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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Devil is sitting behind a table with pen and paper on it. Behind him is a large logo of the EWA union. Miss Match and Lightning Lady are in front of the table.]]
/ Devil: Hiya Miss Match. Meeting starts in fifteen minutes.
/ Miss Match: I have a new recruit. / [[Devil's tail is raised by his head... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060405.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[At a union meeting]]
/ Speaker: Brothers and sisters of local 666, we are facing dire times. Our company is being forced to sell itself. / Speaker: However, this also presents a great opportunity: the union is presenting a bid to buy the company outright. / Speaker: But we're going to need strong... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060406.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: If the union buys the company, with whom will we negotiate our contract?
/ Devil: Ourselves, I guess... / Miss Match: Are we prepared for that?
/ Devil: As a matter of fact, we are... / [[The Devil is speaking to Miss Match while pointing over his shoulder to a two headed dragon named Zak... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060407.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Receptionist: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / Telephone: The sun is shining.. the birds are singing... i keep whistling a happy tune... / Telephone: I... I just don't feel like hurting anybody. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow. / Receptionist: I'll tell your supervisor you're calling in "well". http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060408.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is working at her desk. Two man-sized venus fly traps, one closed, flank a pair of doors in the background. There is some commotion going on in a pile of papers on her desk.]]
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady looks toward Memo who's on her desk.]]
/ Memo: You told me you had a plan to help me. / [[Lightning Lady moves in closer to Memo.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Sure. Let me whisper it in your ear.
/ Memo: ? [[Questioning Lightning Lady.]] / [[Lightning Lady is sitting at her desk in front of computer... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060411.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A maintenance man, holding a sheet of paper, has a cart full of computers, monitors, keyboards, etc.]]
/ Mr. Nukkel: Where are you going with those computers?! They belong HERE!
/ Maintenance Man: Got this work order: says move 'em to the library. / [[A shocked Mr. Nukkel reads the work order.]] / [[A... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060412.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Scruffy, holding a piece of paper in his mouth, sit in Dr. Muskiday's doorway. Dr. Muskiday is mixing chemicals, looking back over his shoulder.]]
/ Dr. Haynus: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
/ Dr. Muskiday: Please. We don't need trouble from V.I.M.A. / [[Both doctors are facing each other.]]
/ Dr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060413.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady stands in an ornate room full of books. In font of her is a large table and chair. On the table is a large book with Memo on it.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Well? What do you think?
/ Memo: ! [[Excited.]] / [[Lightning Lady is standing in the back.]]
/ Memo: BRILLIANT! I needed a base of operations... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060414.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Memo is on a table.]]
/ Lightning Lady: You're going to have to build your resources before you can plan any world conquests.
/ Memo: Do you really think so? / [[Memo is still talking to Lightning Lady.]]
/ Memo: I'm more of the mind to kind of build as I go. / [[Lightning Lady and Memo are facing each... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060415.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon, little "puppy love hearts" floating around his head, is leaning around Miss Match's chair. She is working at her desk.]]
/ Iron Dragon: So, have you figured out who sent you the flowers yet?
/ Miss Match: No... / [[Miss Match is walking, Iron Dragon follows.]]
/ Iron Dragon: You HAVE to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060417.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[At Evil Inc., in Miss Match's office]]
/ Miss Match: Hello, Miss Match speaking, how can I h- <<*click*>> <<*bzzzz*>> / Miss Match: Dang it! That's the fifth hang-up call I've had today! <<*brr-ring*>> <<*brr-ring*>> / Miss Match: I'm going to let this one go to voice-mail ... / [[Iron Dragon in... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060418.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon is in his cubicle, answering the phone. The sign reads Battlefield Location & Booking]]
/ Iron Dragon: Battlefield location; Iron Dragon speaking ... / [[Mauler is in his lair]]
/ Mauler: I.D. - I need a site for the weekend.
/ Iron Dragon (unseen, on phone): Sorry, pal. Everything is booked... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060419.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mauler is on the phone to Iron Dragon at Evil Inc.]]
/ [[Mauler is pacing up and down in his lair]]
/ Mauler: I don't need this! I'll just fight my foe wherever I happen to be!
/ Iron Dragon (unseen, on phone): It's your funeral. / Iron Dragon: If you end up in a populated area and injure a bystander,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060420.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mauler is on the phone to Iron Dragon at Evil Inc]]
/ Mauler: You're booking me for a six am battle? I'll have to get up at four just to prep my armor!!
/ Iron Dragon (unseen, on phone): Listen, it's a busy weekend. All the nemeses are trying to get their schemes in before the end of the fiscal year. / [[Iron... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060421.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Iron Dragon: [[Talking on phone.]] Mauler? This is Iron Dragon in Evil Inc Battlefield Locating...
