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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CMDR. HEROIC and CAPT. HEROIC on a rooftop.]] / CMDR. HEROIC: Be careful, son...a leopard doesn't change his stripes... / CAPT. HEROIC: You shoulda SEEN her, Pop...The way she swooped in...PURE HERO. You can't FAKE that, and-- / CAPT. HEROIC: Wait. Leopards don't have stripes. / CMDR. HEROIC:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Cmdr. Heroic and Capt. Heroic talk on a roof top]] / / Cmdr. Heroic: Be careful, son... A leopard doesn't change his stripes... / / Capt. Heroic: You shoulda seen her, pop... The way she swooped in... Pure hero. You can't fake that, and -- / [[Cmdr. Heroic remembers Capt. Leopard]] / / Capt. Heroic:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPT. HEROIC: It was so wonderful...the way she came in for the assist... / CMDR. HEROIC: "Assist." / CMDR. HEROIC: Boy...she cleaned your clock. / CAPT. HEROIC: She had to make it look that way. Otherwise people might have suspected she's good. / CMDR. HEROIC: Trust me, lad...Nobody suspects she's...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Cmdr. Heroic and Capt. Heroic talk on a roof top]] / / Capt. Heroic: It was so wonderful... The way she came in for the assist... / Cmdr. Heroic: "Assist." / / Cmdr. Heroic: Boy... She cleaned you clock. / Capt Heroic: She had to make it look that way. Otherwise people might have suspected she'd good. / /...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPTAIN and COMMANDER HEROIC flying.]] / CAP: Is that what it was like when you used to battle evil together? / CMDR: Sometimes... / CAP: ...and the other times...? / [[CMDR. HEROIC flashes back to himself and MS. AMAZING in a spaceship painted in his colors.]] / MS. AMAZING (inside): This doesn't LOOK...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Cmdr. Heroic and Capt. Heroic talk about Cmdr. Heroic's early days fighting along side Ms. Amazing while flying over the city]] / / Capt. Heroic: Is that what it was like when you used to battle evil together? / Cmdr. Heroic: Sometimes... / [[Cmdr. Heroic remembers flying around the galaxy with Ms....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic PERSONNEL FILE: CAPT. LEOPARD / AGE: Deceased. / HEIGHT: 6'3" / WEIGHT: 250 / FAMILY: Widow / NAME: Lester Terwilliger / ORIGIN: During World War II, Lester volunteered for an experimental drug that would enable soldiers to assume characteristics favorable to the North African terrain--in Lester's case,...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog WINGMAN: Hey, is that a new iPhone? / CAPT. HEROIC: All the heroes are switching to them! / HEROIC: These things can do EVERYTHING! / [[Cut to a certain DARK KNIGHT checking out his new belt, which is devoid of belts or capsules, but now features an iPhone.]] / FAITHFUL BUTLER: Alas, I'm afraid I've...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic and Wingman look at the new iPhone]] / / Wingman: Why, is that a new iPhone? / Capt. Heroic: All the heroes are switching to them! / / Capt. Heroic: These things can do everything! / [[Batman admires the iPhone on his utility belt in a mirror]] / / Alfred: Alas, I'm afraid I've become...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog Yes Mr. Logan, We received your unit in our repairs department. I know a lot of heroes are switching to Iphones, but maybe you're more of a blackberry guy.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic TECHIE: Legion of Justice Tech Support...May I save you? / TECHIE: Yes, Mister Logan, we received your unit in our Repairs Department. / TECHIE: I know a lot of heroes are switching to iPhones... / TECHIE: ...but maybe you're more of a BlackBerry guy. / [[He holds LOGAN'S iPhone, which has three...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CMDR. HEROIC: Using an iPhone to fight crime? What are ya gonna do to the bad guys...HANG UP on 'em? / CAPT. HEROIC: Pop, all crime-fighting is digital these days... / CMDR. HEROIC: You don't know from "digital." How's it work against a heavy like Ginormasaurus? / CAPT. HEROIC: I can sccess background...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic and Cmdr. Heroic talk about the iPhone]] / / Cmdr. Heroic: Using an iPhone to fight crime? What are ya gonna do to the bad guys... Hang up on 'em? / Capt. Heroic: Pop, all crime-fighting is digital these days... / / Cmdr. Heroic: You don't know from "digital." How's it work against a heavy...