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| Bathroom Memory | [[Dude walks into bathroom]] / [[shot stays on bathroom door]] / Dude: *grunt* / Dude: *GRUNT* / [[Dude leaves bathroom]] / Dude: whew / [[Dude leaves]] / [[Dude comes back]] / Dude: Forgot to pee. / {{bathroom, pee, poop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-21 |
| Photo - Stripped Umbrella | [[Dude stands outside in the rain looking at discarded skeleton of umbrella mixed in with NoHo trash]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, umbrella, trash, noho}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-22 |
| Photo - Manhattan Bridge Arch | [[Dude stands atop arch at Manhattan bridge entrance holding an umbrella]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown, manhattan bridge}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-23 |
| Subway Drunk | [[Dude leaves subway exit, guy on a cell phone looks desperate as he looks at friend who is passed out]] / Desperate Guy: Nah dude, she's COMPLETELY PASSED OUT. What the hell am I supposed to do? I can't deal with this right now! Isn't there anything you can do to give me a hand? / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-24 |
| Work Fire Alarm not that Alarming | [[Dude sits at work computer, student asks him a question]] / Student: Excuse me, my computer- / Fire alarm: Avvvruba*static*rrovhvruootestashumuzhd*static* / Fire alarm: grumuvdah*fire*vvrubma*emergencvtrslfyble! / Student: What's that? / Dude: Emergency fire alarm just ignore it. / {{work computer, fire alarm, emergency}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-25 |
| Subway Balance | [[Dude sits on subway, person carefully walks down car]] / [[Car suddenly jars]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-26 |
| Virgin Toothpaste | [[Dude stands in his bathroom looking at new tube of toothpaste]] / Dude: Ahhh, the virgin toothpaste cap. Unhindered by any encrusted paste that would impede its smooth twist off. / Dude: Almost tragic I have to do this since it'll never be like this until I get a new tube. / [[Dude thinks]] / [[Dude sheds a tear]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-27 |
| Walkie Talkie Cell Phone | [[Dude stands at bus stop next to guy using walkie talking mode on cell phone]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-28 |
| Photo - Pothole | [[Dude looks at pothole with mesh trash can shoved in int]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, pothole}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-29 |
| Photo - Pothole 2 | [[Dude looks at pothole now filled in with asphault]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, pothole}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-30 |
| Air Conditioner Droppings | [[Dude stands on sidewalk looking up at drops]] / Dude: Rain? / Dude: No wait, that's just drops from air conditioners. / [[drop falls in Dude's eye]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-07-31 |
| Working on a hot day | [[Dude sits in front of work computer far right from where he usually sits]] / [[Co-worker watches]] / [[Co-worker looks at Dude]] / Co-worker: Don't you usually sit- / Dude: a/c vent is here. / {{work computer, summer, heat, a/c, air conditioner}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-08-01 |
| Summer Heat Delerium | [[Dude stands on subway platform with random guy]] / Dude: Pretty damn hot. / Random Guy: yep / Dude: I bet the air in our mouths is cooler than this air. / Random Guy: Probably. / [[Dude and random guy look at each other]] / [[Dude and random guy start breathing on each other]] / Dude and Random Guy: EXHALE! EXHALE! EXHALE! / [[Dude and Random Guy are repulsed]] / Dude and Random Guy: EWWWW!!! BLEAH! GROSS!!! / Dude: Heat affects the brain's ability to reason. / Random Guy: yep / {{summer, heat, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-08-02 |
| Ready for Otakon 2006 | [[Dude stands in his apartment with luggage and sleeping bag]] / Dude: All packed and ready for Otakon! / [[Dude leaves apartment door]] / Dude: Plus the place is stocked with drinks and snacks so when I get back I have stuff to eat. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-08-03 |
| Kick in the Head - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dude is laying in bed]] / Dude: Phew, time to get up and go to wor- / Dude: NO WAIT! LABOR DAY!!! / [[Dude jumps up out from under his covers] / Dude: Whee! No work!!! / Dude: I love when I forget three day weekends. / Dude: But that means I didn't make any exciting plans... / Dude: Poop / {{labor day, three day weekend, poop} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-09-04 |
| New Year's Merch | [[Dude covers face as he watches First Night on TV, two tourists wear stupid 2007 glasses]] / {{new year's, first night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-01 |
| Last Calendar Page | [[Dude holds tear away calendar]] / Dude: The last page... / [[Dude sweats and reaches for glue]] / [[Dude rips off glue]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-02 |
