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Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady is standing behind an excited Evil Atom who is holding a magazine.]] / Evil Atom: Look at this! My first cover story in Businessweek! / [[Evil Atom holds the magazine open to the article on him. It details the origins of how he became Evil Atom, his first use of his powers, and why he turned to a life of crime. The teaming up with and later split with Catspaw, battles with super heroes, and creation of Evil Inc are also chronicled in the article.]] / Evil Atom: They did a story on us the week our stock was at its highest! / Lightning Lady: Oct. 16, 1987?! Were you affected by the big stock market crash? / [[A young Evil Atom hovers outside his office window. There are two men standing on the ledge by the window.]] / Evil Atom: [[Voice only.]] Yeah. A little. / Young Evil Atom: Could you guys speed things up? Your exit is blocking my entrance.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Evil Atom: Well... That's that. I've made my selection. / Evil Atom: Once this gets delivered to Geoffrey Barnes, it will be all over. / Evil Atom: There's gonna be a lot of surprised people when they find out who's gonna get this place. / [[The Memo creeps across Evil Atom's desk while his back is turned.]]
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Evil Atom is carrying the last box of things from his office through the main area of Evil Inc. headquarters. He is looking down, avoiding eye contact with Dr. Haynus, Iron Dragon, Lightning Lady, Miss Match, and other former employees in the background.]] / [[Evil Atom drives his car home.]] / [[Evil Atom carries the last box toward his front door.]] / [[A sad Evil Atom has taken his goggles off, letting the tears pour out.]]
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Lightning Lady: Evil Inc. How may I harm you? / Caller: Yes. I'm calling to complain about my mobile phone service! / Caller: This is the worst cell phone I've ever bought! It drops calls constantly and the sound quality is horrible! / Lightning Lady: I'm going to tell you about Evil Inc's cell phone service. Perhaps you should think about switching... / Caller: This is an Evil Inc cell phone!! / Lightning Lady: Like I said...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Mrs. Evil Atom is looking out the kitchen window, talking on the phone. A bird in a tree looks at the window, seeming making eye contact.]] / Mrs. Evil Atom: I'm worried. Today will be the first Monday in years he won't be going into the office. / [[Mrs. Evil Atom sits at the kitchen table holding the phone to her chest as Evil Atom strides purposefully by.]] / Evil Atom: 'Morning, Kate. Get me a coffee. Black. Call the plumber and schedule a one o'clock for the bathroom drain. Three o'clock is no good for a haircut. Reschedule. And get me a tee time or five. / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): [[Annoyed, she closes her cell phone.]] I'll call you back, Marge. / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): [[Pointing at her husband.]] Listen, pal, I am NOT your secretary. / Evil Atom: No kidding. My SECRETARY would have pumped 50,000 volts through me between "coffee" and "black".
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Mrs. Evil Atom places her hand on Evil Atom's chest as he listens to her.]] / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): I know you're having a hard time adjusting to retirement, but you cant just transfer THAT life to our HOME life. / Evil Atom: [[Holding arms up in a shrug, talking to Kate.]] It's not THAT. It's just that when I was working, I was never around the house a whole lot. / [[Evil Atom whips his head around and watches Kate storm away.]] / Now that I AM, I'm finally seeing how poorly things are run around here... / Evil Atom: [[Hands around his mouth to emphasise his voice.]] Take off your shoes before going in the dining room! I just had it ISO-9000-certified!
