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| Evil Inc. | Capt. Heroic: Are you serious?
/ Miss Match: That’s the way it worked out. I was ordered to plan your defeat and then defeat the plan. / Capt. Heroic: I’ll never understand super-villains.
/ Miss Match: Actually, this had nothing to do with traditional villainy. / Miss Match: This was all about one manager... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic [[peeking into his son's bedroom]]: So YOU thwarted the puppy? ~ Not ME?
/ Miss Match: < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom [[on phone]]: Miss Match... I never should have doubted you!
/ Miss Match [[voice]]: You'll get no argument from me. / Evil Atom [[voice]]: The dog whistle! I should have guessed it!
/ Miss Match: Again. Complete agreement. / Evil Atom: But planning the heist near a fire hydrant factory! Sheer... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady [[on phone]]: Evil Inc. ...How may I misdirect your call?
/ Voice on phone: I bought the secret-identity protection system, and it doesn't work. I want my money back! / Lightning Lady: Did you mail in the warrantee card -- including your name, address, social-security number and date of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Unidentified Villain: I’ve got the drop on you, Amazing Amazon! You’re done for! / Shadowy figure: Excuse me, sir. Did you just say “done for?” / Villain: Eh?! What’s the meaning of this?
/ Amazing Amzon: I don’t know this guy, Ed. / Shadowy Figure: I’m from “VIMA” -- The Villainous Idiom Management... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Villain "Ed": So, Where are you taking me?
/ VIMA agent: We have a remedial educational program for guys like you. / Villain "Ed": Guys like me?
/ VIMA agent: Villains who insist on using dated, meaningless phrases and melodramatic cliches. / Villain "Ed": Blast it! Blast it to oblivion! I had you in... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[VIMA classroom, blackboard with the words "Take Me To Your Leader" on them]]
/ Agent: This is a special class for extra-terrestrial villains.
/ Teacher: Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this sentence.
/ Mondok: There's no single, central leader on earth. / Teacher: Very good, Mondok!
/ Mondok: May... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Teacher: Very good, N'Tuk. / Teacher: When addressing a human, it is unnecessary to explain the concept of "years." / Teacher: N'Tuk, I think you're ready to graduate. You may be dismissed. / N'Tuk: Free! I'm free!
/ Supervillain: How long were you IN for?
/ N'Tuk: Only three days... But that's 12 zeeblocks... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051229.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Villain [[Richter]]: That little old lady is in charge of all those aliens? / Richter: What's her super-power? Mind control? Invulnerability? 15-inch claws?
/ VIMA agent: We can't afford "supers." She's just a retired publich-school teacher. / Teacher: A Banukian nerve-gas gun? Did you bring enough... http://evil-comic.com./archive/20051230.html |
| VIMA #5 | Supervillain: That little old lady is in charge of all of those alien villains? / Supervillain: What's her super-power? Mind-control? Invulnerability? 15-inch claws?
/ Agent: We can't afford "supers." She's just a retired public-school teacher. / Teacher [[wresting a weapon from an alien student]]:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051230.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[On phone.]] Evil Inc. How may I misdirect your call?
/ Voice on phone: Do you have any job openings for mad doctors? / Lightning Lady: Absolutely! We employ the best of the mentally-unbalanced medical community! May I ask about your qualifications? / Voice on phone: Malpractice insurance... http://evil-comic.com./archive/20051231.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[On Phone]] Evil Inc. How may I misdirect your call?
/ Phone: Do you have any job openings for mad doctors? / Lightning Lady: Absolutely! We employ only the best of the mentally-unbalanced medical community. May I ask about your qualifications? / Phone: Malpractise insurance and dealing... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20051231.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Around Evil Atom’s desk]]
/ Lightning Lady: Have you heard anything more from the majority shareholder?
/ Evil Atom: Actually, I have my best man on the job ~ Bugging his office! / [[Lightning Lady looks askance at Evil Atom.]]
/ Evil Atom: I ~ um ~ shouldn’t say “Best Man” should I? I mean, it’s not... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060102.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: So tell me everything about Geoffrey Barnes. Tell me EVERYTHING! / Sentient Cockroach: He’s in charge of a multi-billion dollar investment group. / Sentient Cockroach: He stands to make a 280-million-dollar bonus if the value of his holdings reaches a certain value by March.
/ Evil Atom [[clenches... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: So our majority shareholder is pressuring me to sell off the company because doing so will raise his investment group's portfolio to the level required for his own multi-million-dollar bonus?
/ Cockroach Spy {{Agent Blatella}}: Yuppers / Evil Atom: You mean this entire fiasco is being caused... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060104.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: This calls for a more intense surveillance. Can you assemble a team? / Roach spy [[Agent Blatalla]]: I'm working on that as we speak. I'll have my men in every corner of every room in his house, watching him twenty-four hours a day! / Evil Atom: How soon?
/ Roach: Two weeks...barring any... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: Is there anything else I should know about Mr. Barnes?
