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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY-2: PROJECT X is in your lab, right at the end of the hall... / [[MUSKIDAY leaps up and pinches her shoulder.]] / MUSKIDAY: Thank you...and GOOD-NIGHT! / <> / LIGHTNING LADY-2: Of all the unmitigated GALL! We've had sensitivity training, pal! Expect a call from Super-Human Resources! / [[She...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Lightning Lady points out the location of project X for Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus]] / / Parallel Lightning Lady: Project X is in your lab, right at the end of the hall... / [[Dr. Muskiday attempts of knock out parallel Lightning Lady with a neck pinch]] / / Dr. Muskiday: Thank you... And...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[In the lab, MISS MATCH-2 shrugs off her ropes and MUSKIDAY spots their target.]] / MUSKIDAY: There it is! PROJECT X! / DR. HAYNUS: How can you be so sure? / [[MISS MATCH-2 holds a BFG, which was clearly mounted atop the stand labeled "TOP SECRET"--which is right between projects W and Y.]] / MISS...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[The trio walk into parallel Haynus' lab and parallel Ms. Match makes for project X]] / / Dr. Muskiday: There it is! Project X! / Dr. Haynus: How can you be so sure? / [[Parallel Ms. Match takes project X from a stand reading "Top Secret" between two stands reading Project W and Project Y]] / / Parallel...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MISS MATCH-2 holds Project X behind her back.]] / MISS MATCH-2: OK, let's take this slow...We have Project X. Just get me near a window, and I'll break out. / MUSKIDAY: This is so easy! And FUN! I mean, we actually make good heroes, Dr. Haynus! / MISS MATCH: Hush. Please. / DR. HAYNUS: I think...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match holds Project X behind her back as she, Dr. Muskiday, and Dr. Haynus attempt to escape Justice Inc]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: OK, Let's take this slow... We have Project X. Just get me near a window, and I'll break out. / / Dr. Muskiday: This is so easy! And fun! I mean, we actually...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic PERSONNEL FILE: LIGHTNING LADY (PARALLEL EARTH) / REAL NAME: Lenore (last name withheld) / ORIGINS: Lenore was the winner of a TV competition, "American Hero." As the winner, she was given super powers and a prominent job at Justice Inc. / POWERS: Lightning Lady can project lightning bolts and control...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[The parallel-Earth DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY charge.]] / HAYNUS-2: You SCOUNDRELS! We came as soon as we saw the TV report! / MUSKIDAY-2: Yeah! We knew YOU couldn't be us, because WE are! / MUSKIDAY-2 (pointing at the fleeing MISS MATCH-2, HAYNUS-1 and MUSKIDAY-1): They're escaping down the hall!...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Dr. Muskiday and parallel Haynus pursue parallel Ms. Match, Dr. Muskiday, and Dr. Haynus as the escape Justice Inc]] / / Parallel Haynus: You scoundrels! We came as soon as we saw the TV report! / Parallel Dr. Muskiday: Yeah! We knew you couldn't be us, because we are! / / Parallel Dr. Muskiday:...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH-2: They're GAINING on us! / MUSKIDAY-1: We need to stash Project X and split up! / [[He dumps Project X down the incinerator chute.]] / MUSKIDAY-1: I'll throw it down the chute. We can come back and get it later. / [[A lasso drops over MISS MATCH-2.]] / [[She flames on and incinerates the...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match, Dr. Muskiday, and Dr. Haynus are pursued through the halls of Justice Inc]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: They're gaining on us! / Dr: Muskiday: We need to stash project X and split up! / [[Dr. Muskiday appears to throw Project X down an incinerator shute]] / / Dr. Muskiday: I'll throw...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GLADIATOR GUY: HALT! / [[MUSKIDAY-1 and HAYNUS-1 stop.]] / <> / MUSKIDAY-1: Those two guys who are dressed up as us are still running loose! / GLADIATOR GUY: How do I know you are who you SAY you are? / HAYNUS-1: Have you seen my new force field? / [[He projects a green force-field bubble,...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus are stopped as the try to escape Justice Inc]] / / Parallel Mr. Threat: Halt! / <> / / Dr. Haynus: Those two guys who are dresses up as us are still running loose! / / Parallel Mr. Threat: How do I know you are who you say are? / [[Dr. Haynus traps parallel...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MUSKIDAY-1 and HAYNUS-1 run for the interdimensional teleportation device. MUSKIDAY carries a duffel bag.]] / MUSKIDAY: Quickly! My teleportation device will only be open for a few seconds! / HAYNUS: What about Project X? / MUSKIDAY: You have a choice...We go home now, or you stay and face...her! / [[MISS...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Dr. Haynus, and Dr. Muskiday toting a duffel bag, rush to the teleporter to return to their universe]] / / Dr. Muskiday: Quickly! My teleportation device will only be open for a few seconds! / Dr. Haynus: What about project X? / [[Parallel Ms. Match fly's after them]] / / Dr. Muskiday: You have a choice......
