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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | GRANDGAMER: I'm ready to grant your wish.
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Good. / CAP: But I'm not making one. / GRANDGAMER: You're...not?
/ CAP: I have an amazing wife and a great kid. And I'm not doing anything that would change them an iota. / GRANDGAMER: Are you sure? Evil Atom is still steamed. He spent... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091023.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I wish to register a complaint. / PHONE VOICE: The Evil Inc Workout Machine I bought is horrible! / PHONE VOICE: The treadmill has iron spikes and shoots fire. / LIGHTNING LADY: No pain, no gain. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091024.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: You did WHAT?!
/ CAPT. HEROIC: I didn't use my wish. / CAP: Our marriage has been suffering because we've both been wondering if we would be better off married to someone more suitable. / CAP: But we're NOT. We're married to each other. / CAP (drawing her closer): And we still love... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091026.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH and CAPT. HEROIC in a loving embrace.]]
/ MISS MATCH: I love you. / CAP: So you're not mad that I passed on an opportunity to have a wish granted by a godlike being? / MISS MATCH: No, but I'm too emotional to fry the contents of your skull with a nova blast right now.
/ CAP: A raincheck,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091027.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: What about Oscar?
/ CAPT. HEROIC: He's going to have to wear his battlesuit more often. / CAP: And I'll talk to Dad about getting his weaponry updated. / MISS MATCH: Cap, the whole family is going to be at war with Evil Atom.
/ CAP: Yeah... / CAP (smiling broadly and rubbing his hands... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091028.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MISS MATCH: I don't think you fully appreciate the magnitude of how our lives are going to change. / MISS MATCH: I'm certain to be fired from Evil Inc, and that means that one or both of us are going to have to use our secret identities to find employment. / MISS MATCH: And THAT means Oscar will... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091029.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: The twenty-four hour head-start Grandgamer promised us is almost over.
/ CAPT. HEROIC: So there's still time? / MISS MATCH: I'm sure there's time for Grandgamer to fulfill your wish if you have one. Do you?
/ CAP (grinning): I do. / [[He sweeps her into his arms and grins even bigger.]]
/ CAP:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091030.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Can I buy a used time machine? / LIGHTNING LADY: Why a used one?
/ PHONE VOICE: I'm going to use them for parts--create some loading docks for my factory. / PHONE VOICE: See, the way I have it figured, if I build a couple loading docks... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091031.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Back on Gamerworld, two voices come from behind a bluff.]]
/ VOICE: We're gonna get sent back home soon. And when we do, we can never speak of our little "thing."
/ VOICE 2: I had fun. You had fun. Let's leave it at that. / [[One of the voices is LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Besides...who... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091102.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Exterior, Gamerworld Base.]]
/ GRANDGAMER (from inside): Evil Atom! Time to go--ho boy...
/ EVIL ATOM (also from inside): Check out my new threads! / [[EVIL ATOM is wearing a new version of his costume, black with white trim.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: I used a machine I found, and this goop came out, covered... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom rants about his discovery of Capt. Heroic and Miss Match relationship in his office]]
/ / Evil Atom: I gained knowledge of the marriage between Captain Heroic and Miss Match -- which I will use to destroy him. / / Evil Atom: And when I do, there will be nothing to stop me from achieving all... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091104.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | EVIL ATOM: No one else knows about Captain Heroic's secret marriage to Miss Match, and I'm telling ONLY you, Death Fog. If anything happens to ME, use the information to defeat our foe. / EVIL ATOM: Now leave while I scheme. / [[EVIL ATOM remains in his office. Out in the reception area, DESDEMONA... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[EVIL ATOM stands on a rooftop overlooking the city.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: Wherever you are, Captain Heroic, I'll find you. I'll exploit your weakness--your family--to defeat you. / [[He whirls at the sound of CAPT. HEROIC's voice.]]
/ CAP: I wouldn't do that, if I were you. / EVIL ATOM (striking a defiant... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I ordered a super power from Evil Inc, and I need to return it. / PHONE VOICE: I meant to write "venomous" on the form, but I wrote "poisonous" instead. Now, I can only hurt an opponent if I'm chewed up and ingested! / LIGHTNING LADY:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[NITE OWL and VESPIDAE stand by as LIGHTNING LADY reacts to MISS MATCH's news.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: YOU GOT THE AX?!?
/ MISS MATCH: ...and his little, black hood, too...but I don't think it's going to make a difference.
