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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Closeup of a hand feeding a bill into a vending machine.]] / [[The hand's owner raps on the glass.]]
/ CATGUY: Darned vending machine took my money! / [[The bill slot sprouts eyes and bends into a smile.]] / [[GIZMONSTER resumes humanoid form.]] / GUY WITH BIPLANE SYMBOL: Yo! Gizmonster...Where's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090709.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A line of people wait at a bank of vending machines. Having made their purchases, they walk away from the machines. One person suddenly drops through a trap door. We're watching this through a plate-glass window, where a VAMPIRE has just made a selection on a keypad next to a bill reader and a coin... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090710.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior, SAMANTHA MILLER's office in the Evil Inc. Marketing Department.]]
/ EVIL ATOM (inside): Mrs. Miller, with our trade show days away, I don't want to hear bad news. / [[SAMANTHA shows a floor plan with lots of booths and tables.]]
/ SAMANTHA: I'm afraid I have some. Many of our top distributors... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090713.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, Evil Inc. building.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Samantha, I agree..."Evil Inc Trade Show" was lame. We NEEDED a new name. / EVIL ATOM: ...And I know that others have used SYMBOLS of the convention theme in their naming. The Linux penguin--Penguicon--for example. / EVIL ATOM: But I'm not feeling this...
/ SAMANTHA:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090714.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, convention center. Banner alternates Evil Inc logo with KHAN CON.]]
/ CAPTION: The second annual Evil-Inc-sponsored Evil Con, a three-day tradeshow of villainy, features the very newest innovations in crime. / [[Another angle. Fairmount City has a very nice convention center.]]
/ CAPTION:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090715.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[BHAR-ZIN-ZOLTAN stands at Registration.]]
/ REGISTRATION WORKER: I'm sorry, sir, but all the trade shows are switching to admission bracelets, / REGISTRATION WORKER: When we did badges, people would hand them around and give others free entry. / BHAR-ZIN-ZOLTAN: I feel as if I'm being treated like... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090716.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GREY SHARK: I have to keep this bracelet on all weekend if I want to attend the show all three days? / REGISTRATION WORKER: We're doing it to cut down on the badge-sharing that cheated us out of admission fees before.
/ GREY SHARK: But...what if I want to take a shower? If it gets ruined, I'm out... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090717.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I'd still like to ask you out on a date. / LIGHTNING LADY: You again? / PHONE VOICE: I know a really good place. Very exclusive. You can only get into the parking lot with an F-150, Silverado, Sierra or Tacoma. / LIGHTNING LADY: No... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090718.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, airport.]]
/ GREEN GUY (inside the terminal): My flight's been cancelled?! But I'm already a day late for my trade show! / [[Inside, at the ticket counter.]]
/ CLERK: I'm sorry, sir, which trade show were you attending?
/ GREEN GUY: Khan Con. A super-villain trade show. / CLERK: Super-v--?... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090720.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | BOOKING AGENT: Fanboy Airlines..."Something pungent in the air..."
/ GREEN GUY: Yeah, I need a flight... / AGENT: Absolutely. We could book you on the FINAL CRISIS Express.
/ GREEN GUY: What's that? / AGENT: It approaches the runway three times before taking off, flies in circles, and lands leaving... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090721.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[GREEN GUY is now on the plane to the trade show.]]
/ GREEN GUY: May I move? / FLIGHT ATTENDANT: The flight is full. May I ask why?
/ GREEN GUY: Well, look!
/ [[He's been seated next to a baby.]] / GREEN GUY: I suppose I can look forward to crying and screaming throughout the entire flight. / MOTHER:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090722.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GREEN LANTERN T-SHIRT: Is this your first FANBOY AIR flight?
/ GREEN GUY: Yeah. It was the only way I could get to the super-villain trade show. / GL T-SHIRT: I should warn you about a few things...
/ GREEN GUY: Don't worry. I once worked with Sewer Gator. / GL T-SHIRT: Not only that...Watch out... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090723.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Plane flies overhead.]]
/ CAPTAIN (inside, on intercom): Welcome to Fanboy Air, the leader in air travel for the comics-fan community. / CAPTAIN (wearing a CAPTAIN AMERICA-style cowl with little wings): This is your captain speaking. / CAPTAIN: Please observe the flight attendant as she points... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090724.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Do you have something to combat "lair odor?" / PHONE VOICE: I share a lair with Garlic Griffin, Sewer Gator, Halitosis-Man, The Septic Terror, King Cheese and Mr. Foul. / LIGHTNING LADY: Good gosh, that sounds awful. / LIGHTNING LADY:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090725.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | ANNOUNCEMENT: The in-flight movie for this flight will be "Batman and Robin."
/ GREEN LANTERN SHIRT: @!#*!
/ GREEN GUY: What's wrong? / GREEN LANTERN SHIRT: What kind of choice is that for an airline that supposedly caters to hardcore comic geeks? / ANNOUNCEMENT: Earphones will be sold for two dollars. / ANNOUNCEMENT:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090727.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GREEN GUY: I have to admit, flying on an airline devoted to comics fans is kinda cool.
/ GREEN LANTERN SHIRT: Isn't it? / FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Excuse me, sir, do you like peanuts?
