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Cell Phone Antennae [[Dude stands at bus station on cell phone]] / Dude: Hello? Oh hi mom... / Random Guy: BWA-HA-HA! Who the hell extends the anntenae on their phone? Got enough signal?? / [[Dude looks at cell phone]] / [[Dude puts antennae down]] / <> / [[bus stop, cell phone, analog roaming]]
Winter Panhandling [[Dude walks down sidewalk wearing a scarf]] / Dude: Crap, I hate walking past homeless people in Winter... / Dude: the guilt is that much more and they know it. / Dude: Wait! There's a guy ahead I can use as a buffer zone! / [[Dude runs on the other side of guy]] / Panhandler: Hey you with the hair, spare some change so I can be indoors tonight? / [[panhandler, beggar, homeless, guilt, winter, weather]]
Wide Hallway [[Dude stands in the middle of an immensely wide hallway]] / Dude: Where the hell am I? / Dude: I don't know where, but this must be... / Dude: the WIDEST HALLWAY I'VE EVER SEEN!!! / Dude: Oh hey, they took down the wood construction wall in this part of the subway. / {{subway, construction}}
Correct Train [[Dude sits on subway train]] / Tourist: Excuse me am I on the right train? I'm going to- / Train Announcer: Attention, to all people who are on this train, you are on the right train. / Tourist: Well that's a relief. / Train Announcer: Except you. / Tourist: WHAT WAS THAT? / {{subway, announcer, tourist}}
Post Office Line Waste [[Dude goes to post office]] / [[Dude stands in line at post office]] / [[Dude looks at package of person in front]] / Dude: Wait, Broadway? / Dude: Why don't you just take the subway there? / {{post office, usps}}
 
Shower Anxiety [[Dude stands in shower turning on hot water]] / <> / [[water pours]] / <> / <> / [[Water turns on, Dude bolts to the right side of the tub]] / <> / [[Water turns on, Dude cringes]] / <> / [[Dude under shower]] / Dude: No matter what, that first spray is always cold. / {{shower, bath}}
Buying a Bag [[Dude goes through shelf at store]] / Dude: Let's see, I'll just buy a bag, it's easier than wrapping paper. / [[Dude at cashier]] / Cashier: That comes to $5.42 / Cashier: So would you like a bag for that? / [[Dude stares at cashier]] / {{cashier, stare}}
Lost Hat [[Dude stands outside subway street exit]] / Dude: CRAP! Where'd my hat go? Shoot I must've dropped it in the subway car. / [[Dude runs down sidewalk]] / Dude: Dammit, I'll be late for the movie though! / [[later at the subway exit]] / Dude: this sucks, now I have to go buy a new one. / [[Dude inside subway station sees hat on black box]] / Dude: OH MY GOD! Someone foudn it and left it here! I guess it was in the station! / [[Dude hesitates]] / Dude: Except now I don't know where it's been... / {{subway, sidewalk, hat, dirty}}
Heatwave 2008 [[Dude on the sidewalk wearing a shoulder bag]] / Dude: I can't believe how freakin' hot is is outside... / [[Dude reaches into bag]] / Dude: I need some water. / Dude: What the hell? My bag still has some of the conditioned air from the office in it? / [[Dude wears bag on head]] / {{summer, weather, heat, air conditioner, a/c}}
Heat Wave 2008 pt 2 [[Dude stands on subway platform sweating. A mysterious subway breeze falls on him from the ceiling. A guy stands next to him]] / [[Guy shoves Dude]] / Guy: Quit hogging the mysterious subway breeze! / [[Dude shoves Guy back]] / Dude: Hey! I was here first! / [[Dude and Guy fight]] / Dude and Guy: RRRGGGHHHH!!! / [[Dude and Guy pant, even sweatier]] / Dude: Actually being sweatier makes it even cooler... / {{subway, weather, heatwave, summer}}
 