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[The dimensional transporter does its thing.]] / <> / [[DRS. HAYNUS and MUSKIDAY emerge.]] / HAYNUS: We need to get back and retrieve Project X! / MUSKIDAY: The transport is fried. / HAYNUS: Make it PRIORITY ONE! No one rests until that machine has been repaired! / [[HAYNUS lies down for a...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are teleported back to their universe]] / <> / / Dr. Haynus: We need to get back and retrieve project X! / Dr. Muskiday: The transporter is fried. / / Dr. Haynus: Make it priority one! No one rests until that machine has been repaired! / [[Dr. Muskiday checks his...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic PERSONNEL: DR. HAYNUS (PARALLEL EARTH) / NAMES: Dr. Milton Haynus & Scruffy / ORIGIN: The evil scientist was nearly killed in a freak lab accident. His brain was grafted onto the body of his wife's dog. After years as Muskiday's arch-nemesis, Haynus was thwarted for good when Muskiday altered the solution...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[An accountant-type sits in EVIL ATOM's office, gesturing grandly and making noises.]] / ACCOUNTANT (sweeps arm upward): <> / [[ACCOUNTANT sweeps arm sharply down.]] / ACCOUNTANT: <> YAARGH! / [[ACCOUNTANT jumps up out of his chair and flings his arms in the...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[An account makes hand gestures and sound effects in front of Evil Atom. The account raises his hand up]] / / Account: Vvrrrooooooooo / [[The account swings his hand down]] / / Account: Eeeeeeaaaaaoooowwwww! Yaargh! / [[The account jumps out of his chair throwing both hands in the air]] / / Account:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM's meeting with the ACCOUNTANT continues.]] / ACCOUNTANT: I'm afraid it's inevitable. / ACCOUNTANT: I'm strongly suggesting you slash the workforce, cut employees and terminate part-timers. / ACCOUNTANT: And a few of your employees will probably lose their jobs, too. / [[He's holding a...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[An account discusses the financial situation with Evil Atom]] / / Account: I'm afraid it's inevitable. / / Account: I'm strongly suggesting you slash the workforce, cut employees and terminate part-timers. / [[The account holds a knife behind his back]] / / Account: And a few of your employees will...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM meets with the Shadow Board.]] / EVIL ATOM: It's grim...the economic downturn is hitting villainy HARD. / EVIL ATOM: Even one of our core actions--theft--has become almost pointless. / [[Two villains stand outside a bank. There's a hole in the wall, the vault is broken open and a car...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom discusses the financial situation with his board of directors]] / / Evil Atom: It's grim... The economic downturn is hitting villainy hard. / / Evil Atom: Even one of our core actions -- theft -- has become almost pointless. / [[Two villains show up to rob a bank just as someone else drives...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM addresses the Ghost Board.]] / EVIL ATOM: For the first time since I started the company, we're forced to lay-off some of our employees. / EVIL ATOM: We're trying to do this in an orderly way. I have a high-ranking board member handling this. / [[DEATH FOG stands next to an employee's...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom discusses the financial situation with his board of directors]] / / Evil Atom: For the first time since I started the company, we're forced to lay-off some of our employees. / / Evil Atom: We're trying to do this in an orderly way. I have a high-ranking board member handling this. / [[An...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[SOUPERMAN and GRAPEZILLA are reading the list of layoffs.]] / SOUPERMAN: Lookit that list...Human Flame...FIRED. Micro-Lad...DOWN-SIZED. Executioner...AXED. Undertaker...DEEP-SIXED. / GRAPEZILLA: Why are you worried...Your name's not on the list, is it? / SOUPERMAN: No, but I feel like it's...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[A super villain and a lizard monster look at a layoff list on an Evil Inc office bulletin board]] / / Villain: Lookit that list... Human Flame... Fired. Micro-Lad... Down-sized. Executioner... Axed. Undertaker... Deep-sixed. / / Lizard Monster: Why are you worried... Your name's not on the list, is...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I need help...The Evil Inc Guide to Yoga has gotten me into SHAPE! / LIGHTNING LADY: And that's the problem?? / PHONE VOICE: Yes...the shape is "pretzel." / PHONE VOICE: I was in "downward-facing dog" and went into "crow"...then my back...