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| Photo - Midtown White Brick Building | [[Dude walks along air ducts of building with white brick wall in midtown]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, midtown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-22 |
| Relief in One Letter | [[Dude stands at urinal, a guy runs to the one next to him]] / Guy: AAAAAAHHHHH... / Guy: Relief in one letter... / Guy: Peeeeeeeee... / {{bathroom, urinal, pee}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-23 |
| Real Beginning to Spring | [[Dude walks on sidewalk, sun shines in the sky]] / Dude: Oh man it's just GORGEOUS outside! / Dude: Finally some real weather! / Dude: Wow, I feel so full of energy! / [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: So why is it I don't feel like doing anything? / {{weather, heat, work computer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-24 |
| The Eternal Struggle | [[Exterior of a men's restroom]] / Voice: *GRUNT* oof! / Voice: AARRRRGGGH...UNGH! *pant pant* / Voice: Aaaaaahhhh...*sigh* / [[Dude exits bathroom]] / Voice: AAARRUUUAWWW!!! COME ON! / [[Dude pops into the panel]] / Dude: WHAT? Did you WANT it to be me? Gross. / Voice: Time for Round two! / {{late night, lazy, bathroom, toilet, poop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-25 |
| Great Word | [[Dude sits on subway]] / Dude: Poop / Middle Guy: Something wrong? / Dude: Huh? Oh, no. / Dude: Great word though, right? / {{subway, late night, lazy, poop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-26 |
| Wet Hair | [[Dude stands around, his hair wet]] / Dude: I don't know why my hair is wet either. / {{lazy, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-27 |
| Photo - Toyota Scion XB | [[Dude stands by Toyota Scion XB]] / Dude: Created for MAXIMUM wind resistance it's the Toyota Scion XB! / {{photo, outdoors, day, toyota scion xb}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-28 |
| Photo - Sakura Matsuri 2007 | [[Dude sits on fence overlooking cherry esplanade at Brooklyn Botanic Garden]] / {{photo, outside, day, sakura, cherrry blossom, brooklyn botanic garden}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-29 |
| Subway Switching | [[Dude sits on subway, sees guy next to him getting up]] / [[Dude starts switching seats...]] / [[...only to find a guy next to him had the same idea, now they're sitting next to each other]] / [[Dude and other guy slap themselves for their foolishness]] / {{subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-04-30 |
| Elevator Etiquette | [[Dude stands in elevator with guy]] / [[Elevator doors open]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-02 |
| Bed Bath & Bargain? | [[Dude checks mail and pulls out coupon]] / Coupon: 20% off any one of our hundreds of thousands of items* at Bed Bath & Beyond! / Coupon: *Limit one to a customer per visit. No copies, please. / Coupon: Coupon only valid for the purchase of socks. (But not those nice hydrating therapy socks with aloe). / {{mail, bargain, coupon}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-03 |
| Subway Noise Cancellation | [[Dude sits on subway listening to iPod, a guy talks next to him but he can't be heard]] / [[Dude removes headphones]] / Guy: -AND THAT MAN I TELL YOU IS JESUS! / [[Dude puts headphones back on, can't hear guy who is now screaming]] / {{subway, preacher, religion, ipod}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-04 |
| Photo - Union Square Stone Wall | [[Dude rests against lamp on stone wall in Union Square]] / {{photo, night, outdoors, union square}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-05 |
| Photo - Prospect Park | [[Dude lies down on grassy hill by large tree in Prospect Park]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, prospect park}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-06 |
| Subway Impulses | [[Dude stands on subway platform holding a wrapped sandwich, another guy stands on the platform nearby. Dude looks at guy]] / [[Dude looks back over to neutral space]] / [[Dude suddenly FLINGS wrapped sandwich at guy's head]] / Dude: SANDWICH! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-07 |
| Subway Race | [[Dude stands by subway door looking out]] / Dude: WHOOOO! YEAH! COME ON! / Dude: Oh that's right, you think you're getting ahead do you? / Dude: Oh but wait, I'm sorry. You're a local train? Hahaha suckers!!! / [[Dude stands by door holding post]] / {{subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-08 |
| Scab | [[Dude looks at scab on his arm]] / Dude: Stupid scab. / Dude: Stupid...nearly ripe scab... / Dude: Have I ever even had a scab that made it this far? / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-09 |
| Homeless Kitten Owner Pt 2 | [[Dude walks past homeless guy]] / Homeless Guy: Spare some change sir? / Dude: Sorry. / [[a kitten comes from over the homeless guy's head]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-10 |
