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| Photo - Chelsea Building | [[Dude walks by imposing building]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, chelsea}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-03-27 |
| iPod Banner Ad | [[Dude sits mesmerized at work computer]] / [[Dude looks at iPod banner]] / iPod Banner: Shoot to win free iPod! / Dude: So tempting...must play game... / Dude: Musn't...give in...to banner game...scam... / [[Dude gives in]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-03-28 |
| Subway Use in Rainy Weather | [[Dude sits on subway with a couple puddles on the ground]] / Dude: Why's the subway so empty when it rains? People still need to go to work, and this many people can't possibly be taking cabs. / {{subway, weather, rain}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-03-29 |
| PDA Couple | [[Dude stands at bus stop holding umbrella, a couple are kissing a few feet away from him]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-03-30 |
| New York: The Second Home | [[Dude looks at Home Depot ad in subway]] / Ad: Like a lot of New Yorkers we have a second home. Another store now open. / Dude: I suppose "some" constitutes "a lot" if you're dumb enough to buy into that stupid slogan. / {{home depot, second home}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-03-31 |
| April Fools 2005 | [[Dude stands at bus stop]] / [[Smiley Guy with Dude's hair and bear walks onto screen]] / [[Dude jumps onto Fake Dude]] / Dude: What? You think this is funny you looking like me? I got new for you NOBODY LOOKS LIKE ME! You can't just go and steal my look, if you do you've got something else comin' buster. How did you even grow that beard anyway? Who sent you? Who's the one who had this bright idea of yours anyway? Where are you from? / [[Dude yanks hair of Fake Dude]] / Dude: How'd you even grow this hair? Where'd you get it from? You can't just grow hair like me! I'm the only one with hair, why did you go steal my hair? Did you get into my apartment? Oh my god, you broke into my apartment to get my hair you sick...Give it back to me! I call stalking on you! What? You thought you were going to get away with it? / [[Dude stands at bus stop, Fake dude is unconscious on ground, hair and beard strewn across the ground]] / {{bus stop, april fools, self referential, meta}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-01 |
| Photo - Seaport Boat 2 | [[Dude boards boat at Seaport]] / Boat: Welcome aboard the 1911 Barque Peking / {{photo, outdoors, day, seaport, boat}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-02 |
| Photo - Central Park Bench | [[Dude sit on bench, on far other side, a woman in a red hood sits]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, central park}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-03 |
| Halogen Cell Phone | [[Dude watches movie in theater]] / [[Person's phone rings]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-04 |
| Leftover Easter Egg | [[Dude looks at Easter Egg in supermarket]] / Easter Egg Sign: LAST EASTER EGG!!! -$5! (that's right we pay YOU!) / Dude: Maybe it's time I sucked it up and bought that chocolate Easter egg. / {{leftover, overstock, chocolate easter egg}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-05 |
| Subway Service Announcement | [[Dude stands on subway platform with two other guys]] / Announcement: [[Horribly echoey]] ATTENTION! TRAINS NOT RUNNING ATTENTION INVESTIGATION DEKALBE AVENUE AND...TRANSFER AT / [[Dude and guys look blankly]] / Guy #1: Did you get any of that? / Dude: I was hoping you did. / Guy #2: Me too. / {{subway announcement, p.a. system, service change}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-06 |
| Hangover | [[Dude holds head]] / Dude: OOWWW!!!! / {{blank comic, alcohol, hangover, late night, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-07 |
| Ms. Subways | [[Dude sits on subway looking up at Ms. Subways ad]] / Dude: I wonder what the acceptance speech was like. / [[Ms. Subways accepting her award]] / Ms. Subways: Now that I'm Ms. Subways I want to implement better turnstiles, clearer loudspeakers and eliminate bad B.O. from the subway entirely! / Dude: Probably not. / {{mta, ms. subways}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-08 |
| Photo - Union Square Station | [[Dude walks through Union Square station]] / {{photo, union square}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-09 |
| Photo - Don't even think of parking here | [[Dude looks at garage door]] / Garage Door sign: Don't even THINK of parking here / Dude: I wouldn't have it not for that sign. / {{photo, outdoors, day, no parking}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-10 |
| Best Buy Grand Opening | [[Dude walks to Best Buy]] / [[Dude in Best Buy]] / [[Two Best Buy Salesmen come up to Dude]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-11 |
