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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic sits at the head of a meeting table. Some of the people around the table are Kern, Psyclone, and Dr. Haynus.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I have one last item of business. I want Evil Inc to explore day care. / Kern: Excellent idea! We can easily overpower the teachers and sell the little brats on the black market for a huge profit! / [[Kern listens to Captain Heroic's clarification.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Are you insane? I mean HERE! I want a day care HERE!
/ Psyclone: Brilliant, sir! / [[Captain Heroic hears Psyclone idea.]]
/ Psyclone: Then we can sell them right out the back door! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060823.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic meets with Evil Inc employees Kern, Sinestro, Samantha, Psyclone, and others.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Now try to follow me... I want the company to provide day care to the employees. / Captain Heroic: We're not going to sell them, eat them, enslave them, or... Or... Or... What was that? / [[Sinestro looks at an Evil Inc employee disapprovingly.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Voice only.]] "Hypnotize them to bring in goodies from their fathers' liquor cabinet"?
/ Evil Inc employee: [[Remorseful.]] Sorry. / [[Captain Heroic looks down the table, focusing on Samantha.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Doesn't ANYONE understand the idea of a daycare for supers?
/ Samantha: *sigh* http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060824.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside Captain Heroic's office. He's sitting behind his desk talking with Samantha.]]
/ Captain Heroic: YOU ran a daycare for super-villains?
/ Samantha: Yes. Before Evil Inc bought Legion of Evil. / Captain Heroic: [[Voice only.]] So you could run a day-care here?!
/ Samantha: No! I am a public-relation specialist! I have a master's degree! I worked very hard to get here! / [[Captain Heroic gently ushers Samantha out of his office with a hand on her shoulder and another holding the door. Samantha has her hand on her head, in shock.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I'm putting you in charge of this. Find someone to run it. / Samantha: [[Talking on her cell phone.]] Mac, get the book... I need to call a few friends...
/ Narration: [[Bottom of panel.]] To be continued... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060825.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Comic is an information card. Information is transcribed as dialogue.]]
/ Personnel file: Dr. Haynus
/ Dr. Haynus
/ Age: 45
/ Born: 1961
/ Height: 5' 9"
/ Weight: 175 lbs.
/ Family: Ex-wife, Bernadette
/ Scruffy
/ Age: 28 (dog yrs)
/ Born: 2002
/ Height: 3'
/ Weight: 90 lbs.
/ Family: Unknown
/ Real names: Dr. Milton Haynus and Scruffy
/ Origin: The evil scientist was nearly killed in a freak accident in his lab. His brain was grafted onto the body of his wife's dog, Scruffy. They were divorced shortly thereafter. Both brains remain vital -- with neither in complete control of the body.
/ Powers: Genius-level intellect, keen sense of smell.
/ Partnerships: None.
/ History: Joined Evil Inc in 2003 and quickly rose through the ranks to be Chief Technical Officer. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060826.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Samantha: [[On her cell phone.]] So that's the gig, Mel... Running a day care for children of super-villains. Interested? / Mel: [[On phone.]] Naw, Sweetpea... That's the first rule of Vaudeville: "Never work with children or animals." / Samantha: [[Voice on phone.]] Aw, Mel... You LOVE kids!
/ Mel: Whose kids would I be watching? / Samantha: The Scorpion... The Vulture... Dr. Octopus... The Penguin... The Tiger Shark...
/ Mel: [[Voice on phone.]] You're not paying attention, dear. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060828.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Mac: Y'know, MY mom could run a day care for evil kids.
/ Samantha: Oh, Mac. / Samantha: Think about it: The violent tendencies... The irrational outbursts... the constant, devious plotting... / [[Mac and Samantha stare at each other, thinking.]] / [[Mac stands behind Samantha who is dialing her cell phone.]]
/ Mac: You're right. No need to subject the kids to THAT. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060829.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Samantha: [[Talking on cell phone.]] It's the Evil Inc day care... Would you want to do it? / Trever: What sort of activities would there be?
/ Samantha: [[Voice on phone.]] Oh, the usual: Reading story books, making crafts... Going to the park... / Trever: [[Voice on phone.]] Sounds geat! Sign me up!
/ Samantha: Cool! I thought I'd NEVER find a teacher! / Trever: [[Surprised.]] Teacher? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060830.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Samantha: [[Talking on cell phone.]] I'm looking for someone to run the Evil Inc day care. Interested? / The Ghost: [[On phone.]] No. / Inez: [[On phone.]] No. / Edgar VanHelix (Mac's father): [[On phone.]] No. / Aunt Thorne: [[On phone.]] How did you get my number? / Lawrence: [[On phone.]] No. / [[An Unidentified Silhouette heads toward the ringing phone on the wall.]]
