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| Rat Dogs | [[Dude stands on subway platform next to a guy who holds his dog in his palm]] / Dude: (Thinking) Poop on his hand...poop on his hand...Come on you stupid tiny dog, poop on h is hand... / {{subway, rat dogs, vermin}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-22 |
| Old Fashioned Subway Ventilation | [[Dude sits on subway holding his breath, guys next to him do the same]] / [[Dude and guys get a little puffy cheeked]] / [[Dude and guys' eyes star to bug out]] / [[a scraggly looking guy heads for the door, Dude and the guys watch him]] / Announcer: THIS IS DEKALB AVENUE, TRANSFERS AVAILABLE FOR THE B, D, M, N AND R TRAINS. / Announcer: STAND CLEAR THE CLOSING DOORS / [[Dude and guys are really puffed up, start sweating]] / [[Dude and guys exhale]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-23 |
| Unidentified Chinatown Water | [[Dude stands on Canal Street subway platform]] / [[Water sprinkles from the ceiling onto dude]] / Dude: AAHHHH!!! Unidentified Chinatown water!!! / [[Dude runs away]] / DUDE: Oh god I'm contaminated! Call 911!!! / {{subway, chinatown, canal street}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-24 |
| Deli Sandwich Wrapping | [[Dude eats sandwich, wrapper sits on table]] / Dude: Oh man I'm full. I think I'll save the rest of this sandwich for later. / Dude: All right, I'm totally going to wrap this like the deli guys, I've seen them do it a million times. / Dude: Okay, so they sort of fold it here so the two sides meet... / Dude: And then they fold the sides into corners and then tuck it in? / [[Sandwich is wrapped]] / Dude: There! / [[Sandwich paper folds]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-25 |
| Test of Emergency Kick in the Head System | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: This is a test of the emergency Kick in the Head system, this is only a test. / Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! / Dude: If there were an actual Kick in the Head emergency that would mean I'm away for the weekend or the abillity to create humor was at an all time low due to fatigue or alcohol. / Dude: This has been a test of the emergency Kick in the Head system, thank you. / {{late night, lazy, blank}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-26 |
| Photo - Movie Theater Exit | [[Dude leaves movie theater, red walled hallway]] / {{photo, indoors, movie theater}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-27 |
| Photo - Subway Door Reflection | [[Dude is reflected sitting in door of subway car]] / {{photo, subway, reflection}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-28 |
| Emergency Kick in the Head System | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! / {{late night, lazy, blank}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-29 |
| Video iPod Defense | [[Dude walks down sidewalk with janky CD discman with white headphones]] / Mugger: All right buddy hand over th- / [[Dude points behind mugger]] / Dude: VIDEO iPOD!!! / [[Mugger turns around]] / Mugger: WHERE!?! / [[Mugger turns around to find Dude gone]] / {{sidewalk, apple, ipod, mugger}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-30 |
| Parental Video Game Censorship 2 | [[Dude looks through video games at a store, a child and his father look too]] / Kid: Dad! Buy me thsi game! / Dad: Hmmm? / Let's see here, violence, action, driving... / Hold on, I heard about this game, you don't want to buy this! / but- / Hey, you were the one who wanted Roboflop, and look how that ended. / If you still want it later we can go and rent it. / but- / No, we're going to get this one instead, trust me you're going to love it. / but- / Come on, when have I EVER been wrong about a video game? / never... / Dude: I think I just caught a glimpse of my future / {{video games, parent}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-31 |
| Convenient Lack of Continuity - Bruegger's Bagels | [[Dude stands outside of Brueggers Bagels in Boston]] / Dude: Eh, how bad could it be? / [[Dude goes in]] / Dude: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! / [[Dude smashes through window]] / Dude: AAARRRGGHHH!!! / [[Dude lies on the ground amidst shattered glass]] / [[Dude looks distraught]] / Dude: round...bread... / {{boston, brugger's bagels, round bread}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-01 |
| Special Mangoes | [[Dude stands outside of store]] / Sign: VARY SWEET MANGOES!!! / {{lazy, late night, fruit, engrish}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-02 |
| Photo - Girder High Beam | [[Dude walks over girder between buildings]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, girder}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-03 |
| Photo - The Shining | [[Dude holds hands with a twin of himself at the end of a hall reminiscent of The Shining]] / {{photo, indoors, shining, stanley kubrick}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-04 |
