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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady, Iron Dragon, and Miss Match are sitting in a car. Miss Match is talking on the car phone.]]
/ Miss Match: Are you in, Muskiday?
/ Voice on phone: [[Dr. Muskiday.]] I'm at the alarm control panel. / [[Dr. Muskiday stands in front of a control panel who's door is open. Under it is a bag... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A giant robotic jet dragon flies toward the front of the bank. On the back of the dragon are Iron Dragon, Miss Match, Lightning Lady, and Dr. Muskiday.]]
/ Iron Dragon: Thank you for flying Iron Dragon air... / [[Iron Dragon, Miss Match, Lightning Lady, and Dr. Muskiday are inside the bank, walking... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070111.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady heads for the vault as Miss Match tells Dr. Muskiday and Iron Dragon what to do.]]
/ Miss Match: Okay, spread out and watch for trouble. / [[Lightning Lady is at the vault controls. She is creating a spark to open the door.]]
/ Miss Match: [[Text only in narration box.]] "Lightning Lady's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Franklin Woodrow stands with his hand on his chest. To the right is a bar which reads "PERSONNEL FILE: FRANKLIN WOODROW" with his statistics below it.]]
/ AGE: 61
/ BORN: 1945
/ HEIGHT: 5' 8"
/ WEIGHT: 130 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Franklin Woodrow
/ ORIGIN: This master mechanic saw a tremendous... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: [[Talking into walkie-talkie.]] Red alert! We have a cape in the building! / Lightning Lady: [[Taking money out of a safe deposit box. The bag on the floor has money in it. She responds into her headset.]] I need more time. Is it the law or an outlaw? / [[Miss Match peeks around the corner... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: [[Talking into walkie-talkie.]] I sent the boys in to deal with Commander Heroic.
/ Voice on Walkie-Talkie. [[Lightning Lady's voice.]] How are they doin'? / Miss Match: [[Talking into walkie-talkie while looking around the corner.]] Well... I have to say... They're really working like a... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Commander Heroic holds Dr. Muskiday by the collar, demanding answers. Lightning Lady's hand touches his shoulder zapping the Commander.]]
/ Commander Heroic: Tell me who you're working for, or so help me I'll ~~
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: Ok, team, let's scram before he wakes up. / [[Miss Match has her back to Iron Dragon who is looking at Dr. Muskiday.]]
/ Dr. Muskiday: [[Holding bag.]] Wait. This bag is EMPTY! / [[Lightning Lady and Miss Match look toward Iron Dragon and Dr. Muskiday.]]
/ Iron Dragon: [[Confused.]] What... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: Did Cap say if our reverse-heist worked?
/ Lightning Lady: [[Sitting behind her desk.]] He's meeting with the accountant now. / Lightning Lady: I still don't get it. How does our sneaking a hundred-thousand bucks into some charity's bank account save Evil Inc?
/ Miss Match: I'll have to ask... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Accountant is sitting with his fingers together. To the right is a panel that reads PERSONNEL FILE: THE ACCOUNTANT which has his biography under it.]]
/ AGE: 345
/ BORN: Unknown
/ HEIGHT: 6' 1"
/ WEIGHT: 145 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Lost in the sands of time. Maybe Eddie.
/ ALIAS: Vlad the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside Captain Heroic's office. He's behind his desk reading the newspaper which has an article headed "Big Loss for Evil Inc." and a chart showing a declining profit line. Lightning Lady stands on the other side of the desk.]]
/ Lightning Lady: More bad news, Cap... / Captain Heroic: Ugh. What now?
/ Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Reading a file.]] What do we give a retiring henchman? A gold detonation device?
/ Lightning Lady: We GIVE him a pension. / Captain Heroic: Ah. How much?
/ Lightning Lady: Twenty-eight million dollars a year. / [[Outside the Evil Inc. building.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Voice only. Screaming.]]... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: We have to give a henchman a twenty-eight-million-dollar pension?!
/ Lightning Lady: It gets worse. / Lightning Lady: The pension plan was established in 1986, and it was supposed to be invested in blue-chip stocks. / Lightning Lady: [[Speaking to Captain Heroic.]] Unfortunately, due... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic and Lighting Lady walk by a row of vending machines.]]
/ Captain Heroic: So we have a retiring henchman, set to draw a twenty-eight-million-dollar annual pension, and we don't have ANY money in the pension fund...
/ Lightning Lady: I didn't say we didn't have ANY money. / [[Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Sitting behind his desk.]] If this henchman retires and claims his pension, it's going to bankrupt Evil Inc.
/ Lightning Lady: Yes. / Lightning Lady: We can assign him to one more job before he retires, though.
