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| Subway Newspaper Litter | [[Dude watches guy reading a newspaper]] / [[Guy sets newspaper on seat]] / [[Guy gets up to leave]] / [[Dude picks up newspaper]] / [[Dude rolls up newspaper]] / [[Dude whaps guy]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-11 |
| Internet Withdrawl Part Two | Dude: Internet connection is down?? No! The day’s only started! / Dude: Come back...please come back... / Dude: Please let it come back, the days feel long enough as it is. / Dude: WHOO! IT’S BACK UP! / Computer: 0 new messages... / Dude: Better to have no email than to never be able to check for it at all. / {{internet withdrawl, work computer, email}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-12 |
| Photo - Queens Men in Black Saucers | [[Dude stands looking up at towers that were UFOs in "Men in Black"]] / {{photo, queens, outdoors, daytime, towers, men in black}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-13 |
| Socrates Sculpture Garden Lobby | [[Dude sits in chair of standing lobby-like setup in Socrates Sculpture Garden]] / {{photo, socrates sculpture garden}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-14 |
| Testing Cell Phone Rings | Smiley Guy #1: Wow! this new cell phone has so many ring types! / Smiley Guy #1: I wonder which one I should use? Maybe I should just listen to them all. / Dude: Just letting you know that since I’m nice, I’m going to warn you that if you do that I’m going to shove that thing down your throat. / Smiley Guy #2: He really is being nice I wasn’t even going to give you a warning. / {{subway, cell phone rings}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-15 |
| Windows XP Reloaded | Computer: “Microsoft considering update dubbed ‘XP Reloaded’” / Computer: “We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP” / Dude: Seems stupid to name an upgrade after such a crappy movie. I can think of a better name for it... / Dude: XP Debugged / {{work computer, microsoft, windows xp reloaded}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-16 |
| Most Gorgeous Day Ever | [[Dude stands outside at bus stop in snowstorm]] / Dude: Wow, it'd be a gorgeous day today if not for the snow. / Dude: ...and wind / Dude: ...and the wetness / Dude: ...and the cold. / {{bus stop, weather, snow, wind, rain, cold}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-17 |
| Pocky | [[Dude looks at shelf of Pocky]] / Dude: Normal Pocky, strawberry Pocky, mousse Pocky, almond Pocky, green tea Pocky, marble Pocky... / Dude: Men’s Pocky, almond cherry Pocky, vanilla Pocky, coconut Pocky, Giant Pocky, banana Pocky... / Dude: NEW Pocky? What the heck is New Pocky? / Stock Boy: Same as the original but 50 cents more. / {{shopping, food, pocky}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-18 |
| AT&T, hook 'em while they're young | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: “Greg Hartsfield, and engineer with AT&T Wireless was trying to explain to a class of 18 young people how cell phones work...in a 90-minute free class the company offers...” / Dude: “...Students wanted to have their pictures taken with the camera phone...They were fascinated by the N-Gage phone, a phone with many gaming features.” / Dude: “AT&T Wireless says it’s class...is meant to get young children interested in technology and is not intended as a marketing tool...” / Dude: I‘d say that fills my quota for the number of dumb things I can stand to hear in a day without slitting my wrists. / {{work computer, at&t, cell phones, n-gage}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-19 |
| Photo - Queens Impressive Structure | [[Dude stands at impressive building in Queens]] / {{photo, queens, outdoors, daytime}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-20 |
| Photo - Foggy Empire State Building | [[Dude looks out window at the Empire State Building clouded in fog at night]] / {{photo, empire state building, fog}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-21 |
| Women's Restroom at a Movie Theater | [[Dude stands outside of women's restroom at movie theater, several men wait outside]] / {{movie theater, women's restroom}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-22 |
| Q Train Worker | [[Dude sits in subway]] / Train Announcer: This is Dekalb Avenue..Deeeeekaaaaalb Avenuuuee... / Train Announcer: Next stop is Atlantic Ave, that’s right, Atlantic Avenuuuuuuuueeeee... / Train Announcer: Transfers available for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ISLAND RAAAAAILROOOOAD.... / Dude: I say give him a month before he starts to sound like all the other subway announcers. / {{subway, q train, long island railroad, lirr}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-23 |
| Subway Tokens | [[Dude reaches into his pocket]] / [[Dude swipes Metrocard]] / [[Dude goes through turnstile]] / Dude: Now that we all use Metrocards, I wonder what they did with all those tokens. / {{subway, turnstile, metrocard, tokens}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-24 |
| Passion of the Christ: The Junk Mail | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Junk Mail: "Experience the Passion of Jesus Christ" / Junk Mail: "Meet the people who really killed the Christ." / Dude: Even if I were religious is that supposed to make me want to go to this? / {{junk mail, jesus christ, the passion}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-25 |