| Kung Fu Hustle Premiere | [[Dude stands in line at movie theater]] / Movie Theater Worker: Hello everyone and thanks for coming to this screening of "Kung Fu Hustle!" / Movie Theater Worker: We'll be seating shortly, but in the meantime I'll be handing out Movie Club card memberships! / Movie Theater Worker: Plus as a special treat for this film this gentleman here will paint your name in English or Chinese with a special design for $15! / Dude: Wow, so this is what it feels like to be knee-deep in the rich history of Chinese culture... / {{movie theater, kung fu hustle, UA, United Artists, stephen chow}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-12 |
| Mariah Carey Signing | [[Dude looks at line of people on street]] / Dude: Excuse me, why are you here? / Guy in Line: Mariah Carey is coming to this store. / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: Like I said, why are you here? / {{mariah carey}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-13 |
| Man with Clipboard | [[Dude walks into charity worker on sidewalk]] / Man With Clipboard: Hi, could I just have a second of your- / Dude: MAN WITH CLIPBOARD! / [[Dude runs away]] / Dude: MAN WITH CLIPBOOOOOOARD! / [[Man with clipboard looks put out]] / {{sidewalk, charity, clipboard}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-14 |
| Evil Cackle | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / [[Dude smiles]] / Dude: hee hee hee... / Dude: MWA-HA-HA-HA! HA! / Dude: AH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! / Dude: you shouldn't laugh at people you know. / {{blank comic, late night, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-15 |
| Prospect Park Resting | [[Dude lies next to tree in Prospect Park]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, prospect park}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-16 |
| Photo - Times Square | [[Dude walks across crosswalk in Times Square]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, times square}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-17 |
| Diner Order | [[Dude at restaurant, click reads 7:15]] / Dude: I'll have a cheeseburger with curly fries. / [[Dude waits, clock says 7:20]] / [[Dude waits, clock says 7:35]] / [[Dude waits, clock says 7:45]] / [[Dude waits, clock says 8:05]] / [[Dude talks to worker]] / Dude: If my stupid food isn't ready in the next few minutes, then get me a breakfast menu. / {{cheeseburger, curly fries, food}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-18 |
| Subway Delays | [[Dude sits on subway]] / Subway Announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay, we will be moving shortly. / [[Dude waits]] / Subway Announcement: Again we apologize for the delay we should be moving momentarily. / Subway Announcement: Attention, the conductor has informed us that we will be going back to the previous station. / Subway Announcement: Sorry folks, but you're all going to get up and walk to the last car in order to exit the train. / Subway Announcement: And on your way out please remember attacking an MTA worker is considered a felony, thank you. / {{subway announcement, mta worker}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-19 |
| Weak Box Office Line up | [[Dude stands at movie theater ticket window]] / Dude: I'm in the mood to see a movie, let's see... / [[Dude looks at movies that are out]] / Dude: On second thought I'll go home and read a book. / {{movie theater}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-20 |
| Benefits of Night | [[Dude looks out window at moon]] / Dude: I love the night, but I'm not quite sure what it is I like about it the most. / Dude: Oh wait, I know. / [[Dude plays video games]] / Dude: No glare on my TV when I'm playing video games. / {{apartment, video games, glare}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-21 |
| Claw of Doom! | [[Dude looks at claw machine with plushies]] / [[Dude puts in money and starts using]] / [[Dude gets toy]] / [[Dude leaves with toy]] / {{claw machine, treasure chest}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-22 |
| Photo - Houston Restaurant | [[Dude sits at outdoor table at restaurant on Houston Street]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, restaurant, houston}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-23 |
| Photo - Brooklyn Public Library | [[Dude runs by Brooklyn Public Library]] / Sign: YOUR LIBRARY IS OPEN! Please use entrances on Eastern Parkway. / Dude: It's MINE! ALL MINE! / {{photo, outdoors, day, brooklyn library}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-24 |
| Tearful Breakup | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: How could you do this to me? I’d thought that we’d gone through the worst together over the last year and a half. / Dude: I don’t understand how this can happen all of a sudden. Were you hiding it from me or was I just too preoccupied to notice? / Dude: I can’t think of anything I’ve done to deserve this. I don’t know of anything that gets more of my attention than you. / Dude: Was it about those websites I was looking at in front of you? I know you don’t like that stuff. / Dude: I mean, maybe we’ll wake up tomorrow and everything will be back to normal, but I’m afraid that’s not going to happen. / Dude: I’m sorry, I’m feeling like I’ve been betrayed. I think we just need some time apart from each other now. / [[Dude leaves and slams door]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-25 |
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