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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside the Fraternal Order of Vultures building. It has the look of a classic haunted house.]] / [[Evil Atom, wearing only a towel, reaches for the sauna door. A sign on the wall reads "SAUNA RULES Wear a towel. Several if necessary."]] / [[Evil Atom opens the sauna door and watches water pour out... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061101.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and a group of gentlemen are sitting in the sauna, complaining.]]
/ Guy One: Gotta see the doctor... I have a bursitis the size of a walnut.
/ Guy Two: HA! I have a cyst in my throat the size of a grapefruit!
/ Guy Three: What I'd give for a cyst. I have a cantaloupe-sized colon tumor. / [[All... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061102.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside the Fraternal Order of Vultures Lodge.]]
/ Death Fog: [[Voice only.]] Hey, Evil Atom, did I ever tell you about how many times I beat Mr. Invincible.
/ Evil Atom: [[Voice only.]] Only about a dozen times. / [[Evil Atom and Death Fog sit in the lodge's reading room. Each man is in a wing back... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Invincible stands proudly. His information is laid out under a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: MR. INVINCIBLE]]
/ AGE: 38
/ BORN: 1968
/ HEIGHT: 6' 2"
/ WEIGHT: 180lbs.
/ FAMILY: Mother and sister. Identities withheld
/ REAL NAME: Unknown
/ ORIGIN: Since Mr. Invincible used his father's wealth to build... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061104.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Three members of the Fraternal Order of Vultures are sitting around a table playing cards.]]
/ Death Fog: Did you hear about the Black Claw?
/ Whirlie Bird: Yeah. Pity.
/ Evil Atom: What happened? / Death Fog: [[Holding three aces.]] The big "C".
/ Evil Atom: Oh. "Cancer?" / [[Evil Atom listens to Whirlie... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The card game continues at the Fraternal Order of Vultures Lodge. Rock Man is watching the game and Evil Atom is surprised at what's happening.]]
/ Death Fog: [[Excitedly showing cards.]] GIN!
/ Whirlie Bird: "Gin"?! We're not playing gin rummy! / [[Rock Man watches the confusion start.]]
/ Death Fog:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is invited into a sitting room with Noxon sitting on the couch and The Blaster in a chair.]]
/ The Blaster: Evil Atom! Come! Sit! / Evil Atom: [[Sitting on couch next to Noxon.]] I'm in no mood for wistful remembrances about the good old days of super-villainy...
/ The Blaster: We're not talking... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061108.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Death Fog: What's the matter with you? You should be ENJOYING your retirement.
/ Evil Inc: *sigh* / [[Outside the Fraternal Order of Vultures Lodge.]]
/ Death Fog: [[Voice only.]] Come on, Atom, you've got nothing to keep you from sleeping in... You've got nothing to keep you from a leisurely vacation...... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061109.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and Death Fog walk by a wall with a sign of "Fraternal Order of Vultures" and a bulletin board full of notices reading "ART & CRAFT FAIR Learn to make a macrame noose", "Victim Outreach Center When your victim is standing too far away: Ext. 2378", "Free Hearing Tests!", "The Vulture Thespians... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Iron Dragon flashes a smile while holding his hands open. His information is below a panel which says PERSONNEL FILE: IRON DRAGON.]]
/ AGE: 25
/ BORN: 1981
/ HEIGHT: 5' 10"
/ WEIGHT: 160 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Unknown
/ ORIGIN: Iron Dragon's power is his birthright. He is from a long line of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061111.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[Holding envelope in one hand while looking around.]] Excuse me, I'm looking for Evil Atom...
/ Crimson Phantom: [[Gently holding Lightning Lady's free hand.]] Enchantez! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Crimson Phantom. / Captain Lethal: [[Behind Lightning Lady.]] Am-scray, Phantom.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Excuse me, I'm trying to find... Um...
/ MegaTon Man: [[Holding Lightning Lady's forearm and kissing it.]] Ah, such a beautiful young lady...
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady meets another member of the Fraternal Order of Vultures.]]
/ Death Toll: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Death Toll, keeper of the Bell of Doom! You remind me of my wife when SHE was your age. / Lightning Lady: [[Flattered.]] Aw, how sweet!
/ Death Toll: [[Holding a picture.]] Here's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is holding a letter while interrupting another card game at the Lodge. Death Fog has his back to Lightning Lady.]]
/ Whirlie Bird: Hubba-Hubba!
/ Evil Atom: Down, boy. / [[Lightning Lady stands by the table as Evil Atom puts his cards down.]]
/ Death Fog: NOW I can see why you miss work... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside the Fraternal Order of Vultures Lodge.]]
/ Evil Atom: [[Voice only.]] What are you doing here, Lightning Lady?
/ Lightning Lady: [[Voice only.]] I have good news! / [[Lightning Lady has her arms extended and holds a sheet of paper in front of Evil Atom. In the background the Penguin is by the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Fog stands, looking nowhere. To the right is a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: DEATH FOG. Below it are his statistics.]]
