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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | TV host: We're talking to Geoffrey Barnes of Perpetual Cash Managers, the investment group that has amassed a majority share in Evil Inc. / TV host: You're suggesting that the Evil Inc. board should sell the company off? Why? / Geoffrey Barnes: It's simple. I bought the stock when it was low and it... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus: Who IS this guy claiming to be the majority shareholder?
/ Evil Atom: I don't know. / Dr. Haynus: He says he told you he was concerned about the company's stock price last June.
/ Evil Atom: I don't remember that. / Anchorwoman on TV: What was the CEO's response?
/ Man on TV: He...um... gave... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Female Reporter: We're joined on the show by Evil Atom, CEO of Evil Inc.
/ Mr. Barnes claims the 20% profit margin of your company is not high enough... / Female Reporter: He says the stock price should be higher and so should profits. / [[To the left of the reporter are two small screens. In one screen... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Silhouetted figure: You let yourself get suckerpunched on live tv?
/ Geoffrey Barnes [[the majority shareholder of Evil Inc.]]: How'd he do that? We were in separate studios! / Silhouetted figure:You could see that punch coming a mile away!
/ Geoffrey Barnes: It was further than that! He was in another... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: That copier has been buzzing non-stop all morning! / Miss Match: Well, when a company's majority shareholder suggests selling off the company, the employees have only one option. / Lightning Lady: Really? People are preparing their resumes in the office?
/ Miss Match: Those, too... / [[Sign... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A company memo: From the Office of Evil Atom
/ This memo is to inform the employees of a company wide meeting to be held this afternoon to discuss the state of the company.]] / Evil Atom: We have tough choices to make. / Evil Atom: ...To bring profit margins up, we're faced with drastic measures...even... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051122.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Hey, Stu, why the long face, buddy?
/ Stu: I'm from the Gamma Quadrant of Alpha Major. We ALL have elongated skulls. / Lightning Lady: I'm sorry. What I meant was "Why do you look so sad?"
/ Stu: I'm having trouble with my job search, I've tried career-builder.com... craigslist.org...... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Stu's home. Door in background. Stu's wife stands next to stove, with spoon in hand. A tentacle spills out of the pot on the stove.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051124.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Evil Inc. How may I misdirect your call? I'm sorry, Evil Atom is in a meeting with the board of directors. / Lightning Lady: That's right. They're trying to decide what to do about the majority shareholder who is proposing they sell off the company. / Evil Atom: O.K. ... Is "keel-haul"... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051125.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051126.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [Scene: Miss Match's Office] / Harry the Chameleon: Doin' a little personal web surfing?
/ Miss Match: Ummm...I was just checking the company Intranet. / Harry the Chameleon: Why is only HALF your screen on the company site?
/ Miss Match (thought bubble):@#$%&!ing FRAMES!
/ Miss Match: Wait! That's it! / Harry... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051128.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Muskiday: The stasis field is unstable. It cannot be tested on humans, so I'll demonstrate on the intern.
/ Intern: Huh? / [[Intern is struck with a blast from the stasis field generator]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051129.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday sitting at computer. Miss Match standing next to him.]]
/ Miss Match: What makes your stasis field unstable?
/ Dr. Muskiday: The energy matrix must be organized in the proper pattern -- A code, if you will. / [[Dr. Muskiday turns around in his chair. Miss Match is seen full-length.]]
/ Miss... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051130.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: Gentlemen, with the help of Dr. Muskiday, I have devised a plan to defeat Captain Heroic... We're going to FRAME him. / Evil Atom: Hoo Boy! I have a Captain Heroic uniform in my basement and I can do his voice perfectly! My wife even says so!
/ Miss Match: Um. No. Dr. Muskiday will explain. / Dr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051201.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: Our intern has volunteered to demostrate the stasis field.
/ Intern: You said you'd send those pictures to my mom. / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051202.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus [[atop Scruffy, on communication radio]]: Dr. Muskiday.. I have a question about the stasis field unit... It's hooked up to the cerebreal interface between me and Scruffy, right? / Dr. Muskiday: Yes. Why? / Dr. Haynus: I think you attached the controls to the wrong brain. /
/ [[With a contented... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051203.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match [[pointing to a map, addressing Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday]]: I've charted out a very easy target for your first run - a jewelry store downtown. It's a simple job and certain to attract Captain Heroic. / Miss Match [[holding a sack]]: Muskiday, you're going too. You'll need this.