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]] / / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I need help... The Evil Inc Guide to Yoga has gotten me into shape! / / Lightning Lady: And that's the problem?? / Caller: Yes... The shape is "pretzel." / / Caller: I was...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LAID OFF: DAY 1 / [[The BLUE-CLAD VILLAIN villain we saw being laid off by DEATH FOG on 1/29 is brushing his teeth.]] / CAPTION: 7 A.M.: Up at regular time, showered and dressed. / [[Smiling brightly, he steps out his front door.]] / CAPTION: 9 A.M. Ready to face a new day. / BLUE-CLAD VILLAIN: Life...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Stealth Bandit gets up on his first day on unemployment]] / / : Laid Off Day 1 / / : 7 A.M.: Up at regular time, showered and dressed. / [[Stealth Bandit steps out of his house ready to go]] / / : 9 A.M. Ready to face a new day. / Stealth Bandit: Life goes on! / [[Stealth Bandit watches a business...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LAID OFF, Day 2 / [[BLUE GUY lies in bed in his darkened room. He's rigged up a gadget that will allow him to hit the snooze button without rolling over.]] / CAPTION: 10 A.M.: Hit the snooze button. Twice. Skipped breakfast in favor of an early lunch. / CAPTION: 1 P.M.: Call some contacts from...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Stealth Bandit on his second day of unemployment]] / / : Laid Off Day 2 / / : 10 A.M.: Hit the snooze button twice. Skipped breakfast in favor of an early lunch. / / : 1 P.M.: Call some contacts from previous job. / Ex-Employer: Of course I remember you! And that little going-away present you left...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LAID OFF, DAY 3 / CAPTION: 11 A.M.: Alarm clock obliterated. Dressed. In yesterday's clothes. / [[BLUE GUY is sullen and unshaven. His costume looks rumpled. Behind him, the alarm clock is smashed and smoking.]] / CAPTION: 3 P.M.: Register with employment web site. / BLUE GUY: Do I have to decline...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Stealth Bandit on his third day of unemployment]] / / : Laid Off Day 3 / / : 11 A.M.: Alarm clock obliterated. Dresses in yesterday's clothes. / / : 3 P.M.: Register with employment web site. / Stealth Bandit: Do I have to decline a solicitation from either the military or some online college every...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LAID OFF, DAY 4 / CAPTION: Awakened by the sun. Fully dressed. Since Tuesday. / [[BLUE GUY flinches from fiery ball in sky.]] / CAPTION: 2 P.M.: Work on resume. / BLUE GUY (types): Sold popcorn in movie theater. / CAPTION: 3 P.M.: Get serious. / BLUE GUY (types): Facilitated health and nutritional...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Stealth Bandit on his fourth day of unemployment]] / / : Laid Off Day 4 / / : Awakened by the sun. Fully dresses since Tuesday. / / : 2 P.M.: Work on resume. / Resume: Sold popcorn in movie theater. / / : 3 P.M.: Get serious. / Resume: Facilitated health and nutrition services in the entertainment...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LAID OFF, DAY 5 / [[BLUE GUY sits up in bed, still in full costume.]] / CAPTION: 6 A.M.: Awakened by a nagging thought. / CAPTION: 6:20 A.M.: Run to computer. / [["Shamble" to computer better describes what he does.]] / CAPTION: 6:45 A.M.: After extensive research, fact-checking and calculations,...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Stealth Bandit on his fifth day of unemployment]] / / : Laid Off Day 5 / / : 6 A.M.: Awakened by a nagging thought. / / : 6:20 A.M.: Run to computer. / / : 6:45 A.M.: After extensive research, fact-checking and calculations, reach inevitable conclusion... / / : 6:50 A.M.: Unemployment insurance...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic PERSONNEL FILE: STEALTH BANDIT / REAL NAME: Roy Wakefield / ORIGIN: Lifelong thief, safecracker. / POWERS: His ninja-level stealth and agility have atrophied over time. Remaining super-powers include snagging the last donut at meetings. / PARTNERSHIPS: He sometimes catches a game with Ed in Accounting. / HISTORY:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC gets a call.]] / HEROIC: Yo, Wingman! What's up? / WINGMAN (on the phone): Cap! Where ARE you?! You've missed three straight city-patrol shifts. Are you OK? / [[WINGMAN on a rooftop.]] / WINGMAN: We'll use the SPECIAL LEGION CODE LANGUAGE. Are you unable to get away...being beaten...or...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic talks to Wingman on the phone]] / / Capt Heroic: Yo, Wingman! What's up? / Wingman: Cap! Where are you?! You've missed three straight city-patrol shifts. Are you OK? / / Wingman: We'll use the special legion code language. Are you unable to get away... Being beaten... Or engaged in a one-sided...