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He Who Smelt It... Caption: Convenient Lack of Continuity Strip / [[Dude stands on subway platform next to two other New Yorkers]] / <> / [[Dude laughs hysterically as two New Yorkers look horrified]] / Dude: AH HAHAHAHA! Woop, guess my cover is blown! HA! HA! / [[Dude is between two guys at bathroom urinals]] / Dude: Oh man! I ghttp://www.kickinthehead.org/strips/2007-03-22.gifuess this is as appropriate a place as any! HO! HO! HO! / [[Dude is on elevator with two other victims]] / Dude: HA! HA! No point in hiding it I guess! HA! HA! / [[Dude is alone at home watching TV]] / <> / [[Dude continues watching TV]] / {{lack of continuity, fart, flatulence, subway, bathroom, urinal, elevator}}
Photo - Washington Square Park [[Dude sits in Washington Square Park during the early evening]] / {{photo, outdoors, washington square park}}
Photo - Midtown Brick Wall [[Dude walks along large brick wall]] / {{photo, outdoors, day}}
Battlestar Galactica Season Finale 2007 [[Guy goes to his apartment door]] / <> / Guy: That's odd, I wonder who it could be at this time of night? / [[Dude is behind the door]] / Dude: HI THERE NEIGHBOR! YOU HAVE CABLE RIGHT? / [[Guy slams door shut]] / <> / Dude: [[from behind the door]] 'Cause you know the Battlestar Galactica season finale is on soon... / Guy: Hello? Is this the super? / {{battlestar galactica, bsg}}
Work Orange Juice [[Dude drinks orange juice from a carton at work kitchen, co-worker stands behind him]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, you know we have cups right? / Dude: Yeah I know, but this is my own orange juice carton. / Dude: ACHOO!! / Dude: and with any luck I'll infect whoever's been stealing juice from me. / {{work, orange juice, cold}}
 
Ideal Sleeping Conditions [[Dude likes splayed upon his bed]] / Dude: YAWN So...tired... / [[Dude sits up in bed]] / Dude: I should turn off my lights and brush my teeth before going to bed though. / [[Dude brushes teeth]] / <> / [[Dude lies completely awake in the dark in bed]] / {{sleep, late night, lazy}}
Brooklyn Rice [[Dude stands in deli aisle looking at shelf]] / Dude: Stupid 10lbs. Why is it so hard to find a 20lb bag of rice in Brooklyn? / [[Dude at cashier with 10lb bag of rice]] / Cashier: That's $12.99 / [[Dude looks horrified]] / Dude: What? DId you buy this in Chinatown and I'm paying for your subway fare? / Cashier: Maybe... / {{deli, brooklyn, chinatown, rice}}
GTA IV Trailer [[Dude sits at work computer, co-worker approaches]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, the Grand Theft Auto IV trailer is out! / Dude: Whoa, dude. / [[Dude watches trailer]] / Dude: I want to play this just to point out any inaccuracies they have in the city, does that make me a dork? / {{work computers, videogames, gta, grand theft auto iv}}
Photo - Midtown sidewalk [[Dude walks down indistinct Midtown sidewalk towards west side]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, midtown}}
Photo - Chinatown Tourist Group [[Dude walks alongside a group of tourists in Chinatown, leader holds a rainbow baton]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown, tourists}}
 
IM on all weekend [[Dude sits at work computer, co-worker talks to him]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, did you leave your IM on all weekend? you were signed in all weekend long. / Dude: Uh, no. / Co-Worker: Then why were you signed on all weekend? / [[Dude and co-worker stare at each other]] / [[Dude gets on his knees]] / Dude: I HAVE NO LIFE! YOU HAPPY??? / Dude: Why do you hate me so much that you have to shove this right in my face??? / {{work computer, late night, lazy}}
Mysterious Pool [[Dude stands on the edge of an enormous pool-like structure]] / Dude: Thats odd, what the hell is this giant pool? / Dude: Whatever it is, it looks kind of thick and greasy? / [[A large shadow casts over Dude]] / Dude: HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? / [[an ENORMOUS butter knife inserts into the pool of butter]] / Dude: It's a gigantic butter knife! I'm in an enormous deli! / [[The knife emerges with a huge pat of butter]] / Dude: Which means someone is going to EAT ALL THAT BUTTER! EWWW!!! / [[Dude back in reality is standing in line at a deli holding in his puke]] / Customer: Make sure you but EXTRA butter on that. / {{deli, butter, food}}
Apartment Smell [[Dude is at his apartment door an odor wafts through the air]] / [[Dude goes to neighbor's door and knocks]] / [[Neighbor opens door]] / Dude: Hi, I noticed the smell coming from your room. / Dude: You're not in college anymore, the smell of pot is better than the crappy incense you're burning. / {{marijuana, pot, grass}}
HD Comic [[Dude walks down sidewalk in front of two people]] / Guy#1: Oh man I don't remember what we watched last night but it was AMAZING! / Guy #2: That's HDTV for you! / [[Dude walks down sidewalk past two other people]] / Person #1: Oh my god this sounds awesome! / Person #2: That's 'cause it's HD Radio! / [[Dude walks past two women on sidewalk]] / Woman #1: Wow your eyelashes look so great! / Woman #2: High definition mascara / [[Dude talks to co-worker]] / Co-worker: Something looks different about you today, what is it? / Dude: HD toilet paper. / {{HD, high definition, marketing, advertising, buzzword}}
Suspicious Chinese Restaurant [[Dude walks by window of Chinese restaurant called "Mr. Wok" looks in window]] / [[Dude bursts into Chinese restaurant]] / Dude: IT'S NOTHING BUT WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS CHINESE RESTAURANT DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS??? / Customer: That this place has Chinese food that white people like us enjoy? / Dude: Touché / {{chinese food, chinatown}}
 