/ GREEN GUY: Sure! / [[GREEN GUY empties out the packet...]] / [[...and we see that it contained little figures of Charlie... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090728.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAB DRIVER: Your hotel.
/ GREEN GUY: At last. / GREEN GUY: I'm checking in...I'm here for Khan Con '09. / GREEN GUY: I shipped some boxes here for the convention. Did they arrive?
/ DESK CLERK: Yes, sir! / DESK CLERK: They arrived two weeks ago, and we've kept them here for you. There will be... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090729.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GREEN GUY: Are you here for the convention, too?
/ BOOTH BABE: Yup! "Booth babe." / BOOTH BABE: In real life, I'm a dancer. / GREEN GUY: When I think of ballet, all I can envision is an audience full of sleeping people. / BOOTH BABE: No, sweetie, I'm an EXOTIC dancer. When I dance I take my clothes... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090730.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GREEN GUY: Hello again! Enjoying the convention?
/ BOOTH BABE: *sigh* Not really. / BOOTH BABE: Every time I come to this show, I get followed around by a bunch of horny guys.
/ [[She's being followed by THE RHINO, LOKI, ETRIGAN THE DEMON, and two guys I don't recognize (sorry, Brad).]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090731.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I need some advice. / PHONE VOICE: A fellow villain has just moved into a new hideout. / PHONE VOICE: He's throwing a big party, but I have no idea what to bring. / LIGHTNING LADY: Oh, gosh, that's simple... / LIGHTNING LADY: ...a... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090801.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Starfield.]]
/ CAPTION: In the farthest reaches of space...near the very center of the universe...lies an entity of unfathomable age...
/ ...a being who has watched the creation and destruction of a myriad galaxies. / [[An enormous cosmic hand touches a sun.]]
/ CAPTION: ...An entity of infinite power... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090803.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPTION: The eons-old GRANDGAMER OF THE UNIVERSE bellows in anguish!
/ [[A solitary figure hangs in space.]]
/ GRANDGAMER: MAAAAAA! / CAPTION: Once every two or three milennia, the Grandgamer faces an ennui of stellar proportions...
/ ...having mastered all of the games of all of the civilized galaxies... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090804.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[THE GRANDGAMER OF THE UNIVERSE stands before the Evil Inc building.]]
/ GRANDGAMER: I, THE GRANDGAMER OF THE UNIVERSE, DEMAND AN AUDIENCE WITH THIS "EVIL ATOM!" / [[DESDEMONA leans out a window.]]
/ DESDEMONA: And I'm telling you, he's booked through Thursday. You're just going to have to come back... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090805.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM, ready for battle, power effects dancing around him.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?! / [[GRANDGAMER OF THE UNIVERSE has shrunk down to about a foot and a half taller than EVIL ATOM.]]
/ GRANDGAMER: Stay your puny defenses. I could snuff you with but a thought. In fact,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090806.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | EVIL ATOM: You're trying my patience, Grandgamer...Get to the point.
/ GRANDGAMER: I've been meaning to ask... / GRANDGAMER: I've been meaning to ask...Are you REALLY threatening me with impossibly large atoms?!
/ Two electrons...that's, like, HELIUM, isn't it?! / GRANDGAMER: Am I supposed to cower... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090807.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I think I have a way to tell who the all-time, top villain is. / PHONE VOICE: MUSIC! See, every hero has a theme song: Superman, Batman, Spider-Man... / PHONE VOICE: But only the top-level villains merit their own song. / PHONE VOICE:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090808.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Evil Atom becomes inpatent with Grand Gamer]]
/ / Evil Atom: Are you... Ever... Going to tell me why you're here? / Grand Gamer: A contest. You and your best three warriors aginst four heroes of my choosing. / / Grand Gamer: I will reward th evistor by fulling a single wish. And believe me, I can do... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090810.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Evil Atom becomes inpatent with Grand Gamer]]
/ / Evil Atom: Are you... Ever... Going to tell me why you're here? / Grand Gamer: A contest. You and your best three warriors aginst four heroes of my choosing. / / Grand Gamer: I will reward th evistor by fulling a single wish. And believe me, I can do... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090810.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, Evil Inc HQ.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: So that's my dilemma...The victor gets one wish from an omnipotent being.
/ Obviously, I can't let the heroes win, but I also have to be careful to pick a potential villain winner. / EVIL ATOM: It has to be someone strong enough to beat the heroes, yet someone... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090811.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC and OSCAR. OSCAR's wearing his power suit.]]
/ OSCAR: Can I go, too, Dad?
/ CAP: You stay here and help Gran'ma... / OSCAR: But I already know what I'd wish for--world peace! No more fighting! No more wars!
/ If this thing is omnipotent, it can do it! / CAP (patting OSCAR on the helmet):... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090812.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPTION: "Welcome to the center of the universe! Four villains...Four heroes...in the battle of the ages!"
/ [[THE GRANDGAMER OF THE UNIVERSE introduces them, sweeping his arms wide as if to say, "Look what I got!"]]
/ GRANDGAMER: EVIL ATOM! Atomic energy blasts, molecular control!
/ LIGHTNING LADY!... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20090813.html |
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