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CMDR. HEROIC: You think you're breaking new ground with this iPhone, but there's a long history [of] phone use by heroes. / I spent a lot of time in phone booths! / CMDR. HEROIC: Try doing a COSTUME CHANGE with an iPhone... / CAPT. HEROIC: You might be surprised... / [[ANOTHER HERO whistles softly...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic and Cmdr. Heroic talk about the iPhone]] / / Cmdr. Heroic: You think you're breaking new ground with this iPhone, but there's a long history phone-use by heroes. I spent a lot of time in phone booths! / / Cmdr. Heroic: Try doing a costume change with an iPhone... / [[A hero calmly changes...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Closeup of CAPT. HEROIC's iPhone. Applications include BattleCry, CapeWatch, Macebook, AssylumNet, SignalMe, iVILF, SevretID, AlienTalker, Twitter, DimensionMap, iSidekick, ChaseMusic, 1stAid and several others whose tags are obscured.]] / [[Insert panel as CAP selects iQuip.]] / CAP: Heh... / [[A...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic looks over the app's on his iPhone]] / [[Capt. Heroic selects the iQuip app on his iPhone]] / / Capt. Heroic: heh... / [[An enormous lizard like villain preparers to grab Capt. Heroic from behind]] / / Capt. Heroic: This is gonna kill 'im. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}}...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I see Evil Inc is now selling plot mentoring and monitoring. How does that work? / LIGHTNING LADY: Our mentoring kit includes the course guide, 12 CDs and three DVDs featuring the top 10 plots of the 21st century. / LIGHTNING LADY: Once...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, home of CMDR. HEROIC and MS. AMAZING.]] / MS. AMAZING: I agree with your father. A leopard never changes his stripes... / CAPT. HEROIC: MA! "Spots!" / MS. AMAZING: Didn't he ever tell you about Captain Leopard? He refused a promotion because-- / CAP: MA!! / MS. AMAZING: Anyway...You...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic discuses the Ms. Match situation with his parents]] / / Ms. Amazing: I agree with your father. A leopard never changes his stripes... / Capt. Heroic: Ma! "spots!" / / Ms. Amazing: Didn't he ever tell you about Captain Leopard? He refused a promotion because -- / Capt. Heroic: Ma!! / Ms....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MS. AMAZING: I hope your wife DOES decide to become a hero. It would have many benefits... / There's her power, her experience, her tactical experience... / CMDR. HEROIC: Don't bother. All he cares about is the "PTS." / MS. AMAZING: Oh, Lordy... / CMDR. HEROIC: POST-THWART SEX! / [[CAPT. HEROIC...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic discuses the Ms. Match situation with his parents]] / / Ms. Amazing: I hope your wife does decided to become a hero. It would have many benefits... There's her power, her experience, her tactical experience... / Cmdr. Heroic: Don't bother. All he cares about is the "PTS." / [[Capt. Heroic...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MISS MATCH-2, working at the coffee shop, thinks to herself.]] / MISS MATCH-2: I don't know why I'm having these feelings for this dimension's Captain Heroic. In my universe, Cap's just...Cap. / MISS MATCH-2: But over here, I see an entirely different side of him. If I ever get back home... / But...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match reflects on Capt. Heroic while she works at the coffee house]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) I don't know why I'm having these feelings for this dimension's Captain Heroic. In my universe, Cap's just... Cap. / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) But over here, I see an entirely...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Coffe Shop at which Alt-Miss Match and pondering her life]] / Alt-Miss Match: This world wouldn't seem to lonesome if I could find someone else to relate to...someone to get my mind off cap. / [[Man enters the coffee shop wearing a duck T-shirt, very agitates]] / Dave Kellett: Ohmygosh IneedtobeatworkinfiveminutesbuttIjusthavetohaveanicedquadventiwithwhipskinnycaramelmacchiatotogo. / Alt-Miss...