/ << *RING* *RING*>> / [[Inset box shows CALLER ID 555-1234 SAMANTHA MILLER]]
/ [[The "Unidentified Silhouette" (Argus the Gargoyle) sees the caller ID and walks away from the ringing phone on the wall.]]
/ << *RING* *RING*>> http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060831.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Samantha: [[Closing her cell phone.]] That's funny... Argus isn't answering his phone.
/ Mac: [[Grabbing his head in surprise.]] YOU CALLED ARGUS?! / [[Mac hears the front door slam open and whips his head around to see Argus entering.]]
/ Samantha: [[Voice only.]] Yeah. Why?
/ Argus: I KNEW IT! I knew they'd come begging to get us back! / [[Samantha stands next to Mac. Both face an angry Argus.]]
/ Mac: Argus, Sammy's calling about something else entirely.
/ Argus: [[Yelling.]] THERE'D BETTER BE BEGGING INVOLVED! / [[Samantha is kneeling before Argus, her hands together.]]
/ Samantha: Please... PLEASE... Do you have Ned's phone number? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060901.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday holds a test tube. The right side of the panel reads DR. MUSKIDAY. The layout is personnel information.]]
/ AGE: 40
/ BORN: 1966
/ HEIGHT: 3' 6"
/ WEIGHT: 110 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ NAME: Dr. Phineas Muskiday
/ ORIGIN: Dr. Muskiday was one of the top scientists at Evil Inc ~~ despite being an insect. A freak accident melded his head to the body of a janitor who mistook some of Muskiday's equipment for a trash can to empty.
/ POWERS: Genius-level intellect.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Often assists Dr. Haynus.
/ HISTORY: Joined Evil Inc in 1998 as a lab assistant. Has risen through the ranks to run the research-and-development department. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060902.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Argus and Samantha stand in front of the new Evil Inc day care.]]
/ Argus: For the last time, Sammy, I know how to do this! / Argus: [[Walking by Samantha confidently.]] I start with a greeting... Tell a little story... Sing a little song... Break for snacks... And then get a knife and start cutting those little buggers! / Samantha: Exactly. / [[Samantha and Argus stand in front of the new Evil Inc day care. A sign hangs above the front door and reads Evil Inc DAY CARE RIBBON CUTTING. A podium and over-sized pair of scissors are off to the right of the front door which is blocked by four ribbons waiting to be cut.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060904.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Trever has his arm around his mother's shoulder, reassuring her. A supervillain child runs by the two of them.]]
/ Trever's Mom: Oh, goodness. Am I ready for this?
/ Trever: You're gonna do fine, mom. / [[Trever's mom watches another child burp out fire.]]
/ Trever: Aw, mom, you used to run your own daycare before me and sis came along.
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060905.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Trever: [[Holding a blanket.]] What are these?
/ Trever's Mom: COMFORT BLANKETS. Sometimes the kids are frightened by life changes ~~ like starting a new day care. / Trever: [[Still holding a blanket.]] WOW! They're so soft! I think I'll take one home and put it on my bed.
/ Trever's Mom: Oh. It'll just get musty in the basement. / Trever: [[Shocked.]] Basement?! My room is upstairs!
/ Trever's Mom: No, my NEW HOME OFFICE is upstairs. You can move to the basement or dad and I will help you find your own apartment. / [[A numb Trever clutches the blanket while a super-villain child tugs on the corner of it.]]
/ Trever's Mom: [[Voice only.]] Good morning, children! Let's start our day!
/ Super-villain child: Don't bogart the blankie, bub! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060906.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match watches Captain Heroic strut smugly.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Well, honey... Another crisis averted. We needed daycare and I used Evil Inc's resources to create one. / [[Captain Heroic looks at Miss Match face to face.]]
/ Miss Match: WOW. Amazing dear. Now answer me this: Which one of us shows up Monday morning with a child? / [[Captain Heroic stands dumbfounded.]] / [[Miss Match walks away from Captain Heroic, leaving him to think.]]
/ Captain Heroic: There was a time when a hero would save the day and it would STAY saved for an hour or two. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060907.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic explains the daycare situation to Miss Match.]]
