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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Louise [[on phone]]: Oh... You again... Listen baby, I'm tryin'.
/ Voice on phone: It's been so long... don't you have anything? / Louise [[on phone]]: Times are tough! This economy... Everyone's scaling back. I just got off the phone with Green goblin... he's completly scrapping three schemes. / Louise... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050907.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil, Inc. Department of Outsourcing and Talent Representation]]
/ Evil, Inc. Employee: Red Skull! I hear you have a plot brewing on the West Coast. / [[At Desk]] Evil, Inc. Employee: I also hear you’re using a civilian temp agency [to] handle your thug-related staffing!
/ [[Through telephone]] Red... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050908.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Louise [[through telephone held by Red Skull]]: I can help with your thug-related staffing, Skullie. You KNOW that. Standard contract: $600-per-week plus transportation. / Red Skull [[on phone]]: Transportation?!! Since when do I pay TRANSPORTATION?!
/ Louise [[through phone]]: Standard contract, sweetie. / Red... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050909.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Red Skull [[on cellular telephone]]: I’m just payin’ transport, Right? I’m not picking up health benefits. / Evil, Inc. Employee: Evil Inc. Covers all Health and Hospitalization. Rest easy Moneybags.
/ Red Skull [[through telephone]]: Wow! That’s a great deal! How do you guys afford that? / Evil, Inc.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050910.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus: [[Scratching himself]] Curse Evil Atom! It is I who should be CEO of Evil Inc -- Not he!
/ Dr. Muskiday: Gotta admit, he has a head for business. / Dr. Haynus: As do I, Dr. Muskiday... As do I...
/ Dr. Muskiday: But his isn't in a wooden crate under his desk. / Dr. Haynus: Regardless of where... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050912.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus: The bottom line is clear: I should be in charge of Evil Inc. / Dr. Haynus: I worked my way up the ranks, spending years in "schemes and plots"... I was responsible for some of the very worst.
/ Dr. Muskiday: Don't be so hard on yourself... That ONE almost worked. / [[Dr. Haynus lies down]]
/ Dr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050913.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A villain waks by a door with the Evil Inc. logo. Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are behind the door]]
/ Dr. Haynus: Y'know what burns me about Evil Atom being CEO? He wasn't a good villain.
/ Dr. Muskiday: He wasn't? / [[Dr. Haynus is sitting behind a desk in an office with a fire hidrant]]
/ Dr. Haynus:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050914.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus: [[Circling the room]] Every villain is judged by the her he battles. I'm not a top-tier villain because I never battled a top-tier hero! / Dr. Haynus: But who shall be my foe?
/ Dr. Muskiday: [[Pensive]] Ooh! Pick Emerald Archer! H'd be easy to beat! / Dr. Haynus: FOOL! One does not become... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050915.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[We see a room with a sign saying "Evil Inc. Nemesis registration. Please take a clipboard and fill in your nemesis preferences". In that room we see several villains in a line towards a window with a man in it. Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are at the end of the line. The man is attending a male villain.]] / Man:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050916.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady:[On phone] Evil Inc. How may I misdirect your call?
/ Phone: From the time I was a little boy they taunted me and called me "puny". I studied hard and became a master of scientific knowledge. / Phone: Later when a radioactive meteor smashed into my laboratory, I was imbued with phenomenal... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050917.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday in long line.]]
/ Dr. Haynus: Sigh. This is the slowest line I’ve ever waited in! / [[Close-up of Dr. Haynus]]
/ Dr. Haynus: Bah! I’ll bet if I set fire to the building I could get those workers to move! / [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday regard each other.]] / Dr. Muskiday:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050919.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus: "Nemesis Registration!" Pah! Bureaucratic nonsense!
/ Dr. Muskiday: Without it, all the villains would try to battle the top three heroes. It would be horrible! / Dr. Haynus: Horrible? It sounds terrific! Why, we'd outnumber them and overpower them easily!
/ Dr. Muskiday: They tried that once.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050920.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday and Dr. Haynus bent over reading form on clipboard.]]
/ Dr. Haynus: Curses! Infernal Forms!
/ Dr. Muskiday: Lemme Help. How bad could it be? / [[Dr. Muskiday reads clipboard.]] / Dr. Muskiday: Curses. / [[Close up of tablet with many lines to fill out.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050921.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday are at the Nemesis Registration window]]
/ Attendant: To register as a "Foe" is $10 dollars but you're only allowed to pull bank jobs. / Attendant: For $500 you're registered as a Rogue. You get B-list heroes and a wider range of crime. / Attendant: For $5,000, you get... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050922.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Muskiday: I can't believe it! You're going to be an Arch-enemy! And how lucky to get registered to Captain Heroic! / Dr. Muskiday: He's right here in TOWN! Do you know what you're going to save in hotel expenses? Say, how DID you manage that? / Dr. Haynus: Two Arch-enemy level villains registered... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050923.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Evil Inc., how may I misdirect your call?
