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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms.Match emerges from within an energy field]] / [[Ms.Match finds herself in an alien landscape]]
/ / Ms.Match: Whoa... This is warped. / [[Ms.Match is surprised by the voice of Capt Heroic from behind her]]
/ / Capt Heroic: No. You were warped. / [[Capt Heroic holds two glasses of champagne]]
/ /... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070530.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms.Match and Capt Heroic stand on a balcony overlooking Beta Ten. A server droid offers a plate of fruit]]
/ / Ms.Match: I... I don't know what to say... / Capt Heroic: You only need to know five words here: "yes", "no", "more", "less", and "ahhhhhhh". / [[The server droid extends a tendril]]
/ / Server... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070531.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Capt Heroic: So what do you feel like? / Ms. Match: I feel like a princess I guess. / / Capt Heroic: Heh. You misunderstand. It's dinnertime. What would you like? / Ms. Match: Something hot and spicy.. / / Capt Heroic: Me, too! / Ms. Match: So... you tell me. What do I feel like? / [[Ms. Match kisses... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070601.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Scene of Evil Atom entering Beezle Pub from previous comic]]
/ / : Evil Inc. Personnel File: Beezle Pub.
/ / : Beelze Pub, "The place where everyone knows your alias"(R), was the brainchild of ex-super-villain Frank Mulrooney. Mulrooney, also known as the Rocket Raider, opened the secret hang-out after... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070602.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic and Ms.Match ride a magic carpet to an outdoor restaurant on a tropical island]]
/ / Capt Heroic: You and your spicy food. I took the liberty of reserving a private island that serves Zanthian cuisine. I think you'll be pleased. / Ms.Match: Is it spicy? / [[Having landed Capt Heroic and... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070604.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match and Capt Heroic sit at a fancy dinner table on a tropical island]]
/ / Ms.Match: How much did all this cost? / Capt Heroic: Don't worry. / / Ms. Match: But you chose to be paid according to Evil Inc's lowest base pay ~ Typically reserved for henchmen and hostages. / Capt Heroic: Pfft. Eat... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070605.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic and Ms. Match walk hand in hand along a beach]]
/ / Capt Heroic: If it will help you relax, this entire evening is on the house. / / Ms. Match: A second Mortgage?! Are you out of your mind?! / Capt Heroic: Heh. Bad choice of words. It's on Evil Inc. / / Ms. Match: Sweetie... That's dishonest,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070606.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A robot carries a suitcase in the background]]
/ / Ms. Match: Aww, do we have to go home? / Capt Heroic: 'Fraid so. But we can come back. / / Ms. Match: But... Stealing money from company funds to pay for all this...? / / Capt Heroic: You said it yourself... I accept much less pay then the preceding... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070607.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Ms. Match: There's something I noticed last night as we were sharing a late-night drink. / / Ms. Match: You... Have got a little villain in you... / Capt Heroic: We were drinking tequila. I thought it was a worm. / [[A voice gurgles up from Capt Heroic's stomach]]
/ / Caterpillar Commando: You haven't... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070608.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Soon...Soon the city will tremble in fear of me -- the one they once cast aside! / They'll rue the day they turned thier backs on me -- me! The greatest of them all! / Soon they will all bow down before me -- thier true master!!
/ Very good. Now listen and repeat... / ...you should never come here,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070609.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dark Hood: Soon... Soon the city will tremble in fear of me ~ the one they once cast aside! / / Dark Hood: They'll rue the day they turned their backs on me ~ me! the greatest of them all! / [[Dark Hood continues to monologue from his atop castle hide out as a recorded voice instructs him]]
/ / Dark... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070611.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dark Hood: Soon it will be too late to stop my insidious plans! I'll... I'll... / / Dark Hood: >sigh< / [[Dark Hood paces in frustration]]
/ / Dark Hood: I know these monologues are a tradition, but I just can't get the hang talking to myself! / / Dark Hood: Where is that henchman I ordered?! He... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070612.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dark Hood: Lightning Lady! What are you doing here?! / Lightning Lady: Louise gave me the assignment. / / Lightning Lady: If you'd rather work with someone el ~ Hey! You know my name?!? / / Dark Hood: You're in a leather bustier with a lightning bolt on it. / / Dark Hood: You're either a "Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070613.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood speaks with Bernadette at Evil Inc over the phone]]
/ / Bernadette: Not satisfied with a henchman? I'm very sorry about that, sir... / / Bernadette: Since you already made partial payment upfront, please feel free to do away with the henchman with any standard death ray. / / Dark Hood: What... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070614.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Can't you just send a replacement henchman? I'll send this one back. / The only guy available tonight is Ed haynie.
