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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside Evil Inc. Day Care. Trever's mom, who runs the daycare, is holding a giant card toward the children.]]
/ Trever's Mom: Boys and girls, does anyone know what this letter is?
/ Group of kids: "S!" / Trever's Mom: Does anyone know a word that starts with an "S"?
/ Child: [[Voice only.]] Snake! / Boy... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ziwwa points toward Oscar as they spend their day in the Evil Inc daycare.]]
/ Ziwwa: You're weird. / Ziwwa: [[Continuing to talk to Oscar.]] You don't play the same games we do... You don't have powers... You're just weird! / [[Oscar responds to Ziwwa as he watches a well-armored biped hold a non-detailed... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic is flying while holding Oscar.]]
/ Oscar: Dad... The other kids scare me. They call me weird. / Captain Heroic: Oscar... You have to understand... In a way, they're frightened of YOU.
/ Oscar: Of ME?
/ Captain Heroic: Yep. Sometimes, to understand people, you have to think of what YOU... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ziwwa holds a block as he gazes to the right. On the right is a panel which says PERSONNEL FILES: ZIWWA with his biographical information below it.]]
/ AGE: 4
/ BORN: 2003
/ HEIGHT: 4'
/ WEIGHT: 75 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Withheld
/ REAL NAME: Ziwwa
/ ORIGIN: Ziwwa was hatched as a result of an asexual reproductive... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic enters his office's waiting area and is greeted by Lightning Lady who is behind her desk.]]
/ Lightning Lady: You certainly look chipper today. / Lightning Lady: Whatever you did yesterday, it must have done you some good.
/ Captain Heroic: I feel great! Any messages? / [[Captain Heroic... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Holding sheet of paper.]] How are we losing all these villains?
/ Lightning Lady: Most of them think we're gonna be bankrupt. / Captain Heroic: *sigh* Where are they all going?
/ Lightning Lady: That's a good question? / [[Mr. Threat looks over a cubicle wall at the person who is clutching... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dane: [[Holding coffee mug.]] Have you met the new guy in accounting?
/ Man: [[Filling cup from water cooler.]] Ted Blake? / Dane: No, THIS guy goes by the name of "Threat." No first name ~~ just "Mr. Threat." Wears boots. Sneers a lot. Used to be a super-villain at Evil Inc.
/ Man: Haven't met him. / Mr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Threat leans over Tad's cubicle wall, asking him something.]]
/ Mr. Threat: Tad, may I borrow your stapler?
/ Tad: [[Passing stapler.]] Sure. / [[Tad gets back to working on the computer as Mr. Threat staples something.]]
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A man and woman are in a cubicle talking about Mr. Threat.]]
/ Woman: [[Standing.]] Have you seen the new guy yet? The guy with the cape?
/ Man: [[Sitting at his desk.]] Boy have I. / Woman: He refuses to do any work... Doesn't even seem to know what we DO here... Belittles anyone who asks him a question...... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat looks down. To the right is a banner which reads PERSONNEL FILE: MISTER THREAT and below it are his vital statistics.]]
/ AGE: 30
/ BORN: 1977
/ HEIGHT: 6' 1"
/ WEIGHT: 175 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Ralph Czernowiczyk
/ ORIGIN: Ralph was a small-time thug who won the Evil Inc Power... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat joins two men standing around the water cooler talking about sports.]]
/ Man One: ...And then ~~ BINGO! ~~ A three-pointer at the buzzer.
/ Man two: I know! / [[Man one turns to talk to Mister Threat while man two watches.]]
/ Man One: ...So... Uh... Mister Threat... Did you catch the game... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside the Consolidated Insurance Inc. building where the voice of Mister Threat is heard talking to the help desk person.]]
/ Mister Threat: [[Voice only.]] Hello, help desk? My computer crashed.
/ Voice on Phone: Is the computer plugged in? / [[Mister Threat is sitting at his desk, angrily talking... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A superior to Mister Threat surprises him in his cubicle.]]
/ Man: Mister Threat, may I see you in my office, please?
/ Mister Threat: [[Startled. He's spinning around to see who is speaking to him.]] Huh?! Wha~? / Mister Threat: [[Slumped down in his chair.]] *sigh* Okay. / [[Mister Threat stands... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat is seated inside his supervisor's office. The door is closed.]]
/ Mister Threat: Me? Fired?! Impossible! On what grounds?! / Supervisor: [[Sitting behind his desk.]] We do have a company policy against creating a hostile workplace.
/ Mister Threat: Are you accusing me of sexual harassment?!! / [[Mister... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070301.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat sits in his supervisor's office, listening.]]
/ Supervisor: [[Seated behind his desk.]] I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. / [[His supervisor listens to the response.]]
