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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match defends her cooking]]
/ / Ms. Match: You don't understand. When a dish is "caramelized" it often look burned! / / Capt. Heroic: Sorry. What's for desert? / / Ms. Match: Lemon pound cake. / [[Oscar and Capt. Heroic stare down at the food in front of them]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: May I have a piece... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match defends her cooking]]
/ / Ms. Match: (to Capt. Heroic) OK! OK! I get it! I'm not a good cook! / Capt. Heroic: Aw, hon! / [[Capt. Heroic consoles Ms. Match]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: You're an excellent cook. You just had an "off-night." / / Ms. Match: "Off-night?" / Capt. Heroic "Off-night." / /... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match are speaking]]/ Miss Match: You're very nice, but I know I'm a horrible cook./ Captain Heroic: Aw, gee. / [[Captain Heroic moves in close to his wife and touches her chin, a cheesy smile on his face.]]/ Captain Heroic: You're a fire-starter... It's only natural you sometimes... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, How may I harm you? / Caller: I'd like to be a super villain, but I'm allergic to spandex. / / Lightning Lady: You can try Gotham City. It has a comparatively low spandex-to-villain ratio. / / Lightning Lady:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071229.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A villain discusses his resignation from Evil Inc with Evil Atom]]
/ / Villain: I've been a loyal employee, but another group has made a more attractive offer. / / Villain: Compared to this new company, the salary here is too weak. / [[The villain gets up to leave]]
/ / Villain: Same with the benefits...... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071231.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talks with Dr. Dratt about his registration, leaning over his cubicle wall with one hand]]
/ / Evil Atom: Let's talk about what we could do to keep you. / / Dr. Dratt: I'm sorry, but I've already accepted the position with the other company. / [[Evil Atom holds a pair of shackles behind... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080101.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom argues with Dr. Dratt about his registration]]
/ / Evil Atom: Seriously. What's it gonna take to keep you here? / Dr. Dratt: It's too late to start appreciating me now. / / Evil Atom: But I only found out you were leaving five minutes ago! / Dr. Dratt: The time to try to keep me here was... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080102.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talks with Rock Man in Evil Inc's Lair Management department]]
/ / Rock Man: Did you convince Dr. Dratt to stay? He's one of my best workers. / Evil Atom: Employees... Each, in turn, will leave the company eventually. / / Evil Atom: ...And each, in turn, will be replaced. / [[Rock Man shouts... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talks with Dr. Dratt one last time]]
/ / Evil Atom: Sure we can't convince you to stay? / Dr. Dratt: Sorry. / [[Dr. Dratt walks away]]
/ / Evil Atom: You'll never find another place like this. / [[Dr. Dratt flies off]]
/ / Dr. Dratt: (thinking) I'll take my chances. Thanks. / [[Dr. Dratt... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080104.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: I'm sorry, sir. You must carry lair insurance. It's the law. / Caller: Then cancel the insurance on my attack-mobile. / / Lightning Lady: Also illegal. Look. You need insurance for when horrible things happen to you..... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is talking to Miss Match]]
/ Lightning Lady: I need a lair for a training seminar./Miss Match: Talk to Iron Dragon... He does lairs. / Lightning Lady: I'm way behind on this... he'll say NO to me./Miss Match: What do you want ME to do? / Lightning Lady: You know what to do. / Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MISS MATCH: Hey, I.D., I need a lair for next weekend. I know it's late notice, but...
/ IRON DRAGON: Sorry... / MATCH: But, geez...I really, really want one...sweetie...
/ DRAGON: I'm sorry, Miss Match. I got nothing. / MATCH: But... / [[She does the pinky pout.]]
/ MATCH: Please? / DRAGON: I'm... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080108.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: IRON DRAGON SAID "NO?"
/ MISS MATCH: That's not the WORST of it: I used the "pinkie pout" on him. / LIGHTNING: Did you remember to shift your weight to one hip?
/ MATCH: Maybe I did it wrong...Show me how YOU do it... / [[A man enters LIGHTNIG LADY's office and sees both women doing the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080109.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH enters her apartment through the window.]]
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: Hey hon! YOU'RE home early!
/ MISS MATCH: I think I broke something. / HEROIC: Are you OK? I wha--?
/ [[She puts her hand on his shoulder--]] / [[--spins him around to face her--]] / [[--and does the pinkie pout.]]
/ MATCH: Please? / [[And... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY is talking to MISS MATCH.]]
/ LIGHTNING: Now YOU listen to ME! I need that lair from Iron Dragon, so you march right in there and FLIRT! / [[They're standing outside IRON DRAGON'S office.]]
/ LIGHTNING: You're pretty...you're smart...you're funny... / [[DESDEMONA walks out of the office... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080111.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady at her receptionist desk]]
/ Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, How may I harm you?