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): [[Talking on phone.]] Yeah, Marge, he's still adjusting poorly to retirement. He's been rearranging the house all week. / [[Mrs. Evil Atom looks into the kitchen as Evil Atom is busy at work.]] / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): I won't be able to finds a THING in my own kitchen! / [[Outside view of the Atom house. Mrs. Atom is still talking.]] / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): [[Voice only.]] Yesterday it was the bedroom. Tomorrow's the bathroom. / [[Mrs. Atom sits dejectedly at the table with her coffee in front of her, still on the phone. Evil Atom stands next to her.]] / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): It's like he's staging a hostile makeover. / Evil Atom: Lemme show you how to stack coffee cups.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Mrs. and Mr. Evil Atom are walking through the park. There is a man sitting at a chessboard, a woman sitting on a bench, and a female jogger also in the park.]] / Evil Atom: I'm sorry if I've been hard to live with this week. / [[Mrs. Evil Atom has her arms around her husband's shoulders.]] / Evil Atom: I had phenomenal power as CEO of Evil Inc. Today, all of that's gone. / [[Mrs. and Mr. Evil Atom are holding hands.]] / Evil Atom: It's going to take me a long time to get used to that. / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): What about starting over? Getting your power back? / [[Mrs. Evil Atom has her arm around Evil Atom's shoulders.]] / Evil Atom: Oh, Honey. That stuff never really happens. / [[The man at the chessboard, Magneto, knocks over a chess piece with his powers in a scene reminiscent of the movie "X-Men 3"]]
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[A group of reporters stands below an Evil Inc. podium. The female reporter has her back to the crowd, talking into her BIZ microphone.]] / Female Reporter: ...for the announcement of the investment group that will take over Evil Inc. / [[The voice of the female reporter is heard. Samantha, the Evil Inc. a public relations person, is seen on a television screen, channel BIZ TV.]] / Female Reporter: [[Voice only.]] The spokesperson is approaching the podium. / Samantha: We're excited to be moving into a new era here at Evil Inc. The winning bid has been submitted by... / Captain Heroic: [[Head only.]] WHAT?! / Dr. Haynus: [[Brain only.]] WHAT?! / Dr. Muskiday: [[Head only.]] WHAT?! / Miss Match: [[Head only.]] WHAT?! / Lightning Lady: [[Head only.]] WHAT?! / Iron Dragon: [[Head only.]] WHAT?! / [[Evil Atom covers a few panels of the strip.]] / Evil Atom: What?
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady answers another call at her desk.]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc, how may I harm you? / Voice on phone: Are there any job openings at Evil Inc? / Lightning Lady: Yes. We're currently interviewing psychics. You need to have two qualifications: First, you need to have two-year's experience managing henchmen. / [[Lightning Lady listens to caller.]] / Voice on phone: What's the other one? / Lightning Lady: Thank you. Don't call us; we'll call you.
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady sits at her desk. Behind her is a window with a view of the city.]] / Lightning Lady: YOU DID WHAT?! / Memo: You heard me the first time. / Lightning Lady: Why would you replace Evil Atom's choice for the winning bidder?! / Memo: I have big plans for this place. / [[Lightning Lady leans on her desk, looking at Memo.]] / Memo: Evil Atom chose Dr. Haynus' group to run the company. That would have made my plans more difficult. / [[A surprised Lightning Lady sits up in her chair while a mushroom cloud rises in the city outside her window.]] / Memo: Do you think Atom found out yet?
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[A BIZ-TV reporter stands with her back to the Evil Inc. podium which Geoffrey Barnes is standing behind.]] / Female Reporter: Geoffrey Barnes is about to introduce the new CEO of Evil Inc. / [[Evil Atom sits in a chair with Mrs. Atom leaning on the back of it. He is watching the television. Geoffrey Barnes is speaking.]] / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): Honey... Are you sure you want to watch this? Last time you got so upset you turned the Hendershots' yorkie into molten glass. / Evil Atom: Hush. / Geoffrey Barnes: [[Voice only.]] ...proud to introduce you to Evil Inc's new CEO... / [[Evil Atom grips the chair in anger while two electrons spin around him. Mrs. Atom grabs his shoulders trying to contain his anger.]] / Evil Atom: HIM?!! / Mrs. Evil Atom (Kate): Honey! Please! The lady at the Hallmark store won't even let me IN anymore!
