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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside play area at Evil, Inc. day care. Oscar, in his super suit, is at bat in a baseball game. Another child, the catcher, is behind him.]]
/ Catcher: C'MON! GIVE HIM THE OL' HEAT! / [[A huge flame passes Oscar from the direction of the pitcher.]] / [[Larger shot of the scene shows Oscar still... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside play area at Evil, Inc. day care. Oscar, in his super suit, is at bat. The catcher is a child with horns and pointy ears.]]
/ Catcher: Ball!
/ [[Ball whizzes past Oscar.]] / Catcher: Ball!
/ [[Ball whizzes past Oscar.]] / [[Catcher looks surprised as a grenade hits his mitt.]]
/ Catcher: Grenade! / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080131.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside play area of Evil, Inc. day care. Oscar, in his super suit, has hit a baseball hard. The catcher, a child with horns and pointy ears, and the pitcher, a young Godzilla, look up at the ball.]]
/ Catcher: Good hit, Oscar! / [[Oscar, catcher, and pitcher look up.]] / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Personnel File: Craniac / Real Name: Carl Obdulluski / Origin: His father was a leader in genetic engineering. In trying to create the perfect baby, he treated his wife with a genetic mutation formula. / Partnerships: His nanny. The partnership dissolved because she had a tendency to snicker during... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is behind his desk, talking to Desdemona]]
/ Desdemona: The board meeting starts in five minutes.//Evil Atom: Is everyone here? / Desdemona: Galactus cancelled. He stopped off for breakfast and ran into problems. / [[Galactus and the Silver Surfer are in space. The Silver Surfer is holding... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: Is everyone assembled for the board meeting?
/ DESDEMONA: Lex was here, but he left. / DESDEMONA: He misplaced a bunch of his electronic listening devices.
/ EVIL ATOM: Heh. He'll never see THOSE again. / LIZARD: FINDERS KEEPERS! LUTHOR'S BEEPERS! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom addressing Board members]]
/ Evil Atom: Members of the Board...I'm here to tell you that Evil Inc is BACK! After two consecutive quarters in the red, we're finally profitable again. / Evil Atom: Our catalog is stronger than ever, and our services have been brought back to target their original... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc. Department meeting with random villains and Evil Atom]]
/ Evil Atom: We have serious competition for the first time in years. Oculore's Villain Supply and a couple smaller internet start-ups are cutting into our business.
/ Henchwoman: Have you tried to buy him out?
/ Evil Atom: Oculore's not... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080207.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Multi-paned window in the conference room at Evil Inc. Two of the panes have been shattered by an incoming baseball.]] / Evil Atom: That's a brilliant idea! We should be focusing on the next generation of villainous consumer! / Evil Atom [thinking, pulling at his lip]: We can build the EVIL INC DAY... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Skull poses for the camera]] EVIL INC. PERSONNEL FILE: DEATH SKULL / Age: 46 / Height: 6'1" / Weight: 189 lbs. / Family: Unknown / REAL NAME: Snx'Thaal / Howard is denizen of one of the outer circles of Hades. He has been sent to earth as a consultant to Evil Inc. / PARTNERSHIPS: Evil Inc,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | JOYCE: Fang-Boy, I want to see you after class, please.
/ FANG-BOY (tiny voice): Yes, ma'm...OK... / JOYCE (watching him walk away): Oh, to be that genuine and earnest again, that a simple phrase could strike such a chord. / DESDEMONA: Evil Atom wants to see you at the end of the day. / [[JOYCE instantly... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | {{Panel 1}}
/ [[Evil Atom and Joyce Trey peer through the stage door at a collection of villains and monsters who sit in front of the stage.]]
/ Evil Atom: I'VE GATHERED ALL THE NEW TEACHERS FOR THE EVIL INC CHARTER SCHOOL. IN THE FRONT ROW, YOU CAN EVEN SEE OUR NEW KINDERGARTEN TEACHER. / {{Inset to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Joyce and Evil Atom talking]] Joyce: You want ME to be the principal of a school for supervillians? / Joyce: I'm a Kindergarten teacher... I don't know anything about older kids - Let alone teens. / Evil Atom: Don't worry. We're not handling high school yet... We're keeping it "K-through-Eight." / Evil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080213.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | JOYCE: I can't be in charge of an all-super-villain school. I don't have super powers! / EVIL ATOM: LISTEN, LADY! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! DO YOU WANT THIS JOB OR NOT?! / [[JOYCE gives him The Look.]] / [[EVIL ATOM shrinks down to child size under her steely gaze.]]
/ EVIL ATOM (little voice): Is that... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Joyce Trey [[speaking to teacher assembly]]: ...and as the principal of Evil Inc. Elementary, I want to assure you... / Joyce: EDUCATION--not indoctrination--will be our highest priority. It is our DUTY to help these young people to grow--not predetermine what they'll grow INTO. / Voice from the back... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Title]]
/ Evil Inc Personnel File: Joyce Trey / Age: 56
/ Height: 5'5"
/ Weight@ 149 lbs
/ Family: Trevor (Son) / Real Name: Joyce Trey
/ Origin: Joyce is the mother of Trevor, the former intern/associate producer of "Greystone Inn".
/ Partnerships: Earl, ex-husband.
/ Powers: No remarkable powers other... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Desdemona is behind her desk, on the phone to Evil Atom]]
/ Desdemona: The contractor is here is see you, sir./Evil Atom: Is he here to tell me the repairs to my building are finally done?