| The Empty Third Seat | [[Dude sits on subway, guy in the middle seat reads a book, guy on the left leaves his seat]] / [[Dude looks over at guy leaving]] / [[Dude looks at guy in middle seat]] / Dude: You didn't move over. Is it because you like me? / {{subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-11 |
| UChicago Scavenger Hunt 2007 | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / [[Frantic Guy #1 runs up to Dude with Frantic Guy #3 behind him]] / Frantic Guy #1: OMG YOU HAVE HAIR! THIS GUY HAS HAIR! / Frantic Guy #2: THAT'S #223 on the list right? / Voice: No time to check! / [[Frantic Guy #1 lifts Dude over his head]] / Frantic Guy #1: Sorry buddy we have to take you to Chicago for our scavenger hunt ASAP! / Frantic Guy #2: Open the trunk! / [[Scraggly guy with three hairs watches]] / Dude: Can't you take a picture? No wait, what about that guy? / Frantic Guy #1: No time! Camera's broken! / Frantic Guy #2: ANTEPENULTIMATUM TEAM ROCKS!!! / {{sidewalk, uchicago, university of chicago, scavenger hunt}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-12 |
| Mother's Day 2007 - Wii Line at Nintendo World | [[Dude stands in line at Nintendo World for a Wii]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, nintendo world}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-13 |
| 6th Grader Platoon | [[Dude enters subway street entrance]] / [[Dude gets to turnstile to see large class of 6th graders]] / Dude: OH. MY. GOD... / [[Dude runs to subway car, yells to conductor]] / Dude: It's a platoon of 6th graders! Hurry! Go! Schnell! Schnell! / [[Conductor does nothing]] / Dude: What're you waiting for? Gun it! / Conductor: 6th graders need to ride the subway too. / {{subway, kids}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-14 |
| Defensive Walking | [[Dude walks behind woman who notices him behind her]] / [[Woman stops walking, Dude passes]] / [[Dude notices woman has resumed walking behind him]] / Dude: I'M SORRY IF MY WALKING MAKES YOU THINK I'M A STALKER!!! / {{sidewalk}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-15 |
| Spring Rain Battle | [[Dude walks on sidewalk, it starts raining]] / Dude: Hah! Stupid rain is that the best you can do? / [[rain gets harder]] / Dude: Go on, turn it up! It's 80° outside I don't care! Think you can faze me? / [[rain pours like crazy]] / Dude: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME, BRING IT ON!!! / [[Dude stands frozen in block of ice in subway car]] / Dude: [[thinking]] stupid air conditioning. / {{weather, sidewalk, rain, air conditioning, a/c, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-17 |
| Deli Communication | [[Dude at deli counter]] / Deli Guy: Raisin bagel with cream cheese? / Dude: yep / Guy: 'eh, can yous get me a fohrk'n'knife? / [[Dude and deli guy stare at him]] / Dude: OHHHHHHHH FORK! / Deli Guy: ...and knife... / {{deli}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-18 |
| Photo - Madison Square Garden at Night | [[Dude Stands next to large LED display at Madison Square Garden at night in the rain]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, madison square garden}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-19 |
| Photo - Union Square Clock 12:01 AM | [[Dude stands atop building housing clock at Union Square]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, union square}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-20 |
| Brooklyn 5th Avenue Street Fair | [[Dude sits at work computer, Co-worker comes up to him]] / Co-Worker: Hey man you’re in Brooklyn, right? Did you go to the 5th ave fair? / Dude: Oh you mean the one with the lemonade, italian sausage, funnel cake, zeppoles, grilled corn, steak hot dogs, steak sandwiches, massage stand, Chinese name painting... / Dude: ...booth selling nothing but socks, illustrations of: Scarface, Robert DeNiro, Audrey Hepburn, Brooklyn Bridge photos, local gym signups, local radio station, moonwalk and pony ride? / Co-Worker: Yeah, that one. / Dude: Nah, I stayed in. / {{work computer, street fair}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-21 |
| Extra Ketchup Packets | [[Dude sits at work computer, co-worker approaches him]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, got any spare ketchup packets? / Dude: Hold on lemme check. / [[Dude holds up a knife]] / Dude: OH GOD I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! / [[Dude stabs himself in the chest, blood spurts everywhere]] / Dude: YAAAARRGGHH!! / [[Dude on his knees, blood still coming out]] / Dude: THE PAIN! I PUNCTURED MY LEFT VENTRICLE! / [[Dude hands over packets to co-worker]] / Dude: Yeah I got loads. / Co-Worker: Thanks. / {{work computer, ketchup packets, condiments}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-22 |
| New Alarm Clock | [[Dude sleeps at home]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-23 |
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