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| Subway Humidity | [[Dude walks through pouring rain]] / Dude: Ah Summer rain. / Dude: So refreshing and relaxing! / Dude: I LOVE YOU SUMMER RAIN! / [[Dude, in reality is in a hot and gross subway station]] / Dude: [[groggy]] If the humidity were just a couple percentage points lower imagine how much that would suck. / {{summer, weather, heat, rain, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-27 |
| I Am Legend In Jokes | [[Dude at movie theater cashier]] / Dude: One for "I Am Legend" / [[Dude in theater, everyone is laughing]] / Will Smith: (in movie) 'morning Hank, I'm midway through the G's. / Crowd: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! / Oblivious guy: I don't get it, what's so funny? / Crowd: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! / Dude: That Tower Records from "three years from now" doesn't exist anymore. / Crowd: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! / {{I am legend, will smith, in joke, new york, nyc, tower records}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-17 |
| Movie Sleeper | [[Dude watches movie, guy to the left sleeps]] / [[Movie ends, guy in middle wakes up sleepy friend]] / Guy: Hey buddy, wake up! Let's go. / Sleepy Friend: Huh? What? / Sleepy Friend: YAWN / [[Dude walks out of theater playing I Am Legend, walks behind guy and sleepy friend]] / Sleepy friend: So what happened after the trailers? / {{movie theater, sleeping}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-18 |
| Smoke Detector Inspection | [[Dude reads notice from inside his apartment]] / Dude: Dear Tenants, this Wednesday we will be entering apartments to check that the smoke detectors are functioning properly. / [[Dude tosses notice away]] / Dude: WEDNESDAY??? / [[Dude at store, shaking fist at cashier over the counter]] / Dude: GIMME A 9 VOLT NOW!!! / [[Dude runs home with batteries]] / [[Dude at his apartment, super holds batteries]] / Super: Looking for one of these??? / {{smoke detector, carbon monoxide, super, batteries}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-19 |
| Bathroom Bag | [[Dude sits in stall next to other guy in next stall]] / [[Other guy's stall flushes]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-20 |
| Happy Holidays Panhandler | [[Dude walks by panhandler]] / Panhandler: Happy Holidays! Spare some change? / Dude: Well that all depends. / Dude: Does it make me look worse if I don't? / Dude: Or if I only do it once a year because that's when enough forces are are conspiring to make me feel guilty enough to spare it? / [[Dude and Panhandler stare at each other]] / Panhandler: Give me some money and I promise not to judge. / {{happy holidays, christmas, panhandler, homeless, beggar, guilt}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-21 |
| Camera Broken | [[Dude stands with broken camera]] / {{camera, broken}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-22 |
| Christmas Wrapping Part 1 | [[Dude stands by present all wrapped]] / Dude: There, all wrapped! / [[Dude smiles]] / Dude: Did I take the price tag off? / Dude: Yeah, I always like peeling labels, I must've done it. / [[Dude looks worriedly]] / [[Dude rips wrapping off]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-24 |
| Christmas Wrapping Part 2 | [[Dude has finished wrapping a present]] / Dude: All right! All wrapped with no price tag! / [[Dude looks happily at wrapped present]] / [[Dude rips paper off]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-25 |
| After Christmas Shopping | [[Dude lies in bed]] / Dude: Day after Christmas which means... / [[Dude jumps out of bed]] / Dude: I CAN USE THAT GIFT CARD I GOT WAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS! / [[Dude runs down sidewalk, cell phone rings]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-26 |
| Excessively Nice Subway Announcer | [[Dude sits on subway]] / Subway Announcer: Wow. Am I glad to see you all today. / Subway Announcer: Thank you for riding New York City Transit. / Subway Announcer: Have a wonderful. And marvelous. And glorious day. / Dude: In that order? / {{subway announcer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-27 |
| Movie Theater Saved Seat | [[Dude approaches guy in movie theater, his coat sits next to him]] / Dude: Excuse me, is this seat taken? / Movie Theater Guy: Well no, but my coat is on here. / [[Dude stares at Movie Theater Guy]] / Dude: Tell your coat it'll have a better view from your lap than from under my butt. / {{movie theater, rude}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-28 |
| Chinese Order | [[Dude walks to Chinese takeout place]] / Sign: HAPPY LUCKY CHINESE FOOD / Dude: Can I get a small chicken lo mein? / Chinese Food Worker: Yeah sure / Chinese Food Worker: (SHOUTING in Chinese) CHICKEN LO MEIN!!! / [[Dude covers ears in fear]] / {{chinese food, takeout}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-12-31 |
| New Year 2008 | [[Dude's eyes]] / Caption: 5 / [[Dude's mouth]] / Caption: 4 / [[Dude's hair, sweat bead]] / Caption: 3 / [[Dude's face]] / Caption: 2 / [[Dude sitting on a toilet]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-01 |
| Oranges in Season 2008 | [[Dude walking on sidewalk]] / Dude: I should probably detox from the New Year with some fruit. / [[Dude looking at oranges at deli]] / Dude: What's this? Oranges are three for $2??? / [[Dude backs up to deli cashier]] / Dude: *gasp* Then that must mean... / Cashier & Dude: ORANGES ARE IN SEASON!!! / {{deli, food, sidewalk, oranges}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-02 |
