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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Oscar is sitting on the edge of his bed. Captain Heroic's father is standing.]] / Oscar: I don't NEED a nap! I don't! I don't! I don't! / Captain Heroic's Father: You DO! / [[Captain Heroic's Father is now sitting on the bed next to Oscar, explaining why.]] / Captain Heroic's Father: Listen, kid. We've...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Oscar is in Captain Heroic's Father's arms. Both are sitting in a chair.]] / Oscar: Grampa... Tell me a story 'bout the olden days. / Captain Heroic's Father: Ok. One day I was flying over the city when I saw a group of bad guys. / [[A young Captain Heroic's Father hides behind a hedge. Four villains...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Captain Heroic's Father: I never DID find out what their plan was. / [A young Captain Heroic's Father sits below an open window, listening to some unknown villains.] / Unknown Villain One: The flyers you printed say you have a bold new plan! / Unknown Villain Two: Yeah! Why do I have to chip in fifty...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady sits at her desk, answering the phone.]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you? / Voice on phone: I have a question: Why do Super-Villinesses wear such trashy outfits? / Lightning Lady: "Trashy?" / Voice on phone: Leather bustiers... Skin-tight spandex... Plunging necklines... / Voice...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Captain Heroic: Sweetie... I can't keep pretending to be on the phone - They're getting suspicious! / Miss Match: [[Angrily looking back at Captain Heroic.]] Ok. Just tell me this... / Miss Match: [[Arms spread open, waiting for an answer.]] Whose stupid idea WAS it to have heroes try to buy Evil Inc?! / Captain...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Miss Match: [[Seething.]] The Legion of Justice is trying to BUY Evil Inc, and this was YOUR idea?! / Captain Heroic: You make me sound incontinent. / Miss Match: [[Arms on hips getting in Captain Heroic's face.]] "Incompetent." / Captain Herioc: Stop with the name-calling! / Miss Match: No... The way...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Captain Heroic: [[Still holding phone.]] I have to go... Evil Atom went back to his office. / Miss Match: Just tell me how it happened. / Captain Heroic: I was on the private Legion-of-Justice message-board... / [[A picture of a monitor with a maximized web browser displays the Legion-of-Justice's forum....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Captain Heroic: Anyway, I was on the private Legion-of-Justice messageboard... / [[A monitor displays the Legion-of-Justice forum. The threads, in chronological order, are 'Evil Inc to be sold', 'Power Girl's tailor', 'VILFs (nsfw)', 'Watchers. Ugh.']] / [[Miss Match, seen, is speaking. A monitor displays...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Captain Heroic: [[Anxiously.]] Listen. I gotta go. Evil Atom is going to think I DIED! / Miss Match: [[Arms crossed and angry.]] You might wish you did! / [[Miss Match looks at Captain Heroic compassionately while he holds phone.]] / Captain Heroic: Honey, please forgive me. I had no idea things were...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady sits at her desk, answering the phone.]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you? / Voice on phone: Hi, LL. This is Evil Atom. Notify the Department of Henchmen they've got a major deployment tomorrow! / Lightning Lady: But sir, you cut that department down to 25 people after the...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic holds Miss Match's face in his right hand.]] / Captain Heroic: Y'know... After all this time, your kisses still send me to~~ / [[<>]] / [[A disheveled Captain Heroic is in a corner propping himself up on one arm. His glasses and hair are messed up, as is his suit and his senses.]] / Captain...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Captain Heroic: You, my friend, just bought a one-way ticket on the trouble train. / [[Iron Dragon and Captain Heroic are each bent at their waists, arms up, ready to grapple. A shocked Miss Match, hands over her mouth, is joined by Lightning Lady. Both women are in the distance.]] / Iron Dragon: I hope...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Captain Heroic: [[Pointing at Iron Dragon.]] Who do you think you're dealing with? / Iron Dragon: [[Fists raised.]] A dweeb in a cheap suit! / Captain Heroic: Do you expect me to believe you don't recognize - / [[Captain Heroic has his hands on his jacket, looking down at himself in the suit.]] / Captain...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Lightning Lady: Wow! Iron Dragon is really pummeling that guy! / <> / Miss Match: [[Watching the beating through her hand while covering her one open eye.]] Yeah. / Miss Match: [[Hand by her face.]] He can't FIGHT BACK for fear of blowing his secret identity, and if I try to help, it...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[In the foreground, Iron Dragon is holding the disguised Captain Heroic by the collar, arm raised ready to punch him]] / Lightning Lady: Why are they fighting? / Miss Match: Iron Dragon is defending my honor. / Miss Match: {{thinking}} I'm gonna hate myself for this. / Miss Match: It's so ROMANTIC, I...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady is sitting at her desk answering the phone.]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you? / Voice on phone: This is Ted Drogan in accounts receivable... Do you know the internet is down? / Lightning Lady: No problem. Send an e-mail to helpdesk@evilinc.biz / Voice on phone: Ummm......
