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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[CAPT. HEROIC rockets toward the lava flow as the decoder ring falls in.]] / <> / [[CAP dives right into the lava with a fiery splash.]] / <> / <> / [[Tongues of fire and wisps of smoke rise from the place he hit.]] / WINGMAN: Whew. Glad I didn't tell him about his Reggie...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog PHONE VOICE: Oh, wait. I had the silly thing in reverse. / PHONE VOICE: For some reason, I'm not going forward at all. / PHONE VOICE: I want to use it to go to the future, but I think I'm doing something wrong. / PHONE VOICE: I have a question about the Evil Inc. Time Machine. / LIGHTNING LADY:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[WINGMAN and the GRANDGAMER.]] / WINGMAN: I'm ready to advance to the next r-- / <> / [[WINGMAN'S eyes cross and his jaw goes slack. There's a steaming round mark in the middle of his forehead.]] / [[WINGMAN falls backward, out cold.]] / <> / [[CAPT. HEROIC, covered in soot and wearing...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: And now...to decide who faces Captain Heroic in the final battle...Miss Match versus Evil Atom! / EVIL ATOM: Shall I defeat you or merely fire you? / <> / [[EVIL ATOM is sooty and smoking. MISS MATCH is untouched and hovering, wreathed in flame.]] / MISS MATCH: I was wondering...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: Evil Atom makes the first, devastating strike... / <> / [[MISS MATCH recoils from the blast.]] / [[GRANDGAMER and CAPT. HEROIC watch from the heroes' temporary base. CAP winces.]] / GRANDGAMER: I figured I'd watch this one with you. / <> / <> / GRANDGAMER: This is...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM blasts MISS MATCH, knocking her back.]] / <> / [[As she tries to get her bearings, he powers up for a major blast.]] / EVIL ATOM: I'm sorry it has to come to this, Miss Match... / [[EVIL ATOM lets go with both hands...]] / <> / [[...and CAPT. HEROIC flies from the base at super-speed...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: Winner by forfeit: EVIL ATOM! / [[As the GRANDGAMER and EVIL ATOM walk off, MISS MATCH turns on CAPT. HEROIC.]] / MISS MATCH: What...did you do...that...for? / CAP: I...I couldn't watch him hurt you. / MISS MATCH: You IDIOT! I think I could have focused a nova-intensity blast between...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: One of your witches put a hoax on me! / LIGHTNING LADY: Sir, you mean she put a "hex" on you. / PHONE VOICE: She says that now I'll be able to listen to my girlfriend talk about her day and always be interested and attentive. / LIGHTNING...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, heroes' temporary base on the world of the GRANDGAMER.]] / CAPTION: OUR STORY SO FAR... / The Grandgamer of the Universe has pitted four heroes and four villains against one another in a tournament. The grand prize is a wish to be granted by the godlike host. / CAPTION: IT COMES DOWN TO...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, heroes' temporary base.]] / CAPTION: Gathered at a safe distance, the fallen participants look on. / [[Inside, heroes and villains alike are gathered.]] / WINGMAN: I got twenty bucks that says Cap wins... / [[The $20 bill is ELASTIC MAN (must be a pretty heavy twenty).]] / OFFPANEL VOICE:...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPT. HEROIC: Atom, we can spend all day throwing powers at each other...or we can settle this like men--Hand-to-hand combat! / [[EVIL ATOM hits CAP with a nuclear blast.]] / <> / EVIL ATOM: You think I've never seen a hero movie from the 80s?! / CAP: It worked for Ford Fairlane.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM blasts CAPT. HEROIC, who is unaffected.]] / CAP: You can't beat me. I'm invulnerable. You'll wear out pretty soon, and then I'll take care of you. / EVIL ATOM: The way you take care of Miss Match? / CAP: Wha--? How'd you--? / [[EVIL ATOM backhands CAP out of the panel.]] / EVIL ATOM:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Exterior, base.]] / VOICE FROM INSIDE: Evil Atom has Cap off balance. He's battering away at him! / [[EVIL ATOM holds his hands on either side of CAPT. HEROIC's head. CAP looks bad.]] / EVIL ATOM: Speaking of invulnerability...How deep does it go? Can you take a nuclear blast INSIDE your skull...? / [[ATOM...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I have a complaint about my Evil Inc toupee! / PHONE VOICE: Your brochure promises if I wear this hairpiece, no one will ever think I'm bald! / PHONE VOICE: But every time I wear it, this little piece of paper pops out from underneath...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM has CAPT. HEROIC by the shirt. CAP is limp and glowing a sickly green. ATOM is, well...]] / EVIL ATOM: Feel that? I'm pumping enough toxic radiation into you to give CANCER cancer. / [[ATOM knocks CAP over backwards.]] / EVIL ATOM: It's a boy, isn't it? I'll bet you have a son. Maybe...