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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Samantha (speaking to Evil, Inc. Marketing Department),[standing, leaning
/ forward on the table they are all seated around]: There has been a
/ miscommunication, and it's my fault. And to be fair, this isn't the first time this
/ has happened. / Samantha continues, [intent on her words]: Last month I... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080305.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | SAMANTHA: There has been a miscommunication, and it's my fault. And to be fair, this isn't the first time this has happened. / SAMANTHA: Last month I had to explain that "synergy" was spelled with a "Y" and that viral marketing had nothing to do with ebola. / SAMANTHA: Of course, I should have... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080305.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[SAMANTHA stands next to a chalkboard with things like "Customer life cycle?," "Rotten core competency" (with arrows pointing from "Sinestro" and "Nuclear"), "Churn rate?," Brand identity----secret identity," "Gorilla marketing (arrow to) Grodd endorsement?" and "Ever since Cain, we've been Able" written... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080306.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Samantha is talking to the Marketing Department and Evil Atom]]//
/ Samantha: We will sponsor villain events... Host evil gatherings... anything to keep our name on top./ / [[Myron is launching shells at Captain Heroic, there is writing on each shell which together says "When Launching Shells. We Think... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080307.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: HYPO THE CLOWN / REAL NAME: Eddie Splutch
/ ORIGIN: Kicked out of clown college for refusing to pile into the Volkswagen, Eddie turned to a life of crime.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: None.
/ POWERS: Acid-filled pies, razor-edged floppy shoes, and disorienting pantomime.
/ HISTORY: Eddie tried starting... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080308.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [Miss Match and Captain Heroic in the morning; Miss Match is pouring herself some coffee, while Capt. Heroic sits at the table, reading a newspaper and drinking coffee]
/ Miss Match: Oscar's dentist appointment is at 9:30. Can you take him?
/ Capt. Heroic: I'm supposed to do morning patrol with Wingman. / [Miss... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080310.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Morning at the HEROIC-MATCH residence.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Oscar's dentist appointment is at 9:30. Can you take him?
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: I'm supposed to do morning patrol with Wingman. / MISS MATCH: If you choose morning patrol over Oscar's appointment, you'll only have yourself to blame for the dental... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080310.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPTAIN HEROIC and WINGMAN are perched on a rooftop.]]
/ HEROIC: I got into a heated argument with my wife...it turned into a big blow-up.
/ WINGMAN: Sorry, man... / WINGMAN: Just remember...what you have is a solid foundation. It will take more than an occasional flame-up to weaken it. / HEROIC (thinking):... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080311.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPTAIN HEROIC and WINGMAN on a rooftop.]]
/ CAP: I got into a heated argument with my wife...It turned into a big blow-up.
/ WINGMAN: Sorry, man... / WINGMAN: Just remember...What you have is built on a solid foundation. It will take more than the occasional flame-up to weaken it. / [[In the background,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080311.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: We tried using computer calendar software to handle our scheduling needs. / HEROIC: I track my schedule with a PDA and then sync it with iCal on my computer. She uses Google Calendar and syncs it with her laptop. Then we both sync with each other. / HEROIC: But if one of us forgets... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080312.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: We tried using computer calendar software to handle our scheduling needs. / CAP: I track my schedule with a PDA and then sync it with iCal on my computer. She uses Google Calendar and syncs it with her laptop. Then we both sync with each other. / CAP: But if one of us forgets to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080312.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: We need to get organized! / [[HEROIC shows MISS MATCH what he's attached to the fridge.]]
/ HEROIC: This dry-erase board will be our center of operations. We can write down appointments, reminders...I even have a spot [for] things we need to get while we're out.
/ MISS MATCH: Where's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: We need to get organized! / [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match in their kitchen in front of the refrigerator with a dry erase organizer on it]]
/ Captain Heroic: This dry-erase board will be our center of operations. We can write down appointments, reminders...I even have a spot things... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: Finally! Our entire month is laid out on this handy dry-erase board! / HEROIC: This little baby is going to keep us on track. All we need is a little planning and foresight. / HEROIC: I have to say...it's nice to have that problem off my back.
