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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Two NURSES are listening to CMDR. HEROIC's story on the speaker at their station.]]
/ HEROIC: After a brief struggle, I restrained her and prepared to bring her to justice.
/ NURSE: He must be leaning in the CALL button. / [[Back to the flashback. In 1969, HEROIC firmly grasps FLAME by her arms. They... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080409.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CMDR. HEROIC: For a month, I carried on a double life. / [[Flashback to 1969 and the younger CMDR. HEROIC and FLAME.]]
/ FLAME: Think of what we could do together. We could even bring in Enchantrix and Magneta. / FLAME: The possibilities would be endless. Can you imagine it?
/ HEROIC: ABSOLUTELY! / FLAME:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080410.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CMDR. HEROIC: Unfortunately, my training in covert ops, equipped me all-too-well to deceive you. / [[Flashback to the young MS. AMAZING in 1969.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: Where have you been? / HEROIC: Battled the ICE MASTER. He had me trapped in three feet of solid ice.
/ MS. AMAZING: Your cape is singed.
/ [[And... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080411.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | {{Title text: Oculore's Villain Zone}} / Personnel file: myrnak 728 / Real Name: Myrnak from a planet in the upper left-hand corner of the Crab Nebula.
/ Powers: Telepathy, Teleportation, Telekinesis, and Antenna Laser Blasts.
/ History: When his recent mate-prospect gave him the old "Not if you were... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080412.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: MYRNAK 728
/ REAL NAME: Myrnak 728
/ ORIGIN: Myrnak from a planet in the upper left-hand corner of the Crab Nebula.
/ POWERS: Telepathy, teleportation, telekinesis and antennae laser blasts.
/ HISTORY: When his recent mate-prospect gave him the old "Not if you were the last Fervuvian... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080412.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback: CMDR. HEROIC, in 1969, is reading a headline in THE PUBLIC CAPEWATCH: "Hero kindling romance with hot number?" FLAME stands in the background.]]
/ HEROIC (narrating): I finally decided that I'd have to choose between the two of you. But how...? / [[He approaches FLAME.]]
/ HEROIC: What... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080414.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback. CMDR. HEROIC returns home. MS. AMAZING is apparently doing the dishes.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: We have to talk. / CMDR. HEROIC: I'm going to become a villain. I want to have a career in evil.
/ MS. AMAZING: That's what you WANT? / HEROIC: It's what I want. I'll understand if you want to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080415.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Still in flashback.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: You'd love me if I became a villain? / MS. AMAZING: You're my HERO. Becoming a villain could never change that. / [[Silent panel as they look at each other.]] / [[In the present, the two kiss. In the background is a sparkling image of their younger selves... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080416.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | COMMANDER HEROIC: Awwww, Pookie...
/ MRS. HEROIC: Snookie-wookums...I remember that night well... / CMDR.: Do you remember what happened nine months after that night?
/ [[MRS. HEROIC smiles, then turns in reaction to...]]
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC (offpanel): Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. / [[MRS. HEROIC turns to her son.]]
/ MRS.:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080417.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPTAIN HEROIC: So Dad had a four-week affair? And you forgave him?
/ MRS. HEROIC: Son... / MRS. HEROIC: Everyone does something stupid when they're young. Mine was marrying your father.
/ [[Facial reaction from CAP.]] / MRS. HEROIC: But getting mad isn't going to change what he did. It's a matter... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080418.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: FLAME / REAL NAME: Withheld
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Husband
/ POWERS: Fire-starter, flight
/ HISTORY: After meeting the villain she would finally marry, she started a family. It was difficult to manage home life with villainy, but she managed.
/ ORIGIN: Shortly after birth, she displayed... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080419.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MISS MATCH: Your dad had an affair?! With WHOM?
/ CAPTAIN HEROIC: Mom didn't say. She said it's not important. / MATCH: So why did he fall outside our window?