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[A television broadcasting BIZ-TV shows Captain Heroic speaking.]] / Captain Heroic: We at the Legion of Justice are excited about our new partnership with Evil Inc. / Captain Heroic: [[Standing behind Evil Inc. podium.]] We look forward to working alongside our former foes to help this company thrive. / Captain Heroic: Obviously, there will be some changes in corporate philosophy, but we assure you those changes will be gradual. / [[A huge gorilla holds a powerful looking gun to the back of Captain Heroic's head.]] / Captain Heroic: For example, I'd like this ape to disarm in next five seconds. GRADUALLY.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic strides through Evil Inc's main doors where he is met by Lightning Lady.]] / Lightning Lady: Welcome, Capt. Heroic. I'm your personal assistant. / [[Captain Heroic points to Lightning Lady who has her back toward him.]] / Captain Heroic: LIGHTNING LADY! I battled you at an oil refinery, right? / Lightning Lady: Yes. I won. / Captain Heroic: [[Facing Lightning Lady.]] You did? / Lightning Lady: I had the Tigress -um- DISTRACT you (in her own special way) as I smuggled about a thousand barrels of oil / Captain Heroic: I remember! It was CRUDE! / [[Lightning Lady walks away from Captain Heroic, smugly.]] / Lightning Lady: It got the job done.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic sits at his new desk listening to Lightning Lady.]] / Lightning Lady: Every villain in the building saw you when you came here to place your bid. Your secret identity is common knowledge. / [[Miss Match opens the office door, interrupting Captain Heroic and Lightning Lady.]] / Captain Heroic: Oh. That. Um... / Miss Match: Excuse me... / [[Captain Heroic and Lightning Lady face Miss Match and a disguised Captain Heroic.]] / Miss Match: You have a visitor. / Disguised Captain Heroic: [[Holding a folder.]] The Legion wanted you to have this file. / [[A relieved Captain Heroic holds the file. Lightning Lady looks surprised. Miss Match and robot disguised Captain Heroic speak in unison.]] / Captain Heroic: Thank you! Thank you! VERY MUCH! / Miss Match: You're welcome. / Robot Captain Heroic: You're welcome.
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic sits at his desk, quietly talking on the phone. In the trash can is a desktop plaque which reads "The buck stops here Credit cards go to accounting".]] / Captain Heroic: That was brilliant! How did you get a robotic "me" so quickly? / Voice on phone: I had to improvise. / Miss Match: [[Speaking on phone.]] I used a robot from a previous project. I only hope I was able to wipe all the old programming in my rush! / [[Iron Dragon leaves the men's room. His hair is messed up, hands on his stomach and chest, and he has a confused look on his face.]] / [[Robotic disguised Captain Heroic is leaving the same men's room. He's smoking a cigarette and looks satisfied.]]
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[An attractive secretary sits at her desk, filing her nails. Behind her is a sign "PERPETUAL CASH MANAGERS". A voice is heard through the closed office door of Geoffrey Barnes.]] / Voice: [[Geoffrey Barnes]] WE DID IT, UNCLE WALT! WE DID IT! / [[Uncle Walt is sitting behind a desk, bathed in darkness. Geoffrey Barnes is in front of the desk in the light.]] / Uncle Walt: Heh-heh-heh... We brought Evil Atom to his knees! / Geoffrey Barnes: ~~And we turned a dandy profit doing so! / Geoffrey Barnes: I did as you directed: I waited for Evil Inc stock to spike on the news of the new owner, then I sold all our shares! / Uncle Walt: You know what this means, don't you? / [[Geoffrey Barnes turns on the desk lamp revealing Uncle Walt is Catspaw.]] / Geoffrey Barnes: Yeah! Now we can afford lights! / Catspaw: G'AH!
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Catspaw stands behind a desk leaning on his fists. His nephew Geoffrey is sitting in front of the desk.]] / Catspaw: Now what? / Geoffrey Barnes: Oh... I dunno... I just feel sort of bad for Evil Atom... / Catspaw: [[Gesturing proudly.]] He brought this upon himself! He turned his back on HONEST CRIME! / Catspaw: Evil Incorporated... PAH! Parading around in broad daylight, hiding behind lawyers and politicians, pretending your crime is... is... legitimate! / Geoffrey Barnes: Still... He wasn't such a bad guy... / Catspaw: That's EXACTLY what I'm saying!