/ Voice: I just signed a contract with the devil, but I changed my mind. How can I get out of it? / Lightning Lady: Did you sign in blood?
/ Voice: No. Blue ballpoint pen. / Lightning Lady: Did you smell brimstone?
/ Voice: No. "Right... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050924.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Mr Nukkel: Dr. Haynus has budgeted $50,000 for our department to make a plot to stop Capt. Heroic.
/ Miss Match: Wow! I get to spend 50-grand on a project?! / Mr. Nukkel: Um. No one said anything about spending a cent. I want a rough draft on my desk by three. [[brandishing a pocketwatch]]
/ Miss Match:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050926.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Background sign, partially obscured, reads "Evil Inc. Dept. of Plots & schemes]]
/ Miss Match: We've got $50,000 earmarked for the Captain Heroic project... Why can't I spend any of it?!
/ Harry Nukkle: You don't understand. / [[Nukkle stands before a door with the department sign on it]]
/ Harry Nukkle:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050927.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: I can't do this project without a new computer.
/ Harry Nukkle: But you just *had* an upgrade! / Miss Match: A new mousepad is not an upgrade.
/ Harry Nukkle: Still... your computer works just fine.
/ Miss Match: Here's what I want. Just requisition it. / Miss Match: And this time, I want... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050928.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Scene: A dungeon-looking area, with a sign reading "Evil Inc. Department of Magic & Occult Study"]
/ One-Eyed Creature [[leading Miss Match down the halls]]: Most employees don't know this department exists. Did you have trouble finding us? / Miss Match: No... I just followed the stench of rotting... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050929.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Witch [[gazing into crystal ball]]: The secret ball of surreption knows all secrets and shrouded facts.
/ Miss Match: What is Captain Heroic's weakness? / [[The crystal ball reveals a lit bomb.]]
/ Miss Match: Captain Heroic is vulnerable to a simple explosive?!?
/ Witch: I think I need to re-boot. / [[Witch... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20050930.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Evil Inc., how may I misdirect your call? / Lightning Lady: You accidentally pulled the pin on one of our hand grenades?! OK. Stay calm. It won't explode as long as your hand is on the safety lever. / Lightning Lady: I'm going to connect you with one of our emergency technicians.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051001.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Witch [[gazing into crystal ball]]: Show me Captain Heroic's weakness!
/ Miss Match: A green dot? / Miss Match: Did your crystal ball crash again?
/ Witch: Nope. It's working fine. / Miss Match: A green dot. Captain Heroic is vulenrable to a green dot?!!
/ Witch: The crystal ball does not lie! / [[Scene... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051003.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic [[in civilian guise, reading to his son]]: "Shark's skeletons are made out of cartilage."
/ Captain Heroic's Son: What's that? / Captain Heroic: Cartilage is that soft stuff in your nose. / [[Silence, as both sit there a moment]] / Captain Heroic's Son: Sharks are made out of booger... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051004.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic's Son: Dad! Come to the back yard -- Quick! My pet shark is sick!
/ Captain Heroic [[in civilian identity]]: Maybe he needs a nurse shark. / Captain Heroic's Son: Daddy! Stop joking! He's in the pool and he's sick!
/ Captain Heroic: Ok, ok, what kinda shark *is* he? / Captain Heroic's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051005.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Fish [[on phone]]: Hi hon. Oh, your son's doing fine. / Fish: He's still on his obsession with sharks. We've been reading about them all day. / Fish [[about to be swallowed]]: Have I encouraged him to *pretend* he's a shark? / [Cut to the Heroic home]
/ Captain Heroic [[in civilian guise, with son... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051006.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Shark [Captain Heroic's Son]: The Great White Shark's tummy is grumbling.
/ Fish [Captain Heroic]: Maybe he ate someone who disagreed with him.
/ Shark: Very funny, daddy. / [[Small goldfish float in the upper corner]]
/ Shark: The Great White Shark smells... food! / Shark: His favorite! GOLDFISH! / [Scene... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051007.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic [[on phone, in civilian garb]]: Hi honey... we're just finishing up lunch. / Captain Heroic: The good news is his obsession with sharks has made it so I don't have any trouble getting him to brush his teeth. The bad news...? / [[Captain Heroic's son, still imitating a shark, is biting... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051008.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc. sign looms in background]]
/ Loathsome Lobster: Stand aside, land dweller! I will have audience with Evil Atom NOW!
/ Lightning Lady: No one gets by without an appointment!
/ Loathsome Lobster: But I am the *Loathsome Lobster*! / Lightning Lady: You're alligator chow, pal!
/ [[Lightning Lady... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051010.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: You made reservations at Chez Lex?! This is *the* top dining spot for super-villains!
/ Maitre d': Newborne... Table for Two? / Maitre d': I'm sorry, sir... we have a very strict dress policy. / Keagan [[pulling out a tie]]: Not to worry, my good man... I expected as much. Voila!
/ Maitre... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051011.html |
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