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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady: I'm going over to Evil Inc. and handle this mess. / Keagan: Evil Inc.? / Lightning Lady: Have you ever heard of Evil Atom? / Keagan: Geez! He was the top villain when I was a kid! We did drills based on him! / Lightning Lady: He founded Evil Inc. / Keagan: You're going up against a nefarious... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050531.html

Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Keagan: Evil inc. is a supervillain corperation?! / Lightning Lady: They pay excellent dividends. / Keagan: Th-they're publically traded?! / Lightning Lady: I have their annual report... / Keagan: They're involved in henious activities... dangerous merchancdise... their mission statement specifically... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050601.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady [[to self]]: I've never actually been to Evil Inc. headquarters. / Lightning Lady [[to self]]:Is this the right building? / Lightning Lady [[to self]]:I'm pretty sure I wrote down the right address. / Lightning Lady [[to self]]:I wish I could see some sort of sign. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050602.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	[[Lightning Lady is in a posh waiting room, sipping tea. A sign on the wall says "Credit Fraud."]] / Secretary: Mr. Thwap will see you now. / Mr. Thwap: We at Evil Inc. take credit fraud seriously. We handled $15 million in fraudulent transactions last year! / Lightning Lady; So I'll have no problem... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050603.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady: Can't you do anything about the fraud on my credit card? / Man behind desk: Lady, your boyfriend used your credit card, but you handed it to him. / Lightning Lady: But... I didn't think he was going to use it to charge a fifteen-thousand-dollar robot! / Man behind desk: Lady, I don't... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050604.html
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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Evil Atom's personal secretary: Mr. Atom's office is at the end of this hall. / Lightning Lady: WOW! / Evil Atom's personal secretary: We keep a number of trophies in here... like this news photo of Evil Atom besting The Avian Avenger. / Lightning Lady: I heard about that! / Evil Atom's personal secretary:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050607.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady: Y-y-you're The Evil Atom?! / Evil Atom: Yes. Why? / Lightning Lady: B-b-but... you're... you're... / Evil Atom: Careful... / Lightning Lady: ...You're... density-advanced and chronologically-gifted. / Evil Atom: Say! That's clever. We could use a mind like yours in our marketing department. / Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050608.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady: Is there an opening for me in the marketing department? / Evil Atom: Oh... there's an "opening"... / <> / Lightning Lady: Did you REALLY think I'd fall for the old "trapdoor" bit? / Evil Atom: No. That's out marketing department. / Lightning Lady: You keep your marketing... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050609.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady: ...But I really need a job... / <> / Evil Atom: Excuse me. / Evil Atom's personal secretary [[on speaker]]: Sir... I did as you asked and sent the dozen red roses, diamond bracelet, and lacy undwewear to your wife. I included the note that said, "From your love stallion." / Evil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050610.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Good news, Keagan! I got a job at Evil Inc! I'm the CEO's secretary and receptionist!...Oops! Gotta go... there's a call coming in on the other line... / Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Evil Incorporated... how may I misdirect your call? / I'm sorry, Dr. Light... We do not offer... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050611.html

Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Unidentified corporate manager: We need to improve our quarterly profit margin. I sugest we start a merger rumor and drive up stock prices. / Evil Atom: That's a little dishonest, isn't it? / Unidentified corporate manager: Well... yes. ...But... / Evil Atom: You know how I feel about that, Jenkins...GET... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050613.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Evil Atom: The only department staying under budget is matenance... accounting is over by 10% / Evil Atom: And since you're evil accoutants I know that the real figure is three times as much. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, JASPER! / Jasper: <> / Evil Atom: CONFOUND IT! The trapdoor's stuck again!... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050614.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Evil Atom: UNACCEPTABLE! Every other villain has a trapdoor to send flunkies to their doom! / Yes man: Yes, Sir! / Evil Atom: How can I maintain my reputation as Evil CEO if I can't send a lackey to his death with a simple push-button trapdoor?! / Yes man: Right as always! Absolutly sir! / Evil Atom:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050615.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	[[Board meeting]] / Evil Atom: <>What's next on the agenda? / Man 1: We need to go over some budget cuts. / [[On video screeen]] / Man 1: Either we cut the research and developmenmt budget or we'll have to skip Christmas bonuses this year. / Scientist [[to another scientist, watching the proceedings... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050616.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Evil Atom: Anything else? / Secretary: The company picnic, sir. The wraiths are demanding we serve Oreos, "'cause they're good for dunking in the blood of innocents." / Evil Atom: Yeesh! Do we have to invite the Wraiths? They give me the creepy-jeebies. / Secretary: They ARE part of the customer-service... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050617.html

Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Evil Incorporated. How may i misdirect your call? / Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: The model #74-A Time Travel kit? Lemme check the troubleshooting manuel, Mr. Kang... / Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Ahhh. You still have it on default mode. Unless you change it, it will only... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050618.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	[[Voice from behind door]]: I can hear you twitching. / <>> / Brain in a jar {{Dr. Haynus}}: How did the budget meeting go? / Mr. Withering: Evil Atom's making some cuts, sir. / Brain in a jar {{Dr. Haynus}}: Fool! This company should be in the Fortune 500! But that won't happen until I oust that... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050620.html
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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Dr. Haynus: If you think you're cutting my departmental budget by twenty percent, think again! I'll crucify you at the shareholder meeting and -- / Evil Atom: Please reconsider. I'll throw in a squeaky duckie! / <> / <> / Dr. Haynus: NO! NO DUCKIE! / [[Scruffy, the dog symbiotically... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050622.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Dr. Haynus: Blast it, Professor! You must DETATCH me from this infernal cur! / Professor: Certainly, sir. I have a number of symbiotic replacements. Just let me euthanize the dog, and we... / [[Scruffy, the dog symbiotically attached to Dr. Haynus' brain, stares helplessly at the Professor with "puppy-dog... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050623.html

Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Dr. Haynus: CURSE you, Scruffy! If you ever lick ourself again in that manner, I swear to you, by the fires of hades, I'll... / Lightning Lady: Doggy! / Dr. Haynus: Permit me to introduce mysef-- / Lightning Lady: What a cute little doggy! / Lightning Lady: Hello, Smoochie doggie! Does ums know any tricks? / Dr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050624.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Dr. Haynus [[Walking alone down a hall]]: Of course! That's it! The PERFECT plan to oust Evil Atom! / Dr. Haynus: It's foolproof! / Dr. Haynus: And best of all, it can be put into effect immediatly! All I have to do is -- / [[Scruffy finds a sunbeam reflected on the carpet aand lies down in it for... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050625.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	[[Fantasy scene based on "The Fly" in which a scientist looks on in horror as a man staggers out of a huge contraption with the head of a fly.]] / Scientist: My God! The transformation! It's horrible! If the man I once knew still exists, he's changed forever! / [[Mac and Sam are greeted at the door... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050627.html
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic	Keagan: So... What's it like, being a Dad? / Mac: It's weird... I -- / Keagan: I WARNED you, man! Your life is over, right? / Mac: No. It's not like that. It's my regular life, I just do it in a new way. / Mac: I plan a little more carefully, but other than that, I do the same I always did -- only now,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050628.html

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