| Manual Umbrellas Are the Way to Go | [[Dude stands at bus stop with large manual umbrella, guy next to him holds small umbrella]] / [[it starts raining, dude prepares his umbrella]] / [[Dude stands in rain shielded by his umbrella, guy next to him prepares his]] / [[Guy presses button on his umbrella]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-05 |
| 06/06/06 | [[Dude looks at his calendar]] / Dude: 6...6...6...! / [[Dude looks freaked out]] / [[Dude YELLS]] / Dude: IT'S THE EENNNDD...!! / [[Dude walks through subway turnstile]] / Dude: Of my 30 day Metrocard / {{satan, mark of the beast, omen, 666, subway, metrocard}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-06 |
| Metrocard Panhandler | [[Dude walks through turnstile]] / Guy: Hey, do you have a Metrocard? / Dude: Here's a token. / Guy: But... / [[Guy stands holding useless token, Dude walks away]] / {{subway, metrocard, token}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-07 |
| Convenient Lack of Continuity - Car Service Confirmation | [[Dude stands in blank space with cell phone]] / Phone: Thank you for calling Tiny Apple car service your car number is 63... / Phone: ...your car will arrive in eight minutes... / Phone: ...if this is correct please press one. / [[Dude looks irate]] / [[Dude looks confusfed]] / [[Dude looks at his phone]] / {{blank, car service, phone}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-08 |
| Still Prefer My Futon | [[Dude sleeps atop a cloud]] / [[Dude wakes up]] / Dude: Wait, clouds don't have any substance... / [[Dude plummets from the sky]] / Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! / Voice: STAND CLEAR THE CLOSING DOORS! / Dude: OH NOOOO!!! / [[Dude back in reality runs out of the subway car]] / Dude: It's my stop! Lemme through it's my stop! / {{dream, fantasy, sleep, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-09 |
| Photo - Top of Chinatown Building | [[Dude stands atop a building in the Chinatown area]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-10 |
| Photo - Fireworks | [[Dude looks out at fireworks going off in the distance]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, fireworks}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-11 |
| Season of Candy | [[Dude walks past guy eating peanut M&Ms]] / [[Dude passes another guy eating peanut M&Ms]] / [[Dude looks back at yet another guy eating peanut M&Ms]] / Dude: Hmmm, lots of people eating peanut M&Ms. / Dude: Oh crap, then that means... / [[Dude is surrounded by people with boxes of peanut M&Ms]] / Small Seller: Basketball? / {{sidewalk, harrassment, candy, charity}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-12 |
| Bathroom Etiquette Quashed | [[Dude sits in bathroom stall]] / Dude: (Thinking) All right, nice and easy... / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-13 |
| New York Fixtures | [[Dude goes up subway stairs]] / [[Dude exits subway, a scraggly guy sits on a box]] / Dude: You're always here. Do you move at all during the day? / Scraggly Guy: Actually I'm only here at 8:55 am and 5:10 pm / {{subway, homeless, scraggly}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-14 |
| You Look Particularly Godless | [[Dude stands at bus stop next to two guys]] / Leader: Excuse me? / Dude: Huh? / Leader: Do you have a church you go to? / Dude: No... / Leader: Have you been to a church before?? / [[Dude stares at the two guys]] / Dude: I think I might've peed on one when I was drunk, but I can't remember. / {{bus, church, religion, atheist, pee, urine}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-15 |
| Slippery Earbuds | [[Dude sits on subway listening to his discman]] / [[Dude's earbuds pop out of his ears]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-16 |
| Photo - Puck Building | [[Dude stands outside of the Puck Building with an empty wallet and a bag of minicomics]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, mocca}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-17 |
| Photo - Anime Next 2006 | [[Dude stands taking pictures of Naruto cosplayers]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, anime next, cosplay, naruto, kakashi}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-18 |
| Conserving Energy | [[Dude's work desk is empty]] / Co-worker: Hmmm, it's almost been an hour and he's still not here. / [[Co-worker takes out clel phone]] / Co-worker: I'll give him a call to make sure everything's okay. / [[Dude lies in bed, his phone rings]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-19 |
| Can't Fool the Weather | [[Dude stands on the ground holding a bag with a sun and cloud in the background]] / Dude: Man, you know what would REALLY SUCK? If it were to RAIN right about now. / Dude: I wouldn't want THAT. Then all this delightful hot weather would just go away. / [[The paper bag is now sitting on the ground]] / Man: Oh look! I've carelessly put my bagel out in the open, if it were to RAIN now it'd get all soggy and wet! / Man: Wouldn't THAT be a shame?? / [[The man looks at the cloud behind him]] / Cloud: What??? No dance?? / Man: Forget it. / {{weather, summer heat}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-20 |
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