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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[OSCAR, wearing his battlesuit, flies in the window.]]
/ OSCAR: Hi Dad! I'm HOME! / [[CAPT. HEROIC holds a slip of paper.]]
/ CAP: A disciplinary notice?! What did you do?
/ OSCAR: Heh! You haven't seen the news? / [[NEWS REPORTER on TV screen.]]
/ REPORTER: --the scene along the shore of Lake... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091127.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc... How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: This is Detective Simmons from the Eighteenth Precinct. / SIMMONS: We've cracked your plan to steal the hands of Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood and a bunch of other singers. / SIMMONS: But it's driving... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: Cap, we can't live like this. Evil Atom could strike at any MOMENT!
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Relax... / CAP: I had a little talk with him, remember?
/ MISS MATCH: But... / MISS MATCH: How long before he realizes you were BLUFFING about that "What happens to my family will happen to yours" thing?... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: We need to find a replacement for my income.
/ CAPT. HEROIC: We will...I started taking freelance graphic-design work. / MISS MATCH: You haven't done that kind of work for YEARS!
/ CAP: I'm a fast study! / CAP: For example, I'm working on a color project, so I went to buy a new knife... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC is sitting at his computer.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Are you doing revisions on your first project?
/ CAP: Yeah. They thought my first design was "dated." / CAP: So I threw in a bunch of square brackets and put drop shadows under everything, and now they love it!
/ MISS MATCH: You're a successful... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[ALEX MASTERS, a.k.a. CAPT. HEROIC, meets with a design client.]]
/ ALEX: So, you've had a chance to review my comps, and...
/ CLIENT: I'm still not sure... / CLIENT: See... I've made a sketch of how I think the design should look...Just move the photos down here...the text up here...the header over... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[ALEX (CAPT. HEROIC) MASTERS deals with a difficult client.]]
/ CLIENT: Could you make this design "pop" more? I think it should have so--
/ [[ALEX punches him in the face.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091204.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I need to use one of my sick days. / PHONE VOICE: Mystique came over for a date last night--her cobalt-colored skin drives me crazy... / PHONE VOICE: Anyway, I got a little too "handsy" and she ended up leaving in a huff. I'm just too... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[NIGHT OWL is putting honey in his tea when VESPIDAE catches him.]]
/ VESPIDAE: STOP THAT! / VESPIDAE: Don't you know how many hours of bee labor it takes to make one teaspoon of honey?! ...Flying from flower to flower, ingesting nectar, regurgitating it into the mouth of a worker who spits it into... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091207.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | NIGHT OWL: I'm sorry I used honey in my tea. It's nothing personal...
/ VESPIDAE: I'm just asking you to THINK! / VESPIDAE: Think of all the hard-working drones who fought and died so you could enjoy nature's perfect food!
/ NIGHT OWL: Gosh, I...
/ [[THE DANDY passes by in the hallway and notices... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[THE DANDY holds up a pink envelope.]]
/ DANDY: Did you guys know it's the boss' birthday today? I got a card we could sign and--
/ VESPIDAE: Whoa! / VESPIDAE: No woman wants to be reminded of her birthday--unless it's a public display of devotion from her boyfriend. If we call attention to Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[LIGHTNING LADY is sitting glumly at her desk. MEMO pops up and wiggles a corner to get her attention.]] / [[MEMO climbs up on her desk.]] / MEMO: Why so glum? / LIGHTNING LADY: I just turned thirty-eight, I've ended a long-term relationship and I have no prospects... / MEMO: Hey! You're a... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MEMO: A woman reaches her sexual peak much later than a man.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Sometimes HOURS later. / MEMO: But society finally accepts older women dating younger men!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: What are you saying?! / MEMO: One word... / MEMO: SIDEKICKS! Think of it! Eager...energetic...green short-shorts... / LIGHTNING... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091211.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc, how may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I bought the animal telepathy kit... / PHONE VOICE: ...and for the most part, I'm happy. I can read every thought of Rex the Hell Hound. / PHONE VOICE: But every time Rex falls asleep, he projects absolutely NOTHING that is true. What... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[LIGHTNING LADY is at the coffee shop when a paper airplane pokes her.]] / [[It's MEMO.]]
/ MEMO: Your problems are solved! / MEMO: I set you up on a date with a sidekick using a web site for capes looking for love! / LIGHTNING LADY: I do not want to date a younger man--especially a sidekick! ... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[The SIDEKICK has joined LIGHTNING LADY at her table.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Listen, kid, this just ain't going to work out.