| Germaphobe Clerk | [[Dude looking sick goes through shelves at pharmacy]] / Dude: Thermometer, cold medicine... / Dude: painkillers, and tea. / Cashier: That comes to $25.16 / [[Clerk puts change on counter]] / Dude: What's wrong with just handing me over the change? / Cashier: Would you if you were me? / Dude: touché / {{pharmacy, sick, germaphobe}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-03 |
| Best Shuffle Play | [[Dude stands at bus stop listening to iPod next to other guy listening to iPod]] / iPod Guy: God damn stupid iPod's lousy shuffle! That's three same album songs in a row! / Dude: I got a way to shuffle AND save batteries. / iPod Guy: Yeah? How's that? / Dude: Play your songs in order. / {{bus stop, apple, ipod, music}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-04 |
| Photo - 7 Train Platform | [[Dude stands on 7 Train Platform wearing a scarf]] / {{photo, day, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-05 |
| Photo - Suburban looking Queens | [[Dude stands on suburban looking block in Queens]] / Dude: Yup, this is still New York City.. / {{photo, outdoors, day, queens, suburban}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-06 |
| Escalator Etiquette | [[Guy going up escalator]] / [[Guy getting off escalator]] / [[Guy does gymnast's success pose after reaching top]] / [[Train of people with Dude at the front plow into Guy from behind]] / Dude: MOVE IT ALONG, WE'RE NOT GOING TO STOP BECAUSE YOU DID!!! / {{escalator}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-07 |
| Models in the Cannibal Apocalypse | [[Dude stands at bus stop next to morbidly skinny supermodel]] / Dude: (thinking) Holy crap look how skinny this woman is! / Dude: (thinking) Her legs are like Jack Skellington's! / Dude: (thinking) Geez, if the world ended and it was the cannibal apocalypse going on... / Dude: (thinking) She'd barely have enough meat to be the base of a soup! / {{bus stop, supermodel, apocalypse, cannibals}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-08 |
| Irritated Subway Announcer | [[Dude sits on subway train]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-09 |
| Subway Word Search | [[Dude sits on subway watching a guy do a word search]] / Dude: Wait, you're doing a word search but circling the individual letters?? / Dude: Well what's the point in that? You can't see the words you've circled! / [[Dude grabs word search and holds it out of reach]] / Dude: Look, using your method I can solve this right now! / {{subway, word search, games}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-10 |
| Bathroom Advertising | [[Dude runs into bathroom to urinal, facing downward]] / Dude: AAAH! NOT READING ANY ADS IN THIS BATHROOM!!! / Dude: haHA! I defy you stupid movie theater bathroom advertising sneaks! / [[Dude looks upset into urinal]] / Dude: I wonder if advertising is more expensive in or out of the urinal? / {{bathroom, advertising, urinal}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-11 |
| Best. Customer. Ever | [[Dude stands looking at toys in Toy Tokyo]] / Annoying Customer: How much is this? / Cashier: $3.99 / Annoying Customer: You mean four dollars? / Cashier: Yep. / Annoying Customer: Is there tax? / Cashier: Yep. / Annoying Customer: How much is that? / Cashier: Eight point three seven five percent. / [[Annoying Customer contemplates]] / Annoying Customer: Nah I can't afford it. / {{toy, annoying customer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-14 |
| Bathroom Surprise | [[Dude walks to men's room]] / [[Dude sits in stall]] / [[Dude sits in stall]] / Dude: HEY LOOK! 2-PLY TOILET PAPER!!! / {{bathroom, toilet paper}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-15 |
| Subway Suspicions | [[Dude sits on subway (closeup)]] / Dude: (thinking) This old guy sitting next to me looks like one of those guys with ear hair. / Dude: (thinking) I wonder if he actually is? Maybe I'm stereotyping. I'll just take a little peek. / [[dude sees old guy with massive ear hair]] / Dude: EEK! / Dude: (thinking) I knew the probability of ear hair was high so why did I look??? / {{subway, ear hair}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-16 |
| Deli Newb | [[Dude at deli cashier holds money]] / Newb Cashier: Okay, bagel with cream cheese $1.75 / Newb Cashier: Orange juice is $2.25 so that totals to $4.34 / [[Dude stares at newb cashier]] / [[Dude looks indignant at newb cashier]] / Dude: You're...new here aren't you? / Dude: Are you from the magical land where delis don't include tax on their prices? / {{deli, cashier, food, newb, tax}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-17 |
| Subway Test | [[Dude sits on subway]] / Subway Announcer #1: Hello? Check check How's it up there? / Subway Announcer #2: Check check, yeah I hear you up here. / Subway Announcer #1: Phew man, you got B.O. down there too? / Subway Announcer #2: Aw yeah, man I hate the late shift. / {{subway, b.o., body odor, announcer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-18 |
| Elevator Inspection | [[Dude stands outside his apartment door talking to super]] / Dude: I noticed the elevator's inspection sheet only goes until 2006 or so... / Dude: then it stops because all the spaces were filled, did the inspections stop with the dates? / [[Dude and super stare at each other]] / Super: You don't... / Dude: ...wanna know, got it. / [[apartment, elevator, super]] http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-21 |
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