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| Photo - Late night snack | [[Dude groggily reaches into refrigerator]] / {{photo, home, refrigerator, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-23 |
| Toilet Paper | [[Dude stands in supermarket looking at toilet paper aisle]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-24 |
| Declenching in the shower | [[Dude stands in shower]] / Dude: Man, why do I feel so tense? I guess somehow I’m just tense by default, weird. / Dude: This is silly, I should just relax. My body shouldn’t be tense naturally. / Dude: Just relax....... Relaaaaaxx.......... / Dude: AAHH!! NOW I GOTTA PEE! TOO RELAXED TOO RELAXED! / Dude: CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! CLENCH! / Dude: All right, maybe it’s not such a bad thing after all. / {{shower, pee, urine}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-25 |
| Back off buddy | [[Dude stands on subway platform]] / Pickup Guy: Hey baby, so where you headed? / Chick: My herpes support group. / Pickup Guy: Whoa!? No way! You’re putting me on, right? / Dude: Yeah she actually is. / Dude: It’s the genital warts one today right honey? / Chick: No no, that’s my Monday right. / Dude: Oh that’s right... / Pickup Guy: I'm gonna go... / Dude: So wanna go get a drink or something? / Chick: No. / Caption: Special thanks to Z. / {{subway, herpes, guest comic}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-26 |
| Friendster | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Man I’m so bored. / Dude: Times like this I wonder what I’m doing with my life. / Dude: Hold on a sec, I know what will cheer me up. / Dude: I‘ll check Friendster to see how many of the people who annoyed the piss out of me back in high school never left my hometown. / {{work, computer, friendster}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-27 |
| East Village Haunted House | [[Dude stands outside of East Village Haunted House church]] / Smiley Guy: This haunted house is really famous. It’s supposed to be REALLY SCARY. / Smiley Guy: It has 13 rooms and each room is themed to be a different nightmare!!! / [[Dude watches guy at sink pulling teeth with pilers]] / Guy at sink: I‘m pulling out MY TEETH!!! / [[Dude and others underneath low ceiling]] / Scared Guy: *GASP* We’re being buried! / [[Child molestor waves arms at customers]] / Child Molestor: I‘m a child molestor! / [[Dude watches Nun smother baby]] / Nun: I‘m smothering a helpless baby!! / [[Dude and others look at caged sleeping rats]] / Announcer: OOOHHH!! LOOK AT SCARY RATS!!! / [[Dude leaves exit amongst crying people]] / Dude: Not exactly scary if all of those are completely unrelated to your own dreams. / {{halloween, east village, haunted house}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-28 |
| The Quad | [[Dude stands at non-descript wall of Quad cinema]] / {{photo comic, movie theater, the Quad}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-29 |
| Photo - Sleeping on sofabed at home | [[Dude sleeps on sofa bed and Alphonse Full Metal Alchemist pillow, TV illuminates scene]] / {{photo comic, TV, television, sleep}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-30 |
| Halloween 2005 | [[Smiley guy stands in subway looking at unusually large subway service change sign]] / [[Sign reads: Trains not running between 59th street and Coney Island. 12:01 AM to 12:00 AM every day Oct 31]] / Smiley Guy: Aw geez, how the hell can they have service changes on Halloween??? / Smiley Guy: I can’t believe this! This is ridiculous! / [[Cop looks at sign]] / Cop: Uhhh, sir? / [[Dude stands up in his subway service sign]] / Dude: Huh? / Cop: Can I ask what you're doing? / Dude: It’s a costume, not my fault people are so stupid. / {{subway, costume, halloween, police, cop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-10-31 |
| Hi and welcome to Best Buy | [[Dude walks towards Best Buy]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-01 |
| Movie Theater - guy orders Chinese | [[Dude sits in movie theater, one guy with cell phone next to him]] / Cell phone guy: Hello? Yeah no, the
/ movie hasn’t started yet. / Cell phone guy: No no, I’ll have the rice combo, no onions with chicken teriyaki and also beef teriyaki. / Cell phone guy: Here’s my credit number, no onions in the rice. / Dude: Plus a shark fin soup and a peking duck. / Cell phone guy: Oh and a shark fin soup and a peking duck. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-02 |
| Getting off junk mail list, for voting | [[Dude checks mail]] / [[Dude on cell phone]] / Dude: Hi, I’d like to be taken off of your mailing list please. / Phone: Excuse me? / Dude: Yeah, I’ve just been getting too much junk mail lately, and it’s getting annoying. / Phone: Sir, this is for voter registration. / Dude: Yeah, I want out. / {{mail, cell phone, telemarketer, voting, mailing list}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-03 |
| Planes, trains and smiling whale | [[Dude rides turtle over sea]] / [[Dude grabs onto eagle's claws flying through the air]] / [[Dude rides back of camel]] / [[Dude rides back of smiling whale]] / [[Dude arrives at home]] / [[Dude actually sitting on subway]] / Subway announcer: Then after transferring to the downtown, go uptown two stops on the R or W, then go back downtown four stops to Atlantic Ave. there you catch the downtown 2-3 and then... / {{subway, service change, detour}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-04 |
