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| Photo - Seaport Boat | [[Dude stands at bow of red boat at Seaport]] / {{photo, day, outdoors, seaport, boat}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-12-26 |
| Post Christmas 2004 | [[Dude looks indignant at bus stop with swarm of people all with iPods]] / Caption: Day after Christmas... / {{christmas, xmas, bus stop, apple, ipod}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-12-27 |
| Worst Muscle Spasm Ever | [[Dude lies in bed]] / Dude: Wow, I really really don't want to get up. / Dude: YAWN / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-12-28 |
| Merry Christmas to Previous Tenant | [[Dude checks mail]] / Dude: More Christmas cards for the previous tenant. / Dude: Theree's something to be said for staying in touch, but sometimes you lose contact with people for a reason. / {{mail, christmas cards, xmas}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-12-29 |
| Misguided Tsunami News | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Geez, "Tsunami death toll soars to near 77,000." And what's this here? / Dude: "Czech supermodel injured in Asian tidal wave." / Dude: Well I'm certainly sorry for her misfortune but... / Dude: WHO CARES??? / {{work computer, tsunami, supermodel}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-12-30 |
| Movie Tickets for under $10?? Is this legal?? | [[Dude stands at movie theater counter]] / Dude: One for "The Incredibles." / Cashier: $8.99 / Dude: Excuse me? / Cashier: $8.99 / Dude: This is a LOEWS right? / Cashier: Yup / Dude: And it's only $8.99?? / Cashier: Yup / Dude: Is there a hidden camera somewhere? / {{movie, pixar, incredibles, loews, tickets}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-12-31 |
| 576th Strip! | Caption: KICK IN THE HEAD'S 576TH STRIP!!! / Dude: What? It's just as arbitrary to celebrate 500 or 600 as it is 576. / [[Small Dude pops up in bottom of frame]] / Dude: Oh and by the way, Happy New Year. / {{milestone}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-01 |
| Photo - Bleecker Walk Signal | [[Dude looks at broken hanging walk signal on Bleecker Street]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, walk signal, bleecker}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-02 |
| New Years Resolution 2005 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: THIS YEAR I resolve... / Dude: ...to... / [[Dude looks to the side]] / Dude: Oh well / {{new years resolution}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-03 |
| Film Student Reunion | [[Dude gets change from video store clerk]] / Video Store Clerk: Here's your change, that's due back in three days. / Video Store Clerk: Hey don't I know you from somewhere? / Video Store Clerk: Were you in one of my film classes? / Dude: Oh yeah, was it Video? / Video Store Clerk: How's your career since you got out? / Dude: Computer tech support. / Video Store Clerk: You're doing tech support? / Dude: And you're in a video store? / Video Store & Dude: whew / {{film student, tech support, video store, career}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-04 |
| Children With Cancer Donation Can | [[Dude at movie theater ticket counter]] / Dude: One for the 6:30 "Life Aquatic" please. / Cashier: $10.50 / Cashier: Would you like to make a donation to help fight children's cancer? / Dude: No thanks. / [[Dude ponders the donation can]] / Dude: You must make a killing off of guys on their first date. / Cashier: Yup. / {{movie theater, life aquatic, wes anderson, children's cancer, charity}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-05 |
| Subway Reading | [[Dude sits on subway with book]] / Dude: Great thing about a long commute is it lets me catch up on my reading. / Smiley Guy: What are you reading now? / Dude: Instruction manual to a new video game I got. / {{subway, reading, video game manual}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-06 |
| Subway Musk | [[Dude sits on subway next to scraggly looking guy]] / Dude: [[Thinking]] Why do the smelliest people have to sit next to me? I don't want to look rude and go to another seat... / Dude: [[Thinking]] Oh wait, he's leaving. Yes! / Dude: [[Thinking]] Wait, it still smells bad. / Dude: IT WAS YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME??? / [[Dude covers his mouth, horrified]] / {{subway, smell, scraggly, body odor, b.o.}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-07 |
| Photo - Christmas Tree in Garbage | [[Dude looks up at Christmas three that stands up inside of trash can on street]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, christmas, xmas tree}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-08 |
| Photo - Chinatown Engrish | [[Dude looks at large fortune cookie fortune on the side of a plant box]] / Fortune Cookie: i love you is going to love you forever. / Lucky Numbers: 7 19 83 40 / {{photo, outdoors, chinatown, fortune cookie}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-09 |