/ Mister Threat: Let ME go? I'm going to have to let YOU go! / Supervisor: [[Shouting angrily.]] You don't... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070302.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Character description panel, Moonpuppy to the furthest left of description]] / Age: 4
/ Born: 2003
/ Height: 3'6""
/ Weight: 45 Lbs. / Real Name: Prince / Origin: As the eldest son of the King of the Moondogs, Prince has been bestowed the Mighty Fido Jewel. / Powers: The jewel holds phenomenal power... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070303.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus reading the paper]]
/ Haynus: We've got to stop Captain Heroic before he ruins Evil Inc! / [[Dr. Haynus sitting on paper]]
/ Haynus: I didnt want to do this, but... *sigh* / [[Haynus looking to door as Dr. Muskiday walks in]]
/ Haynus: Did you read today's newspaper?
/ Muskiday: Um. No / [[Dr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070305.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus sitting on desk looking down on Dr. Muskiday]]
/ Haynus: If we don't act soon, there's not going to -be- an Evil Inc. / [[Close up on Haynus's brain]]
/ Haynus: We need... Her. / [[Outside view of main building of Evil Inc]]
/ Muskiday: HER?!
/ Haynus: I know. But this is war. / [[View of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070306.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mrs. Louise up close with Emily in distance]]
/ Emily: Dr. Haynus is here to see you.
/ Mrs. Louise: You -know- better then that, Emily. / [[Profile shot of Emily]]
/ Emily: Yes, Ma'am. I -told- him. But he begged. ...then rolled over... / [[Return to first panel shot with Haynus on floor]]
/ Mrs. Louise:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070307.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Haynus/Louise profile shot with Mrs. Louise aiming blaster at Haynus's brain]]
/ Haynus: Please. you know you can't. / [[Scruffy licking Mrs. Louise's hand]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070308.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Haynus in background with Mrs. Louise in foreground]]
/ Mrs. Louise: I'll never forgive you for what you did to my dog, Milton.
/ Haynus: I had no choiec. We've been -over- this! / [[Small cap window, profile shot of Haynus]]
/ Haynus: I was badly injured when those chemicals exploded in my lab. It was... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070309.html |
| Personnel File: Bernadette Louise | [[Character description with Mrs. Louise on the far right weilding a blaster angerily]] / Age: 40
/ Born: 1967
/ Height: 5'4"
/ Weight: 150 Lbs. / Real Name: Bernadette Louise / Origin: Bernadette was married to Dr. Milton Haynus before the tragic accident that transformed him into the state he is in... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070310.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Profile shot of Dr. Haynus facing Mrs. Louise in her office]]
/ Haynus: We need to put our past behind us right now, Bernadette, we-
/ Mrs. Louise: Milton! / [[Mrs. Louise closing her office door looking back at Dr. Haynus]]
/ Mrs. Louise: You know better then to call me by my first name. / [[Dr. Haynus... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070312.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus standing beside Mrs. Louise talking]]
/ Haynus: Louise, I have a plan to save Evil Inc from that dolt, Captain Heroic.
/ Mrs. Louise: Forget it, Milton, I... I... / [[Scruffy gives her big cute puppy dog eyes]] / [[Mrs. Louise looking down holding Scruffy's chin]]
/ Mrs. Louise: I have to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Top down shot over street. Dr. Haynus walking beside parked car and parking meter with Mrs. Louise at his side]]
/ Haynus: So...everything is in place?
/ Mrs. Louise: Yes...and it might just work, too. / [[Haynus looking up from Mrs. Louise's side]]
/ Haynus: A compliment? Careful, you might slip and... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070314.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mrs. Louise sitting to the left on a park bench with Haynus/Scruffy wagging furiously beside her]]
/ Haynus: Admit it... you missed me. / [[Close up profile of Mrs. Louise looking down on Haynus/Scruffy]]
/ Mrs. Louise: We're not getting back together. I just can't get past what you did to my puppy.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070315.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Haynus/Scruffy looking at Mrs. Louise on park bench with long background of park setup]]
/ Haynus: Come on, Bernadette... just consider it. I know we can never have a physical relationship, but I miss you so... / [[Close up of Mrs. Louise]]
/ Mrs. Louise: *sigh* ...Milton...
/ Haynus: Yes... / [[Round... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070316.html |
| Personnel File: Slort | [[Personnel File: Slort]] / Age: 4
/ Born: 2003
/ Height: 2'
/ Weight: 23 Lbs. / Real Name: Slort / Origin: Slort, an inter-dimensional demon, was conjured into existence by his father, a warlock who cast a spell which granted Slort powers over the dead. / Partnerships: None. / History: Slort and the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Scruffy/Haynus sitting to the left of Mrs. Louise with some paper in his mouth]]
/ Haynus: I -still- don't understand the need for an invoice.
/ Mrs. Louise: Trust me. It would be -more- suspicious not to have a paper trail. / [[Haynus putting the paper into the file cabinet with Mrs. Louise in background]]
/ Mrs.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070319.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Memo landing in Lady Lightnings hair as a paper airplane]] / [[Lady Lightening talking in all panels with memo]]
/ Lady Lightening: Hiya, Memo... What's up?
/ Memo: Dr. Haynus is planning a major movement. / Lady Lightening: Its okay. He's paper-trained. / [[Bubble comic throwing awkard pun silence]] / Memo:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070320.html |
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