/ [[Camera angle changes so as to see the contractor sitting down, smiling]]
/ Desdemona: He didn't say, sir./Evil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: ALMOST DONE?! You've been almost done for the past TWO MONTHS!
/ Contractor [[lit cigar in mouth]]: You know how it is... / Contractor: Old building like this... there's a lot of problems behind these walls... Bad wiring... Old cable... Water damage... / [[Scene shifts to another room. Three... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is talking to Stan Burheid]]
/ Evil Atom: How much longer before my building is finished?!/Stan Burheid: Two~three days. / Evil Atom: Does that mean "Two OR Three Days," or is it two SETS of three day periods, or TWENTY-THREE days? / Stan Burheid: Depends/Evil Atom: On what? / Stan Burheid:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[TWO-SHOT: Evil Atom and Stan Burheid]]
/ Burheid: Listen, Mr. Atom, we're almost finished with the job. We just need to discuss the clock. / Burheid: See...they don't manufacture these parts anymore, and all the gears are worn and corroded. We're not gonna be able to replace it. / Burheid: Didn't... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and Stan Burheid are still arguing in Evil Atom's office.]]
/ Evil Atom: Don't get me wrong...the building looks fine, but you're WAY over budget!
/ Stan Burnheid: Hey. An estimate is just that: a GUESS. You can't hold a guy to a guess. / [[Evil Atom is flying outside Evil Inc. building, holding... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Title]] / Evil Inc Personnel File: Stan Burheid
/ Age: 67 / Height: 5'3" / Weight@ 230 lbs / Family: Wife, Frieda
/ Real Name: Stan Burheid / Origin: Attended trade school on the G.I. bill. Went on to found Boa Contractors ("Putting the squeeze on you since 1976"). / Partnerships: Sub-contracts several... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A television screen, with the caption 'Dr. Arsenic. Former Evil Inc Customer']]
/ Dr. Arsenic: It got so bad, I would include the "thwart" in my plans. / Dr. Arsenic: Same old equipment... Same old schemes... Same old results... I always ended up standing there, saying, "I'll get you NEXT time...". / Dr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080225.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A television screen, with the caption 'Skullox. Former Evil Inc Customer']] / Skullox: I had Capt. Victory in my sites. Slowly, I squeezed the trigger on my Evil Inc atom scrambler gun... aaaaand... / Skullox: NOTHING! Worse yet: "The Lifetime Warranty" was voided because I couldn't prove I was technically... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Desdemona pulls the cord to raise the mini blinds in Evil Atom's office. Evil Atom sits in a high-backed chair, nervous and pondering, in the foreground]]Desdemona: Sir, you should see this. More Villain Zone ads. These attack us directly. / [[Outside, a squadron of jet fighters with propoganda/ad... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Desdemona looking out window in Evil Atom's office]] / Desdemona: Why change the name to "Villain Zone?" / Evil Atom: It's a good move. Oculore doesn't have name recognition. He doesn'y have an identifiable face. Or a face. / Desdemona: But why now? And why the bid ad push? / Evil Atom: Of COURSE!... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DESDEMONA: Why change the name to "Villain Zone?"
/ EVIL ATOM: It's a good move. Oculore doesn't have name recognition. He doesn't have an identifiable face.
/ Or a face. / DESDEMONA: But why now? And why the big ad push?
/ EVIL ATOM: Of COURSE! He's hired a marketing team! / EVIL ATOM: Where's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A moster, a PR person (Samantha) and a bald man stand at a podium, addressing a press conferemce]] / Voice: Are you calling Gorgon's downtown rampage "Urban Renewal?" / Samantha: You're looking at a monster who HATES blight. / Voice: He ripped the roof off an elementary school. / Samantha: ...And... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080229.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Samantha is standing in front of Gorgon, to her left is a man (the Mayor). The prosecutor is off-screen]]
/ Prosecutor: Are you calling Gorgon's downtown rampage "Urban Renewal"?. / Samantha: You're looking at a monster who HATES blight./ Prosecutor: He ripped the roof off an elementary school./ Samantha:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080229.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | HEADING: Evil Inc. Personnel File: GORGON
/ [[File sketch of the subject at the left of the panel. Upright, stocky, small tusk jutting upward from mouth, business suit with polka-dotted tie, stegosaurian tail]]
/ AGE: 165
/ HEIGHT: 7'1"
/ WEIGHT: 330 lbs.
/ FAMILY: None
/ REAL NAME: Gorgon
/ ORIGIN: Hatched... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080301.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Title]] / Evil Inc Personnel File: Gorgon / Age: 165 / Height: 7'1" / Weight@ 330 lbs / Family: None / Real Name: Gorgon / Origin: Hatched from a demonic nether dimension. / Partnerships: None./ Powers: Super strength and lightning-bolt eye projectiles./ History: He happened upon a bridge to our dimension... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080301.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A group of several generic villain types walk past the desk of Desdemona. All of them have yellow smiley-face masks]] / Desdemona: The Marketing Department is here. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080303.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Samantha: Before Evil Atom joins us I'd like to have a few words with you.
/ Samantha: I told you the new marketing strategy for Evil Inc had to capture the hearts and minds of our customers.
/ [[The marketing team is sitting around a table, Samantha is on the left and a bucket full of guts is on the right]]... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080304.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Samantha: Before Evil Atom joins us I'd like to have a few words with you. / Samantha: I told you the new marketing strategy for Evil Inc had to capture the hearts and minds of our customers. / [[The marketing team is sitting around a table, Samantha is on the left and a bucket full of guts is on the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080304.html |
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