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Catspaw has his arm around his nephew, Geoffrey Barnes, explaining to him the truth.]] / Catspaw: Geoffrey... I know this is hard for you to understand... your mother never brought you up in "the life." / Catspaw: Evil Inc was an affront to all things we super-villains hold dear ~ using our power OUTSIDE the constructs of lower men! With great power comes great responsibility -- to ABUSE that power! / Geoffrey Barnes: [[Facing Catspaw.]] But mom always said "Methane Girl" was only a way to pay for my college! / Catspaw: Ugh. / [[Geoffrey Barnes remembers his mother in a thought bubble.]] / Methane Girl: I put my end to a means as a means to an end. / Catspaw: [[Speaking under his breath.]] Sometimes I'm happy Titanic Man lit that match.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Catspaw has his arms extended, hands on Geoffrey Barnes' shoulders, as the men stand face to face.]] / Catspaw: Look what we've done, Geoffrey... We've built a lucrative investment firm AND tasted sweet revenge. / Catspaw: [[Voice only.]] "I knew this day would come - even when I was meeting with villains in warehouses and bars..." / [[A young Catspaw is speaking to a group of assorted villains.]] / Young Catspaw: The only way to defeat Evil Atom is to invest in his company! / Young Catspaw: Once we amass a big enough investment, WE call the shots! / Catspaw: [[voice only]] "Most of them saw my genius..." / [[Young Catspaw shows a picture to assorted villains.]] / Young Catspaw: Ok... I'll also throw in a few photos of my sister. / Villain One: Whoa... What a killer behind! / Villain Two: ...Took out half the 18th precinct...
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Inside the PERPETUAL CASH MANAGERS office.]] / Geoffrey Barnes: What now? Do we pay off the investors and torch the office? Go back to full-time villainy? / Catspaw: I kinda like this place... The secretary calls me "Silly Willy." / Catspaw: What if we re-invest the villains' earnings... Become evil investment managers? Would our investors go for that? / Geoffrey Barnes: "Investor." / Catspaw: Huh? / Geoffrey Barnes: We only have one investor. All the others dropped out, but this one guy bought all their shares. / [[An unseen person answers Catspaw's question.]] / Catspaw: Who?? WHO?? / Voice: Hello, Catspaw...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Another call is answered at the desk of Lightning Lady.]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Voice on phone: I'm calling about the job advertised in the newspaper... / Lightning Lady: Yes... We're currently interviewing candidates for a trapdoor technician... Can I answer any questions for you? / Voice on phone: [[Lightning Lady listens.]] Tell me about the opening? Is there potential for upward mobility? / Lightning Lady: Sir... Are you familiar with this job at ALL?
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Catspaw points angrily at Evil Atom.]] / Catspaw: HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE HERE?! / Evil Atom: I was about to ask you the same thing. / [[Evil Atom pokes his finger into Catspaw's chest. He's just as mad.]] / Evil Atom: What happened to the criminal who prefered the BACK ALLEY to the FRONT OFFICE?! - "Honest crime" you called it... / [[Geoffrey Barns stands behind his uncle, Catspaw, unable to do anything.]] / Catspaw: [[Still angry.]] I used the only means I had to stop your twisted plot to legalize crime! I fought fire with fire! / [[Evil Atom and Catspaw look through a window which has a view of the secretary's desk. She is working, back to the window, unaware she's being watched.]] / Evil Atom: And now that you've succeeded, you'll be leaving this behind... Right "Silly Willy?" / Catspaw: It sounds so stupid when you say it...
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Geoffrey Barnes holds a file in the office of PERPETUAL CASH MANAGERS.]] / Evil Atom: You're closing down shop now that you've ruined Evil Inc? / Catspaw: You'd LIKE that... / [[Geoffrey Barns and Evil Atom watch Catspaw proudly go on about his plans for the future.]] / Catspaw: I've made BIG MONEY here! It seems I have only one client left, but once I convince him to continue investing through me, I'll keep this place open and use the revenue to fund a REAL MAN'S crime spree - one without boardrooms and shareholders! / [[Evil Atom looks over his shoulder to a surprised Geoffrey Barnes flipping through the file and confused Catspaw.]] / Evil Atom: So who's the lucky villain? It's not "A. Bombardier" is it? / Geoffrey Barnes: He's right! / Catspaw: ?!?
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Catspaw: [[Arms gently around Geoffrey's neck. Both men are nose to nose.]] Geoffrey... Darling... You remember my telling you about the old days...? / Geoffrey Barnes: Of COURSE! / [[Catspaw's arm points toward a grinning Evil Atom.]] / Catspaw: Remember where I met Evil Atom? / Geoffrey Barnes: [[Raising his index finger as if making a point.]] Riker's Island. / Catspaw: [[Nose to nose with Geoffrey.]] He was thrown in Riker's on his first job as "Evil Atom!" What was his name before that? / Geoffrey Barnes: [[Realizing what happened, voice trailing off.]] Atomic Bombar...dier... / Catspaw: Our sole investor is "A. Bombardier." Do you know what the "A" stands for? / Geoffrey Barnes: [[Furiously.]] AAAAAAW, @#$@*! / Evil Atom: [[Smiling broadly.]] Two outta three ain't bad!
