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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic CRANIAC: Rachel, I have something I need to share with you... / CRANIAC: <> / [[RACHEL recoils in disgust.]] / RACHEL: Ewww! / CRANIAC!! / CRANIAC: Quick, boys! While she's in a weakened state! / [[The boys, including OSCAR, ZIWWA and the VAMPIRE KID, run up, frantically making armpit noises.]] / <http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100205.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic PERSONNEL FILE: MR. REX / NAME: Rex / ORIGIN: Rex was created when a mad scientist cloned his fossilized DNA and hatched him in a laboratory. Quickly escaping, the monstrous creature level several American cities before disappearing into the jungles of South America. It was there that Evil Inc recruited...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic OSCAR: We won! We beat her! / ZIWWA: WOO-HOO! / VAMPIRE KID: That'll show 'er! / ROBOT KID: Hoo! / CRANIAC: Careful boys, there may be a counter-attack! / RACHEL: *Sniff* / [[She's crying. They all look at her.]] / [[And now OSCAR, ZIWWA and the VAMPIRE KID all look like they wish they were dead.]] / CRANIAC:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CRANIAC stands next to a podium in front of a poster-sized photo of the GREEN-HAIRED GIRL.]] / CRANIAC: Our enemy has said that somehow we'll grow up to fall in love with girls. / [[ECTODEETO enters. His body is composed of green ectoplasm.]] / CRANIAC (offpanel): To learn more about this threat, we're...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[RACHEL comes upon ECTODEETO, who has taken the shape of a little girl.]] / RACHEL: You must be a new girl! / ECTODEETO: You can say that again. / RACHEL: Lemme give you some advice. The boys here are weird. Do you wanna play dolls? / ECTODEETO: Sure! / [[He/she doesn't look quite as enthusiastic...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[CRANIAC and OSCAR are watching RACHEL and ECTODEETO from behind a hedge.]] / CRANIAC: We have to get him back! Ectodeeto can only hold his shape for so long... / OSCAR: ...too late... / <> / RACHEL: I knew it was you all along, Ectodeeto... / RACHEL: I think it's sweet you wanted to spend...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic CRANIAC: We have to find a way to defeat that GIRL! / OSCAR: When I get home, I'm going to ask my Mom for ideas. / CRANIAC: Oscar...Your Mom WAS a girl! / [[Silent panel as OSCAR ponders this for a moment.]] / OSCAR: She got better.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic PERSONNEL FILE: ECTODEETO / AGE: 7 / HEIGHT: 4' / WEIGHT: 50 pounds / FAMILY: Mother Joanna and father Edgardo / NAME: Ectodeeto / ORIGIN: Ectodeeto's powers come from a genetic mutation. He learned to master his shape-shifting abilities early in life, often using them to sneak into baseball stadiums...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CMDR. HEROIC views the Earth from space.]] / CMDR. HEROIC: The Earth looks so majestic from here... / CMDR. HEROIC: It really makes you appreciate the grandeur of it all... / [[He's standing on the surface of the moon.]] / CMDR. HEROIC: Nonetheless... / I wish I could remember why came here in the...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[COMMANDER HEROIC sits in what appears to be a doctor's office.]] / CMDR. HEROIC: It's weird, Doc...most of the time, I'm fine. Then--BOOM!--I can't remember the simplest things. / HEROIC: When I have these "senior moments," it really makes it hard for me to move forward. / DOCTOR (offpanel): Push...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC and CMDR. HEROIC on patrol.]] / {{To reduce confusion, CAP will be "CAP" and CMDR. HEROIC will be "DAD" for this transcript.}} / CAP: You OK, Dad? You seem lost in thought... / DAD: I'm not. / DAD: When I was young I got lost in thought...My mind wandered aimlessly, taking wild turns...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC {{"CAP" for this transcription}} and CMDR. HEROIC {{"DAD"}} fly toward an airliner with an engine on fire.]] / CAP: Have you thought about taking supplements to help your memory? / DAD: I tried...I could never remember to take those pills every morning...gingko biloba, I think it was called... / CAP:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MS. AMAZING welcomes CMDR. HEROIC home with a kiss on the cheek.]] / MS. AMAZING: Tough day at the office? / CMDR. HEROIC: You know what they say...getting old stinks, but it beats the alternative...heh-heh. / MS. AMAZING: Well, sit down. I have your favorite dinner on the table...Lima bean casserole...