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic MISS MATCH-2 (to herself): This world wouldn't seem so lonesome if I could find someone else to relate to...Someone to get my mind off Cap. / HYPER CUSTOMER: OhmygoshIneedtobe at workinfiveminutesbutIjusthaveto have anicedquadventiwithwhipskinnycaramelmacchiatotogo. / [[He smiles.]] / MISS MATCH-2:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog REDHEADED BARISTA: Would you mind closing up tonight? My boyfriend is waiting for me... / MISS MATCH-2: Sure. / [[REDHEADED BARISTA waves as MISS MATCH-2 switches the sign in the window to CLOSED.]] / MISS MATCH-2: Heck, I might as well sign up to close EVERY night... / MISS MATCH-2 (narration):...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match works at her coffee house job]] / / Coffee House Employee: Would you mind closing up tonight? My boyfriend is waiting for me... / Parallel Ms. Match: Sure. / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Heck, I may as well sign up to close every night... / [[A pair of glowing eyes highlights...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I'm calling to complain about one of your drivers! / LIGHTNING LADY: Was he driving inappropriately? / PHONE VOICE: I'll say he is! He just cut me off! / LIGHTNING LADY: I'm sorry to hear that. Give me his identification number, and...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog <> / MISS MATCH-2: I'm sorry, the sign says "closed." / [[WEEDMASTER grabs her shoulder, startling her.]] / WEEDMASTER: I prefer "open" as in open the safe for WEEDMASTER! / MISS MATCH-2: This is a coffee shop. The bank's two blocks down the street. / WEEDMASTER: You've been charging...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match hears someone enter the coffee shop]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: I'm sorry, the sign says "closed." / <> / [[A leaf covered villain surprises Parallel Ms. Match grabbing her shoulder]] / / Weed Master: I prefer "open" as in open the safe for... Weedmaster! / / Parallel...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[WEEDMASTER holds up a swag bag in front of MISS MATCH-2.]] / WEEDMASTER: Fill 'er up, sweet thing! Twenties and up! / MISS MATCH-2 (to herself): Sure, pal, just let me hit this little button under the counter first... / [[The button is marked "Silent Alarm."]] / MISS MATCH-2 (to herself): ...SOMEONE'S...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match gets robbed by Weed Master]] / / Weed Master: Fill 'er up sweet thing! Twenties and up! / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) Sure, pal, just let me hit this button under the counter first... / [[Capt. Heroic flies towards the coffee house as Parallel Ms. Match fills Weed Masters sack...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPT. HEROIC: Weedmaster! I thought I pulled you outta King City! Now you're HERE?! / [[WEEDMASTER shoots him with a pollen gun.]] / WEEDMASTER: How a-pollen! / [[CAP reacts to the pollen.]] / CAP: ah.. / CAP: AH... / CAP: CHOO! / [[The force of his sneeze throws WEEDMASTER headfirst into a wall.]] / <> / CAP:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Weed Master shoots Capt. Heroic with a pollen gun as they do battle in the coffee shop]] / / Capt. Heroic: WeedMaster! I thought I pulled you outta King City! Now you're here?! / Weed Master: How a-pollen! / [[Capt. Heroic begins to sneeze]] / / Capt. Heroic: ah... / / Capt. Heroic: AH... / [[Capt....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC, having defeated WEEDMASTER, recognizes MISS MATCH-2--sort of.]] / CAP: What are YOU doing here?! / MISS MATCH-2 (now in costume): I thought you might need some help... / (thinking) ...and I happened to have my uniform on under my clothes. / CAP: Y'know...this newfound desire to be...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic is shocked to see Parallel Ms. Match]] / / Capt. Heroic: What are you doing here?! / / Parallel Ms. Match: I thought you might need some help... (thinking)...And I happened to have my uniform on under my clothes. / / Capt. Heroic: Y'know... This new found desire to be good is making me...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC and MISS MATCH-2 in a long, deep kiss.]] / [[She pushes him away. WEEDMASTER lies unconscious in the background.]] / MISS MATCH-2: Stop. We shouldn't be doing this. / CAP: Don't worry! Who's gonna see us? / [[Well, WEEDMASTER, for one, as he opens one eye.]]