/ Agent Blattella: Oh yeah! I almost forgot! He's being backed by a Supervillain! / Evil Atom: I KNEW IT! WHO IS IT?!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answering a call at the Evil Inc receptionist desk]]
/ Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I misdirect your call? / Lightning Lady: Yes, we offer the very best in time-bomb technology. Every unit ships with an over-sized LED countdown display to tell the hero exactly how much time he has... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Exterior shot of the "Villainous Idiom Management Agency"]]
/ Scientist One: How is the subject doing?
/ Scientist Two: You mean “Richter”? His use of villainous cliches was too advanced. We had to send him directly to Phase three. / Scientist One: Ouch. The electrodes? Are you sure that’s
/ necessary?
/ Scientist... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060109.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [Scene: VIMA observation window, through which can be seen the villain, "Richter," seated at a table]
/ Agent #1: You're late for your shift.
/ Agent #2: Sorry. There was a line at the dry cleaners./How's he doing? / [In Richter's room, a "superhero" steps through the door]
/ Agent #1: Well... Smithers... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside VIMA: the Villainous Idiom Management Agency]]
/ Scientist One: Day three: Subject shows no improvement. We’ve repositioned the electrodes and increased the voltage.
/ Scientist Two: Send Smithers in. / Richter: You again? How many times must I kill you?! You’re doomed! DOOMED! / [[Sound effect]]:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060111.html |
| VIMA | [[Boardroom setting]]
/ Narration box: Inside the laboratories of VIMA: the Villainous Idiom Management Agency
/ Scientist 1: The subject is improving. Repositioning the electrodes has had a profound effect.
/ Scientist 2: Where did we reposition the electrodes TO?
/ Scientist 3: We made a pair of underwear... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Scientist One: Progress report?
/ Scientist Two: Repositioning the electrodes to a more sensitive area has had two effects. / Scientist Two: The good news is the electric shock is making him much more aware of his use of villainous cliches. / Scientist One: And the bad news? / Scientist Two: He’s starting... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Caption: VIMA: The villainous idiom management agency.
/ Scientist One: You’re free, but Try to remember what you learned in there. / Richter: By the way, guys, do you want your electrodes back?
/ Scientist One: No. Never. no. / Richter: Free! Free from my harsh prison! And now Nothing can stop me! Nothing! / [[Sound... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: For obvious reasons, our customers value their privacy. / Evil Atom: So we're going to launch a company-wide effort to make every employee aware of our devotion to privacy issues. / [[Giant sign on the stage behind Evil Atom with the words "Privacy it's everybody's business"]]
/ Evil Atom:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside Doctor Devilish's mountaintop castle. UPS truck driving down mountain road.]] Mrs. Debevik: Honey? Did you open an account with Evil Inc?
/ Mr. Debevik: Yeah. Why? / [[Mr. Debevik is working in laboratory. Mrs. Debevik is outside the door.]] Mrs. Debevik: They sent over their privacy policy.
/ Mr.... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Mr. Debevik: Thanks for your help, Shrink-Rap.
/ Shrink-Rap: I know I owe you folks a favah; So let me be your eye-strain savah! [[Shrink-Rap is standing on the opened 'Evil Inc. Privacy Policy'.]] / Shrink-Rap: I've shrunk as small as the head of a pin; But I think I need to get smaller again! / Shrink-Rap:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060118.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside Doctor Devilish's mountaintop castle. Mr. Debevik on phone.]] Mr. Debevik: Yes, I know the privacy policy is here for my protection... I'm just having a little trouble filling out the questionnaire. / [[Inside Mr. Debevik lab. Lightning Lady on other end.]] Lightning Lady: It's only one question,... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Debevik on phone talking with Lightning Lady.]] Mr. Debevik: Listen, I've been up all night trying to figure out the privacy policy you guys sent me!
/ Lightning Lady: I understand, sir. / Mr. Debevik: Listen. Who's in charge of this policy?
/ Lightning Lady: The V.P. of Privacy.
/ Mr. Debevik: Does... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060120.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Listen, Mr. Debevik. We at Evil KNOW privacy is especially important to you. For example, Ed, I can see by your order history -- rubber sheets and iron supplements -- that you're a bed-wetter. / Lightning Lady: But, Doctor Devilish, we stand committed to keeping that information safe... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060121.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside home of Captain Heroic. Voice coming from his son's window.]] Son: DADDY! / Captain Heroic: [[Poking head in son's room.]] What's the matter, little man?
/ Son: I had a nightmare, daddy. It was horrible. / [[Captain Heroic is sitting on the edge of his son's bed, listening to him.]] Son: These... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060123.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside the home of Captain Heroic. Voice coming from his son's room.]] Son: DADDY! / [[Captain Heroic looking in on his son who's sitting up in bed.]] Captain Heroic: Another nightmare, son? / Son: [[Face only.]] No. This time I had a very GOOD dream. / [[Captain Heroic still looking in.]] Son:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060124.html |
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