/ [[MM holds a black executioner's hood in one hand and a huge ax in the other. The... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091109.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[MISS MATCH has a box of stuff.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: I'm so upset to see you cleaning out your desk. / [[MISS MATCH and LIGHTNING LADY stand there silently.]] / [[Same as second panel.]] / [[Same as second panel.]] / MISS MATCH (big fake grin and kinda crazy eyes): Oh! Right! ABSOLUTELY!
/ OFFPANEL... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CMDR. HEROIC: Now that your wife lost her JOB, are you gonna stop sending Oscar to the Evil Inc Charter School? / CAPT. HEROIC: No...We faked his enrollment papers to hide any connections to either of us. So he's OK for now. / CMDR. HEROIC: Sure...He's OK until the teacher tries to schedule a conference... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091111.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CMDR. HEROIC: You're OK with Oscar continuing to attend the Evil Inc Charter School?
/ CAPT. HEROIC: It's THAT or public school system here in the city. / CMDR.: But aren't you worried about the violence...the shootings...the crime...? / CAP: Of COURSE we are. / CAP: ...which is why we sent him... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CMDR. HEROIC: Honestly, son...a school run by Evil Inc...? I've never questioned your parenting, but... / CAPT. HEROIC: Oscar is going to learn more about the criminal mindset over there than in the best hero-run institution.
/ CMDR.: What if it TURNS him evil? / CAP: Dad, where did YOU go to school? / CMDR.:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception Desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you? / Caller: I want to complain about the villain team-up I booked through you guys. / / Caller: She was awful! Spent two hours in my bathroom primping before the big battle! Even left her... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CMDR. HEROIC and CAPT. HEROIC on patrol.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: I hope you're right about sending Oscar to the Evil Inc Charter School. I just want him to have a normal childhood like you did.
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Normal? / CAP: Dad, you were pulled into Principal Penny's office so often he finally gave you... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: Dad, when I was in school, my powers had already manifest themselves. I was becoming a little hero. / [[Flashback to the young CAP, in civilian clothes, striding past a line of adults.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: Commissioner...Dr. Smith...Chief...Sergeant...Let me start by commending you all on... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Flashback continues: The inquiry into YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC's involvement with a disaster at his school.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: Let's not blame the victim, here. I found those explosive chemicals laying around Mr. Hayes' Chem lab. It was an accident waiting to happen.
/ HAYES: Those chemicals were in a locked... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Flashback continues with a shot of PRINCIPAL PENNY's office door.]]
/ YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC (inside): Gentlemen...let's chalk this up to learning, shall we? I mean, LAST week, I DIDN'T know that mixing volatile chemicals could level a city block. Lesson learned. / [[Inside.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: This IS a school,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Still in flashback with CMDR. HEROIC and YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC in street clothes.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: We're gonna have a long talk when we get home, Mister.
/ YOUNG CAP: Why? / CMDR.: I've told you. No one can know about our super powers. We have to keep them a secret. / YOUNG CAP (sullenly): *sigh*... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's customer service desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I need to return some potions. / / Caller: I bought potions guaranteed to heighten my senses. I want to return the bottles of "hearing" and "touch"... / / Caller: But... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Flashback continues. CMDR. HEROIC and YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC arrive home. YOUNG CAP starts flying as soon as he's through the door.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: Mom! We're HOME!
/ CMDR. HEROIC: You are GROUNDED, Mister. / YOUNG CAP (hovering near his mother, MS. AMAZING, who's cooking while in full costume): But... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: School was tough. I was still learning to use my powers...like my X-ray vision. / [[Flashback: YOUNG CAP is in school, but is using his X-ray vision to watch other kids playing out in the schoolyard.]]
/ TEACHER: Mr. Masters...? / TEACHER: ...are you paying attention?
/ [[She gets right... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Flashback: CMDR. HEROIC, in civilian clothes, is back at the school.]]
/ RECEPTIONIST: Go right in. Principal Penny is expecting you.
/ CMDR. HEROIC: *sigh* / [[He enters the office. PENNY and YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC are there.]]
/ PRINCIPAL PENNY: Ah, Max! We've been expecting you! Your son and I were... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Flashback continues with MAX (CMDR. HEROIC) MASTERS and PRINCIPAL PENNY.]]
/ MAX: I'm concerned that my son is becoming the school's "problem child."
/ PENNY: Ho-ho, now... / PENNY: We in the academic community do not subscribe to such terms, Mister Masters, nor do we accept the thinking behind them. / PENNY:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091126.html |
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