/ HEROIC: Cardiac arrest. / HEROIC: Maybe Dad figured this would be a deathbed confession. / MATCH: They don't make deathbeds like they used... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080421.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MRS. HEROIC is pushing CMDR. HEROIC in a wheelchair.]]
/ COMMANDER: What did the kids say about...HER?
/ MRS. HEROIC: They don't know the whole story. It's better that way. / COMMANDER: It's gonna be awkward the next time I see her. / MRS. HEROIC: Oh, sweetie, I'm sure she'll try to kill you.
/ COMMANDER:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080422.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[COMMANDER HEROIC has come to stay with CAPTAIN HEROIC and his family for a while.]]
/ CAP: Grampa's gonna be with us 'til he's on his feet.
/ OSCAR: Whose feet is he on NOW? / CAP: No, I mean he'll be here 'til he's better.
/ OSCAR: Better than who? / CAP: No. 'Til his health returns.
/ OSCAR: Where... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080423.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt. Heroic explains to Oscar that Cmdr. Heroic will be staying with them until he fully recovers]]
/ / Capt. Heroic: (to Oscar) Grampa's gonna be with us 'til he's on his feet. / Oscar: Whose feet is he on now? / / Capt. Heroic: No, I mean he'll be here 'til he's better. / Oscar: Better then who? / /... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080423.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[COMMANDER HEROIC and OSCAR are watching TV.]]
/ TV (offpanel): Make 'em laugh!
/ Make 'em laugh!
/ OSCAR: What's this? / HEROIC: That's Donald O'Connor in "Singin' in the Rain." Great movie.
/ [[TV shows O'CONNOR running up a wall in a dance sequence.]] / OSCAR: Those are excellent special effects!
/ HEROIC:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080424.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic and Oscar watch an old Donald O'Connor movie]]
/ / Movie: (singing) Make 'em laugh! Make 'em laugh! / Oscar: What's this? / / Cmdr. Heroic: That's Donald O'Connor in "Signin' in the Rain." Great movie. / / Oscar: Those are excellent special effects! / Cmdr. Heroic: Heh! That's not CGI... / /... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080424.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CMDR. HEROIC is looking out the window.]]
/ OSCAR: What's the matter, Grampa?
/ HEROIC: The doctors don't know when I'll fly again. / OSCAR: Does that make you sad?
/ HEROIC: A little. I like to fly... / [[COMMANDER HEROIC is striking his flight pose and smiling broadly as he's carried through the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080425.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr. Heroic stares out the window dejectedly]]
/ / Oscar: What's the matter, grampa? / Cmdr. Heroic: The doctors don't know when I'll fly again. / / Oscar: Does that make you sad? / Cmdr. Heroic: A little. I like to fly.... / [[Oscar and Cmdr. Heroic fly around the city with Oscar carrying Cmdr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080425.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ CUSTOMER: I'm very upset about the Evil Inc Matter-Obliterator Gun. / LIGHTNING LADY: Did it fail to obliterate your opponent completely, sir?
/ CUSTOMER: Well, no. But it left a nasty smear on the carpet. / LIGHTNING LADY: Bring a sample of the residue... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080426.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I'm very upset about the Evil Inc Matter-Obliterator gun. / / Lightning Lady: Did it fail to obliterate your opponent completely, sir? / Caller: Well, no. But it left a nasty... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080426.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY'S office.]]
/ GUY IN BLACK WITH OWL MOTIF: If this is about the websites I look at at my desk, I want you to know I'm doing research for a sociology project. / LIGHTNING LADY: Actually, I want to promote you to be my personal assistant.