/ Captain Heroic: So I confided in Oscar's teacher. She knows he's my kid, and she understands that it has to remain a secret. / Captain Heroic: With my super speed, I can drop him off and pick him up without being detected.
/ Miss Match: I'm impressed. You've saved the day! / [[Miss Match leans in close to Captain Heroic.]]
/ Miss Match: Now... Save the night... ...For me. / [[Miss Match walks away from Captain Heroic but looks back alluringly.]]
/ Captain Heroic: A hero's work is never done. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060908.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Memo has two pushpins in top corners with I LIVE! on it. The information is listed under a panel which says PERSONNEL FILE: THE MEMO.]]
/ AGE: 7 months
/ BORN: Feb. 2006
/ HEIGHT: 11 in.
/ WEIGHT: 4.5 grams
/ FAMILY: None
/ NAME: Memo
/ ORIGIN: At the annual Evil Inc Invention Contest, Dr. Haynus' coincidence inducer caused a standard office memo to be zapped by a Lightning Lady robot and matter animator, bringing the Memo to life.
/ POWERS: It can rearrange the ink on its surface into any pattern. It can also fold itself into any shape.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Lightning Lady
/ HISTORY: The Memo has created a power base within Evil Inc as the chief archivist in the newly formed library. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060909.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic looks over his shoulder to see Miss Match climbing in one of their apartment's windows.]]
/ Miss Match: Hi, honey! I'm home! Where's Oscar? / [[His answer shocks Miss Match.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I sent him to spend the night with your parents. / [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match are staring at each other.]] / [[Captain Heroic hold Miss Match in a loose hug.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Don't worry. I took him in this morning for a tetanus shot. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060911.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: Sweetie, I think sending Oscar to stay with my parents is a bad idea.
/ Captain Heroic: [[Arms folded.]] You do, eh? / [[Miss Match faces Captain Heroic.]]
/ Miss Match: Yes. He has his first day of daycare tomorrow. There's so much to prepare for ~~ so much to do. We can't just drop him off there and expect things to go well. / [[Miss Match turns her back to Captain Heroic.]]
/ Miss Match: Don't you understand how important tonight is? / Captain Heroic: Don't YOU?
/ Miss Match: [[Surprised by the necklace Captain Heroic is placing on her.]] Oh, my. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060912.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match examines the locket from Captain Heroic.]]
/ Miss Match: I can't believe I forgot...
/ Captain Heroic: It's the sixth anniversary of the night we met. / [[Captain Heroic stands proudly as Miss Match clasps the locket on.]]
/ Miss Match: Has it been six years already?! It seems like forever! / [[Miss Match lets Captain Heroic admire her wearing the gift.]] / [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match look at each other passionately.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I'll try to take that as a compliment. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060913.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic stands behind Miss Match as she looks around.]]
/ Miss Match: A candle-light dinner?! How Romantic! And what's that I smell? / [[Miss Match sits at a candle-light table for two. She claps gleefully as Captain Heroic removes a metal dome revealing her dinner.]]
/ Miss Match: Campbell's soup! You remembered! / Captain Heroic: How could I forget? / [[Miss Match is fleeing the Museum of Art while the alarms are going off. Captain Heroic is sitting on the floor, stunned, in the Pop Art room, with Andy Warhol's 'Campbell Soup Cans' painting smashed over his head.]]
/ Captain Heroic: So that's why they call it "pop" art. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060914.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic and the museum curator listen to the museum's security guard. The men are in the Ancient Artifacts wing of the museum, looking at a glass covered ruby.]]
/ Security Guard: You arrived just in time, Cap. She almost made off with the Ruby of Ragnoor ~~ fabled to hold untold mystic powers. / [[The guard and Captain Heroic listen to the angry curator.]]
/ Museum Curator: THAT'S NOT THE RUBY OF RAGNOOR! IT'S A FAKE! / Captain Heroic: How can you be so sure?
/ Museum Curator: I am the curator of the museum and have studied these artifacts exhaustively. / [[The ruby shines in the light while the curator reveals his reasoning.]]
/ Museum Curator: Besides... The REAL ruby doesn't have a price tag from the museum gift shop. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060915.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Catspaw stands with a menacing look. His information is below a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: CATSPAW.]]
/ AGE: 82
/ BORN: 1924
/ HEIGHT: 5' 8"
/ WEIGHT: 150 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Sister, Methane Girl, and nephew, Geoffrey Barnes.