| Games for Mac | [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / Dude: You know, I haven’t played any games for my Mac lately. I should get something new. / [[Dude goes to game store]] / Dude: Maybe I should go in and BUY a game for once, and support the Mac gaming industry. / Dude: Too bad none of the video game stores seem to stock Mac games anymore. / {{sidewalk, shopping, video games, computer games, macintosh}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-26 |
| Photo - Queens Park 3 | [[Dude sits on park bench by Queens Park]] / {{photo, queens, park, outdoors, daytime}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-27 |
| Photo - Grand Army Plaza Spire | [[Dude stands by large stone spire by Grand Army Plaza]] / {{photo, black & white, grand army plaza}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-28 |
| MTA Subway Announcer Identity | [[Dude stands on subway platform with backpack]] / [[Subway pulls in, MTA worker in window]] / MTA Worker: This is Canal St. transfers available for the J, M, N, R, Q and W trains. / Dude: So THAT'S what you look like. / {{subway, MTA announcer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-29 |
| Shampoo Ingredients | [[Dude looks at shampoo shelf]] / Dude: Ingredients Water, Isobutate, Polyquaternium-4, propane, Propylene Glycol, C9-11 Pareth-8... / Dude: ...and fragrance / {{shopping, shampoo ingredients}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-30 |
| iPod Mugger | [[Dude walks down the sidewalk with white headphones]] / Mugger: All right, hand over the iPod! / Mugger: Wait! What gives? That’s not an iPod! / Mugger: You’re just using white headphones with a crappy CD player so it looks like you have an iPod! / Dude: I know I am! You don’t have to be mean about it! / Dude & Mugger: poop / {{ipod poser, white headphones, mugger}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-03-31 |
| April Fools Girlfriend | [[Dude sits at work computer with cell phone]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-01 |
| High School History Teacher | [[Dude sits at subway platform, notices guy with glasses]] / Dude: Oh my god! Weren’t you my high school history teacher? / History Teacher: Huh? / Dude: Wow, and I was even thinking of you today! / History Teacher: Really? That’s so funny. / Dude: Yeah, I was remembering how you used to say the high school years were the best of our life. / History Teacher: Oh yeah, I’m always saying that. / Dude: And then I was thinking of something I really wanted to tell you if I ever saw you again. / History Teacher: Oh yeah and what’s that? / [[Dude slaps History Teacher]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-02 |
| Photo - Old Artsy Photo | [[Dude stands by shuttered stores at night]] / Dude: Uh oh, must be running low on photos if we're down to this old artsy stuff. / {{photo, night, outdoors, black & white}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-03 |
| Photo - Union Street | [[Dude stands in street on Union Street in Park Slope]] / {{photo, black & white, park slope}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-04 |
| Shaolin Soccer Miramax Release | [[Dude stands outside movie theater playing "Shaolin Soccer" / [[Dude sits in movie theater, the lights are on]] / Movie Theater worker: Uh sir? The movie's over. / Dude: I'm not leaving until you play the rest of the film. / Movie Theater worker: There's no more sir, it's over. / Dude: What're you talking about? There's at least twenty minutes cut from this film. / [[Dude on his butt outside of movie theater]] / Dude: Maybe the studio forgot to send one of the reels. / {{shaolin soccer, miramaxe, movie theater}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-05 |
| Guacamole Sizes | [[Dude at Mexican food restaurant]] / Dude: Can I get a Nevada burrito and a side of guacamole? / Dude: Small or large guacamole? / Dude: Small please. / [[Cashier puts really tiny container on counter]] / Dude: What is this? a Japan sized small? / {{mexican food, guacamole}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-06 |
| Street Samples | [[Dude on street sees guy offering samples of a new drink]] / Smiley Guy: Hi! Would you like to try a free sample of our new drink? / [[Dude drinks]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-07 |
| KITH School for releasing Hong Kong Films in the U.S. | [[Dude wears reading glasses]] / Dude: Hello, and welcome to Kick in the Head’s School of releasing Hong Kong films in the U.S. / [[Dude watches TV]] / Dude: Wow, this movie’s amazing, it should be released in the U.S. / Arrow pointing to TV: Import DVD playing / [[Dude stands outside movie theater playing "Hero" starring Jet Li]] / Dude: It took a few months, but I got the rights to distribute it in its original form, gave it English subtitles, took the original 5.1 sound mix, cut a trailer, created some posters, got some critics to say good things and now it’s out. Less work than making a movie, that’s for sure. / Dude: How hard* is that, really? / Footnote: Difficulty level applies to movie studios, not individuals. / {{movie theater, hong kong films, hero, jet li, miramaxe}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-08 |
| 4am Comic | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Hi / Dude: Ummmmmmm / Dude: Hi / Dude: Sorry, I'd be a lot funnier right now if I weren't written past 4 am. / {{blank comic, late night, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-04-09 |
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