| Expired Cereal | [[Dude stands at deli cashier]] / Dude: Excuse me, do you have "Frosted Mini-Wheats?" I couldn't find them. / Store Man: Let's see, it could be behind something here. / Store Man: Oh wait, I think here's some. / Store Man: Oh, looks like this sucker's expired... / Store Man: Would you like anything el- / [[Dude has disappeared]] / [[Dude is running away on the street]] / Dude: I've never had a box of cereal around long enough to expire and I'm not about to find out what happens to it then. / {{deli, cereal, frosted mini-wheats, expired}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-10 |
| $5 Psychic | [[Dude on street sees sign]] / Sign: PSYCHIC $5 / Psychic: There are many things I can tell you, but you must be sincere with me. / Psychic: So tell me, what is it you wish to ask me? / Dude: Is the reason you open so late because you don't get much business? / {{psychic}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-11 |
| Militant Bumper Sticker | [[Dude looks at bumper sticker on large van]] / Bumper Sticker: How's my Driving? Call 1-800-SCREW-YOU / {{bumper sticker}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-12 |
| Toasted Raisin Bagel with Cream Cheese | [[Dude waits at bus stop next to three other guys, two wear caps]] / Cap Guy #1: HEY! Toasted raisin with cream cheese! / Cap Guy #1: Hey, it's toasted raisin with cream cheese! / Cap Guy #2: Yo! Toasted raisin w/ cream cheese! / Cap Guy #1: Heh, toasted raisin with cream cheese... / [[Other smile guy looks curiously]] / Dude: I go to their deli every morning. / {{bus stop, deli, raisin bagel, cream cheese, breakfast}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-13 |
| Previous Tenants' Junk Mail | [[Dude checks his mail]] / [[Dude examines letter]] / Dude: What does it say when you know junk mail spells the name of the previous tenant of your apartment wrong? / {{junk mail}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-14 |
| Photo - Brooklyn Museum Cruise Ship | [[Dude stands outside of Brooklyn Museum which now looks like it has the front of a boat embedded in front of it]] / Dude: Can someone tell me when this happened to the Brooklyn Museum? 'Cause clearly I missed it. / {{photo, night, outdoors, brooklyn museum}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-15 |
| Photo - NYU Water Street Dorm | [[Dude stands on balcony of 200 Water Street NYU Dorm]] / {{photo, nyu, new york university, dorm, financial district}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-16 |
| New iPod Shuffle | [[Dude stands in Apple Store examining iPod Shuffle]] / Sign: iPod Shuffle / Dude: Well, I can afford it... / Dude: But it lacks just about everything that makes the iPod cool... / Dude: GOD DAMMIT!!! / {{apple store, ipod shuffle}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-17 |
| Swipe then STAY RIGHT | [[Subway PSA sign with vertical turnstile picture]] / Caption: Swipe, then STAY RIGHT otherwise you're a complete moron / {{subway PSA, sign, turnstile}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-18 |
| Winter Morning Shower | [[Dude stands at bus stop, all his hairs are stiff and pointing out of his head]] / Dude: This is what I get for putting off my shower until right before I leave. / {{winter, shower, frozen hair, bus stop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-19 |
| Mystery Street Bag | [[Dude stands at bus stop next to smiley guy, a paper bag sits on the left]] / [[Smiley guy looks at the paper bag]] / [[Smiley guy looks into paper bag]] / [[Smile guy leaves bag alone]] / Dude: Were you seriously hoping to find something in there to eat? / {{street trash, bus stop, paper bag}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-20 |
| Alternate Method of Warming Up | [[Dude stands on subway platform]] / Dude: Brrrr... / Dude: I need something to warm me up. / [[Dude dials cell phone]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-21 |
| Photo - MTA Worker on tracks | [[Dude stands on Union Square subway platform, an MTA worker is walking on the tracks]] / Dude: Never a good indicator that a train might be coming soon. / {{photo, subway, union square, mta worker}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-22 |
| Photo - Snowstorm UA Union Square | [[Dude endures blowing snowstorm while passing UA Union Square]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, snow, blizzard, united artists, union square}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-23 |
| How to Empty a Subway #1 | [[Empty subway seats]] / [[More empty subway seats]] / [[Yet more empty subway seats]] / [[Dude covers nose talking to scraggly guy]] / Dude: Congratulations. I've never smelled B.O. strong enough to empty quite so many seats in a subway car. / {{subway, body odor, b.o., stench, scraggly}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-24 |
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