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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISTER SHIVER opens a retirement gift.]]
/ MISTER SHIVER: A 14-carat-gold HOUSE-ARREST bracelet! You shouldn't have!
/ A guy learns a lot in fifty years of villainy... / SHIVER: Like...never turn your back on the SIDEKICK...
/ [[A couple of the villains notice glance out the window and notice CAPT.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100416.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: MR. SHIVER
/ HEIGHT: 5'9"
/ WEIGHT: 220 pounds
/ AGE: 65
/ FAMILY: Unknown / ORIGIN: Raymond Stilson was a convict in the early 60s who was eligible for an early parole if he agreed to participate in an experimental study of cryogenics. When the technology went horribly awry, the prison... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100417.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback. Dinner at the MASTERS home. CMDR. HEROIC is in costume at the table. His son, the future CAPT. HEROIC, sits to his right.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: What was his name, Daddy?
/ CMDR. HEROIC: "Mister Shiver." He has ice powers. / YOUNG CAP: He shot ICE BEAMS right at you?!
/ HEROIC: Heh...Yeah...but... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100419.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback. YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC is playing Donkey Kong. CMDR. HEROIC comes into the room.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Come on, son...I'll teach you to make heat vision.
/ YOUNG CAP: Aw, Dad, do I HAVE to? / HEROIC: Nah...But I'm telling you...You never know when you might need it. / [[In 2010, MR. SHIVER... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100420.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback: CMDR. HEROIC and his son, the future CAPT. HEROIC.]]
/ CMDR. HEROIC: Are you SURE you don't want to learn heat vision?
/ YOUNG CAP: Nah. I don't wanna. / HEROIC: Don't worry, kid. Suit yourself. / [[In 2010, CAPT. HEROIC is frozen in a block of ice. A glowing yellow grid pattern appears... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100421.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Flashback: CMDR. HEROIC sits in an armchair, head in his hands. MS. AMAZING and the YOUNG CAPT. HEROIC stand a short distance away.]]
/ YOUNG CAP: Why's Dad upset, Mom?
/ MS. AMAZING: He had a bad day. / MS. AMAZING: He had a battle with his nemesis, Mister Shiver. / MS. AMAZING: It spilled into... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100422.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[G.T. FLEENER is loading the body of MR. SHIVER into an ambulance.]]
/ FLEENER: Massive cardiac arrest, Cap. He was probably gone before he hit the ground. / FLEENER: Cap, it's not your fault. You administered CPR on Mr. Shiver for a solid half-hour before we found this place. / [[FLEENER hands... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100423.html |
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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC and his mother, MS. AMAZING.]]
/ MS. AMAZING: It's ALWAYS hard to have a villain DIE on you. I should know. / MS. AMAZING: I had one drown on me mid-chase. I spent hours trying to resuscitate him. / MS. AMAZING: But a thing like that always offers a little life lesson for those left... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100426.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC ("CAP") and CMDR. HEROIC ("HEROIC").]]
/ CAP: Wait. Cape in front...shorts on the inside...You're in "formal dress." Are you actually going to Mr. Shiver's funeral?! / HEROIC: Son...You don't go to a funeral for the man. You go for his family. / CAP: Dad...This is a side of you... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100427.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC ("CAP") and CMDR. HEROIC ("HEROIC").]]
/ CAP: I know you have conflicted feelings about the death of Mr. Shiver. / HEROIC: It's just so hard to see where it all fits. / CAP: I understand. I mean, he was a little older than you. His death is a reminder of your own mortality. / [[MS.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100428.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[At the funeral home, a woman approaches CMDR. HEROIC.]]
/ WOMAN: Commander Heroic! I can't believe you're here! My father would have been so proud!
/ HEROIC: Proud?? / WOMAN: He respected you...idolized you...your being here would have meant the world to him.
/ [[She gives him a big hug.]]
/ CAPT.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100429.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A MINISTER gives the eulogy at MR. SHIVER's funeral.]]
/ MINISTER: We're gathered here today to pay our last respects to Mr. Shiver.
/ He was one of the first ice-themed villains...and one of the, um, best. / MINISTER: *sigh* / MINISTER: Let's just bless the remains, shall we? / [[The FUNERAL DIRECTOR... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100430.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. MUSKIDAY enters the lab. DR. HAYNUS is already there.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Did you hear the news? Mister Shiver is dead!
/ HAYNUS: *choke* That's horrible! / MUSKIDAY: Really? I thought you'd be PLEASED! He was Commander Heroic's nemesis! Captain Heroic is taking on all of his Dad's work. I know... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100503.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. MUSKIDAY (horrified): You murdered a silver-age villain for his nemesis ranking?! / DR. HAYNUS: He was on his way out anyway.
/ [[A jar of poison sits on a table in the foreground.]] / MUSKIDAY: Yes, I suppose it only took a small drop... / [[HAYNUS looks toward the window.]]
/ HAYNUS: If you... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100504.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. MUSKIDAY: You're taking a considerable risk, killing a silver-age villain for his nemesis ranking! / DR. HAYNUS: I need your help to dispose of the body. I can't do it alone. / MUSKIDAY: I understand: No opposable thumbs.