| Photo - Middle of isolated road | [[Dude stands on nondescript street in middle of nowhere with evergreen trees]] / Dude: WHERE THE HELL AM I????? / {{photo comic}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-05 |
| Photo - Looking down from building | [[Low angle view of Dude looks over edge of tall building]] / {{photo comic, broadway, construction site}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-06 |
| Right now someone is reading this transcript | [[Dude stands around doing nothing]] / Dude: Just think, 6 billion people in the world. Odds are that someone just farted a second ago. / {{blank comic, lazy, late night, fart, flatulence}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-07 |
| Returning campaign mail | [[Campaign person holding sign saying "Vote Peter Yossi" stands outside door]] / Sign: VOTE HERE! / Dude: Excuse me but you’re campaining for Peter Yossi? / Campaign person #1: Yup! Can I help you? / Dude: You can have your campaign mail back, I don’t need it. / Campaign person #1: Oh, thanks... / [[Campaign person holding sign saying "Vote Matt Mouskewitz"]] / Dude: Excuse me, but you’re campaigning for Matt Mousekewitz? / {{voting, campaign, junk mail, mailing list}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-08 |
| Sympathetic Supermarket customer | [[Dude stands in line at supermarket]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-09 |
| Oversleeping 11/10 | [[Dude lies in bed]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-10 |
| Not easy to be funny | [[Dude stands doing nothing]] / Dude: What? / Dude: YOU BE FUNNY! SEE HOW EASY IT IS! / {{blank comic, lazy, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-11 |
| Photo - Broadway Building construction | [[Dude stands on unfinished building construction site on Broadway in SoHo]] http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-12 |
| Photo - Union Square subway bench, uptown N R Q W train | [[Dude sits on Union Square uptown N R Q W train bench, looks over at guys next to him]] / {{photo, subway, union square}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-13 |
| Hideous and ugly haircut | [[Dude sits in hair dresser chair]] / Hair dresser: All right then what'll it be today? / Dude: I think today I want to try something different so I'll leave it to you. / Hair dresser: AHmmmmmmm... / [[Hair dresser cuts middle hair]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-14 |
| Fascist reduced-fat market | [[Dude stands in supermarket aisle]] / Dude: Excuse me, but where’s your puke flavored popcorn? / Stock Boy: It’s in aisle 3 next to the urine flavored Snapple. / Dude: Are you sure? Do you mean next to the milk water? / Stock Boy: No no, you’re thinking of aisle 4 which has the air flavored ice cream. / Dude: You’re right. Oh, while we’re on the subject, where would I find the unsalted saltines? / Dude: Stupid fascist reduced-fat market. / {{supermarket, fat free, reduced fat, low sodium, puke, smartfood, snapple}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-15 |
| Zoned out at work | [[Dude sits at work computer completely zoned out]] / Smiley Guy: Uh, excuse me? / Smiley Guy: Excuse me, I have a computer question. / Smiley Guy: Nevermind. / [[Dude runs from computer]] / Dude: COME BAAAAACK!! / [[Dude and smiley guy talk off frame]] / Dude: What's your computer problem? Is this it? Is this the problem? / Smiley Guy: No! That wasn't broken! / Dude: Shut up! I just need something, anything to keep me from being so god damn bored! Please! For my sake break something! / {{work, boring, lazy, computer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-16 |
| White cheddar fat | [[Dude on sidewalk sniffs scent]] / Dude: Oh my god, is that...? / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-17 |
| No contact lenses | [[Dude stands in subway looking noticeably skewed, smiley guy looks confused]] / Smiley Guy: Hey, do you know what's going on here? / Dude: I ran out of contact lenses. / {{subway, contact lenses}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-18 |
| Photo - The Cube is back | [[Dude sits at newly restored Astor Place cube]] / {{photo, cube, astor place}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-20 |
| Talking nerd to non-nerds | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Smiley Guy: Hey man, you have a good weekend? / Dude: OMG! I totally stayed up until 5:00 am Friday night to beat Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap! / Dude: But I still have 8 more Kinstone pieces, but I saved my game after Hyrule Castle turned dark so I’m afraid I screwed myself over. / Dude: Plus I beat Shadow of the Colossus at 1:30 am last night, the last guy was freakin’ enormous. Ending was kind of disturbing, but it worked for m- / Dude: Wow, you really don’t care about or understand a single word of what I’m saying do you? / Smiley Guy: You lost me at OMG / {{work, squee, joy, nerd}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-21 |
| World of Warcraft trial edition | [[Dude checks mail]] / Dude: All right mail, show me what you got. / Dude: Aw geez, why am I still getting copies of Maxim? / Dude: Look at all these stupid inserts, this is like half of the magazine! / Dude: World of Warcraft trial edition DVD? / [[Dude sits at work computer with noticeably shaggier beard]] / Smiley Guy: Hey man, have you been growing our your hair? Plus did you gain weight? / Dude: Heh heh, I don’t know what you’re
/ talking about. / {{mail, warcraft, work, computer, video games}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-11-22 |
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