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic and Parallel Ms. Match embrace and kiss in the aftermath of Capt. Heroic's battle with Weed Master]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: Stop. we shouldn't be doing this. / [[In the corner Weed Master comes to]] / / Capt. Heroic: Don't worry! Who's gonna see us? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}}...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I need the number of a dentist that accepts Evil Inc insurance. / LIGHTNING LADY: What's the problem? / PHONE VOICE: I designed a dental implant that, when I smiled, emitted a hypnotic beam that would make people become attracted to me. / PHONE...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC grimaces as he reads THE DAILY TIMES. The front-page headline reads: CAUGHT WITH HIS CAPE DOWN. There's a photo of WEEDMASTER.]] / [[CMDR. HEROIC rubs his aching head as he reads the same article. The headline inside his paper reads: VILLAIN: MY RIGHT TO SPEEDY TRIAL THWARTED BY SUPER...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Capt. Heroic grimaces as he looks over a newspaper reading "Caught With His Cape Down" about his affair with Parallel Ms. Match caught by Weed Master]] / [[Cmdr. Heroic holds his forehead as he reads the same article]] / [[Weed Master clips the article out of the paper in his prison cell]] / [[Ms....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MISS MATCH-2, wreathed in flame, hovers above the clouds. CAPT. HEROIC flies up to meet her.]] / CAP: I came as soon as I got your message... / CAP: I'm sorry...I thought I was ABOVE this sort of thing... / MISS MATCH-2: I guess that's forgivable... / [[A gap in the clouds shows just how high...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match and Capt. Heroic meet high in the sky]] / / Capt. Heroic: I came as soon as I got your message... / / Capt. Heroic: I'm sorry... I thought I was above this sort of thing... / / Parallel Ms. Match: I guess that's forgivable... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c)...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPT. HEROIC: I almost blew it ALL...our secret marriage...our secret identities...If they found out about us...What would I do if they found out about OSCAR? / [[MISS MATCH-2 just hovers there and listens.]] / CAP: He didn't ask to have a super-hero dad or a super-villain mom...We simply must never...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match and Capt. Heroic meet high in the sky]] / / Capt. Heroic: I almost blew it all... Our secret marriage... Our secret identities... If they found out about us... What would I do if they found out about Oscar? / / Capt. Heroic: He didn't ask to have a super-hero dad or a super-villain...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[MISS MATCH-2 flies away.]] / MISS MATCH-2: Dumb / Dumb / DUMB / Of COURSE they have a kid! / MISS MATCH-2: That cinches it! I'm going to find Dr. Muskiday and FORCE him to send me back to my own dimension. He's GOT to! There's just no other alternative... / MISS MATCH-2: I refuse to be a home-wrecker. / [[Her...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Ms. Match scorches over the city]] / / Parallel Ms. Match: Dumb dumb dumb Of course they have a kid! / / Parallel Ms. Match: (thinking) That cinches it! I'm going to find Dr. Muskiday and force him to send me back to my own dimension. He's got to! There's just no other alternative... / [[Parallel...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: Meanwhile, the Miss Match of THIS dimension is on the hunt. / [[She has a terrified cop up against a wall. She's holding him up with one hand and his feet are off the ground.]] / MISS MATCH: Where's Captain Heroic? / COP: He was thwarting a heist, got a call, and flew straight into the clouds. / [[She...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Meanwhile, the Miss Match of this dimension is on the hunt. Ms. Match holds a terrified cop in the air by his collar]] / / Ms. Match: Where's Captain Heroic? / / Cop: He was thwarting a heist, got a call, and flew straight into the clouds. / [[A hand reaches for Ms. Match as she walks down an alley...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I h-- / DR. HYPNO: FOOL! You will fall prey to Dr. Hypno! You are getting sleeeeeepy! Verrry sleeeeeeepy... / LIGHTNING LADY: YOU'RE getting creepy... / DR. HYPNO: Not "creepy." "SLEEPY." Say it! / LIGHTNING LADY: *Sigh* Getting sleepy. Very sleepy. / DR....
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC-2 has grabbed MISS MATCH.]] / CAP-2: I'll let you go on one condition. Do you promise not to scream? / MISS MATCH: Do YOU? / CAP-2: Huh? / [[MISS MATCH lifts one leg...]] / <> / MISS MATCH: I'm impressed. You didn't scream. / [[CAP-2 is lying on the ground in a fetal position,...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Capt. Heroic holds Ms. Match silent in an alleyway]] / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: I'll let you go on one condition. Do you promise not to scream? / Ms. Match: Do you? / [[Ms. Match raises one leg]] / / Parallel Capt. Heroic: Huh? / <> / [[Parallel Capt. Heroic lies on the ground in the...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH: It's all making sense now...the black costume...the running around behind my back...the cheating... / [[The very-confused CAPT. HEROIC-2 says nothing.]] / MISS MATCH: Do you think you can just start fresh with no consequences for the choices you made--ret-con me out of your life? / MISS...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Parallel Capt. Heroic is mistaken for Capt. Heroic by Ms. Match]] / / Ms. Match: It's all making sense now... The black costume... The running around behind my back... The cheating... / / Ms. Match: Do you think you can just start fresh with no consequences for the choices you made -- ret-con me out...
 

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