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[EVIL ATOM's eyes are glowing green, he's got radiation pouring off him and he's sweating profusely. CAPT. HEROIC lies prone in the background.]] / EVIL ATOM: And now, Captain Heroic, I'm going to do something I've wanted to do for a long...long...time... / [[Shot of the planet from space. The mushroom...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog EVIL ATOM: I wish / EVIL ATOM: ...for...*pant pant* / YOU! / [[Pokes the shocked GRANDGAMER in the chest.]] / GRANDGAMER: ...Me? / EVIL ATOM: You. *huff* Your power. *gasp* Your knowledge. *wheeze* All of it. I want it for my own. / GRANDGAMER: I can't do that. / EVIL ATOM: There are cosmic...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: Evil Atom, I cannot grant your wish. And I have a very good reason. / EVIL ATOM: It better be tremendous. / [[CAPT. HEROIC appears, apparently undamaged, and backhands EVIL ATOM.]] / CAPT. HEROIC: Oh, it IS. / EVIL ATOM: I'll...I'll... / CAP: You've expended your power. It'll take...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: Captain Heroic WINS! / EVIL ATOM: Well played, Captain. You've won the wish from our omnipotent host, but let me give you some advice: Make it count. / EVIL ATOM (getting right in CAP's face): Because now that I know the SECRET about your FAMILY, you're going to need something BIG...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I need legal advice. / PHONE VOICE: On my website, I've run a number of posts accusing my enemy of cheating and dishonest behavior. / LIGHTNING LADY: Do you have any proof of this? / PHONE VOICE: Of COURSE not. / LIGHTNING LADY: Wait....
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[The SCARLET WITCH is confronted by a mob of giant ants, one of whom holds up placards with his dialogue on them.]] / ANT: We had an agreement. / ANT: When you were at the height of your power. / ANT: ...you were supposed to grant our wish and fix our problem / SCARLET WITCH: *sigh* OK... / No...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: Oscar had POWERS. / [[Cut to fantasy sequence as CAP and MISS MATCH watch a glowing, grinning OSCAR run past.]] / CAP: Now we don't have to worry about Evil Atom attacking Oscar. / MISS MATCH:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: I had supreme power. / [[Fantasy sequence: CAP hovers outside Evil Inc. EVIL ATOM leans out a window.]] / EVIL ATOM: I KNOW your secret! I know about your FAMILY! / CAP: That's why I'm putting...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: Atom forgets my secret. / [[Fantasy sequence.]] / MISS MATCH: We need to talk about what happened on Battleworld. You interfered with my battle against Evil Atom. / CAP: I was SAVING you!...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog CAPTION: As Captain Heroic decides how to use his ONE WISH, he asks himself... / WHAT IF...? / CAPT. HEROIC: Miss Match was a hero. / [[Fantasy sequence. MISS MATCH snatches up DR. HAYNUS.]] / HAYNUS: You'll pay for this! YOU'LL PAY! / [[CAP snatches up DR. MUSKIDAY.]] / MUSKIDAY: You'll pay for...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / PHONE VOICE: I'd like to rent a hide-in. / LIGHTNING LADY: You mean a "hideout." / PHONE VOICE: No, once I'm "OUT," I'm no longer "HIDING." I need a "hide-IN." / LIGHTNING LADY: We don't offer a "hide-in." We have hideOUTS, hideAWAYS and hidey-HOLES--...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog GRANDGAMER: I'm willing to grant you one wish. And, since you fought so valiantly, I'm going to do you a favor... / CAPT. HEROIC: Gee...Thanks! / [[The GRANDGAMER addresses the assembled heroes and villains.]] / GRANDGAMER: What would you do if you had... / ONE... / MORE... / DAY... / [[A brawl breaks...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH: This is simple: Wish for godlike power and wipe out Evil Atom! / CAPT. HEROIC: You KNOW I can't do that. / CAP: "With great power comes great responsibility." That would be an irresponsible use of godlike power. / MISS MATCH: If you have the power of a god, you're not responsible to...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog MISS MATCH: If you're not going to use your wish to fix Evil Atom, then use it to fix our marriage. / CAPT. HEROIC: I thought of that. / MISS MATCH: Think of how much better it would be for us if we didn't have the hero-villain conflict. / MISS MATCH: *sigh*...Make me a hero. / CAP: Honest? / MISS...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic CAPT. HEROIC: You'd throw away everything--your very identity--to save our marriage? / MISS MATCH: Of COURSE. I LOVE you. / [[They kiss.]] / CAP (looking up): I'm ready to make my wish. / <> / [[Back on Gamerworld.]] / CAP: "Bomf?" / GRANDGAMER: I'm pretty sure "bamf" was copyrighted.
 

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