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| Warm Shampoo | [[Dude turns on bath faucet]] / [[Shower sprays down, Dude gets some shampoo]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-25 |
| Mouse | [[Darkness]] / [[Dude turns on light, a mouse is on the floor]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-26 |
| Michael Bay's "The Island" | [[Dude at movie ticket booth]] / Dude: Hi, one for "The Island" please. / [[Dude in movie theater]] / Movie: Good morning Lincoln Six Echo! / Movie: The date is June 25, 2019 / Dude: I thought science fiction would've learned after 1984 or 2001 to stop dating itself. / {{movie theater, the island, michael bay, science fiction}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-27 |
| Parking Space | [[Dude walks past parking meter and empty parking space]] / Dude: Wow, I've never seen this many parking spaces on this street before, and it's not even after street cleaning. / Dude: Almost makes me wish I had cars to park. / {{parking spaces}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-28 |
| Random Backpack Inspection | [[Cop at table for random bag inspection, guy holding briefcase walks by]] / Cop: Fine. / [[Guy with backpack walks by]] / Cop: Fine. / [[Dude walks by with backpack]] / Cop: Excuse me sir, I'll have to check your bag. / Dude: Huh?? / Cop: Ah-HAH! What were you going to do with this nail clipper? / Dude: It's not my fault no one looks like me. / {{subway, random bag inspection, police, cop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-29 |
| Photo - Park Slope Red Trim Building | [[Dude stands atop building with red trim]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, park slope, building}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-30 |
| Photo - Brooklyn Bridge | [[Dude stands on Brooklyn Bridge between suspension cables]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, brooklyn bridge}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-07-31 |
| Dead Bath Roach | [[Dude stands in bath]] / Dude: Oh great, a roach. / Dude: Well at least it's dead. / Dude: And died a painful bloody death it would seem. / Dude: Either that or it crapped itself before it succumbed to the poison. / [[Dude looks grossed out]] / Dude: I think I'm going to get out of the tub now. / {{bath, shower, cockroach, pest, vermin}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-01 |
| Dead Floor Roaches | [[Dude goes into his apartment]] / Oh man I'm pooped. I'm going straight to bed. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-02 |
| Apple's Non-Applecare Service Costs | [[Dude sits at Genius Bar]] / Dude: I've tried everything but my computer won't boot. / Apple Genius: All right, we have a service fee of your first born child... / Apple Genius: This is all standard since you're not covered by the Applecare Protection Plan. / Dude: And you guys still justify charging us for Quicktime? / {{apple, genius bar, applecare, tech support}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-03 |
| Geek 2 Geek | Computer: You have a message from I Need a Geek at Geek 2 Geek, the best place on the net to meet geeks. / Computer: Hi! I’m Casting a nationally syndicated reality dating show looking to put geek on a date with HOTTIES that want to compete for the chosen geek’s affection! / Computer: If this is you, we want to meet you now! Please email me at castyou@gmail.com / Computer: We are holding auditions in our Manhattan office right now! Great exposure and a chance to find love! / Dude: “To Whom it may concern: What’s the point of posting this request on a website for geeks to meet GEEKS, not the vapid bimbos you’ll find to be on this hideous show? Because what other type of person wants to be on reality TV? / Dude: “Please enjoy the thousands of porn spam soon to be flooding your inbox and the snarky emails of people whose message boards I’ll be posting your address to.” / {{geek 2 geek, dating sites, work computer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-04 |
| Bad Directions | [[Dude walks down sidewalk behind guy]] / Sign: E HOUSTON ST. / Car Man: Excuse me but how do I get to Times Square from here? / Smiley Guy: You'll want to take Broadway all the way uptown first... / Dude: Or I could tell you that Broadway only goes South and there's a special place in hell for people who try otherwise. / {{sidewalk, bad directions, local}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-05 |
| Photo - Financial District Building Art Stuff | [[Dude stands Godzilla style in outdoor art exhibit with buildings]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, financial district}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-06 |
| Photo - Washington Square Park Lawn | [[Dude rests in lawn area of Washington Square Park]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, washington square park]] http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-07 |
| Real Test of Wills | [[Dude stands on subway platform with eyes closed, a tourist next to him]] / [[Tourist unfolds subway map]] / [[Tourist looks up at signs]] / Tourist: Excuse m- / Dude: Can't talk, using all my metal energy to contain my pee. / {{subway, pee, urine, bathroom, tourist}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-08 |
| Times Square Tourists | [[Dude walks through Times Square]] / Dude: [[thinking]] Oh god, what's this? A group of people looking up at something. / Dude: [[thinking]] Resist the urge, it's always something dumb... / Dude: [[thinking]] MUST...RESIST...! / [[Dude looks up]] / Dude: IT'S JUST A STUPID GIANT CUP OF NOODLES! MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES ALREADY!!! / {{times square, cup o' noodles, tourists}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-09 |
| Distressed Jeans | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / [[Dude looks in store window with jeans]] / Sign: New Jeans $40 / [[Dude looks in other window with destroyed jeans]] / Sign: Destroyed Jeans $80 / Dude: What the hell are jeans? / {{distressed jeans, self referential, meta}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-10 |
