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| Photo - Union Square Lamp | [[Dude sits on stone wall in Union Square looking up at lamp]] / {{photo, outdoors, union square, night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-11 |
| Hiding in bed | [[Dude lies under covers in bed]] / [[Dude peeks out]] / Dude: Is the temperature back in double digits again? / {{bed, cold, warmth}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-12 |
| Windows is about Choice | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: HP’s move...to ship iTunes pre-installed on all HP PCs - has angered Microsoft. / Computer: General manager David Fester has suggested that iTunes’ emerging dominance would be bad for consumers, because it would limit them to the iPod... / Computer: “Windows... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-13 |
| Orange Season | [[Dude at work computer]] / Dude: Oh geez, my brain feels like it’s leaking out my ear... / Dude: The one and only reason I think I can go on now is because... / [[Dude pulls out glowing orange]] / Dude: ORANGES ARE IN SEASON!!! / [[Dude bites right into orange]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-14 |
| Schizophrenic New York Weather | Dude: You really gotta hand it to New York for having some of the most unpredictable weather around. / Dude: I mean, right now it’s snowing like crazy... / Dude: All of a sudden the temperature jumps 20° and the rain makes the snow slushy... / Dude: Then the temperature drops 30° or 40° causing the... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-15 |
| Schizophrenic New York Weather Aftermath | [[Dude stands with feet frozen in ice]] / Dude: So ummm... / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-16 |
| Photo - Seaport Mall | [[Dude stands outside at Seaport Mall]] / {{photo, water, seaport mall, outdoors, day}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-17 |
| Photo - Grand Army Plaza Subway Platform | [[Dude stands at Grand Army Plaza subway platform]] / {{photo, subway, grand army plaza}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-18 |
| This is why I don't work for the MTA | STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE... / STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE... / STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE... / People in the back, MOVE YO ASS! You're either in or you're out! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-19 |
| FMV Internet ads | Computer: “Beginning today, more than a dozen Web sites... will run full-motion video commercials from Pepsi, AT&T, Honda, Vonage and Warner Bros... / Computer: The new ad technology, from Unicast...invisibly loads the commercials while unwitting users read a Web page, then displays the ad across the... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-20 |
| State of the Union 2004 | [[Dude stands next to TV with state of the union address finishing up]] / George W. Bush: May God continue to bless America... / Dude: Hi, mom? We have relatives that live in Canada, right? / {{state of the union, TV, television, George W. Bush, Dubya}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-21 |
| Bottled Water | [[Dude at deli]] / Dude: Can I have the smallest bottled water you have? / [[Deli worker puts bottled water as tall as the Dude on counter]] / Dude: Can't you like, cut that thing in half or something? / Smiley Guy: no. / {{deli, bottled water}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-22 |
| Internet Withdrawl | [[Dude at work computer]] / Dude: Hmmm, looks like the internet connection isn’t working... / Dude: HACK! *gasp* cough cough...wheeze...HACK! HACK! *gasp* cough cough... / Dude: *choke*gasp* HACK! wheeze*choke*cough cough / [[Internet connection comes back]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-23 |
| Photo - Subway seat sharing | [[Dude sits in subway next to guy reading magazine]] / {{photo, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-24 |
| Photo - World's Fair Globe | [[Dude stands outside in freezing cold at World's Fair Globe in Queens]] / Dude: Why the hell am I here? It's freezing outside! / {{photo, queens, world's fair, morning, day, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-25 |
| Bus Stop freezing cold | [[Dude stands by bus stop in freezing cold]] / Dude: If you’re reading this then good for you! That means you’re in out of the freezing cold. Unlike me being outdoors for no apparent reason. / {{bus stop, weather, cold}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-26 |
| Toothbrush Choices | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Hmmmmm... / Dude: Decisions, decisions... / Dude: Do I buy the normal toothbrush? / Dude: Or the one that looks like James Bond would use to kill his arch nemesis? / {{blank comic, lazy, late night, toothbrush, James Bond}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-27 |
| Snowfall | [[Window]] / [[Dude peeks out window]] / Dude: Wow! The snow almost reaches the bottom of my window! / Dude: I suppose I should be concerned considering I don’t live on the first floor. / {{window, weather, snow}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-28 |
| Enticing NYU mail | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Envelope: Special Opportunity for NYU Alumni! Free Decal inside! / [[Dude opens envelope]] / Letter: "Give us money." / {{mail, NYU, donation, alumni}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-29 |
| Microsoft MyDoom.B Reward | Computer: “Microsoft Corp. promised Thursday to pay $250,000 to anyone who helps authorities find and prosecute the author of a fast-spreading computer virus.” / Computer: The “MyDoom.B” virus, spread by email, causes victims to launch an electronic-attack starting Tuesday against Microsoft’s own Web... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-30 |
| Photo - Socrates Sculpture Garden Ice Sculptures | [[Dude stands outside at Socrates Sculpture Garden in Queens looking at ice sculptures]] / {{photo, socrates sculpture garden, queens, ice sculpture, lady liberty}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-31 |
| Photo - Queens Boardwalk | [[Dude stands at Queens Boardwalk nearby World's Fair]] / {{photo, queens, boardwalk, morning, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-01 |
| Stupid iTunes Superbowl ad | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Hi, I’m one of millions of Americans never prosecuted for downloading music off of the internet. / Dude: And I’m here today to announce... / Dude: That I’m STILL going to download music off of the internet. / {{blank comic, iTunes, pirating music}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-02 |
| Egg Sizes | [[Dude at deli counter]] / Dude: Are those eggs the only ones you have for sale? / Deli Worker: Yup, why do you ask? / Dude: It’s just that my fridge can’t really fit anything bigger than “large.” / Deli Worker: Sorry, alls we got is xtra-large, jumbo, and mega ultra jumbo. / Dude: Crap, what am... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-03 |
| Sensible New York Driver | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Dude: To the sensible driver in apartment 606... / Dude: Well, I suppose not owning a car in New York City would qualify as sensible. / {{mail, driver}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-04 |
| New York Times Article from Mom | This is wo weird, why am I getting so much mail this week? / Huh, looks like my mom sent me another New York Times article. / Hmmmm... / Hi mom? You do realize that I LIVE in New York, right? / {{mail, new york times, mom}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-05 |
| Jackie Chan Westernized DVDs | [[Dude looks at DVD section of store]] / Dude: Jackie Chan in "Black Dragon" / Dude: (Formerly titled "Miracles") / Dude: God forbid they release an unknown kung-fu movie in the U.S. without the world "legend" or "dragon" in it. / {{DVD, jackie chan, miramaxe}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-06 |
| Photo - Prospect Park in the Spring | [[Dude stands at intersection in Prospect Park]] / Dude: Man, I'm going to be pissed off, when I wake up and remember it's still the beginning of February. / {{photo, spring, day, outdoors, prospect park, dream}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-07 |
| Photo - Grand Army Plaza Turnstile | [[Dude walks up stairs to Grand Army Plaza subway turnstile]] / {{photo, subway, turnstile, grand army plaza}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-08 |
| Empty Supermarket Cashier Lane | [[Dude approaches supermarket cashier aisle]] / Dude: Oh my god, there’s no line in this aisle, I can’t believe it! / Dude: Usually it’s suicide going grocery shopping on a Sunday, what gives? / Dude: I don’t even understand, all the other lines are really long how come no one’s in this one? / Cashier:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-02-09 |
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