/ Captain Heroic: Are you suggesting we send him on a suicide mission so... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ram holds a noose while wagging his finger. To the right is a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: RAM with his biography below it.]]
/ AGE: Unknown
/ BORN: Unknown
/ HEIGHT: 6' 3"
/ WEIGHT: 300 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Ram, the eternal spirit of revenge.
/ ALIAS: Ram has used many human hosts over... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070127.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic sits at his desk as Lightning Lady shows the henchman into the office.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Sir, this is Abe Vitale, the oldest living henchman.
/ Abe Vitale: You can call me "3." / Captain Heroic: [[Seated. Looking at Abe Vitale and speaking excitedly.]] Hey! Didn't you guard the door... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Arm on Abe's shoulder, smiling.]] We've planed a special presentation to celebrate your retirement.
/ Abe Vitale: Oh, how nice, I ~~
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady stands at the top of an auditorium filled with villains. A banner which says RETIREMENT PARTY crosses the auditorium.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Ladies and gentlemen... Please welcome Abe Vitale, the oldest living henchman! / [[Captain Heroic arm is around Abe's shoulders. On the other end... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070131.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Abe Vitale stands on stage behind a podium, speaking to the villain filled auditorium.]]
/ Abe Vitale: I was one of the first employees hired here at Evil Inc... But I wasn't hired as a henchman. / Abe Vitale: Superhuman Resources gave me the proficiency test to see if I qualified to work as a henchman. / Abe... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Abe Vitale continues to speak behind a podium.]]
/ Abe Vitale: As a henchman, I've lived every day as if it's my last... Being so close to retirement is almost surreal. / Abe Vitale: When I think of all the death rays that came my way... Every tmie a villain took out his frustration on me... Every... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Elwyn Leonard stands saluting. On the right is a panel reading PERSONNEL FILE: GOON SQUAD with his information below it.]]
/ AGE: 42
/ BORN: 1965
/ HEIGHT: 6' 1"
/ WEIGHT: 300 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Elwyn Leonard
/ ALIAS: Hey! Hey, YOU!
/ ORIGIN: Elwyn was a lifelong goon who worked for several... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic is walking down the sidewalk about to turn the corner of a building. He is talking on a cell phone.]]
/ Voice on phone: Cap, this is Mr. Invincible. We need to talk about how Evil Inc's downturn is affecting the Legion of Justice.
/ Captain Heroic: Aw. What now?
/ [[A few out of work super... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside the Love Motel, which offers hourly rates. Voice of Mr. Incredible is heard from within.]]
/ Mr. Incredible: [[Voice only.]] If Evil Inc doesn't start turning a profit soon, it might be the end of the Legion of Justice! / [[Captain Heroic listens to Mr. Incredible, who is sitting on a heart... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic listens to Mr. Incredible.]]
/ Mr. Incredible: Buying Evil Inc has been a financial nightmare! Honestly, we were better off with Evil Atom! / Mr. Incredible: If things don't turn around soon, it's going to cause the end of the Legion. / Mr. Incredible: Last night, the Green Goliath... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070207.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Mr. Incredible: We're in rough shape, Cap. The Legion hasn't been able to pay its members in months.
/ Captain Heroic: Is it really THAT bad? / [[A line of super heroes stretches around the block of the Supe Kitchen. The heroes are in line to see a man standing in front of a box of coal.]]
/ Narration... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic holds the nose of a jet to stop it from crashing.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Text in thought bubble.]] I thought having the Legion buy Evil Inc would be a good thing. / [[Captain Heroic grabs a lion, saving a woman.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Text in thought bubble.]] I thought I'd make it harder... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Fabulous looks to the left quietly. To the left is a panel which says PERSONNEL FILES: MR. FABULOUS with his information listed below.]]
/ REAL NAME: Dirk Degrassi
/ ORIGIN: Mild-mannered Dirk Degrassi stumbled upon a mysterious elixir that gives him amazing super-powers for a limited length of time.
/ POWERS:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Opening door to enter his office.]] Hold my calls for an hour, please.
/ Lightning Lady: [[Looking over her shoulder.]] Are you ok, Cap? / Captain Heroic: [[Opening window.]] I'm a little overwhelmed right now.
/ Lightning Lady: Whatcha gonna do? / [[Captain Heroic peeks in the Evil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside the Evil Inc. Day Care Ziwwa is constructing buildings out of blocks as a girl walks by.]] / [[The girl admires Ziwwa's work as he builds them higher.]] / [[She angrily stomps all over the buildings, destroying them and causing Ziwwa to cry.]] / [[Ziwwa glares over his shoulder as she dances... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070213.html |
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