| Best Homeless Person's Sign Ever | [[Dude looks at homeless person making a cardboard sign]] / Dude: Is this really your cardboard sign? Are you insane? That's way too long, gotta simplify!! / Dude: Dude: Damn you really must be new at this, people don't have time to read your life story! / Dude: Basic advertising. Gotta strip the message down to the essentials, and give incentive. / Dude: You know what? I'm starting this over, look what you wrote here. Everyone says this!! / Dude: Gotta do something original to distinguish yourself from the rest. / [[Homeless guy looks incredulously at sign]] / Homeless Guy: Are you sure about this?? / Dude: Dude, people won't want to NOT give you any money. / [[homeless guy has new sign]] / Sign: Help, I torture puppies when I get hungry. / Person: Here's a $20! / {{homeless, panhandler, beggar, cardboard sign}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-11 |
| Electricity Ransom Bill | [[Dude checks mail]] / Dude: Let's see what mail I got today. / Dude: Junk...junk...cable bill...junk... / [[Dude starts opening envelope]] / Dude: Oh look, I got my electricity... / [[Dude looks at electricity bill]] / Dude: ...ransom. / {{mail, bills, electricity, air conditioning, a/c}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-12 |
| Photo - 2nd Avenue | [[Dude walks down sidewalk of 2nd Avenue]] / {{photo, outdoors, night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-13 |
| Photo - Toilet Graffiti | [[Dude walks by graffiti of toilet, he holds in his pee]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, toilet, pee}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-14 |
| OS X/x86 Project | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: It has been widely reported all over the internet that it is extremely easy to get the intel port of OS X to run on regular PCs. / Computer: Two AVI videos showing Mac OS X running on the Sony VAIO are available. / Dude: This is the nerdiest thing I've ever seen... / Dude: I'm on a computer watching a video of someone else's computer. / {{work computer, apple, mac os x, intel, x86}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-15 |
| Subway Baby Ad | [[Dude stands on subway platform looking at ad about babies]] / Dude: [[reading]] Your bab is safest when she sleeps by herself on her back. / Dude: [[reading]] Sleeping with your baby can be dangerous, especially if you drink, use drugs or are overweight. / Dude: [[reading]] But drinking and using drugs when you have a baby, no problem. / {{subway, babies, drugs, alcohol}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-16 |
| Saving Seats For Old People | [[Dude sits on subway seats that's relatively full but equals at least enough space for two other people]] / [[Old guy with cane walks by]] / [[Dude moves over a bit making some space]] / [[Person next to him doesn't follow suit]] / [[Dude squishes people together making ample space]] / Dude: C'MON PEOPLE! SQUISH DAMMIT! / Dude: Sometimes the kindness of strangers needs a hefty shove to get it going. / {{giving up subway seat, elderly}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-17 |
| NYU Otakon Bus | [[Dude approaches NYU Otakon Bus]] / Bus Driver: Who approacheth the bus of Otakon must answer me these questions three. Ere the inside he see... / Otaku-Poser: Ask me the questions bus driver I'm not afraid! / Bus Driver: WHAT is your name? / Otaku-Poser: My name is AnimeRox0rz! / Bus Driver: WHAT is your quest? / Otaku-Poser: To blow my money in the dealer room! / Bus Driver: WHAT is your favorite anime? / Otaku-Poser: POKEMON! / Otaku-Poser: NO! W- / [[Otaku flies through the air]] / Otaku-Poser: AAAAAAAA / Bus Driver: All right folks. We're a little rushed so if you'll just get on board we'll get out of here. / {{nyu, otakon, bus, anime, pokemon, star wars, han solo}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-18 |
| Otakon 2005 - Finding Food | [[Dude stands outside convention doors]] / Caption: The end of Friday... / Dude: YAWN / Dude: Oh man I'm tired. I'll never use my legs again. / Dude: Oh geez, it's 2:00 am already. I'm actually pretty hungry. / Dude: Excuse me, do you know somewhere nearby I can eat? / Smiley Guy: Eat? Dude, go back to your hotel room. / Dude: What do you mean? / Smiley Guy: You seriously expect anything to be open right now? / Dude: This city sucks. / {{otakon, convention, baltimore, food}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-19 |
| Photo - Baltimore Convention Center Stairs 2004 | [[Dude sits on staircase leading to Baltimore Convention Center]] / {{photo, baltimore convention, otakon, stairs, outdoors, day}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-20 |
| Photo - Baltimore Convention Center 2004 | [[Dude walks over to Baltimore Convention Center]] / {{photo, outdoor, baltimore, reflection, summer, day, otakon}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-21 |
| TCBY | [[Dude stands at TCBY counter]] / Dude: One vanilla and chocolate frozen yogurt on a cone please. / Dude: Ha-HA! Screw TCBY and their filling the cup only along the edges leaving a big pocket of air in the center scheme! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-22 |
| B&H 35mm SLR Photo SourceBook | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Dude: Let's see if I got any mail while I was gone. Hmmm, nothing. / Dude: Oh wait, looks like that's mine up there. / Dude: B&H 35mm SLR Photo SourceBook? / Dude: HOLY CRAP! This thing's bigger than my head!!! / Dude: And it's thicker than most of my college textbooks! / [[Cockroach encroaches upon mail boxes]] / Dude: And not a moment too soon... / {{junk mail, catalog, cockroach}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-23 |
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