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| ATM Disability | [[Dude stands by 99 cent ATM as dumb person uses it]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-24 |
| [[Dude stands in line at a Wendy's]] / Cheap customer: I‘ll have a small Sprite and a medium fries. / Cashier: That’s $2.25 / Cheap customer: $2.25??? What’re you talking about? I get this every single day! / Cheap customer: I said a SMALL Sprite and medium fries!! / Cashier: That’s $2.15 / Cheap customer: You’re damn right it is... / Cheap customer: Can you change a $100? / [[Dude strangles cheap customer]] / Dude: WHY WON’T YOU DIEEEEE!!!!!! / {{wendy's, fast food, sprite, miser, violence}} | |
| Sadistic Subway Announcer Impedes Pee | [[Dude sits on subway, bags under his eyes]] / Subway announcer: Attention passengers we are aware of just how full your bladder is now... / Subway announcer: Therefore we’ve decided to drive the trains as slowly as possible because we can... / Subway announcer: Plus not only will the stop before yours be the last stop, but we’ll also stop the train for about ten minutes before it even gets there. / Subway announcer: We advise at this time that you make friends with the searing pain in your loins as you’ll be together for quite a bit longer. Thank you. / [[Dude sheds a tear]] / {{subway, announcer, pee, urine, bathroom, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-26 |
| Photo - Sleeping on Bed at Home | [[Dude sleeps on bed next to duck stuffed animal]] / {{photo, home, bed, sleep, lazy, dolly, duck, plushie}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-27 |
| Photo - Uptdown sidewalk | [[Dude stands on brightly lit Uptown sidewalk]] / {{photo, uptown, night, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-28 |
| New Deli Worker | [[Dude stands at deli counter]] / Dude: I'll have a quarter pound of provolone. / [[Deli worker goes to slicer]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-29 |
| Cockroach Apartment Meeting | [[Dude stands at podium, cockroaches listen intently]] / Dude: I suppose you’re all wondering why I called you here today. / Dude: Since we’re going to be together for a while I thought we’d discuss a few rules. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-30 |
| Starving kids in Africa Charity Worker | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Charity worker: Hi! Do you have a minute for the starving children in Africa? / Dude: Sure, I got oodles of time for the starving children in Africa. / Dude: YOU however... / {{sidewalk, charity, africa, clipboard}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-08-31 |
| Bathroom Seat Cover Technology | [[Dude stands in bathroom stall]] / Wave hand over sensor for new toilet seat cover... / HOLY CRAP! The future is here!!! / Yet the toilet paper isn't perforated. / {{toilet paper, bathroom, poop, pee, toilet seat cover}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-01 |
| Evil Hong Kong DVD Salesman | [[Dude stands in Hong Kong DVD store, clerk watches]] / Dude: Holy crap how is this possible??? / Dude: Last time these DVDs were $12 now they're $6? / Dude: Do you realize how hard it is to not buy the entire store with these damn prices??? / Cashier: Yes. / Dude: You're the most evil man in the world. / {{DVD, shopping, hong kong, movies, chinatown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-02 |
| Scaffolding uptown | [[Dude walks under scaffolding uptown]] / {{photo, night, uptown, outdoors, scaffolding}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-03 |
| Photo - Brooklyn Bridge Self Portrait | [[Dude stands on Brooklyn Bridge, tourist takes a photo of himself]] / {{photo, brooklyn bridge, camera, portrait, night, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-04 |
| Cell Phone Earpick | [[Dude sits on subway next to guy on cell phone]] / Cell phone guy: Cool. All right, talk to you later. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-05 |
| Long Weekend is Over | [[Dude lies down in bed]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-06 |
| Commerce Bank Penny Arcade | [[Dude pours loose change into Penny Arcade]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-07 |
| Panhandler Excuses | Panhandler #1: Sir, can you spare some change? / Dude: I know you, you’re only here once a month if that, how needy can you possibly be? / Panhandler #2: What about me? I’m here every day! / Dude: Which means you’re doing well enough without my help. / Panhandler #2: Wait, uh, trying to get subway fare? / Panhandler #1: Tourist lost with girlfriend? / Dude: Too late. / {{sidewalk, panhandler, beggar}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-08 |