 
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic Catspaw: You bought up stock in your own company through my investment firm?! WHY?!! / Evil Atom: It goes way back to the eighties... / [[Evil Atom tells the story, voice only.]] / Evil Atom: "I was pulling a heist on a jet factory with the blonde bombshell." / [[A thought bubble from Evil Atom shows the past. Commander Heroic is flying toward the Blonde Bombshell and a young Evil Atom who is looking at his watch.]] / Blonde Bombshell: Commander Heroic at two o'clock! / Young Evil Atom: He's early! / [[Young Evil Atom's hand holds a few pieces of torn paper. One says "Leverage our power as a group ..." and another "INVEST put your money into Evil In". Evil Atom, voice only, continues to tell the story.]] / Evil Atom: "We were sorely thwarted, but in the fracas, he dropped several scraps of paper." / [[Young Evil Atom sits in his prison cell studying the bits of paper he got from Commander Heroic. Evil Atom is still narrating.]] / Evil Atom: "I spent the next thee-to-ten months deciphering the scraps." / Young Evil Atom: Catspaw wants people to invest in Evil Inns? / Evil Atom: "Luckily I was denied parole three times."
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Catspaw and Geoffrey Barnes listen to Evil Atom.]] / Evil Atom: Once I was onto your scheme, it was a small matter to buy out your individual investors and become the sole investor.]] / Evil Atom: I figured as long as the money was coming in, you wouldn't be concerned with the dwindling number of actual investors. / [[A faint scene of Evil Atom firing Oculore illustrate what Evil Atom is telling Geoffrey Barnes.]] / Evil Atom: There was one last hold out - one of my own employees! - but I took care of HIM... And now, I want my money! / [[Geoffrey Barnes pleads with Evil Atom.]] / Geoffrey Barnes: If you do THAT, you'll ruin us! We'll have to let Tiffany go! / [[Catspaw chases after Tiffany, the secretary, as she is leaving. Evil Atom watches all this through Geoffrey Barnes's office window.]] / Catspaw: Please! One for the road! / Evil Atom: You'll have to catch her first.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Lightning Lady takes a call at her desk.]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Voice on phone: I have a complaint about a CD-ROM I bought in the Evil Inc catalogue! / [[Lightning Lady listens to the caller.]] / Voice on phone: It's "Mystic Manager 1.0." It's supposed to compile magic incantations. / Voice on phone : But I keep casting the wrong curses due to simple typographical errors! / Lightning Lady: You need to upgrade to 2.0! / Voice on phone : What makes "2.0" so good? / Lightning Lady: It comes with a "spell checker."
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic walks by a security window where photograph IDs are checked. He has flashed his new ID.]] / Captain Heroic: Hiya, Myron. / Myron: 'lo. / [[Captain Heroic's ID reads EVIL INC with his picture on the right. Under that it says "Captain Heroic CEO".]] / Captain Heroic: Looks like rain. / Myron: Sure does. / [[Captain Heroic walks away from the security window.]] / Captain Heroic: See ya. / Myron: Have a good one... / [[Myron, a robot, tackles Captain Heroic in the midsection, knocking him off his feet.]] / Captain Heroic: OOOOWWWFF! / [[Captain Heroic is pinned to the ground by Myron. Myron is kneeling and straddling Captain Heroic's chest, holding him by the throat with his right hand.]] / Captain Heroic: Myron... This has to stop... / Myron: Sorry, sir. Old programming dies hard.
Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic [[Captain Heroic sits at the head of a long table, joined by assorted department managers of Evil Inc.]] / Captain Heroic: I realize that my presence here is a bit of a shock -- as is my new position... / Captain Heroic: But I want to try to make this transition as painless as possible. / Captain Heroic: So, while I would normally follow Robert's Rules of Order in a meeting such as this, I think we should try to keep it informal today. / [[A female manager and pirate manager sit to the right of Captain Heroic.]] / Female Manager: Does this mean my motion to run you through and hoist you from the communications tower is tabled? / Captain Heroic: But duly noted.
 

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