Heat Wave 2008 pt 3 [[Dude walks down sidewalk in sweltering heat]] / Dude: Oh god, please let it rain, please... / <> / [[Dude looks happy]] / [[Dude runs down the street happy]] / Dude: YES! THUNDER! RAIN SPILL FORTH FROM THE HEAVENS!!! / [[A dark storm cloud comes down from the sky in front of Dude]] / Cloud: Actually that thunder was just because of the extreme heat, no nrain for you. / [[Cloud starts to leave]] / Dude: WAIT! Come back! Just one drop! PLEASE!!!! / {{summer, weather, heatwave, cloud}}
Defensive Walking [[Person walks on the sidewalk at night]] / [[Person notices something behind them]] / <> / [[Person looks anxious]] / <> / [[Person starts walking faster, footsteps get closer]] / <> / [[Dude is walking behind the Person]] / Person: AAAAAA!!!! / Dude: You know, if you didn't twalk so much slower than me, you wouldn't think that I was a creepy stalker. / {{sidewalk, night, walking, stalker}}
Free Smoking in NYC [[Dude walks behind guy on sidewalk, a cigarette is on the ground]] / [[Guy picks up cigarette, Dude is wide-eyed]] / [[Guy holds cigarette, Dude is disgusted]] / [[Guy picks up second cigarette, Dude is aghast]] / [[Guy lights one of his cigarettes]] / <> / [[2nd guy approaches]] / 2nd Guy: Hey do you have a cigarette? / Dude: DON'T TAKE IT!!! / {{smoking, cigarette, sidewalk, bum}}
Family Tech Support pt 8 [[Dude sits at his work computer on his cell phone]] / Mom on cell phone: Hi honey, I lost my directions for downloading pictures from my camera to the computer. / Mom on cell phone: I must have written something on the paper... / [[Dude left his cell phone at the computer]] / Mom on cell phone: ...forgotten and then threw the paper away... / Mom on cell phone: Can you walk me through it again? / {{work computer, tech support, mom}}
Subway Jesus Freak Antidote [Dude sits on subway car, a guy to his left reads a book, there's a Jesus Freak in the train] / Jesus Freak: I'm here to tell you that Jesus is love... / Jesus Freak: He loves each and every one of you... / Book Guy: Could you keep it down? I'm trying to read? / Jesus Freak: What is it that's so important? / Book Guy: My bible. / {{subway, jesus, christianity, religion, preacher}}
 
Bathroom Abort [[Dude walks to men's room]] / [[Dude looks at two-stall bathroom, a guy is sitting in the left stall, the right is empty. To the far right is a urinal]] / [[Dude ponders]] / [[Dude walks past stalls]] / [[Dude uses urinal]] / Guy in stall: You're just using the urinal because you didn't want to poop next to me aren't you!? / Dude: NO! I DON'T EVEN NEED TO POOP! / {{bathroom, poop, urinal}}
Unorderable Food [[Dude sits at Chinese restaurant table, a waiter is next to him]] / Dude: I'll try the fish neck with stomach sauce. / Waiter: No! Too many bones! / Dude: Wha? / Waiter: Too many bones! / Dude: Too many for me? But I'm okay with bones. / Dude: Why would you even put it on the menu if... / Waiter: TOO MANY BONES! / Waiter: I get you something else very good. / Dude: But... / [[Dude stares blankly]] / {{chinese food, restaurant}}
Sushi Priorities [[Dude sits at Japanese restaurant, three pieces of sushi are on his plate]] / Dude: Let's see, in order I'm going to eat the california roll, spicy tuna roll and salmon roll. / [[Dude eats his spicy tuna and california roll]] / Dude: Mmmmmmmmm... / Dude: Ahhhhhhhhhh... / Dude: But now I'm too full... / [[Dude looks unhappy]] / Dude: But never for salmon! / {{japanese food, sushi, restaurant, salmon}}
Family Tech Support pt 9 [[Dude sits at work computer on his cell phone]] / Dude: Okay mom, then you click "import all" got it? / Dude: Great! Then that's it! / Mom: [[on cell phone]] What about the flickr? / Dude: What do you mean? You know how to use that! / Mom: [[on cell phone]] Those instructions were on the same piece of paper I threw away. / {{work computer, tech support, mom}}
1-800-LONG NUMBER [[Dude stands on subway platform looking at ad]] / Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-DIVORCE / [[Dude looks at other side of ad]] / Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-IMMIGRATION / [[Dude thinks]] / [[in Dude's imagination a guy with a cell phone]] / Guy: Okay, G-R-A, HEY WAIT! I'M NOT DONE DIALING YET! / {{subway, advertising, advertisement, cell phone}}
 
No Pickle No Coleslaw [[Dude walks down sidewalk on cell phone]] / Dude: Hi, I'd like to order a cheeseburger deluxe with curly fries. No pickle, no coleslaw. / [[Dude opens styrofoam package at his work computer desk]] / [[Dude looks shocked upon opening package]] / [[Dude eyes pickle and coleslaw]] / Dude: Why...? / Dude: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY??? / [[Dude tosses out pickle and coleslaw into trash bin]] / <> / {{food, waste, work computer, burger, fries}}
George Carlin RIP [[George Carlin stands on podium]] / Caption: George Carlin RIP 1937-2008. The original angry guy from New York. / {{george carlin, stand-up, RIP, celebrity}}
DNA Screening Van [[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]] / [[Dude looks at reader]] / [[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]] / Dude: While you wait? / {{dna van}}
Bathroom Farewells [[Dude walks to men's room]] / [[Dude sits on toilet]] / [[Exterior shot of toilet stalls]] / <> / Dude: [[exterior shot of toilet stalls]] G'bye Food! / {{bathroom, poop, food}}
Kick in the Head - A Daily Webcomic [[Dude at medicine cabinet holding pills]] / Dude: Oh man what a headache.. / [[Dude coughs and cap falls off]] / Dude: I remember when childproof caps were hard to open.
 

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