/ [[He walks away from the fridge and... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080314.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: Finally! Our entire month is laid out on this handy dry-erase board! / CAP: This little baby is going to keep us on track. All we need is a little planning and foresight. / CAP: I have to say...it's nice to have that problem off my back.
/ [[He has unknowingly erased the entire board... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080314.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | {{Title Page: Oculore's Villain Zone}} / Personnel File: SKRATH / Real Name: Skrath
/ Origin: Summoned into this world by an Archeologist who found ruins from a lost civilization that worshiped Skrath.
/ Parterships: None
/ Powers: Energy Bolts, Bends matter with his will.
/ History: Skrath once strode / the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080315.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Commander Heroic, having fallen from the sky, half-embedded in the concrete below]]
/ Oh, God... / What... Have... I... / "...Done?"
/ [[narration box]] Closure: Chapter One http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[We're looking straight up into the sky. The sun is shining.]] / [[Same as first panel, only darker around the edges.]]
/ VOICE: Oh, God... / [[Same as first and second panels, only much darker.]]
/ VOICE: What...have...I... / CAPTION: "...done?"
/ [[COMMANDER HEROIC lies spread-eagled in the street.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [frame 1 tv newsroom]
/ Maria-news babe: ...Eyewitnesses say semi-retired, costumed crimefighter, Commander Heroic, simply plummeted from the sky. / [frame 2 tv newsroom]
/ Maria-news babe: In a surprising show of support, Evil Inc is donaing the candles for the vigil gathering outside Heroic's hospital... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080318.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | FEMALE NEWSCASTER: ...Eyewitnesses say semi-retired, costumed crime-fighter, Commander Heroic, simply plummeted from the sky. / FEMALE NEWSCASTER: In a surprising show of support, EVIL INC is donating the candles for the vigil gathering outside Heroic's hospital room. / MALE REPORTER: Maria, I'm here... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080318.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[TV screen reads "BREAKING NEWS."]]
/ ANNOUNCER: Breaking news! An Evil Inc plan to blow up the hospital treating Commander Heroic has been foiled! / ANNOUNCER: Authorities discovered the villains substituting sticks of dynamite for the candles to be used in a vigil outside the hero's hospital room. / ANNOUNCER:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080319.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [We see the top left corner of a television set with the left half of a DVD player, and a VCR on which we can just make out a time of 10:31. We see on the TV screen a splash with the letters "Brea" on the top and "Ne" with a partial "w" on the bottom]
/ Voice-over: Breaking News! An Evil Inc plan to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080319.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPTAIN HEROIC and his mother, at the hospital.]]
/ CAP: Do we know who did this to Dad?
/ MOM: Honey, nobody did this... / [[We see COMMANDER HEROIC through the door of his hospital room.]]
/ MOM (offpanel): Sweetie...his powers have been waning for years. / CAP: Everything? Even his X-ray sight?
/ MOM:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080320.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPT. HEROIC: Do we know who did this to Dad?
/ MS. AMAZING: Honey, nobody did this... / [[Shot of CMDR. HEROIC lying in a hospital bed.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: Sweetie...his powers have been waning for years. / CAP: Everything? Even his X-ray sight?
/ MS. AMAZING: Yes.
/ CAP: Super hearing?
/ AMAZING: Oh, yeah.
/ CAP:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080320.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPTAIN HEROIC and his mother are standing over COMMANDER HEROIC's hospital bed.]]
/ CAP: This wasn't an attack?
/ DOCTOR (offpanel): Actually... / CAP: Doctor! I KNEW it! Just tell me who did this and I'll--
/ DOCTOR: Not "who." "What." / CAP: OK. That leaves extra-terrestrials, other-dimensionals,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080321.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPTAIN HEROIC and MS. AMAZING stand by COMMANDER HEROIC's hospital bed.]]
/ CAP: This wasn't an attack?
/ DOCTOR (offpanel): Actually... / CAP: Doctor! I KNEW it! Just tell me who did this and I'll--
/ DOCTOR: Not "who." "What." / CAP: OK. That leaves extra-terrestrials, other-dimensionals,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080321.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: AMAZANIA / REAL NAME: Amazania
/ ORIGIN: When deforestation in the Amazon cleared out her hunting grounds, Amazania decided to set her sights on the CEOs behind those deeds.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Bwadda Khan, an elemental jungle spirit.
