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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Panel shows view of Evil Inc Archive doors with voice coming through]] / L. Lady: So, you're saying their scheme involves cap's dad? / [[Memo and L. Lady with shelves in background]] / Memo: Yes. CMDR. Heroic / L. Lady: But how? / [[Close up on Memo]] / Memo: That's unclear. But I need to know as much...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[L. Lady and Memo in archives, with L. Lady tapping on a keyboard]] / L. Lady: We've been searching newspaper archives for hours. What are we looking for? / Memo: I'll know it when I -see- it. / [[Ditto]] / L. Lady: Say, can you actually "see" stuff? You don't have eyes. / Memo: -Sure- I do. / [[Ditto]] / Memo:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[L. Lady looking at the computer screen]] / L. Lady: What -are- we looking for? / [[Close up on Memo]] / Memo: According to my archives, he started his newspaper column in 1964, when superheroes and supervillians first came on the scene in Fairmount City. / [[Close of up L. Lady looking at screen with...
Personnel File: Freaks [[Personnel Files: Freaks]] / Freaks: Tend to have various mutations and aberrations that make them particularly useful in lab work. Many tend to have extra apeendages ~ such as extra arms ~ and they do not over-react to gaining new mutations ~ like a telescoping eye stalk ~ as a result of exposure to...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[L. Lady standing at the front door of columnist Cal Cornley with Memo in hand]] / Memo: You sure this is the place? / L. Lady: Only one way to know for sure. / <> / [[Cal opening the door with close up on L. Ladies face]] / Cal: ...Yes? / L. Lady: I'm looking for a gossip columnist... Cal...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Cal in background sitting on his couch with L. Lady reviewing his history of columns]] / L. Lady: Your gossip covered super-heroes? / Cal: Yes, my dear... / [[View of pointed top building flying flag, Cal's workplace]] / -Current Cal-: "...It was a grand age..." / Cal's Boss: Cal! We can't run this photo...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Current Cal narrating the flash back in a pop-caption]] / Cal: Of course, by the sixties, my job had changed considerably. / [[Cal talking on phone at his desk looking confused]] / Phone: He's your "ward"? What -is- a ward, anyway? / Cal: Hello? Hello? / [[Paper boy walks in talking to Cal wielding...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Present day Cal talking while about to drink some tea]] / Cal: Right up to the day I retired, I loved everything of being a super-hero-gossip columnist. / [[View of Cal's workplace with super-heroes flying around the vicinity]] / Boss: Cal, you've got twenty minutes to file that piece on the affair...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady, Cal Cornley, and the Note are in Cal's kitchen when the memory finishes.]] / Cal Cornley: So...aside from a trip down memory lane, what brings you here? / The Note: Tell us about Cmdr. Heroic / Cal Cornley: Well, there was that "Blind Item" I ran about him some years back. / [[A snippet...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic {{Personnel File: Cal Cornley}} / Personnel File: Cal Cornley / Age: 79 / Born: 1928 / Height: 5'8" / Weight: 160 lbs. / Real Name: Calvin C. Cornley / Origin: Cal was hired by the Fairmount Bulletin at the age of 18 to write a gossip column based on the lives of the city's burgeoning meta-human population. / Partnerships:...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic is flying through the air, holding Oscar out in front of him]] / Oscar: You know how you told me I shouldn't hit someone after they hit me? / Captain Heroic: ...Yeah? / [[Captain Heroic is now flying forward, holding Oscar against his chest.]] / Oscar: Preston hit me. / Captain Heroic:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar [[Oscar marches through a doorway, all smiles, carrying a hero cape, with Miss Match in the center, turning to look at him, and Captain Heroic at the bottom right.]] / Oscar: Is today my birthday? / Miss Match: Nope. Six more days. / [[Oscar looks upward at Miss Match {{off panel}}]] / Oscar: Will I get...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar [[Oscar marches through a doorway, all smiles, carrying a hero cape, with Miss Match in the center, turning to look at him, and Captain Heroic at the bottom right.]] / Oscar: Is today my birthday? / Miss Match: Nope. Six more days. / [[Oscar looks upward at Miss Match {{off panel}}]] / Oscar: Will I get...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Oscar stands still, glancing to his right.]] / [[Still standing still, Oscar glances to his left.]] / [[Oscar points to the sky, smiling at the reader.]] / Oscar: Up and away! / [[Oscar jumps into the air, assuming a flying pose.]] / [[Oscar grits his teeth, flapping his arms with his knees tucked...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Oscar stands with his hands in an questioning manner, with Miss Match looking at him.]] / Oscar: How come I don't have super-powers yet? / Miss Match: Oh, Oscar, dear... / [[Oscar stands, with his left hand on his head, centered in the panel.]] / Oscar: Today, Electro Lad was chasing me all over the...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match are in their kitchen, at the sink.]] / Captain Heroic: Our son wants a super-power. / Miss Match: I know...I know... / [[Captain Heroic stares at the back of Miss Match as she holds a dish.]] / Captain Heroic: You remember what the doctor said...His meta-gene might not kick...