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Outside the door of Dr. Meindfyuk, Evil Inc Psychologist. The voice of a secretary is coming from behind the door.]] / Voice of secretary: Someone to see you, doctor... / [[Inside Dr. Meindfyuk's office. On his desk is an intercom where his secretaries voice is coming from. The doctor is practicing...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Super-villain Heat Wave, about a foot taller than the doctor, looks down at him.]] / Dr. Meindfyuk: Ah. Heat Wave. Your supervisor says you've been having trouble carrying out your duties as a super-villain. / [[Heat Wave turns his back on the now unseen doctor.]] / Heat Wave: That's not true! I don't...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Psychiatrist: ok. look at the ink blot and tell me what you see. / Heat Wave: crying children. / Psychiatrist: good. and this one? / Heat Wave: people in agony under a sweltering sun. / Psychiatrist: and this? / Heat Wave: rancid food. insects. / Psychiatrist: your reactions are perfectly villainous / Heat...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Heat Wave: i dunno. maybe i wasn't meant to be a super-villain... / Psychiatrist: meant to be a super-villain? / Heat Wave: yeah... sometimes i have a problem with the things i'm asked to do. / Psychiatrist: things you're asked to do? / Heat Wave: yeah! the robbing... the violence... it ~ HEY! are you...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Inside Dr. Meindfyuk's office. Heat Wave is standing and the doctor is sitting.]] / Heat Wave: I just don't feel like hurting people. / Dr. Meindfyuk: Maybe if your costume were more... Masculine... / [[Dr. Meindfyuk is taking notes.]] / Heat Wave: Huh? / Dr. Meindfyuk: Oh, nothing. I'm sure that's the...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady is sitting at her desk, taking a call.]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc., how may I harm you? / Voice on phone: Do you sell villain supplies? I need a trapdoor. / Lightning Lady: We carry two kinds. Do you want the kind that sticks SHUT at inopportune times... Or the kinds that suddenly seem...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom is sitting at his desk in his office. He's turned around in his chair looking up at the television. A female reporter is speaking.]] / Female Reporter: Tomorrow is the deadline for bids on Evil Inc. / Female Reporter: As of today, only two companies have placed bids on Evil Inc.: The Evil...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom is sitting at his desk in his office. He's pressing his intercom button to speak with Lightning Lady.]] / Evil Atom: Lightning Lady, I'm scheduled for a meeting with another buyer. / Voice on Intercom: [[Lightning Lady's voice.]] I'll send him in. / [[Evil Atom's office door is open. Sitting...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom is leaning on his desk talking to Dr. Haynus on the other side.]] / Evil Atom: YOU'RE placing a bid on my company?! What ever happened to loyalty?! / Dr. Haynus: Funny. / Evil Atom: How can you afford that on what I pay you? / Dr. Haynus: I've assembled a group of investors. From spare parts. / [[Evil...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Miss Match and Lightning Lady are getting coffee in the room for coffee breaks.]] / Miss Match: Did you hear Dr. Haynus placed a bid on Evil Inc? / Lightning Lady: That's three buyers! / [[Miss Match places the coffee pot back on its stand.]] / Miss Match: There are more that want to buy individual departments. / Lightning...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Dr. Muskiday is tying his tie as Dr. Haynus enters the door.]] / Dr. Muskiday: Well... I'm ready... / Dr. Haynus: "Ready"? / [[Dr. Haynus is sitting, listening to Dr. Muskiday.]] / Dr. Muskiday: I assumed you'd want me to deliver your bid to Evil Atom. / [[Dr. Muskiday, seen in reflection of Dr. Haynus'...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Both Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus are looking at Dr. Haynus' bid which is on the floor.]] / Dr. Muskiday: So, do you think Evil Atom will accept your bid? / Dr. Haynus: Perhaps. / [[Dr. Haynus walks by the standing Dr. Muskiday.]] / Dr. Haynus: I made a very strong offer, but he's insisting on certain...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom hovers outside the Evil Inc. headquarters, a classically built building on par with the Empire State building. It features a clock tower. He is reliving the construction of the building in his mind.]] / Evil Atom: *Sigh* / [[Young Evil Atom is flying with an I-beam held by a chain. He's using...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom and Lightning Lady are taking down memorable pictures of Evil Atom in the main hallway.]] / Evil Atom: Thanks for helping m pack... There's a lot of memories in this old hall. / [[Evil Atom holds a picture and reminisces.]] / Evil Atom: Aw... / Lightning Lady: What? / Evil Atom: The storefront...
 

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