| Waiting in Line at the Bank | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: My replacement ATM card should be at the bank by now. / [[Dude enters bank]] / [[Dude looks inside bank]] / Dude: Aw crap, there’s a huge line for customer service. / [[Dude stands by bank line]] / Dude: Oh wait, everyone’s been waiting so long they’re either unconscious or dead. / Dude: Hi, I’m- / Customer Service Guy: Excuse me sir the line is behind you. / Dude: Bu- / Customer Service Guy: You’ll have to wait longer before I can help you. / {{bank, citibank, ATM card}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-09 |
| Photo - Astor Place Bus | [[Dude stands on island on by bus North of Astor Place]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, bus}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-10 |
| Photo - Sitting on the Pot | [[Dude sits on toilet at home]] / {{photo, home, apartment, lazy, late night, indoor, bathroom, toilet}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-11 |
| Canal Street Stench Attack | [[Dude stands on Canal Street Q station subway platform]] / Canal Street Stench: MWA-HA-HA!! All will succumb to the stench of the Canal Street Q!!! / Canal Street Stench: BOW! BOW! Before me and despair!!! / Canal Street Stench: Hey, you're not succumbing. What's your deal? / Dude: I have a cold. / Canal Street Stench: Oh. / Canal Street Stench: You suck. / Desperate Person: TEACH ME! / {{subway, canal street, stench, smell}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-12 |
| Runny Boogers | [[Dude sleeps in bed]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-13 |
| Final Fantasy VII Advent Children | Caption: Symptoms of having watched Final Fantasy VII Advent Children: / Caption: Eyestrain due to lack of blinking for over 90 min. / Caption: Sore jaw from being open for over 90 min. / Caption: Drool (see above) / Caption: Body, shut down by central nervous system to prevent wild flailing due to uncontrollable geeking out. / {{lazy, late night, blank comic, final fantasy advent children, nerd, geek, video games, movie, anime}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-14 |
| Can't Teach a Deli Worker New Orders | [[Dude stands at deli counter]] / Dude: Hi, can I have an onion bagel toasted with cream cheese? / Deli worker: No. / Dude: Excuse me? / Deli worker: No, you can’t. / Dude: And why not? / Deli worker: That’s not your order. / Dude: Well, I thought I’d try something different today. / Deli worker: Sorry, but I’m saying you’re not. / Dude: But- / Deli worker: One cinammon raisin bagel toasted with cream cheese coming right up! / {{deli, food, raisin bagel, onion bagel, cream cheese}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-15 |
| San Genaro Zeppoles | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Work Friend: Hey man, it’s slow now so I’m heading to San Genaro. Want me to pick you up some funnel cake or maybe some zeppoles? / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-16 |
| Photo - Missing Broadway Church Tree | [[Dude looks sad at place where giant tree used to be]] / {{photo, church, broadway, night, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-17 |
| Photo - Beard Papa's | [[Dude stands outside of Beard Papas smoking pipe]] / {{photo, night, outdoors, Broadway, beard papa's}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-18 |
| Lost Sock | [[Dude shakes laundry basket out]] / Dude: YES! YES! I finally lost another sock! / Dude: This means my previously extraneous sock from the last time I lost one is suddenly useful again! / Dude: *ahem* actually, what I meant to say is I don’t wear clothes, what’re those? / {{clothes, socks, self referential, meta}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-19 |
| IMPORTANT MAIL | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Junk mail: IMPORTANT ACCOUNT INFORMATION!! OPEN IMMEDIATELY!!!! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-20 |
| Subway Suspicious Packages Announcement | [[Dude stands on subway platform]] / Subway Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your safety is important to us. / Subway Announcer: Please report any suspicious activity, packages or bags to a police officer or MTA employee. / Subway Announcer: Big Brother is watching you... / Dude: WHAT’D YOU SAY? / Subway Announcer: nothing. / {{subway platform, announcer, big brother, 1984}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-21 |
| Imperfect Stranger | [[Dude walking on sidewalk]] / Stranger: Hi! I noticed we pass each other every morning so I thought that I’d introduce myself. / Dude: NO! NO! NO! NO! / Dude: What the hell are you doing??? We had a standard unspoken agreement to never speak! / Dude: Now I have to feel pressured to have some stupid insincere smile when we see each other from now on because you’ve forced a connection upon us! / Dude: Geez, now I have to find a new route to walk to my subway stop. Or maybe get a new job. / [[Stranger looks dejected]] / {{sidewalk, stranger}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-09-22 |
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