/ Voice on phone: Did something open up? / [[Iron Dragon is sitting at his desk, reading information off of his computer monitor into phone.]]
/ Iron Dragon: You're in luck! I can book a fantastic abandoned... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060422.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A small television has a television reporter reading a story. Over her left shoulder is a picture of Geoffrey Barnes.]]
/ Female Reporter: More bad news for Evil Inc... Majority shareholder Geoffrey Barnes is forcing employee buyouts to boost profits. / [[A line of Evil Inc. villains waits to get to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060424.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is sitting, leaning crossed arms at a bar, and looking deeply into glass.]]
/ Evil Atom: Same again, Pete...
/ Pete: You got a "D.F" tonight, Mister Atom? / [[Evil Atom looks up at the bartender, pointing at him accusingly.]]
/ Evil Atom: I do NOT need a designated flyer, pal.
/ Pete: Nuttin'... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060425.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is sitting at a bar, pouring out his problems to the bartender.]]
/ Evil Atom: Sometimes I wonder if I should have incorporated crime at all.
/ Pete: It was a bold move, sir. / Evil Atom: Sure, but me an' Catspaw, we were doing OKAY back in the day. We were a successful super-villain team! / [[Both... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060426.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is reminiscing about his younger days.]]
/ Evil Atom: Maybe my old partner was right. / [[Catspaw and the young Evil Atom are arguing.]]
/ Catspaw: Mark my words: this "Incorporating Crime" thing ends badly. / Young Evil Atom: You wanna go on fighting HEROES for the rest of your life?
/ Catspaw:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060427.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom continues telling his story of youth.]]
/ Evil Atom: I still remember the day we parted. / [[Young Evil Atom is holding a box full of his stuff and has lifted out a ray gun. Catspaw is upset, arms crossed.]]
/ Young Evil Atom: Is this your death ray?
/ Catspaw: Keep it. / Young Evil Atom:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060428.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is leaning on the bar, staring down.]]
/ Pete: I'm gonna have to cut you off.
/ Evil Atom: How-come?? / [[A man's leg is resting on the window frame, his body outside the broken window. Only the bartender's voice is heard.]]
/ Pete: That's the third patron you've defenestrated tonight... Makes... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060429.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is standing, arms crossed, in front of Evil Inc headquarters, watching Geoffrey Barnes put up a FOR SALE sign.]]
/ Geoffrey Barnes: To SELL this place, we need to work on its CURB APPEAL. Could you go inside? / [[Both men are face to face.]]
/ Evil Atom: Do you want me to find some flowers... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060501.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[An excited Lightning Lady is grabbing Miss Match's shoulders.]]
/ Lightning Lady: ONE nice thing about the company getting sold is that some of the potential buyers are CUTE! / Miss Match: Come ON, Lightning Lady, you know you're practically married!
/ Lightning Lady: [[Hands folded, grinning.]] I know!... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060502.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match is shaking Captain Heroic's hand. Both are smiling while gritting their teeth at each other.]]
/ Miss Match: WHAT a surprise! ARE there any questions YOU have about what we're DOING in this department HERE? / [[Captain Heroic sheepishly answers Miss Match through gritted teeth.]]
/ Captain... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060503.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match walks up to Evil Atom and Captain Heroic.]]
/ Miss Match: Excuse me. Our guest has an emergency phone call. He can take it at my desk. / [[Captain Heroic holds the phone in one hand as he talks with Miss Match over his shoulder.]]
/ Miss Match: [[Angrily.]] You have a lot of explaining to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060504.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: The Legion of Justice can't buy Evil Inc! That's ridiculous!
/ Captain Heroic: Shhh. / Captain Heroic: Actually, we can. It seems that many of our members are independently wealthy. / [[Miss Match turns her back to Captain Heroic, looking over her shoulder.]]
/ Miss Match: Well, of COURSE... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is sitting at her desk talking on the phone.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you?
/ Voice on phone: What happens to my retirement if Evil Inc gets sold? / Lightning Lady: Nothing at all. It stays exactly the same as it was. / Voice on phone: Oh. / Voice on phone: So I should... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060506.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: And who is watching Oscar while you're on your mission?
/ Captain Heroic: [[Holding phone to ear while glancing toward Miss Match.]] Well... my dad. / Miss Match: Him?!
/ Captain Heroic: I TALKED to him! / [[Captain Heroic is tying his tie while speaking with his father who is holding Oscar.]]
/ Captain... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Grampa and Oscar are walking to the kitchen, grampa patting Oscar on the head with his right hand.]]
/ Oscar: Grampa, can I have ice cream for breakfast?
/ Grampa: Don't see why not. It's dairy. / [[Grampa is selecting various items from the fridge, Oscar is standing next to him]]
/ Oscar: Can I have... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060509.html |
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