/ GUY IN BLACK: Like a secretary?! Isn't that a... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080428.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | GUY IN BLACK WITH OWL MOTIF: This is your plan? You want to emasculate me by making me your secretary? / LIGHTNING LADY: Personal Assistant. And, no, you're due for a promotion, I've been budgeted for an assistant, and your skill set is favorable to the job. / GUY IN BLACK: My skill set is being... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080429.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Owl complains to Lightning Lady about his new job as her secretary]] / / Owl: (to Lightning Lady) This is your plan? You want to emasculate me by making me your secretary? / / Lightning Lady: Personal Assistant. And, no, you're due for a promotion, I've been budgeted for an assistant, and your... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080429.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: When I was Evil Atom's personal assistant, it gave me a sense of satisfaction to have his morning coffee waiting for him. / [[She watches NIGHT OWL walk down the hall.]] / [[NIGHT OWL smiles and hands her a steaming cup of coffee.]] / [[He continues smiling as she takes a sip.]] / NIGHT... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080430.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady leans over The Owl at his desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: When I was Evil Atom's personal assistant, it gave me a sense of satisfaction to have his morning coffee waiting for him. / [[The Owl gets up and walks off to get Lightning Lady coffee]] / [[He returns with a coffee mug and hands... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080430.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: My boyfriend's birthday is next week. Run out and get him something nice. / LIGHTNING LADY: Oh... And on your way back, pick up my lunch at Lex's place. Thanks, sweetie. / NIGHT OWL: Isn't this where you pat me on the behind? / LIGHTNING LADY: I was going to give you money to cover... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080501.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: My boyfriend's birthday is next week. Run out and get him something nice. / LIGHTNING LADY: Oh...and on your way back, pick up my lunch at LEX'S PLACE. Thanks, sweetie. / NITE OWL: Isn't this where you pat me on the behind? / LIGHTNING LADY: I was going to give you money to cover... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080501.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MISS MATCH: You're enjoying this too much!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: I'm just treating him the way female secretaries have been treated for years. / MATCH: So that makes it better?--Proving you can bring yourself down to their level? / LIGHTNING: Being at their level doesn't seem to bother THEM. Why should... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080502.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Ms. Match talk about the Owl as Lightning Lady's secretary]]
/ / Ms. Match: You're enjoying this too much! / Lightning Lady: I'm just treating him the way female secretaries have been treated for years. / / Ms. Match: So that makes it better? -- Proving you can bring yourself down... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080502.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ CUSTOMER: These stupid Evil Inc Invisibility Pills I bought are defective! / LIGHTNING LADY: Are You CERTAIN you're not invisible?
/ CUSTOMER: Kinda. But I keep re-appearing at thirty-minute intervals! / LIGHTNING LADY: Fascinating. Can you come in so... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080503.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: These stupid Evil Inc invisibility pills I bought are defective! / / Lightning Lady: Are you certain you're not invisible? / Caller: Kinda. But I keep Re-Appearing at thirty-minute... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080503.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | POSTER: EVIL INC. Trade show
/ Weeklong convention featuring demonstrations of evil...
/ EVIL ATOM: I have to admit...I really like this idea.
/ How many villains have pre-registered?
/ HEAD OF MARKETING: None. I'm told villains don't DO that sort of thing. / EVIL ATOM: Hmf. Leave THAT to ME. / FLYER:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and Samantha discuss Evil Inc's new Trade Show]]
/ / Evil Atom: I have to admit... I really like this idea. How many villains have preregistered? / Samantha: None. I'm told villains don't do that sort of thing. / [[Evil Atom walks away angrily]]
/ / Evil Atom: Hmf. Leave that to me. / [[Iron... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Registration at the Evil Inc. Trade Show.]]
/ REGISTRAR: Name?
/ BHAR-ZIN-ZOLTAN: BHAR-ZIN-ZOLTAN. UNCOMPROMISING DEFILER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD. GRINDER OF BONES. HARVESTER OF SOULS. / REGISTRAR: Um. That's not gonna fit on the badge. / [[He thinks for a moment.]] / BHAR-ZIN-ZOLTAN: (SIGH) TAKE... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080506.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A large reptilian villain signs up for Evil Inc's new trade show]]
/ / Receptionist: Name? / Villain: Bhar-Zin-Zoltan. Uncompromising defiler of all that is good. Grinder of bones. Harvester of souls. / [[Bhar-Zin-Zoltan towers over the receptionist]]
/ / Receptionist: Um. That's not gonna fit on the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080506.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[At the Evil Inc. trade show.]]
