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| Photo - Prospect Park Lake 2 | [[Dude sits on downed branch at Prospect Park Lake]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, prospect park, lake}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-06-25 |
| Photo - Queens Subway Stairway | [[Dude looks up from stairway of deep subway station in Flushing]] / {{photo, subway, day, queens, flushing}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-06-26 |
| Harrassing Scientologists | [[Dude looks at Scientology Stress Test table]] / [[Dude takes a book]] / [[Dude starts to leave with book]] / Scientologist: Excuse me sir, but wouldn't you like to take the stress test? / Dude: Nah that's all right I just want the book. / Scientologist: Well then would you like to make a donation? / Dude: Not really, donations are voluntary right? / Scientologist: So you're just going to take something for nothing? / Dude: Well you're non-profit so you can't sell me things related to your free services. / [[Scientologist looks put out]] / [[Dude adds book to his large stack]] / {{scientology, stress test, dianetics, L. Ron Hubbard, non-profit}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-06-27 |
| iPod Couple | [[Couple share a pair of iPod headphones in the park, dude walks by]] / [[Dude gets between them, puts his arms around them]] / Dude: Well gee aren't you two JUST ADORABLE!!??? / [[Dude walks away, iPod couple look confused]] / {{apple ipod, park}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-06-28 |
| Glue Traps | [[Dude looks down at glue trap]] / Dude: Huh, a roach got caught in the glue trap I set for mice. / [[Dude reaches for roach with a paper towl]] / [[Roach's body rips off leaving legs]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-06-29 |
| Summer Subway Heat | [[Dude stands on subway platform next to a tourist, he looks lethargic]] / [[Tourist checks his map]] / Tourist: Excuse me- / Dude: Stop. / Tourist: What is it? / Dude: The movement of your lips is making it hotter here. / {{subway, summer, weather, heat, tourist}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-06-30 |
| Suspect Barber | [[Dude walks by barbershop]] / Dude: Hi, I'd like to get my hair cut... / [[Dude looks at other customers and sees that they're all bald]] / Dude: Nevermind / {{barbershop, hair dresser}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-01 |
| Photo - Skyscraper Reflected Sunlight | [[Dude stands atop building, above is a skyscraper which has the reflected sunlight from the windows of an opposing building]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, skyscraper}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-02 |
| Photo - Prospect Park Lake Swans | [[Dude looks out at Prospect Park Lake with a family of swans]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, prospect park, swans}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-03 |
| July 4th, 2005 | [[Dude stands atop roof with video camera]] / [[light of firework flashes]] / [[Dude sits at computer]] / [[Dude sits at TV with video camera hooked to it]] / Dude: The second best way to watch fireworks is with the sound synced with the explosions. / {{july 4th, independence day, fireworks}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-04 |
| Video Game Advice | [[Dude looks at video games at store]] / Customer: Excuse me, which of these role-playing-games would you recommend? / Store Worker: Well, this one is if you want to lose your job. / Store Worker: This one is if you want to alienate your friends. / Store Worker: And this one is if you want to miss your grandkids. / {{video games}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-05 |
| Running to the Subway | [[Dude runs down sidewalk]] / Dude: Q! Q! Q! Q! / [[Dude runs to subway entrance]] / Dude: AHHHH!!! Q! Q! Q! Q! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-06 |
| New York's Bid for Olympics | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: “London won the 2012 Olympic Summer Games on Wednesday in a surprising upset over the front-running Paris after ardent last-minute lobbying by Prime Minister Tony Blair.” / Computer: “The New York bid had hoped to survive at least two rounds but instead lost three votes from the first round to the second when it was unceremoniously eliminated.” / Dude: Well that's a relief / Dude: I don’t have to save my vacation time so I can be out of the city. / {{work computer, olympics}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-07 |
| Snapple Won Favor! | [[Dude opens Snapple Bottle]] / [[Dude looks at bottle cap]] / Cap: YOU'VE WON A FAVOR!! TAKE OUR DISC FOR A SPIN (Snapple flying disc) Go to Snapple.com for Prize claim information. / [[Dude on home computer]] / Computer: To verify and and claim prize, hand print on a 3” X 5” card your complete name, address, city, state/country, zip or postal code (if applicable), telephone number (including area code), email address (optional) and date of birth and send card in padded envelope with original bottle cap or game card to: Snapple “Win Yourself a Favor” Prize Claim, P.O. Box 49392, Strongsville, OH 44149-0392. Prize claims must be received by December 31, 2005. Prize claimants should make and retain a photocopy of the bottle cap or game card as proof of mailing does not constitute proof of delivery/receipt; and it is suggested that claims be sent by a traceable and secure method of delivery such as registered mail, return receipt requested. Proof of delivery is not proof of bottle cap or game card validity. Allow 6 to 8 weeks for verification of prize claim. All prize claims are subject to verification of eligibility, winning bottle cap or game card and compliance with the terms of these rules. / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: MAIL???? / {{snapple, win favor, agreement terms, home computer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-08 |