/ AGE: 62
/ BORN: 1944
/ HEIGHT: 5' 11"
/ WEIGHT: 200 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Wife
/ REAL NAME: Thaddius Hornsby
/ ORIGIN: Thaddius was an astronaut whose mission was to explore a strange... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady stands behind Evil Atom as he reads the letter.]]
/ Evil Atom: [[Shocked.]] Is this for real? / Lightning Lady: I called the people who run the Nemesis Awards and they confirmed it.
/ Evil Atom: Yeah? / [[Lightning Lady has her hands on Evil Atom's shoulders. He's surrounded by a group... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Playing with the antenna of an old television.]] Come on... It's got to be here somewhere!
/ Miss Match: What are you looking for? / Captain Heroic: [[Looking at Miss Match.]] Every year the annual Nemesis awards are broadcast on a top secret frequency. Every hero in the city is trying... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: Honey, the limo's gonna be here any minute. Have you seen my good cape?
/ Mrs. Evil Atom: [[Sitting and applying her makeup at her dressing table.]] It's in the closet, dear. / Evil Atom: [[Looking over his shoulder towards Mrs. Evil Atom. She's looking back at him.]] Maybe I should have had... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Mrs. Evil Atom: The limo's here. Let's go, sweetheart.
/ Evil Atom: [[Holding pin.]] Wait! I need to put on my pin! / Mrs. Evil Atom: [[Attaching pin.]] You're wearing one of those "promote good causes" pins?
/ Evil Atom: It's for war. / Mrs. Evil Atom: [[Locking the front door as Evil Atom heads down... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The limo drives down the street with Mr. and Mrs. Evil Atom in back.]]
/ Mrs. Evil Atom: [[Voice only.]] They're really giving us the star treatment!
/ <<*RING* *RING*>>
/ Evil Atom: [[Voice only.]] Excuse me. It's the Vulture. / [[Evil Atom and his wife are sitting in the limo. Evil Atom is on his cell... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[a well dressed Crimson Phantom smiles. To the right is a panel that reads PERSONNEL FILE: CRIMSON PHANTOM with his information listed below it.]]
/ AGE: 83
/ BORN: 1924
/ HEIGHT: 5' 8"
/ WEIGHT: 120 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Wife, Ann.
/ REAL NAME: Elwood (Last name withheld)
/ ORIGIN: Elwood was a cub photographer... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is exiting the limo at the Nemesis Awards. Television, print, and radio reporters, along with Super-Villain fans, are held back by velvet ropes. About half of the reporters have been wiped by Killer Croc as he walked down the red carpet.]]
/ Evil Atom: Look at this, Kate! The RED CARPET!
/ Award... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061127.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The unseen announcer is introducing Bad Bug who is walking down the stairs onto the stage where the Nemesis Award presenters and winners will soon be seen.]]
/ Unseen Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your host for the Annul Nemesis Awards... / Bad Bug: [[Holding microphone in hand.]] Wow! What a year... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Welcome to the Nemmy Awards, where we celebrate the year's best in evil... / It's been an outstanding year for crime. In fact, many of our colleagues are out standing in a prison yard trading Grodd-knows-what for cigarettes. / He's bombing. Give him the "Hook."
/ Take Dr. Zap... Thwarted three for... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Spite stands at the microphone holding her award.]]
/ Spite: You hate me! You really hate me!
/ Narration Box: Best New Super-Villainess Award / Spite: [[Pointing thumb upwards.]] Well, first and foremost, I have to thank the big guy. All glory and honor goes to him! / [[Looking down to the stage from... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside the auditorium hosting the Nemmy Awards. Looking down towards the stage.]]
/ Unseen Announcer: Here to present the nominations for Best Underwater Sneak Attack... / [[Text box above the presenters shows what the Unseen Announcer is saying.]]
/ Unseen Announcer: "Grey Gargantuan and Vampette..."
/ Grey... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Toll points toward the design on his shirt. To the right is a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: DEATH TOLL with his details below it.]]
/ AGE: 89
/ BORN: 1917
/ HEIGHT: 5' 7"
/ WEIGHT: 145 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown.
/ REAL NAME: Chauncy Betlebaum
/ PARTNERSHIPS: None
/ ORIGIN: He was chosen by a mystical... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Unseen Announcer introduces Death Bird who is seen from the back, onstage and bathed in the studio lights.]]
/ Unseen Announcer: Death Bird will present the Lifetime Achievement Award. / [[A flat-screen monitor next to Death Bird displays apartment buildings in Brooklyn.]]
/ Death Bird: In 1945,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Bird continues speaking while the flat-screen monitor displays a 1953 newspaper.]]
/ Death Bird: In 1953, the Atomic Energy Act had the country fixated on nuclear power. / [[Mr. and Mrs. Evil Atom and the audience watch a video of Evil Atom speaking on the monitor. Death Bird stands by quietly.]]
/ Evil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061205.html |
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