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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog IRON DRAGON: Ugh. I gotta go to the men's room. / DESDEMONA: Are you ill? / IRON DRAGON: Not yet. / [[He goes inside.]] / DESDEMONA: ?? / [[Inside the men's room, IRON DRAGON is confronted by one standard urinal and several other waste-disposal devices which boggle the mind--one seems to involve...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[IRON DRAGON is in a stall in the men's room.]] / VOICE FROM NEXT STALL: Oh! Certainly... / [[THE-FLASH-BUT-NOT-REALLY flies over the partition and lands in IRON DRAGON's lap.]] / [[THE-FLASH-BUT-NOT-REALLY takes off at super-speed.]] / IRON DRAGON: I said...courtesy FLUSH!
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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[IRON DRAGON is washing his hands in the men's room. Next to the sinks hangs a sign.]] / SIGN: ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[IRON DRAGON waves his wet hand in front of the sensor for the paper towel dispenser.]] / [[...again...]] / [[...and again and again and AGAIN, getting more frustrated...]] / [[...and he flails wildly with both hands...]] / IRON DRAGON: AARRGGHH! / [[..and a tiny strip of towel comes out.]] / <> / IRON...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic PERSONNEL FILE: SCARAB / NAME: Fabian Finster / ORIGIN: Fabian was an explorer who happened upon a secluded African tribe. He deceived them, telling them he was an angry god who had come to deliver his wrath. In a sacrificial offering, the tribe gave him its most prized possession, a bug sculpted...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM, in his office, uses the intercom.]] / EVIL ATOM: Desdemona...prepare a flyer on the annual invention contest. / [[A small cluster of black dots drops onto his shoulder.]] / <> / [[He looks up at the ceiling.]] / [[Another cluster of dots drops on his head.]] / <> / [[Two...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[DESDEMONA tries to find space for her flyer on the crowded bulletin board.]] / DESDEMONA: Some of this stuff is so old! You'd think someone would take some of it down! / [[She starts taking other flyers down.]] / DESDEMONA: I mean, seriously..."Wanted: Live mice. Contact Dr. Curt Connors." Ick. / DESDEMONA:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog Desdemona: Do you have anything ready for the Invention Contest? / Dr. Muskiday: Do I? / Dr. Muskiday: Y'know those power rings -- each color channels a different emotion to create energy constructs? / Dr. Muskiday: Well, what if you're not feeling the emotion the ring REQUIRES? MY ring changes color...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog DR. HAYNUS: I'll show you my invention, but you must keep it a secret. / DR. HAYNUS: It's software for your iPhone that tells you which villains nearby might be available to assist you in your plot. / DR. HAYNUS: It matches you by compatibility, nemeses and other variables. / DESDEMONA: That's...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM hands IRON DRAGON a trophy.]] / EVIL ATOM: Congratulations on winning the invention contest. / IRON DRAGON: Thanks! / IRON DRAGON: It was simple, really. I just figured...everyone's uploading their stuff to THE CLOUD, right? Well...my invention makes it STORM! / [[He presses a button...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: Do you do birthday parties? / PHONE VOICE: I need to arrange one for one of the gods up here in Asgard. Something simple: A cake, a few flowers, maybe some music. Nothing too fancy. And it has to be a secret. / PHONE VOICE: He doesn't...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: Captain Heroic's alter ego: The graphic designer. / [[CAP sits in front of a computer--in full costume, so he's presumably working at home. He's on the phone.]] / CAP: Mr. Canti...I'm trying to design that PowerPoint presentation for your seminar, but I have a problem. / CANTI: I'm supposed...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC is still on the phone with his design client.]] / CLIENT: What does this E-MAIL mean?! I didn't send you any NEW EMPLOYEES! / CAP: Huh? / CLIENT: Those "HIRES" you said I sent... / CAP: No..."Hi-Res"...as in "HIGH RESOLUTION." You sent HI-RES files. You need to send me "LOW-RES."...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC is still on the phone with his design client.]] / CLIENT: All my files have been sent...so let's "WIN ONE FOR THE 'GIFFER!'" / Get it? 'Cause I sent you "GIF" formatted files? / CAPT. HEROIC: Actually, the original developers pronounced it "jiff." / CAP: Also..."GIF" stands for "Graphic...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH: Tough day, Hon? / CAPT. HEROIC: I worked for a client from hell, then battled nether-demons downtown. / MISS MATCH: It gets worse...Oscar's teacher assigned a "family project" for his science class. / CAP: "Family project?" / MISS MATCH: I think it's a new thing in education. The teachers...
 

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