/ PSYFER: There are two demonstrations: One on advanced time-travel techniques at eight o'clock, and the other on laser evisceration. Cool? / PSYFER: Then it's off to check out the new wi-fi-enabled abattoirs.
/ DEAD AIM: But then we'll miss the lecture on using baby-bottle... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080507.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Two villains tour the Evil Inc trade show]]
/ / Villain 1: There are two demonstrations: one on advanced time-travel techniques at eight o'clock, and the other on laser evisceration. Cool? / / Villain 1: Then it's off to check out the new Wi-Fi-enabled abattoirs. / Villain 2: But then we'll miss the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080507.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Still at the Evil Inc. Trade Show, PSYFER and DEAD AIM pass tables marked "Demon Summoning" and "Trapdoors." DEAD AIM takes a flyer from a robotic claw.]]
/ PSYFER: Is this what evil has been reduced to? Hucksterism? / PSYFER: I've had a dozen flyers thrust into my hands, been given eight free samples,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Two villains tour the Evil Inc trade show]]
/ / Villain 1: Is this what evil has been reduced to? Hucksterism? / / Villain 1: I've had a dozen fliers thrust into my hands, been given eight free samples, and four trial memberships... G'hu! / [[The two touring villains approach a booth managed by two... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | HOT GREEN VILLAINESS: Thank you, sweetie! Enjoy!
/ [[PSYFER is holding some sort of gadget.]] / DEAD AIML: How much did that thing cost you?
/ PSYFER: $200.
/ DEAD AIM: What does it do?
/ PSYFER: Umm. / DEAD AIM: You dupe! I'll go get your money back for you! / [[He returns holding a second gadget.]]
/ RED... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080509.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A beautiful female thanks one of the touring villains for a purchasing an odd gadget]]
/ / Female Villain: Thank you, sweetie! Enjoy! / / Villain 2: How much did that thing cost you? / Villain 1: $200 / Villain 2: What does it do? / Villain 1: Umm. / [[Villain 2 grabs the gadget and marches to the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080509.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Inc. Personnel File: Bhar-Zin-Zoltan… / Real Name: Bhar-Zin-Zoltan. Uncompromising Defiler of All That Is Good. Grinder of Bones. Harvester of Souls. / Origin: When an ancient alien invasion collided with a pre-historical eruption of demonic energy, Bhar-Zin-Zoltan was created. / Partnerships:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080510.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Personnel File: Bhar-Zin-Zoltan... ]]
/ / : Real Name: Bhar-Zin-Zoltan. Uncompromising defiler of all that is good. Grinder of Bones. Harvester of Souls.
/ Origin: When an ancient alien invasion collided with a pre-historical eruption of demonic energy, Bhar-Zin-Zoltan was created.
/ Partnerships: None.
/ Powers:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080510.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: The trade show is a huge success! / LIGHTNING LADY: But is it really a good idea to gather so many villains in one place?
/ EVIL ATOM: Geez! What if the heroes find out? They'll swing into action. / [[Cut to CAPTAIN HEROIC, happily relaxing in a hammock.]]
/ RADIO ANNOUNCER: ...and in... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080512.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPTAIN HEROIC and WINGMAN are looking out over the suddenly-crime-free city.]]
/ CAP: Isn't this great?! It's what we've worked so hard to achieve! / CAP: People are free to live their lives evil-free! / CAP: Imagine! Peace in our time! / [[And suddenly he's miserable at the realization that... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080513.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic and Wing-Man overlook the city from a roof top]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Isn't this great?! It's what we've worked so hard to achieve! / / Capt Heroic: People are free to live their lives evil-free! / / Capt Heroic: Imagine! Peace in our time! / [[Capt Heroic gazes forlornly out over the city]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}}... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20080513.html |
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