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| Photo - Snowy Street | [[Dude stands under street light walking down street covered with sno]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, winter}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-18 |
| Close Encounters of the High School Kind | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / High School Acquaintance: Like, oh my god it's you! / High School Acquaintance: Oh my god! Weren't you in my history class in high school? / [[Dude walks closer to High School Acquaintance]] / High School Acquaintance: Wow, remember me? I think I sat in front of... / [[Dude walks past High School Acquaintance]] / [[Dude walks on]] / {{sidewalk, highschool}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-19 |
| ATM Standoff | [[Dude approaches ATM door, a Guy #1 tries opening the door]] / Sign: Insert Card / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-20 |
| Deli Man 2: Bacon, Egg and Cheese | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: I feel like a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll today. I've been having toasted raisin bagels for so long. / [[Dude goes to deli door]] / Dude: But wait, this deli guy is trained to give me just that and only that. / [[Dude leaves deli door]] / Dude: Hmmm, maybe it's time to train a new deli man to get me bacon, egg and cheese... / [[Dude at Deli #2]] / Dude: I'll have a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll. / Deli Man #2: Wait, didn't my friend tell me you always get raisin bagels? / {{breakfast, deli, bagel, breakfast}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-21 |
| Subway Stickiness | [[Dude stands on the subway leaning heavily to the right]] / [[Dude leans forward to the left]] / [[Dude leans backwards to the right]] / Dude: I'm gonna have to wash my feet when I finally get home. / {{subway, unclean}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-22 |
| Morning Stomachache | [[Dude lies over desk at work computer]] / Dude: Oog...stomach... / Co-Worker: Was it something you ate??? / Dude: Hmmmm... / [[Dude lies on bed, eyes closed]] / Dude: Oh man I'm so tired. Time to go to bed... / Dude: ...but first... / [[Dude pulls out sandwich]] / Dude: NUTELLA SANDWICH!!! / [[Dude at work computer talking to co-worker]] / Dude: You know what? I have no idea... / {{work computer, bed, nutella, sandwich}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-23 |
| Photo - New York Comic-Con 2007 Day 2 | [[Dude stands fatigued in entrance to show floor of New York Comic-Con]] / {{photo, indoors, comic-con convention}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-24 |
| Photo - New York Comic Con 2007 Day 3 | [[Dude stands in massive line at Javits Convention Center]] / {{photo, outdoors, new york comic con}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-25 |
| Academy Awards 2007 | [[Dude stands between two co-workers]] / Dude: All right gentlemen, the Oscars are over... / Dude: The results are in... / Dude: The winner of our diminutive Oscar pool is... / Dude: ME! With a guess that this year's ceremony would go over by 16 minutes!!! / {{academy awards, 2007, oscars}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-26 |
| Wishlist | [[Dude sit at work computer, co-worker watches]] / Co-Worker: What're you doing? / Dude: Updating my wishlist. / Co-Worker: Adding new DVDs? / Dude: Replacing old DVDs on my wishlist with the new release versions coming out soon. / {{work computer, wishlist, dvds}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-28 |
| Internet Withdrawl | [[Dude and co-worker sit next to his work computer. Dude lies on the ground]] / Co-worker: oog...internet withdrawl... / Co-worker: How long did they say the server was going to be down for? / Dude: 15 minutes. / Co-worker: How long has it been? / Dude: 30.5 minutes. / Co-worker: blaaaaaaaahhhh. / Co-worker: Hey I just realized something. / Co-worker: I don't know your last nam- / Dude: LOOK! IT'S BACK UP! / {{work computer, internet}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-01 |
| Duane Reade's New Policy | [[Dude puts his stuff on counter of cashier]] / Cashier: Did you get everything you needed today? / Dude: sadly no... / Cashier: What- / Dude: HELP ME TO KNOW WHAT IT IS I NEED! / {{cashier, duane reade, drone}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-02 |
| Photo - Lunar Eclipse 2007 | [[Dude stands atop roof with lunar eclipse in the sky]] / Dude: Turns out photos of lunar eclipses aren't all that interesting. / {{photo, night, outdoors, lunar, eclipse}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-03 |
| Photo - Working at home | [[Dude sits at his computer editing something on Final Cut Pro]] / {{photo, indoors, day, lazy, fcp, finalcutpro}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-04 |
| Street Bubble Wrap | [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / [[Dude walks on sidewalk, a piece of bubble wrap in front of him]] / [[Dude dances on top of bubble wrap and pops it]] / Dude: WHOO-HOO! Random Street bubble wrap! / [[Dude walks on past the now popped bubble wrap]] / {{sidewalk, bubble wrap}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-05 |
