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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[DESDEMONA walks down a corridor toward a door marked ANITA WARD. Next to it are three signs reading PLEASE RING BELL, MY BELL, and RING-A-LING-A-LING.]] / {{This is a reference to the singer Anita Ward and her 1979 hit song, "Ring My Bell."}}
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[ECTODEETO, OSCAR and GECKO LAD.]] / ECTODEETO: Whatcha doin'? / OSCAR: Hey Ectodeeto... I'm showing the new kid, Gecko Lad, around the school. / GECKO LAD: Ectodeeto...Lemme guess...Sentient ectoplasm with limited shape-shifting abilities, ductile powers and athletic prowess. / ECTODEETO: Yup. / ECTODEETO:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[GECKO LAD licks his own eyeball as ECTODEETO and OSCAR watch.]] / GECKO LAD: <> / ECTODEETO: Why...Why did you just lick your own eyeball? / GECKO LAD (shrugs): Because I can. / [[Silent panel. They all look at each other.]] / [[And with that, GECKO LAD is part of the group.]] / ECTODEETO:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[At lunch, RACHEL recoils in disgust as GECKO LAD licks his eyeball.]] / GECKO LAD: <> / RACHEL Ew! That's the most disgusting thing I ever saw! / [[So, of course, all the other boys at the table are now trying to do the same thing as GECKO LAD licks his other eye. RACHEL has a "Boys, go figure"...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[RACHEL points at GECKO LAD.]] / RACHEL: I did a little research, and I think I figured out why you lick your own eyeballs. / It's 'cause you...HAVE NO EYELIDS! / RACHEL: You look surprised to hear that. / RACHEL: Actually, you look surprised to hear ANYTHING. / RACHEL: BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO EYELIDS! / GECKO...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic OSCAR: I wonder what your own eyeballs taste like. / ECTODEETO (trying very hard to extend his tongue far enough): Aughh canndd tewww... / [[Silent panel as they look at each other, thinking.]] / ECTODEETO: I could lick YOUR eyeball and tell you. / OSCAR: No thanks. Not the same.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[LIGHTNING LADY walks down a corridor toward a door marked SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. On the door is a sign reading PLEASE RING BELL.]]
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[CAPT. HEROIC on his iPhone, texting.]] / CAP: Whatcha Doin'? / [[We see the response on the screen. It's from EM (MISS MATCH).]] / EM: Errands. Groceries. I have to do the bank next. / [[We see the full moon behind CAP as he replies.]] / CAP: Does the bank have nighttime hours? / [[MISS MATCH is...
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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Open bank vault. Voice coming from inside.]] / CAPT. HEROIC: It's the perfect place, isn't it? / [[Inside the vault, CAPT. HEROIC and MISS MATCH are getting down to business.]] / MISS MATCH: A bank vault? / CAP: It's one of the few places we can go that keeps the entire world out. / MISS MATCH (voiceover):...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[Evil Atom walks down a hallway towards a door. On the left side of the door is a sign hanging on the wall which reads, "Old-Fashioned Costume Design Seminar." On the right side of the door is a piece of poster-size parchment which says "ABANDON ALL HAUTE, YE WHO ENTER HERE."]]
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Morning. FRANK the security guard approaches the bank entrance. Two bank employees are waiting for him. One, apparently the branch manager, is wearing hot-pink heels with her white blouse and gray skirt.]] / MANAGER: It's about time you got here, Frank. I was about to call the district manager. / FRANK:...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - Daily Super-Villain Webcomic and Comics Blog [[FRANK the security guard, gun drawn and aimed.]] / FRANK: FREEZE, LADY! / [[Inside the vault, MISS MATCH is zipping up.]] / MISS MATCH: It's not what you think. / FRANK: You mean you and Cap didn't have a late-night bank-vault fling? / MISS MATCH: OK...It is what you think. So, why the gun? / [[CAPT....
 

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