/ SIDEKICK: Hey, I just thought you looked good on the dating site, so I agreed to meet you here. / SIDEKICK: Say...if you don't like younger men, why did you agree to meet ME? / LIGHTNING... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | SIDEKICK: I can understand if you don't want to date me. We are very different. / LIGHTNING LADY: I'll say! I'm about ten years your senior.
/ SIDEKICK: FOR REAL? / LIGHTNING LADY: What differences were YOU talking about--the fact that I'm a villain?
/ SIDEKICK: You're a villain? / LIGHTNING LADY:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: You get tied up a LOT at work?
/ SIDEKICK: I'm a sidekick. It's kinda part of the gig. I'm totally used to it by now. / SIDEKICK: But...I didn't know you were a VILLAIN. My partner would never accept this.
/ [[He gets up to leave.]] / [[LIGHTNING LADY scowls and lightning crackles... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[LIGHTNING LADY returns to her office.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: *sigh*
/ MEMO: OK...so dating a sidekick ain't for you. / MEMO: Please tell me that you let him down easy. / LIGHTNING LADY: Easy? / [[Flashback to the end of her date. She's dangling the SIDEKICK over the side of a building by one ankle.]]
/ LIGHTNING... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091218.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc...how may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I bought the Evil Inc Guide to Cheating Foreign Governments... / PHONE VOICE: I've been here in Spain for a month, and all of my extorting and con jobs and embezzlement has gotten me almost no money! / PHONE VOICE: I heard that another... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | EVIL ATOM: I know he's one of us. The distinctive laugh...the tricked-out vehicle...the covert intelligence... / EVIL ATOM: ...the hard-to-reach lair...the costumed lackeys...
/ He's one of the most powerful beings on the PLANET and he's a natural-born villain. / EVIL ATOM: ...and I want him to... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[LIGHTNING LADY and SANTA.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Your answer is "YES"?! / [[SANTA appears to be wearing a green domino mask and a green cape with his usual red suit.]]
/ SANTA: Honey, I've been a villain all along. Sure, I leave a few trinkets under the tree, but that's after I spring a few safes and... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | ELF: They're carting away Santa! ...and on Christmas EVE!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Omigosh! Do you know what this means? / LIGHTNING LADY: It's up to me to SAVE CHRISTMAS!
/ [[Does a take.]]
/ Huh? / [[LIGHTNING LADY takes a number and joins the long line of characters waiting to save Christmas. Ahead of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: I'm pretty sure I know the gig. Jump in the sleigh and deliver gifts.
/ GREEN ELF: Dressed like that?
/ RED ELF: Do you know how COLD it gets up there? / [[She stands in front of a full-length mirror, wearing the new outfit the elves have whipped up for her. It's basically her standard... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[GREEN ELF on the radio.]]
/ GREEN ELF: I need a situation report. How's it going?
/ LIGHTNING LADY (from the speaker): Not bad. but I'm running out of gift wrap! / [[LIGHTNING LADY is talking to the ELF on an iPhone.]]
/ GREEN ELF: Just use gift bags! / LIGHTNING LADY: Do we HAVE 55-gallon gift... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091225.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: I'm the judge who released Dr. Sinister. / PHONE VOICE: I found out he's been on a one-man crime spree and I'm having trouble sleeping. / LIGHTNING LADY: I can put you in touch with some support groups, your honor, but it's important you... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | P.A. SPEAKER: Please stand by for an announcement by Evil Atom. / EVIL ATOM: Folks, it's no secret that this has been a brutal year. Companies have folded, filed for bankruptcy and cut their work forces drastically. I can't imagine anyone is sad to see the year come to an end. / EVIL ATOM: So... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[DESDEMONA and IRON DRAGON are discussing the Evil Inc New Year's office party.]]
/ IRON DRAGON: We both spend forty-hours-a-week here. Do we really wanna spend New Year's here, too? / DESDEMONA: You know office politics. If you don't show up, you may not shine as brightly in the eyes of management. / DESDEMONA:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091229.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[VESPIDAE is holding a sheet of paper and reading from it. The DANDY is reading over her shoulder.]]
/ VESPIDAE: Lemme see...using profanity...gossiping...overeating...being promiscuous...
/ DANDY: Resolutions? / VESPIDAE: Checklist.
/ [[Wide shot of the Evil Inc New Year's Eve party. A banner reads... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091230.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | DESDEMONA: I didn't expect this to be a catered affair!
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Even the capers have capes!
/ [[They both have little dishes of capers, which do indeed have little capes attached.]] / WAITER: Would you ladies enjoy some cocktails? / DESDEMONA: I wonder who started putting little, plastic... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20091231.html |
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