| Homeless Kitten Owner | [[Dude walks past homeless person on the street]] / Homeless Guy: Spare some change sir? / Dude: Sorry. / [[a kitten reveals himself in the homeless guy's lap]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-06 |
| New Deodorant Packaging | [[Dude stands at shelf of pharmacy]] / Dude: God dammit why do they have to keep changing the deodorant packaging? / Dude: Plus the one I used to use is now in slim packaging marketed towards women? / Dude: and the "men's" one doesn't smell as good. / Dude: And why do I need the words “GO FOR IT” carved in the top of the bar? Go for what??? / {{pharmacy, deodorant, marketing}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-07 |
| Death of Captain America | [[Dude sits on subway reading periodical that says "CAPTAIN AMERICA DIES!"]] / Right guy on subway: Oh! Is that the new issue? I've been looking for that! / Dude: Huh? Oh, no. / Dude: Today's newspaper. / {{subway, captain america, comic books}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-08 |
| Slooooooooow Day | [[Dude sits at work computer looking very tired and bored]] / Co-worker: Hey man we got a big project for you. / Co-worker: Sorry it's been slow, but all that's about to change. / Co-worker: We need you to upgrade all the lab's computers. That's hardware and software. / [[Dude smiles broadly]] / Dude: ALL OF THEM? Wow, that'll take FOREVER! / [[Dude gets on his knees]] / Dude: THANK YOU!!!! / [[back to reality, Dude is asleep at his desk]] / Co-worker: Sorry man, we still got nothing to do. / Dude: zzzzzzzz...OOH! I'll install the RAM first... /
/ {{work computer, tech support, dream}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-09 |
| Photo - Q train over the bridge | [[Dude stands by door of Q train as it goes over the Manhattan bridge]] / {{photo, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-10 |
| Photo - Peering out of Q train | [[Dude stands atop subway seat to look out of Q train window on Manhattan Bridge]] / {{photo, subway, manhattan bridge}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-11 |
| Daylight Savings 2007 | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Co-worker talks to Dude]] / Co-worker: How'd you fare with Daylight savings? / Dude: Huh? / Dude: Nope, I was sleeping in. / Co-worker: Yeah me too. / Dude: Yep. / {{work computer, daylight savings, spring forward}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-12 |
| In the Waiting Line | [[Dude approaches large line outside of a store, talks to guy with glasses]] / Dude: What're you all waiting in line for? / Guy With Glasses: We're waiting for Macys to open. / [[Dude starts leaving]] / Dude: pff, lame. / [[Dude walks into another line and stands in place]] / [[Guy With Glasses walks in looking irate]] / Guy With Glasses: And what are YOU waiting for? / Dude: [[smiling and sweating]] Heh, Bestbuy to open? / {{macys, bestbuy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-13 |
| Subway Loogie | [[Dude stands on subway platform, hochhing up phlegm]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-15 |
| Change of Image | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: I wonder if I frown too much. Maybe I'm creating a bad habit and image. / [[Dude smiles broadly]] / Tourist: Excuse me how do I get to Times Square? / Dude: Oh, well first you jus- / [[Random guy walking in front of Dude]] / Tourist: Actually I was talking to that guy over there. / Dude: WHAT? Don't I look like I live around here? / Tourist: No... / [[Dude's smile disappears and he sinks into a deep funk and walks away]] / Tourist: Actually now he kinda does. / {{sidewalk, new york, nyc}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-16 |
| Photo - Sleet Storm Aftermath | [[Dude stands in snow in front of large puddle reflecting trees and sun]] / Dude: Would you believe me if I said three or so days ago it was almost 70°F? / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown, reflection, snow}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-17 |
| Photo - Pigeon Perching | [[Dude sits atop fence with several pigeons]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, pigeons}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-18 |
| Gamestop Stalkers | [[Dude on cell phone]] / Gamestop: Hi, we've noticed that it's been at least 10-15 hours since you bought God of War II... / Gamestop: If you're finished with it why don't you bring it to the store and trade it in? We're willing to give you $35 trade. / Dude: Sure I'll sell it to you. / Gamestop: Okay grea- / Dude: CHECK EBAY B*%&#@! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-19 |
| Water Bottle | [[Dude walks down hallway holding two empty snapple bottles]] / Dude: I'd say it's about time I replace this Snapple bottle I've been using for water. / [[Dude at water cooler fills his new bottle]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-20 |
| Warm Subway Seat | [[Dude on subway sees guy in corner seat leave]] / [[Dude switches to corner seat]] / Dude: EW! Warm seat! / [[Dude switches back]] / Dude: You may not care, but then again you wear pants. / {{subway, self referential, meta}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-03-21 |
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