Photo - Broken Subway LED [[Dude sits between escalators]] / Subway LED: side of the escalator ride safely escaator are for passenger / {{photo, subway, LED}}
Photo - 5th Avenue Apple Store Security [[Dude taunts Apple Store security guard by dancing in the moat behind him]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, apple store, 5th avenue}}
Apple Bank ATM Fees [[Dude goes to Apple Bank ATM]] / [[Dude presses button at ATM]] / <> / Dude: A service fee of one paddling will be charged for this transaction. Do you accept? / [[a guy with a large wooden paddle stands behind Dude]] / Dude: WHAT? / Paddle Guy: DO YOU ACCEPT??? / {{apple bank, atm fees, highway robbery}}
Super Paper New York [[Dude walks on sidewalk behind a long line of people]] / Dude: Aw geez why's the sidewalk so freakin' crowded right now? / Dude: BUT WAIT! All I need to do is change to 3D MODE!!! / [[A box is drawn around Dude a la Super Paper Mario]] / Dude: WAHOO!! / [[3D mode reveals the sidewalk is packed from side to side]] / Dude: crap. / {{sidewalk traffic, videogames, super paper mario, wii}}
Emergency Plumbing [[Dude stands in elevator with three other guys]] / Dude: [[reading paper on wall]] Dude to Emergency Plumbing, please do not flush toilets after 5:00 pm today. / Guy #1: Huh, they shouldn've posted that earlier. / Dude: Heh yeah, I just took a major dump. / Guy #2: Me too. / Guy #1: Oh man, don't remind me of what I just did. / Everyone: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! / [[Dude and other guys walk past super who is drenched]] / Super: WHY MUST MY LIFE SUCK SO MUCH??? / {{elevator, plumbing}}
 
Just One More... [[Dude sits at table, a bowl of mini Reese's peanut butter cups and a couple wrappers are on the table]] / Dude: All right, no more mini-peanut butter cups after this LAST ONE. / Dude: Actually one last one where I split it in half. / Dude: and one where I eat the chocolate before I eat the peanut butter. / Dude: And the reverse. / Dude: and one where I suck on it until it melts. / Caption: later... / [[Dude's face is covered in chocolate, the bowl is empty and wrappers cover the table]] / Dude: I need help... / {{candy, food, reese's, peanut butter cups}}
HEYA BUDDY! [[Dude's face is right in the panel, crazed look in his face]] / Dude: HEYA BUDDY WHA'TCHA DOIN'? / Dude: YEAH? GOOD? ME TOO! / Dude: ANYTHING FUNNY HAPPEN TO YOU TODAY? / [[Dude leaves]] / Dude: No? Yeah me neither leave me alone. / {{late night, lazy}}
Photo - Throne Room [[Dude sits in display window Toilet depicted as throne]] / {{photo, outdoors, toilet, home depot}}
Photo - 6th Avenue [[Dude walks down middle of street on 6th avenue at night]] / {{photo, outdoors, night}}
Rainstorm April 2007 [[Dude looks up at his apartment ceiling to see a large bulge]] / Dude: That's weird, what's this bump in my ceiling? / [[Dude pokes bulge with a broomstick]] / <> / [[AN ENORMOUS FOUNTAIN OF RAIN FALLS FROM THE CEILING]] / <> / Dude: Riiiiiiiight, the rain. / {{weather, rainstorm}}
 
Return of Peter Pan [[Dude sits writing a letter]] / Dude: To the makers of “Peter Pan” peanut butter. I enjoy eating your product very much and look forward to its eventual return to the market this July. / Dude: It’s my understanding that you’re having trouble marketing the brand’s return so I thought I’d offer my help with this matter. / [[A Peter Pan peanut butter container with the word SALMONELLA! written on it]] / Dude: WHAT? Reverse Psychology! / {{food, peter pan, peanut butter, salmonella}}
Free Newspaper Barrage [[Dude kneels by pile of trash looking at subway entrance with guy handing out free daily newspapers]] / Dude: All right, so there's the newspaper guy and his free papers. / Dude: Looks like he's hitting every person going by. I really don't want one. / [[Newspaper guy goes to his pile]] / Dude: RELOADING! / [[Dude runs behind newspaper guy]] / {{subway, newspaper}}
THLPPBB! [[Dude lies in bed]] / [[Dude sticks out tongue and does a raspberry]] / Dude: THLPPBB! / [[Dude squints his eyes]] / Dude: Ew, I just sprayed myself. / {{bed, late night, lazy}}
Return Home [[Dude is on cell phone]] / Dude: Hello? Hi mom. / Mom: [[on phone]] Hi sweetie, you still coming up this weekend? / Dude: Yeah, today after work. / Mom: [[on phone]] I just wanted to check are you going to bring your Wii system? / Dude: Uh, sure. But don't you want to know- / Dude: -when my bus is arriving? / <> / {{cell phone, nintendo wii}}
Photo - 5th Avenue Apple Store Pillar [[Dude balances atop small metal pillar outside of 5th Avenue apple store moat]] / {{photo, outdoors, apple store, 5th avenue}}
 

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