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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: But how is the robot doing all this stuff? Don't you have the controller? / Miss Match: I upgraded it. It now has an automated impulse driver. It can make decisions, create strategies, for opinions... / ?: Oh, THERE you are! You gave me quite a... surprise... in my cubicle a few minutes... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060301.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: [[Standing behind Robotic Lightning Lady with screwdriver in hand.]] I hope you're happy. It's still functional, but not as good as you in any way.
/ Lightning Lady: [[Facing robot.]] Hmm. / Lightning Lady: So... What are you going to do with it?
/ Miss Match: [[In front of robot.]] I'll probably... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060302.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[On phone. Keagen is on other end.]] Honey... You know that fantasy you have?
/ Voice on phone: Heh... Which one? / Voice on phone: THE fantasy.
/ Keagan: [[On cell phone with Lightning Lady.]] The "Never-in-a-million-years" fantasy? / Lightning Lady: [[Sitting at desk with Robotic Lightning... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060303.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[At her desk, on phone.]] Evil Inc. How may I hurt you?
/ Voice on phone: This is the fourth time I've been transferred! / Voice on phone: I called marketing who transferred me to public relations who transferred me to the sales department who transferred me to you! / Lightning Lady:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060304.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Memo:[[Climbing up into an IN/OUT box on a desk.]] / Memo:[[Standing in OUT section of box.]] AHEM! / Memo:[[Failing to gain attention does a back-flip.]] < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060306.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Memo:[[Standing in trash can. Lightning Lady is sitting down. Only her hip and lower back, from right side, and side of chair, are shown.]] I guess I should be a happy deity... / Memo:[[Moving towards Lightning Lady, from behind her, while she is working at her desk.]] After all... She did turn the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060307.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady:[[Elbows leaning on desk.]] I'm not sure what you are, but you're not a god. Gods don't run around with the word "MEMO" stamped on their foreheads.
/ Memo: [[Curling down in surprise.]] EEEK! / Memo: [[Shocked, stunned, and confused all at once.]] That says "MEMO"?!!
/ Lightning Lady: Of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060308.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | As close as I can figure, you're a sentient office memo...
/ But that doesn't answer very much! / Right! Like: are there others like you?
/ Ooh! Yeah! Members of the opposite sex! / You mean, like a "paper mate"?
/ But... I don't even know which gender I am! / Oh, that's obvious! You're mail. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060309.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Memo: If this works, I'm gonna see some real change! / [[The memo walks into Nuke Mart.]] / [[The memo is in the check-out line with a missle behind it.]]
/ Check-out lady: One intercontinental ballistic missle: One thousand dollars. / [[The memo transforms into a thousand-dollar bill, which the check-out... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060310.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is typing at her desk when The Memo appears.]]
/ Lightning Lady: How's the world conquest going, memo?
/ Memo: Don't ask. / Lightning Lady: I've got an idea, but you have to do me a favor first. See, I have a co-worker who thinks there's something between us..." / [[The memo, folded... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060311.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: [[Standing at desk, on phone with Captain Heroic.]] Hey babe... How's it going at home?
/ Voice on phone: Pretty fair. It's potty training: Day one! / Voice on phone: [[Miss Match.]] And how is our little man doing so far?
/ Captain Heroic: [[Leaning on table at home.]] He's got the basics... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Down on one knee pointing to potty chair which is in center of living room. Sonny is looking at chair.]] Ok... This is your special potty chair. What do you think? / Captain Heroic: [[Now standing, still pointing. Sonny is still looking at chair.]] We're going to put it here in the... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060314.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Sonny is looking at oddly decorated potty chair. Captain Heroic explains it to him.]]Voice: See the lollipops on the potty? D'ya know what they're for? / Sonny: [[Excitedly smiling.]] Are they for little boys who go POTTY?!
/ Captain Heroic: [[Pointing at Sonny with a 'you got it' look.]] That's exactly... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060315.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic is reading "The Potty Book". He has one eyebrow raised as if the book has given him an idea.]] / Captain Heroic: [[Standing next to toilet holding a box of Cheerios. Sonny is looking up at him.]] Look what I got! / [[Cheerios are being poured out of the box. Captain Heroic explains.]]Voice:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060316.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: [[Kissing costumed Captain Heroic.]] I kept dinner warm. / [[Miss Match walks away while Captain Heroic hangs something on a coat tree.]] Captain Heroic: Thanks! Why is it these crises always happen at six?! / Sonny: [[Held up in both arms of Captain Heroic.]] Daddy, when I learn to use... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Evil Inc. How may I harm you?
/ Voice on Phone: I'd like to enroll in your continuing education program for supervillains. / Lightning Lady: Absolutely! We have "Death Rays for Dummies", "Hostage-Taking for the Painfully Shy", "Blackmail Photography: Extortion or Expression", and "One... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060318.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | TV Host: Today PCM, the investment group that holds the majority share in Evil Inc, reiterated its demand that the company sell itself. [[Picture of Geoffrey Barnes to left of host.]] / Voice from television: [[Entire television and cable box seen. TV Host and Geoffrey Barne's picture are on screen.]]... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060320.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside Dr. Haynus's office, looking down on Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday, who has just entered the room. Fire hydrant sits in corner of room.]]