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic paces behind his desk, with Lightning Lady seated in front of it.]] / Captain Heroic: All the company clocks are broken. It's 2 o'clock and they all read seven. / [[Lightning Lady sits in a chair in the middle of the panel.]] / Lightning Lady: Oh. That's because Evil Atom had all the...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Ms. Amazing and Commander Heroic stand in front of the door to the house of Captain Heroic, Miss Match, and Oscar. Captain Heroic is just visible, opening the door. Oscar is waving to Ms. Amazing and Commander Heroic through the door. Ms. Amazing is shouting with her left hand cupped around her mouth.]] / Ms....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Ms. Amazing and Captain Heroic stand in the foreground of the panel, while Commander Heroic "flies" Oscar around the background by carrying him in his hands. Feet are still on the ground at this point.]] / Ms. Amazing: When ARE we going to meet Emma's parents? / [[Captain Heroic is show alone in this...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Miss Match is standing, holding a birthday cake on a plate. Captain Heroic is also present.]] / Miss Match: Where are the birthday candles? / Captain Heroic: Huh? / [[Captain Heroic slaps his head, exasperated, as Miss Match presents the birthday cake.]] / Miss Match: I asked you to buy birthday candles...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Commander Heroic and Captain Heroic are talking in the kitchen, while Captain Heroic is doing the dishes.]] / Commander Heroic: Is Oscar getting a super-power for his birthday? / Captain Heroic: We're gonna wait. / [[Captain Heroic is facing Commander Heroic while wiping off a dish.]] / Captain Heroic:...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Oscar is standing with his hands clasped together, underneath a banner that probably reads "Happy Birthday", surrounded by open boxes, wearing a strained expression on his face.]] / Oscar: Thanks everybody. Thanks Grammy and Grampa. / [[Oscar is walking hunched over, arms hanging loosely at his sides.]] / Oscar:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Lady Lightning: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Lady Lightning: I'm sorry, we've discontinued our program for repeat customers. / Lady Lightning: However we do offer a rewards program for people who use our hand-held torture devices. Are you interested? / Lady Lightning: Very good. That's...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[A top-down view of Miss Match and Captain Heroic talking in a room of the house, maybe the living room.]] / Miss Match: THEY SHOULD HAVE CHECKED WITH US BEFORE THEY HAD THAT THING DELIVERED! / [[Captain Heroic is scratching his head in thought, and Miss Match is looking concerned.]] / Captain Heroic:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic is looking furiously at Ms. Amazing and Commander Heroic. Ms. Amazing appears to feel a little guilty.]] / Captain Heroic: WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO US ABOUT THIS? / Commander Heroic: Listen, son... / [[Oscar is grinning at the reader while pressing a button on the wrist panel of his suit,...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Oscar is flying above Captain Heroic and Commander Heroic, grinning widely.]] / Commander Heroic: Before you say anything...I had Tim Peraino build the suit... / [[Oscar is now in line with a cloud in the background, as Commander Heroic narrates over-top.]] / Commander Heroic [off-panel]: "...He did...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Oscar is flying upside-down, while Captain Heroic and Miss Match watch from below.]] / Captain Heroic: THAT'S MY BOY! / Oscar: Look, Dad! I can fly upside-down! / [[Oscar hovers in front of Captain Heroic and Miss Match.]] / Captain Heroic: Maybe we'd better get you fitted for a cape. / Oscar: No thanks....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Miss Match is standing beside Captain Heroic as he's wiping down a dish.]] / Miss Match: We agreed we wouldn't do this... / Captain Heroic: Do what? / [[Miss Match is standing in front of the doorway to another room in the house, with Captain Heroic in front of her, just visible in the panel.]] / Miss...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Personnel File: Oscar's Super Suit. Oscar is shown flying in the suit in the right of the panel, the excitement of the situation written all over his face. To the left is the actual information regarding the card.]] / Oscar's Super Suit / The Suit: Oscar's super-powered armor was a gift from his paternal...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic HOW DO YOU LIKE PATROL? / THIS IS GREAT! / REMEMBER OUR RULE: YOU SCOOT HOME AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE. / OK. / THIS IS OUR STAKE-OUT FOR THE NIGHT. / IS THERE A LOT OF VILLAIN ACTIVITY AT ICE-CREAM STANDS? / NOT SINCE I CAME TO TOWN
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Commander Heroic and Oscar, in his new suit of armor, are flying with the city in the background.]] / Oscar: Thanks for taking me on patrol! / [[More flying, except now the clouds are in the background.]] / Oscar: How will we know when evil is around? / [[Dark Hood appears, driving a large octopoid...
 

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