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[WINGMAN and CAPT. HEROIC on patrol.]] / WINGMAN: So that's what's been distracting you? / A video game?? / HEROIC: It's totally addictive, man! / WINGMAN: Have you spoken to anybody about this addiction? / HEROIC: I talked to my Dad about it. / HEROIC: I told him I was shirking my duties in favor...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic and Wingman fly over the city on patrol]] / / Wingman: So that's what's been distracting you? A video game?? / Capt. Heroic: It's totally addictive, man! / / Wingman: Have you spoken to anybody about this addiction? / Capt. Heroic: I talked to my dad about it. / / Capt. Heroic: I told...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPT. HEROIC: Oscar...I HAVE to go out on patrol. / OSCAR: That's OK, Dad... / OSCAR: I'm just gonna play "Godzilla Unleashed" and work through a few levels. / [[A lone sweat drop appears on HEROIC's forehead.]] / OSCAR: All I need is a few more points to unlock Jet Jaguar. I can't wait to see how...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic explains to Oscar that he has to work and can't stay and play video games]] / / Capt. Heroic: Oscar... I have to go out on patrol. / Oscar: That's OK, dad... / / Oscar: I'm just gonna play "Godzilla Unleashed" and work through a few levels. / / Oscar: All I need is a few more points to...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH: Hon, you've been at the Wii all week! / CAPT. HEROIC: Aw, come on...you gotta try this! / [[He's bowling.]] / HEROIC: Remember...Make sure the wrist strap is tight. You'd be surprised how many Wii injuries happen due to a loose wrist strap. / [[MISS MATCH takes a shot. She does NOT have...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Ms. Match approaches Capt. Heroic as he plays video games]] / / Ms. Match: Hon, You've been at the Wii all week! / Capt. Heroic: Aw, come on... You gotta try this! / / Capt. Heroic: Remember... Make sure the wrist strap is tight. You'd be surprised how many Wii injuries happen due to a loose wrist...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, Nintendo corporate headquarters.]] / CUSTOMER SERVICE REP (from inside): It's RARE, but we DO hear about it from time to time... / CAPT. HEROIC: Are you saying my skill level is so low that I lost my "Mii?" / [[Elsewhere, HEROIC's Mii has appeared in the middle of a game GABE and TYCHO...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic calls Nintendo tech support]] / / Tech Support: It's rare, but we do hear about it from time to time... / / Capt Heroic: Are you saying my skill level is so low that I lost my "Mii"? / [[Capt Heroic's Mii appears in a game that Gabe and Tycho are playing]] / / Tycho: What the heck is that?!...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: Hey! I've got some good news! / PHONE VOICE: I've been feeling overworked so I asked my supervisor to observe people who do the same job as mine in other departments. / PHONE VOICE: He says I do the work of THREE people from that other...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior of Munchi-Mart--which has a big bite out of its facade. This has nothing to do with the strip, but it's a neat design.]] / DR. VENOMOUS (from inside): Has it come to this? / DR. VENOMOUS: I am Dr. Venomous...reviled criminal mastermind...a regular on the most-wanted list...arch nemesis extraordinaire. / DR....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[A villain monologues inside a grocery store]] / / Villain: Has it come to this? / / Villain: I am Dr. Venomous... Reviled criminal mastermind... A regular on the most-wanted list... Arch nemesis extraordinaire. / / Dr. Venomous: (to cashier) I will not lower myself to generic string cheese. / Cashier:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog DR. VENOMOUS: *sigh* Cutting coupons...a nemesis like ME... / STORE MANAGER (offpanel): HEY! YOU! / MANAGER: What did you do to my cashier?? / VENOMOUS: She'll revive. Eventually. / MANAGER: I'm calling the cops for help! / VENOMOUS: Yes...help. We ALL need help in these dark days. / [[He absently...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Dr. venomous is stopped as he leaves the grocery store]] / / Dr. Venomous: >sigh< cutting coupons... A nemesis like me... / Unidentified Individual: Hey! You! / / Store Manager: What did you to my cashier?? / Dr. Venomous: She'll revive. Eventually. / Store Manager: I'm calling the cops for help! / [[Dr....
 

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