/ Voice on Phone: I have an idea for a new kind of comic convention. / Voice on Phone: You've heard of Comic Con, Megacon, Wondercon, Adventure Con and Anthro-Con? / Voice on Phone: We'll call it Ret-Con / Voice... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY consoles MISS MATCH.]]
/ LIGHTNING: Are you OK?
/ MATCH: It's OBVIOUS what happened... / LIGHTNING: Yeah, he decided to quit chasing you and turn his attentions to the new smoking hot brunette.
/ MATCH (not listening--this balloon is actually overlaid on LIGHTNING LADY'S.): I've been transported... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Iron Dragon got over you.
/ MISS MATCH: This alternate reality is AMAZING. / LIGHTNING: Iron Dragon got over you.
/ MATCH: ...identical to my own in so many ways... / LIGHTNING: Iron Dragon got over you.
/ MATCH: Except, here...the alternate "ME" seems less attractive to men. / LIGHTNING:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The office of DR. HAYNUS.]]
/ DR. HAYNUS: I think I understand the problem. / MISS MATCH: Then you can help me?
/ [[DR. HAYNUS is a human brain in a jar mounted on the head of a dog.]]
/ HAYNUS: I've been working on a device that might fill the bill. / HAYNUS: Muskiday: Prepare the FJ-23, then wait... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A furious MISS MATCH tries to incinerate DR. HAYNUS, who is completely unaffected. LIGHTNING LADY and MUSKIDAY observe from outside the room.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: That's the FJ-23 project?
/ MUSKIDAY: Yup...a solid holographic projection...the real Dr. Haynus is perfectly safe. Ironically, we were working... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH looks at herself in the bathroom mirror.]]
/ MISS MATCH (thinking): Pull yourself together, Emma. Turning thirty does NOT make one old OR ugly! / MATCH (still thinking): But it might mean my days of making the occasional bad boy come running to me are over.
/ OSCAR (offpanel): MOMMY! I'M... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is answering an inquiry]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you?/ / Caller: I need to put in for a nemesis reassignment. / Lightning Lady: Reason?// Caller: My opponent is the god of thunder. I've got no super powers at all ~ just a gun that shoots sleep darts. / Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MISS MATCH: LOOK at this! Two Ds and a C!
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: A report card! In kindergarten?! For WHAT? / [[CAP examines the report card.]]
/ CAP: Counting...letter recognition...social skills...
/ OSCAR: Hey Dad! What do you think? Two Bs and an A!! / CAP: OK...but his SOCIAL SKILLS are--
/ OSCAR:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: I can't get over it! A report card for kindergarten.
/ MISS MATCH: You didn't have them at that age? / CAP: Kinda. The teacher would send home a note with little Ss and Os next to categories.
/ MISS MATCH: "Satisfactory" and "outstanding?" / CAP: Well, no... / [[CAP's kindergarten... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Oscar: Am I in trouble?
/ Captain Heroic: Nah...You're doing fine...we just need to help you in a few areas...like EATING PASTE / Captain Heroic: But, you'll grow out of THAT. I used to do the same thing...but let's keep that between us. / Oscar: Don't worry Daddy. My lips are sealed... / Captain... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Kindergarten class room]]
/ Captain Heroic: I feel like I'm six years old.
/ Joyce: MANY parents say that when they come here. / Captain Heroic: Lookit! Little scissors...Big crayons... Paste...
/ Joyce: Listen, Cap, please don't obsess over Oscar's grades... / Joyce: I just wanted to indicate some... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Oscar is flying around in his suite]]/
/ Oscar: This is gonna be the best school day EVER!//Miss Match: Are you sure about this? / Captain Heroic: The teacher said that many of Oscar's problems come from not being able to socialize with other kids ~ who have powers. / Captain Heroic: And it's not... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is answering an inquiry]]
/ Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you?/
/ Caller: I have a question. / Caller: Is it better to have henchmen march in front of you or behind. / Lightning Lady: In front./
/ Caller: Why? / Lightning Lady: Too many henchmen like to "accidentally" step... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil, Inc. day care. The teacher stands in front of the class.]]
/ Teacher: Good morning, class...shall we start with "show and tell?"
/ [[Oscar's voice comes from off-panel.]]
/ Oscar: Me! Me! Me! Me! / [[Oscar flies into the picture in his super-suit.]]
/ Teacher: I see Oscar has something to share.
/ Oscar:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside play area at Evil, Inc. day care. Oscar is wearing his super suit. A monster-child (sorry, Brad, can't remember his name) is holding a magnifying glass.]]
/ Oscar: That was a mean trick you pulled...
/ M-C: Oscar... / M-C: If you think that stupid suit makes you one of US, you're sadly mista... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080129.html |
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