| Photo - Astor Place Sunset | [[Dude stands at crosswalk, sunset in the distance]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, sunset, astor place, cooper union}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-09 |
| Photo - Union Square Wet Paint sign...sorta | [[Dude looks up at altered wet paint sign that says "aint wet"]] / {{photo, subway, union square, wet paint}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-10 |
| Paying Rent | [[Dude looks at bank statement]] / Dude: Wow! I did really great this month! / Dude: I can't remember ever having this much money! / Dude: I mean usually I'm broke after I pay my...my...m- / [[Dude runs]] / Dude: I FORGOT TO PAY MY RENT! / {{bank statement, rent}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-11 |
| Arcade Controller | [[Dude looks at arcade fighting game machine]] / [[kid with PS2 controller approaches machine]] / Dude: Hey! What do you think you're doing? / Dude: Plugging in my PS2 controller? / Dude: WHAT? You gotta be kidding me? You're telling me you can bring your controller from home to an ARCADE??? / Dude: Back in my day we learned how to win with a joystick that can't go down and three working buttons! / Dude: I can't believe this, an entire generation of kids completely wussified by technology. / [[Dude snatches controller]] / Dude: GIMME THAT! / [[Dude rips analog controller off]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-12 |
| License to Sloth | [[Dude wakes up in bed]] / Dude: Man, I really overslept. I should probably go outside today since it's so nice. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-13 |
| Trials of a Power Mac G5 | [[Dude stands with sledge hammer at smoking, dented Power Mac G5]] / Dude: We now begin the five trials: bloodk pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death. / [[Dude prepares to smash G5 again]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-14 |
| Trials of a Power Mac G5 | [[Dude stands at smoking Power Mac G5 with sledge hammer]] / Dude: We now begin the five trials: blood, pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death. / [[Dude prepares to smash G5 with sledge hammer]] / [[Computer boots]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-15 |
| Photo - Kasadela | [[Dude sits in Kasadela Restaurant]] / {{photo, indoors, night, kasadela, sake, east village}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-16 |
| Photo - Politically Correct Art | [[Dude looks into window with public school cultural unity art]] / Dude: Why must all P.C. art suck? / {{photo, outdoors, day, politically correct, cultural unity}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-17 |
| AppleCare Official Policy, sorta | [[Dude sits at Apple Genius Bar]] / Dude: My G5 is broken and it's not under warranty. / Dude: Well you should've bought our extended three year guarantee your product is defective and will need replacements that will make you believe we have a good tech support policy. / Dude: Um, did I just think that or say that? / Dude: Lemme check my tape recorder. / Dude: HUH?!? / [[Dude wakes up]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-18 |
| Fitness Ad | [[Dude stands in subway looking at ad]] / Ad: [[big burly guy]] YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE BODY! JOIN OUR FITNESS CENTER!!! 1-555-BODY-SUX / {{subway, ad, fitness, self esteem, gym}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-19 |
| Chinatown Citibank | [[Dude at Citibank ATM in Chinatown]] / Dude: Ahh, the Chinatown Citibank. One of the city's sole providers of $10 bills... / [[Dude checks bills] / Dude: HEY! What's with the $50 BILL??? / Dude: Who's responsible for this??? / [[A guy behind the ATM cackles]] / ATM Guy: ME! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! / {{citibank, atm, chinatown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-20 |
| Homeless Guy With Invisible Kid | [[Dude walks into homeless guy]] / Homeless Guy: Hey man help me out? I'm trying to get dinner for me and my daughter. / Dude: Dude, it's 2:30 am, your daughter's probably asleep by now. If not she really out to be. / Dude: But if she isn't, then why isn't she with you? Oh my god is she dead in a ditch? / Dude: That's it! She's DEAD! POLICE! This man killed his daughter! / [[Homeless guy and Dude stare at each other]] / Homeless Guy: You gonna give me some money or what? / Dude: That was worth a few cents but I'm out. / {{homeless, panhandler, beggar}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-21 |
| Camera Tech Supporting for Parents | [[Dude sits at work computer, cell phone rings]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-22 |
| Photo - East Village Moon | [[Dude walks around East Village, a large moon in the background]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, east village, moon}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-23 |
| Photo - Plump Dumpling | [[Dude stands by shuttered Plump Dumpling]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, dumpling, east village}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-24 |
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