/ Dr. Muskiday:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051205.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic's son: Again! Again!
/ Captain Heroic [[holding the book The Cat in the Hat]]: But that was the seventeenth time in a row! / [[Close-up of Captain Heroic's signal wrist-watch]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051206.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic [[on phone, holding his son]]: But mom! I have an importang job to do, and I kinda need to find a babby-sitter quick!
/ Captain Heroic's Mom [[voice]]: I'm sorry, dear. Your father and I are kinda busy. / Captain Heroic: You don't understand! There's a lot at stake here!
/ Captain Heroic's... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051207.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: It looks like you're coming with Daddy. / Captain Heroic [[tying a mask around his son's face]]: And if you're gonna go super-heroing, I'd better give you one of these! / Captain Heroic's son: Daddy, there's no eye-holes in my mask! / Captain Heroic [[carrying his son on his shoulder]]:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051208.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic flying down for a landing, with his son in his arms]]
/ Captain Heroic: I'm here, Sergeant. Do we know which super-villain I'm fighting here? / Police Sergeant: It's a puppy dog with a very dangerous hat. / [[In silhouette, Captain Heroic and the sergeant stare at each other]] / Police... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051209.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Evil Inc., how may I misdirect your call? Oh, hello, Dr. Psycho... / Lightning Lady: Callin in sick again? OK... / Lightning Lady: Listen, I talked to the boss. You don't have to call in sick every morning. / Lightning Lady: After all, that's why we hired you. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051210.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | TV: ...chopper ten has live shots of the new villain...
/ Evil Atom [[on phone]]: Get me miss match. Now! / Chopper 10: The puppy seems to be headed uptown -- and so is CAPTAIN HEROIC! / Evil Atom [[on phone]]: Match! Didn’t you hear me say I didn’t want Haynus battling heroic?! Maybe I should use a... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051212.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Capt. Heroic: It’s O.K., I understand... really...
/ Dr. Haynus: It’s just... I don’t have total control of this thing... / Capt. Heroic: I had a dog when I was a kid. He did it to a nun once.
/ Dr. Haynus: Oh. Mortifying. / Capt. Heroic: Besides. It isn’t every day you start a life-or-death battle by... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051213.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus: Let’s get down to it, Heroic. En guarde. / [[Scruffy, the dog carrying the brain of Dr. Haynus, hears an invisible note.]] / [[Scruffy turns and begins running away]] Dr. Haynus: Scruffy! get back here this instant! Stop! / Capt. Heroic: Now what would make a dog go like that? / [[Scruffy... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Capt. Heroic: Thanks for watching my son, Sergeant.
/ Police Sergeant: Don’t make it a habit. I’m a cop; not a nanny. / Capt. Heroic: I’m sorry. Is there a problem?
/ Police Sergeant: You bet there is! I’m into that kid for fifty big ones! / Capt. Heroic's son: Hey. who told you to hit on seventeen?
/ Police... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Capt. Heroic's son: Daddy... will i have super-powers some day?
/ Capt. Heroic: I don’t know, son... / Capt. Heroic: it’s doesn’t really matter, though. I’ll always love you
/ anyway. / Capt. Heroic's son: And we can always take in rooftop sunsets together.
/ [[off-camera]]: How heart-warming. / [[off-camera]]:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady [[on the phone]]: Evil Inc... how may I misdirect your call? / Lightning Lady: Jobs? well, we have an opening in the henchmen division right now. / Lightning Lady: But it only pays minimum wage. / Lightning Lady: You know what they say: “Crime doesn’t pay.” But it does offer an excellent... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051217.html |
| Evil Inc | Miss Match: You heard me. Hand him over. / [[Capt. Heroic and son look on in amazement]] / Son: MOMMY! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051219.html |
| Evil Inc. | Capt. Heroic: You’re taking a risk coming up here; what if we’re spotted? / Miss Match: I know, but I couldn't resist gloating over saving you.
/ Capt. Heroic: Save? Me? From the puppy? / Capt. Heroic: What was he going to do? Tinkle on my boot? Fetch the wrong newspaper
/ Miss Match: He could have zapped... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051220.html |
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