/ ok, send him. / well, he's just finishing up a gig with Green Goblin. He's scheduled to be done by three, but he might have to work u.t. / You mean "o.t."?
/ "U.t." ... "until thwar... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070615.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm y-- / Irate caller: Mind your tongue, insolent wretch! / / Irate caller: When in my homeland of Japan, I was the first with the genius to remove one of the digits of my foot and replace it... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070616.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood points to a diagram of an attack plan]]
/ / Dark Hood: We're going to hover over the city in the Death Blimp and threaten to release a dangerous gas unless our demands are met. / Lightning Lady: Amazing! / / Dark Hood: Well, Thank you. I'm quite proud of. / Lightning Lady: No... Amazing... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070618.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood and Lightning Lady prepare to take off from Dark Hood's castle in a blimp]]
/ / Dark Hood: Ready for lift-off. Release ballast. / / Lightning Lady: Aye-aye, captain. / Dark Hood: What?! / Lightning Lady: Um. Why are we using a blimp? / / Dark Hood: Evil Inc said this vehicle offers excellent... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070619.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood's blimp hovers over the city]]
/ / Dark Hood: Attention, citizens... / [[A crowd of onlookers gazes up at the blimp]]
/ / Dark Hood: Unless my demands are met, I will release this gas which will leave each of you intellectually incommensurate! / / Crowd: Woo-hoo! / Dark Hood: >sigh< / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}}... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070620.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood speaks with the city Mayor from his blimp]]
/ / Mayor: Yes I did, but I walked, mostly. / Dark Hood: No, Mayor... "Ransom." My demands for money. / / Mayor: Just help me understand: the gas you're threatening to release over the city... It decreases a person's "ICWA"? / Dark Hood: >Sigh<... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070621.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood and Lightning Lady fly away from the city in Dark Hood's blimp]]
/ / Dark Hood: This was a total bust. Let's go back. / Lightning Lady: Aye, captain. / / Dark Hood: Stop saying that! My name is Dark Hood! / / Lightning Lady: We're on a ship and you're in control... You're the captain. /... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070622.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / / Customer: This is Doctor Psycho! I bought the package of twenty-four bottles of that new poison of yours: "Luvineew." / Lightning Lady: Doc, I'm in a hurry. Could you, please... / /... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070623.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic sluggishly walks into the office]]
/ / Capt Heroic: >Yawn< Coffee, please. Black. / Lightning Lady: Sure. >Yawn< / / Lightning Lady: The Dark Hood struck again last night. / Capt Heroic: Yes, I know. Used a bunch of Evil Inc stuff. / [[Lightning Lady pours Capt Heroic a cup of almost gelatinous... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070625.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic talks Lightning Lady in his office]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Lightning Lady... There's something I should tell you... / [[A knock at the door interrupts Capt Heroic]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Listen... About Dark Hood... He's~
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070626.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic stands smiling in front of a graph of Evil Inc's profit index]]
/ / Evil Inc board members: Very nice! Splendid! Top notch! Great! Wow! Yay! Fine! / [[Capt Heroic looks surprised as the cheers continue]]
/ / Evil Inc board members: Hot! Sweet! Sexy! Beauty! Hubba Hubba! / [[Instead of paying... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070627.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic speaks at an Evil Inc board meeting]]
/ / Capt Heroic: I was hoping to impress you by getting Evil Inc out of the red. But that didn't happen. / [[The board members appear displeased]] / [[Capt Heroic holds up bags of money]]
/ / Capt Heroic: But it doesn't matter. I'm claiming most of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070628.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus shouts at the exiting Capt Heroic.]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Get back here! / / Dr. Haynus: So this Dark Hood guy has restored faith in Evil Inc? You expect us to believe that?! / / Capt Heroic: Remember that I.Q. decreasing gas he threatened to drop from a blimp? It's selling like crazy! It's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070629.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / / Lightning Lady: I'm very sorry to hear that your Evil Inc Clone Generator won't shut off. Since it's defective, you're welcome to our money-back guarantee. To whom should I send the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070630.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic arrives home coming in through the window]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Honey! I'm home! / Ms. Match: Your dinner's in the fridge. / / Capt Heroic: I'm sorry! I had to work late. / Ms. Match: Again?! You have a family. / [[Capt Heroic puts his arm around an indignant Ms. Match]]
/ / Capt Heroic: I'm... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070702.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match checks her answering machine]]
/ / Answering machine: You have one unheard message - beep - / Capt Heroic: Honey, I'm really sorry. I have to stay late at the office tonight. Don't wait up. / [[Ms Match picks up and dials the phone]]
/ / Ms. Match: Hmm.
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