| Best Homeless Sign Ever | [[Dude hands money to homeless guy with hilarious sign]] / Sign: Ninjas killed my family. Need $ for kung-fu lessons. / Dude: Congratulations, your sign is funny enough that for this one time I'm going to ignore Chris Rock's song lyrics and give you money. / {{ninja, homeless, vagrant, hobo, bum, sign, kung fu, panhandler}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-03 |
| iPod | [[Dude approaches SoHo Apple store]] / [[Dude goes to front counter]] / Dude: I'd like a black iPod Nano please. / Cashier: Would you like Applecare with that? / Dude: Yeah, sure. / [[Dude hums happily as he leaves the Apple store]] / {{ipod nano, apple store, soho}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-04 |
| Gamestop's New Year's Gift | [[Dude browses through Nintendo section of video game store]] / Manager: Anyone here have a Gamepost membership? / Manager: I want to give you a free gift for the NEw Year if you have a membership. / Manager: Anyone? It has a $13 value. Actually more, it comes with a magazine too. / Manager: It's practical too, get one for home and work. SIgn up now and you get a free gift... / Dude: Is the gift those $13 calendars you have lying around there? / [[Manager sweats and covers Dude's mouth]] / Manager: haHA! Of course not, do not pay attention to this man! / {{gamestop, eb games, video games, nintendo}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-05 |
| Photo - Rockefeller Center Tree Post Xmas 2007 | [[Dude walks past Rockefeller Center Christmas tree]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, rockefeller, xmas, christmas tree}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-06 |
| Photo - Tear Away Calendar Glue | [[Dude tears away last bit of calendar glue from tear away calendar]] / Glue: 'til 2007 / {{photo, new years, tear away calendar}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-07 |
| Subway Seat Blockage | [[Dude looks at two people on subway taking up three seats by leaning legs into middle seat and resting a bag in the middle seat]] / Rude person 1 & 2: blah blah blah blah blah... / [[Dude thinks]] / Rude person 1 & 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... / [[Dude lunges for middle seat]] / Dude: BANZAI!!! / [[Dude sits on bag]] / Rude person 1: MY EGGS! / {{subway, rude}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-08 |
| Sure Thing Boss? | [[Dude stands on subway platform with random guy]] / Dude: (Thinking) Oh my god I totally know this guy's face, but where is it from? Maybe...? / Dude: Excuse me. Sorry to bother you but could you do me a favor? / Random Guy: Huh? Me? / Dude: Can you just say "Sure thing boss." / Random Guy: Sure thing boss? / Dude: No, how about "Can I help you my friend?" / Random Guy: Can I help you my friend? / Dude: Nah that's not it... / Dude: "Do you want that with everything?" / Random Guy: Want that with everything? / Dude: BURRITO MAN!! / [[Random guy looks horrified]] / {{subway, deli, burrito, mexican food}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-09 |
| Apple iPhone | [[Dude sits at work computer, guy watches]] / Dude: OMG APPLE iPHONE! / Dude: OMG FUN UI NERDGASM 'SPLOSION!!! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-10 |
| Unseasonable Warmth | [[Dude walks down sidewalk wearing scarf]] / Dude: Wow it's actually cold today, but Winter still has some catching up to do. / [[single snowflake falls]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-11 |
| Nintendo Wii Line | [[Dude stands in line outdoors]] / Curious person: Hey what's this line for? / Dude: The Nintendo Wii. / [[Curious person walks off]] / Curious person: pfff get a life, buddy. / [[Dude and other people in line think]] / [[Dude follows Curious person]] / [[Dude cuts in front of Curious person] / Curious person: What in the hell is it YOU want??? / [[Dude raises arms threateningly]] / Dude: YOURS!!! / {{nintendo wii, line}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-12 |
| Photo - Mooninites Billboard | [[Dude stands atop building looking at neon Adult Swim Moonites billboard]] / {{photo, billboard, adult swim, mooninites, aqua teen hunger force}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-13 |
| Photo - Cloudy Day | [[Dude stands atop roof of building on a gray gray day]] / {{photo, day, cloudy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-14 |
| Paper Recycling | [[Dude sits at work computer holding papers]] / Dude: Wow, I have a lot of old notices piling up here. / Dude: But I've never noticed a recycling bin anywhewre here. / [[Dude goes to Co-worker at water cooler, Co-worker holds a cup of water and a baseball bat]] / Dude: Hey, do we have a recycling bin somewhere around here? / Co-Worker: Nah, we don't have one. / Co-Worker: Sorry man. / Dude: What's that baseball bat for? / [[Co-worker #2 prepares to bludgeon one of two unconscious baby seals]] / Co-worker: Oh, we were just beating up some baby seals we mysteriously just found... / [[Dude is horrified]] / {{work, paper recycling, baby seals, environment}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-15 |
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