/ Dr. Muskiday: Did you hear about the company?
/ Dr. Haynus: Yes. This is grave, indeed. / Dr. Muskiday: I thought you'd be pleased. You've wanted to see Evil... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060321.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A young, muscular, and angry Evil Atom is ready to fight.]]
/ Evil Atom: So, Titanic Man, it's the final showdown! Prepare to taste defeat! / [[A young Evil Atom, electrons orbiting him, hovers over Titanic Man. Titanic Man looks up at Evil Atom, his force shield is activated.]]
/ Titanic Man: I brought... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060322.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom is standing, talking to Geoffrey Barnes, Saul Wizenstock, and a head of major shareholder group.]]
/ Evil Atom: Evil Inc is a well-run business. We've generated a healthy profit margin for years!
/ Geoffrey Barnes: Exactly, but that profit margin hasn't risen -- and that's how we make OUR money! / [[Close... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060323.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc's boardroom]]
/ Evil Atom: So what happens in two years, gentlemen? / Evil Atom: After I lay off half the company, scare the remaining half into working twice as hard for fewer benefits and less pay... / Evil Atom: What do you say to them when the company finally crumbles?
/ Shareholder: Don't... http://evil-comic.com./archive/20060324.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Atom: [[Leaning on table.]] So what happens in two years, gentlemen? / Evil Atom: [[Back to Geoffrey Barnes.]] After I lay off half the company, scare the remaining half into working twice as hard for fewer benefits and less pay... / [[Angry Evil Atom in face of Geoffrey Barnes.]]
/ Evil Atom:... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060324.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you?
/ Caller: I have a complaint about the Death-O-Matic XL-300. / Lightning Lady: That's our most popular torture device! It projects images directly into the subject's brain -- making him or her think they're real. / Lightning Lady: Is it not working correctly?
/ Caller:... http://evil-comic.com./archive/20060325.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: [[Sitting at her desk, on the phone]] Evil Inc, how may I harm you?
/ Voice on phone: I have a complaint about the Death-O-Matic XL-300. / Lightning Lady: [[Looking at computer monitor which has information about the Death-O-Matic XL-300.]] That's our most popular torture device! It projects... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060325.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Two men are standing in an elevator with the doors open. One is holding flowers.]]
/ Hart's Florist Delivery Man: Thirteenth floor, please.
/ Sinestro: Can you be more specific? / [[Delivery man is staring up at a large cranium-ed Sinestro who is staring back down at him.]] / [[The delivery man is... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060327.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Poison Ivy: Miss Match's office is down to the hall, to the right.
/ Hart's Florist Delivery Man: [[Walking by Poison Ivy, spinning head back.]] Huh? Wha-? / Hart's Florist Delivery Man: [[Talking to Poison Ivy.]] Oh! I get it! YOU'RE a super-villain who can talk to plants! / Hart's Florist Delivery... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060328.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Poison Ivy: [[Looking back at delivery man.]] Those precious things were alive, you know... / Poison Ivy: [[Leaning into delivery man, poking her finger into his chest.]] Their blossoms were an exuberant expression of their vitality and hope for the future! / Poison Ivy: [[Arms in air. Delivery man... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060329.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match is sitting at her desk with the flowers placed for all to see. Lightning Lady is looking back at them.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Looks like SOMEONE has an admirer!
/ Miss Match: Don't be silly. / Lightning Lady: Silly? You're young... Attractive... Available...
/ Miss Match: Um... Yeah... All of... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060330.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Iron Dragon: I heard you got flowers delivered from a secret admirer today!
/ Miss Match: Doesn't anybody have a job around here? / Iron Dragon: Who were they from? Your boyfriend?
/ Miss Match: Couldn't be. I don't have one. / Iron Dragon: Hmmm. Very romantic. And you have no idea who your admirer... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060331.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[In Miss Match's and Captain Hero's home]]
/ Miss Match: Jerk! {{hits Hero}}
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060401.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: [[Standing, hand on Lightning Lady's shoulder.]] Don't forget, there's a Guild meeting tonight.
/ Lightning Lady: [[Sitting at desk.]] Oh. I'm not really into fantasy. / [[Miss Match's hand only, holding a card which says "EXTRALEGAL WORKERS of AMERICA".]]
/ Miss Match: It's not a role-playing... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060403.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Evil Atom allows this company to have a union?
/ Miss Match: "Allows"? / Miss Match: It was his idea in the FIRST place. Without collective bargaining, he would easily use his evil powers to dominate the workers... resulting in starvation wages and poor benefits. / Lightning Lady: He... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060404.html |
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