/ POWERS: Strength and agility; tracking skills; uses... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080322.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH flies to the hospital.]] / [[She enters through a window. CAPTAIN HEROIC is waiting.]]
/ MISS MATCH: How is he?
/ CAP: They're not sure. / [[They hug.]]
/ CAP: The doctors are keeping him overnight for observation. / [[Cut to COMMANDER HEROIC's hospital room.]]
/ CAP (offpanel): It's a weird... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080324.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH flies home...]] / [[...and enters through the window.]]
/ MATCH: How is he?
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: They're not sure. / CAP: The doctors are keeping him overnight for observation. / [[Cut to COMMANDER HEROIC's hospital room.]]
/ CAP (off panel): "It's a weird phrase isn't it? 'Keeping him for... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080324.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: He fell right outside our window!
/ Miss Match: That's what Mom said.
/ Miss Match: She was here watching Oscar and heard the police sirens.
/ [[Captain Heroic gestures dramatically]]
/ Captain Heroic: She heard ~? But didn't she look out the WINDOW? She could have HELPED him!
/ Miss Match:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080325.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: He fell right outside our window.
/ MISS MATCH: That's what Mom said. / MATCH: She was here watching Oscar and heard the police sirens. / HEROIC: She heard--? But didn't she look out the WINDOW? She could have HELPED him! / MATCH: She's an arch-villain...when she hears police sirens,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080325.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: Did we make the right choice--making sure our parents never met? / MISS MATCH: My folks are old-school villains. YOU get a pass as Oscar's father, but YOUR parents? --No way! / CAP: But my folks are Oscar's GRANDparents! / MATCH: No, MY parents are his grandparents. YOUR parents... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080326.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: Did we make the right choice - making sure our parents never met? / Miss Match: My folks are old-school villains. YOU get a pass as Oscar's father, but YOUR parents? -No way! / Captain Heroic: But my folks are Oscar's GRANDparents! / No, MY parents are his grandparents. YOUR parents... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080326.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: Your parents know who MY parents are...
/ ...why shouldn't MINE know who YOUR parents are? / MISS MATCH: It's different for heroes. EVERYONE knows your family. Their lives have been very much a part of this city. / CAP: Same with YOUR mom and dad. / MATCH: Cap...YOUR parents are public... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080327.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Apartment of Captain Heroic and Miss Match]]
/ Captain Heroic: Your parents know who MY parents are... ...why shouldn't MINE know who YOUR parents are? / Miss Match: It's different for heroes. Everyone knows your family. Their lives have been very much a part of this city. / Captain Heroic: Same... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080327.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: Still...If my dad knew your mom was at our place, he might have APPEALED to her. / [[MISS MATCH gets a chill down her spine, cleverly indicated by ice cubes running down her back.]] / MATCH: Sorry. Just got a chill thinking about your dad "appealing" to my mom.
/ CAP: Hey! He's good... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080328.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: Still...if my Dad knew your Mom was at our place, he might have APPEALED to her. / [[A chill runs down MISS MATCH'S spine.]] / MISS MATCH: Sorry. Just got a chill thinking about your Dad "appealing" to my Mom.
/ CAP: Hey! He's good enough for my Mom! She's been sleeping with him... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080328.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: QUEEN NYLE / REAL NAME: Odaunta Nyle
/ ORIGIN: Queen Nyle is ninth in a long line of black magic priestesses.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Styxxor, the underworld demon from whom the Nyle Priestesses draw their powers.
/ POWERS: Master of black magic.
/ HISTORY: From birth, she was taught the ways... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080329.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Nurse: Excuse me, Ma'am... visiting hours are over. / Shadowy Figure: You've got bigger problems...
/ Off-camera voice: I'M BURNING UP! / Nurse: I'm sure my staff can handle a simple fever...
/ Off-camera voice: PLEASE PUT ME OUT!