/ REAL NAME: Walter (Last name withheld)
/ ORIGIN: Walt started out a petty cat burglar. On a heist at the home of a government defense contractor, he stumbled upon a powerful weapon ~~ Gloves designed to look like lion paws. His stolen weapons CATapulted him to major-league villain status.
/ POWERS: Razor sharp claws on gauntlets that fire power beams and other projectiles.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Formerly partnered with Evil Atom.
/ HISTORY: After Evil Atom broke up their team, Catspaw began a secret cabal to buy up the stocks of Evil Inc and destroy it from the inside. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060916.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Profile of Captain Heroic.]]
/ Narrative Text: Captain Heroic remembers how he met Miss Match. / [[Captain Heroic and the museum curator watch a video screen in the security office. A video of Miss Match's activities is playing.]]
/ Museum Curator: Let's check the surveillance cameras for clues.
/ Captain Heroic: Woah. Nice gams. / [[Both men continue to watch the screen.]]
/ Museum Curator: Yes. I think those are some of Theodore Gams' finest paintings.
/ Captain Heroic: And that bust! / Museum Curator: A wonderful example of classical Roman portrait sculpture. Good eye.
/ Captain Heroic: Look at that tush!
/ Museum Curator: Francois Tush! My favorite surrealist! / Museum Curator: You certainly have an eye for art!
/ Captain Heroic: [[Leaning on a table.]] I don't know art, but I know what I like! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060918.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic and Wing-Man stand on top of a building.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I can't get her out of my mind, Wing-Man! / [[Wing-Man explains the reality of the situation to Captain Heroic.]]
/ Wing-Man: Cap... This is not good. You CAN'T have a crush on a super-villain! / Captain Heroic: You should talk! Don't think I forgot about barging in on you and PINK POWERHOUSE that time...
/ Wing-Man: [[Defensively.]] Hey, man, that was a choke hold! / [[Wing-Man, grinning smugly, looks over his shoulder at Captain Heroic.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Dude. That's the most disturbing euphemism I've ever heard. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060919.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic and Wing-Man, both on a building rooftop, look down at a building who's front door has just blown out.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060920.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match, running down the street with bags of money, sees Captain Heroic flying next to her out of the corner of her eye.]]
/ Miss Match: [[In thought bubble.]] THIS guy again? He really needs to get off my case! / Miss Match: [[In thought bubble.]] Too bad... He's kinda cute. But that's the problem with being a villain. All the good ones are... well... GOOD. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060921.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match and Captain Heroic are sharing a romantic diner.]]
/ Miss Match: Do you remember the lame pick-up line you used on me?
/ Captain Heroic: I panicked. I wanted to put you off balance! / Miss Match: You thought "What's your sign" was going to make me starry-eyed!? / Captain Heroic: You didn't see the stars? / [[Flashback: Captain Heroic sees stars after Miss Match hits him over the head with a Stop sign.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060922.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Commander Heroic flies holding Oscar above his head. The information is under a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: OSCAR.]]
/ AGE: 4
/ BORN: 2002
/ HEIGHT: 3 Feet
/ WEIGHT: 38 lbs
/ FAMILY: Biological son of Miss Match and Capt. Heroic
/ NAME: Oscar
/ ORIGIN: Oscar is the result of a surprise pregnancy between Miss Match and Captain Heroic.
/ POWERS: Oscar has not developed any powers as of yet, however, given his genetic make-up, it is likely that he will in the future.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: None. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060923.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic, head only.]]
/ Narrative Text: Captain Heroic remembers meeting Miss Match. / [[Miss Match stands on a rooftop, looking back at a staircase and open door.]]
/ Miss Match: Heh. I think I finally lost him. / [[Captain Heroic, who was hiding behind the door, closes it, much to Miss Match's annoyance.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060925.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match asks Captain Heroic a question.]]
/ Miss Match: You really fell for me, didn't you? / [[Captain Heroic is lying in the buildings basement. Above him tenants of the apartments he broke through look down on him.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Voice only narrates the scene.]] "Thirty-seven stories, to be exact." / Captain Heroic: Did you come down because you were concerned or did you want to gloat? / [[A frowning Miss Match looks at the unconscious Captain Heroic.]] / Miss Match: As a villain, I'm contractually obliged to gloat over a fallen hero. / [[Miss Match, hand only, reaches toward Captain Heroic.]] / [[Miss Match walks away from a sleeping Captain Heroic. He's covered in a blanket with a pillow under his head.]]
/ Captain Heroic: ZZZZZZZZZZZ / Captain Heroic: You didn't answer my question. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060926.html |
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