/ HAYNUS: THAT...and everything I bury, Scruffy digs up. / {{HAYNUS... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. HAYNUS watches as DR. MUSKIDAY digs a grave.]]
/ <<*Dig**Dig**Dig*>> / [[MUSKIDAY tosses a bone out of the hole. SCRUFFY catches it.]]
/ MUSKIDAY: Hey! Check it out! / MUSKIDAY: Hmm. / [[MUSKIDAY tosses a human skull out of the hole.]] / [[SCRUFFY looks nauseated and drops the bone.]]
/ MUSKIDAY:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100506.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[DR. MUSKIDAY is almost finished digging the grave.]]
/ DR. HAYNUS: You realize you can never turn me in for this. You're aiding and abetting. / MUSKIDAY: I'm aiding. And I'm a-betting this is all gonna blow up in your face. / [[HAYNUS silently watches MUSKIDAY dig for a panel.]] / HAYNUS: I'm... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100507.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: DARK DEMIGOD/OMNI FORCE / ORIGIN: The Omni Force is a preternatural energy vortex that has found its way to Earth through a black hole. It inhabits human hosts, transforming them into godlike beings. When their bodies are consumed by the energy itself, the vortex seeks out another... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Several villains are lined up at Evil Inc. Nemesis Registration. At the front of the line is a guy with a fishlike head.]]
/ CLERK: I'm sorry. Aquaman's not taking new foes, but I can give you a list of heroes with deep bathtubs.
/ SIGN: Please wait for your number to be up. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100510.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[EDWIN HINKLE hands DR. HAYNUS a card.]]
/ HAYNUS: What's that?
/ HINKLE: Your Foe Registration card. / HINKLE: It has a magnetic stripe. Several participating heroes carry card readers. Simply swipe your card before engaging in battle. / [[Exterior, Evil Inc. Tower.]]
/ HINKLE: You'll be eligible... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100511.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EDWIN HINKLE: I see you already have an arch-enemy registration.
/ DR. HAYNUS: Yes. I'm applying for "NEMESIS." / HINKLE (checks computer): I don't think there's an opening for "nemesis." Lemme check. / HINKLE: You're in luck. WHIRLWIND hasn't responded to any calls for over a month. It's as... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100512.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. HAYNUS: Am I registered as a nemesis?
/ EDWIN HINKLE: Almost. Would you like to be an organ donor? / HAYNUS: Do I really have to answer that? / [[HAYNUS and DR. MUSKIDAY look up at HINKLE. HAYNUS is a brain in a jar mounted on a dog's head, MUSKIDAY has a human body and the head of a fly.]] / HAYNUS:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100513.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DR. HAYNUS: Does my organ donor status still extend to my victims?
/ EDWIN HINKLE: Certainly. / HAYNUS: Good. I took out a city bus last year. There were kidney transplants-a-poppin' that weekend, let me tell you.
/ HINKLE: You must be proud. / HAYNUS: I give 'til it hurts.
/ DR. MUSKIDAY: And... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100514.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILE: EDWIN HINKLE / ORIGIN: Edwin had a fairly nondescript childhood, and didn't amount to much in high school either. He didn't attend college, but rather applied for a temp job at Evil Inc at the age of nineteen. He has worked for the company in various roles ever since, finally maneuvering... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100515.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog | [[CAPT. HEROIC is reading a letter at home. OSCAR plays Mario Kart in the background.]]
/ CAP: Great. Now that Dr. Haynus is a nemesis of my dad, I have to fight him, too.
/ OSCAR: ...and Rachel! / CAP: WHO is Rachel?
/ OSCAR: My nemesis in room 302. / [[CAP has to think about that for a second.]] / CAP:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100517.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[OSCAR exits the bathroom. CAPT. HEROIC is in the hall outside.]]
/ OSCAR: EUREKA! I've devised the perfect plan to defeat my nemesis, Rachel. / [[CAP watches OSCAR walk by.]]
/ OSCAR: heh heh heh / [[CAP starts to walk away.]] / [[CAP pauses to think for a second.]] / [[CAP furtively ducks into... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100518.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[OSCAR and his mother, MISS MATCH.]]
/ OSCAR: I've come up with THREE plans to defeat my nemesis, Rachel. / OSCAR: I'm going to hit her and dodge her and punch her.
/ [[MISS MATCH kneels down to look OSCAR sternly in the eye.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Oscar... / MISS MATCH: ...hitting and punching are never... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100519.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[CAPT. HEROIC is in the bathroom. MISS MATCH stands in the doorway.]]
/ MISS MATCH: Don't tell me you're making plans to defeat your foes, too! / CAP: Don't laugh. I came up with an INCREDIBLE plan here.
/ MISS MATCH: Then why aren't you out there USING it? / CAP: I LOST most of it.
/ MISS MATCH:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100520.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[MISS MATCH orders CAPT. HEROIC out of the bathroom. He leaves, slouching dejectedly and carrying a copy of SUPER PEOPLE magazine.]]
/ CAP: I'm just sayin... Superman has an entire FORTRESS of Solitude... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20100521.html |
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