/ (Orderlies rushing with fire extinguisher and water) / With nurse... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080331.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A NURSE blocks the path of a shadowy female figure.]]
/ NURSE: Excuse me, Ma'am...Visiting hours are over. / SHADOWY FIGURE: You've got bigger problems...
/ OFF-PANEL VOICE: I'M BURNING UP! / NURSE: I'm sure my staff can handle a simple fever...
/ [[She does a double-take as other nurses run by... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080331.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Shadowy female figure looking at Commander Heroic]]
/ Character 1: < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080401.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A SHADOWY FEMALE FIGURE stands at CMDR. HEROIC's bedside.]]
/ SHADOWY FEMALE (FLAME): *Sigh* Such a waste. You could have been an "arch." / FLAME: Listen...I don't have time to monkey around...we should have had this talk long ago. / [[She reaches for his hand.]]
/ FLAME: What happened is ancient... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080401.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside a burning hotel.]]
/ Unknown #1: Is everyone safe?
/ Unknown #2: The Commander is still inside! / [[Commander Heroic in a room full of burning furniture.]]
/ Commander Heroic (thinking): Every time the nightmare is the same.
/ Commander Heroic: I can't move forward and I won't move back! / [[Commander... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080402.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CMDR. HEROIC's dream continues. A hotel is on fire.]]
/ OFFPANEL VOICE 1: Is everyone safe?
/ OFFPANEL VOICE 2: The Commander is still inside! / [[CMDR. HEROIC is surrounded by fire and coughing.]]
/ NARRATION: Every time the nightmare is the same.
/ CMDR. HEROIC: I can't move forward and I won't move... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080402.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Commander Heroic: / I'm... Alive. / I'm alive. / I'm alive! / Ms. Amazing: Nice note. What does it mean?
/ Commander: I'm dead. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080403.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CMDR. HEROIC regains consciousness.]]
/ HEROIC: I'm...alive. / [[He sits up in bed. He holds the folded note in his right hand.]]
/ HEROIC: I'm alive. / [[He reads the note.]] / [[He's delighted.]]
/ HEROIC: I'M ALIVE! / [[MS. AMAZING sits in shadow at the foot of the bed.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: Nice... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080403.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MS. AMAZING: "She isn't yours." That's quite a cryptic note.
/ COMMANDER HEROIC: It's...um...in code. / MS. AMAZING: When did YOU start using code?
/ COMMANDER: I ALWAYS use code. / MS. AMAZING: Code CONFUSES you.
/ COMMANDER (sitting up in bed): No it doesn't. / MS. AMAZING: Es-yat ityay oes-day, ou-yay... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080404.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MS. AMAZING: "She isn't yours." That's quite a cryptic note.
/ CMDR. HEROIC: It's...um...in code. / MS. AMAZING: When did YOU start using code?
/ HEROIC: I ALWAYS use code. / MS. AMAZING: Code CONFUSES you.
/ HEROIC (sitting up): No it doesn't. / MS. AMAZING: Es-yay ityay oes-day, ou-yay oron-may.
/ HEROIC:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080404.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: DR. COURAGE / REAL NAME: Irwin R. Courage
/ ORIGIN: Four years of undergraduate work, four years of med school, and an eight-year residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital made him a doctor. Fate led him to specialize in super-hero health. No...not DR. FATE.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Dr. Greenblatt,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080405.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CMDR. HEROIC: Are you sure you wanna hear this?
/ MS. AMAZING: Every detail. / CAPTION: Closure: Chapter 2
/ [[Flashback begins. A 39-years-younger CMDR. HEROIC is flying.]]
/ HEROIC (narrating): It was 1969. We'd been married three years. I was responding to an alarm at an old, abandoned warehouse... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080407.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Commander Heroic lies in a hospital bed]] Commander Heroic: She'd just pulled a heist at NASA. / [[Flashback]] Flame: BEHOLD! The moonrock! It's tremendous POWER is MINE to COMMAND / Flame: Hmph. No Beam?
/ Commander Heroic: Nope.
/ Flame: Feel Dizzy?
/ Commander Heroic: Not really. / Flame: General... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080408.html |
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