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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | MISS MATCH: We have to think of something for the "family project" Oscar's teacher assigned. / CAPT. HEROIC: Do you know what my "FAMILY PROJECT" is? It's working two jobs to keep a ROOF over everyone's HEADS. / [[He looks up. So does she.]] / CAP (grins): A-plus. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100312.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: GROOVEKILLER
/ NAME: Martin Milhouse
/ ORIGIN: Driving to the Osco drug store in his Cadillac Eldorado, Milhouse was abducted by aliens. Between the polyester, the twenty pounds of gold jewelry and the amount of petroleum-based product in his hair, they assumed Earth was populated... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC stands at the entrance to a long hallway. At the end of the hallway is a golden idol on a stone pedestal. Between him and the idol are: A stack of spikes in one wall, to be triggered by an electric eye; a bunch of poisonous snakes atop a box containing a cannon, both to be triggered... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100315.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | CAPT. HEROIC: It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing...All these school projects get done by the PARENTS instead of the KIDS. We're cheating our OWN KIDS out of their education! / MISS MATCH: How do you expect Oscar's teacher to compare his project to ones done by parents? / CAP: I hope it's hard--REALLY... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100316.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[Science Fair day at the Evil Inc. Charter School. CAPT. HEROIC, in his old "DARK HOOD" costume from earlier storylines, accompanies OSCAR to the fair. OSCAR holds a box of flowers marked "Genetics."]]
/ CAP/DARK HOOD: Remember, son...
/ OSCAR: I know, Dad...No one can know it's you under the hood. / CAP:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | SPIDER-GUY: I thought DARK HOOD was Evil Atom in disguise.
/ CAPT. HEROIC/DARK HOOD: I bought the franchise. / CAP/HOOD: Nice science fair, eh?
/ [[Background continues into next panel. Projects include "Space Warp" and "Nanobyte Elixir." The kid with the space warp is using it to grab a bottle of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100318.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC/DARK HOOD talks to one of the science fair contestants. The kid's project is titled "Mutation." He's purple, with green hair, and his body parts are seriously rearranged.]]
/ CAP/HOOD: Look on the bright side. Next year, you can work on the antidote. / [[The kid's father shows up and... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100319.html |
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | IRON DRAGON: I...I didn't feel a thing.
/ OFFSCREEN VOICE: Good. / [[IRON DRAGON is being stretched on a rack. Several other villains stand nearby. A placard reads EVIL INC. DESENSITIVITY TRAINING.]]
/ TORTURER: Next... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100322.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EVIL ATOM is meeting with MORTON BROCK, a sensitivity trainer.]]
/ EVIL ATOM: I'm sorry. We're villains. We don't do sensitivity training. / [[BROCK jumps to his feet and leans across EVIL ATOM's desk.]]
/ MORTON BROCK: RIGHT OUT IN THE LOBBY I SAW A WOMAN IN A LEATHER BUSTIER POINTING A DEATH RAY... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100323.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Sensitivity training at Evil Inc.]]
/ MORTON BROCK: It might help if we talked honestly about our feelings on race...
/ THE ASP: I treat everybody the same no matter what!
/ Black...white...yellow...green...
/ I treat 'em all good.
/ [[Going down the line are an African-American man, a cute blonde woman,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100324.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MORTON BROCK: We're going to do some exercises that will help us understand sexual harassment better... / BROCK: Iron Dragon...Desdemona...Why don't we put you two in a role-playing situation? / IRON DRAGON: OK! I have one! I'll be the sultan and she's a new harem girl who's been caught stealing... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100325.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | MORTON BROCK: See! This is what we're talking about! DIVERSITY! / BROCK: If we can appreciate each other's differences...Race, gender, orientation, religion...We can work together as a team. I think my work here is done!
/ OFFPANEL VOICE: Not. Yet. / [[BROCK is strapped to a bloodstained slab,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100326.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: THE ASP
/ NAME: Seth Lither
/ ORIGIN: A clerical error led a cult of serpent worshippers to Seth's house to crown him the SNAKE KING, after he was identified by the cult's BOARD OF SEERS who foresaw the future by drawing in the sand. After the error was exposed, they released Seth,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100327.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | ZIWWA: @#$%!
/ OSCAR (not understanding): @#$%!?
/ @#$%!?? / [[ECTODEETO and the VAMPIRE KID join in.]]
/ ZIWWA: "@#$%!"
/ OSCAR: @#$%!
/ VAMPIRE KID: @#$%!
/ ECTODEETO (louder): @#$%! / [[They all start laughing and yelling it over and over.]]
/ ZIWWA, OSCAR, ECTODEETO: @#$%! @#$%! @#$%! @#$%! @#$%! @#$%!... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100329.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC is pulling on the DARK HOOD hood.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Ooh! The Dark Hood costume?! / [[She comes up behind him with an amorous look and starts stroking his head and chest.]]
/ MISS MATCH: You must have read my mind! / CAP: I got an e-mail from Oscar's teacher. He got caught swearing in... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100330.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DARK HOOD/CAPT. HEROIC: I suppose dealing with kids learning CURSE WORDS is pretty common for a first-grade teacher. / TEACHER: It WAS common. Before I taught HERE.
/ [[OSCAR, VAMPIRE KID, RACHEL, ECTODEETO and ZIWWA stand around a frog with zap-traces around it. There's a sign on the wall reading... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100331.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CAPT. HEROIC: Oscar, there ARE no bad words. There are bad thoughts...bad intentions...and... wooorrrds. / CAP: You show your INTEGRITY by choosing not to use certain words during inappropriate times.
/ [[CAP gives OSCAR a playful noogie.]] / MISS MATCH: Our kid is DOOMED.
/ CAP: So I cribbed that... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100401.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | CMDR. HEROIC: I still think you shoulda washed his mouth out with soap.
/ CAPT. HEROIC: Like you did to ME all the time? No way. / CMDR: Kept you in line, didn't it? I never heard that word come out of your mouth again after that. Heck, I can't even remember what it was. / CAP: Heh, I do...It... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100402.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Evil Inc. How may I harm you?
/ PHONE VOICE: Tell me about the new Evil Inc Workout. / LIGHTNING LADY: It was developed by a netherdemon. It calls it the "salt" workout. It spends the entire warm-up period filling up pitchers of water until it can hardly lift them. / PHONE VOICE:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100403.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cityscape. Night.]]
/ CAPTION: Nighttime in the city. / [[Another cityscape.]]
/ CAPTION: A night like any other.
/ Or is it? / [[Evil Inc. Shipping & Receiving Dept. KILLER KOI, on the phone.]]
/ KILLER KOI: I'm sorry, Mister Shiver, we're backordered on that shipment of freon...I can have it overnighted... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100405.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cityscape.]]
/ CAPTION: TUESDAY night in the city.
/ A night like any other.
/ Or is it? / [[Evil Inc Shipping & Receiving.]]
/ KILLER KOI (on the phone): Listen, Mister Shiver, I don't have any control over the weather in Denver. Your freon shipment has been delayed. / [[MISTER SHIVER looks displeased... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100406.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cityscape.]]
/ CAPTION: WEDNESDAY night in the city. / [[WELBORNE REEVES leaves a charity gala. He waves to the cameras as he walks to his limousine. His driver looks suspicious.]]
/ CAPTION: This is Welborne Reeves, billionaire. / [[Inside the limo.]]
/ REEVES: Turn that air-conditioning off,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100407.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[GREEN MOTH bursts into the Shipping & Receiving Dept.]]
/ GREEN MOTH: What's going on here? You shipped twenty cases of CHLOROPHYLL to Dr. Sneer! / KILLER KOI: I know! It got confused with a shipment for Poison Ivy. She received twenty cases of CHLOROFORM! / GREEN MOTH: What is Dr. Sneer supposed... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100408.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DARK DEMIGOD, surrounded by Kirby Krackle, is on the phone.]]
/ DARK DEMIGOD: I need the SCEPTER OF ETERNITY!
/ NOW! / KILLER KOI: I'm sorry, but our clerics just completed the spells this morning. Can I ship that Priority Mail? / DARK DEMIGOD: N-no! Without the SCEPTER to contain it, the OMNI FORCE... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100409.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | PERSONNEL FILE: KILLER KOI
/ ORIGIN: When Dr. Milt Fry devised the most advanced robot of his time, he decided that he needed just enough brainpower to operate the body--without enabling his creation to outsmart him. Being a particularly meek man, he built a special unit to harness the brainwaves of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100410.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cityscape. Night.]]
/ CAPTION: Night in the city.
/ A night like any other.
/ Or IS it? / CAPTION: Suddenly, a silent plea for help rises above a beleaguered metropolis.
/ [[A searchlight projects a symbol on the clouds above: two pale pink globes, one slightly overlapping the other.]] / [[On the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100412.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC lands on the roof of Police Headquarters. The COMMISSIONER is waiting there.]]
/ COMMISSIONER: It's Mister Shiver. He's holding Welborne Reeves hostage...but I thought he was your Dad's nemesis. / CAPT. HEROIC: He was. But I'm covering my Dad's calls these days... / COMMISSIONER:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100413.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC flies through the night sky. He's making a call on his iPhone.]]
/ CAPT. HEROIC ("CAP" from here on): It's your old nemesis, Mister Shiver. What can you tell me about him, Dad?
/ CMDR. HEROIC ("HEROIC" from here on): Lots. / [[CMDR. HEROIC and MS. AMAZING at home.]]
/ HEROIC: Creepy... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100414.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISTER SHIVER's hideout. WELBORNE REEVES is trapped in a block of ice from his shoulders down.]]
/ REEVES: You'll never get away with this, Shiver!
/ MISTER SHIVER: Oh, but I shall. I MUST! / [[A banging at the door, which is barred shut.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100415.html |
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