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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic's head in profile. He's not speaking.]]
/ Narrative Text: Captain Heroic remembers meeting Miss Match. / [[Captain Heroic and Commander Heroic stand on a building.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Dad... Did you ever... FEEL... For a villain?
/ Commander Heroic: Once. Only once. / [[Captain Heroic listens to his father.]]
/ Commander Heroic: Shadow Girl had cast her entire lair into 100% darkness. / Commander Heroic: I had no other way to LOCATE her than to feel around with my HANDS.
/ Captain Heroic: No... I mean an EMOTIONAL feeling. / [[Captain Heroic continues to listen.]]
/ Commander Heroic: Well... Like I said... it was PITCH BLACK in there... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060927.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: So... You never had crush on a villain?
/ Commander Heroic: *sigh* / Commander Heroic: This never gets back to your mother... There was this villainess... It was a long time ago... It ended badly... / [[Captain Heroic listens to his father while watching Miss Match fly in the distance.]]
/ Commander Heroic: Son... There's only one thing to do with an old flame... Put it out. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060928.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A side view of Captain Heroic's head.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I guess it was only a matter of time before we had our showdown. / [[Miss Match is holding Captain Heroic down, straddling his body with hers.]]
/ Miss Match: Ha! How does it feel to be defeated by the mighty Miss Match?!
/ Captain Heroic: Heh. Actually, pretty good. / [[Captain Heroic surprises Miss Match by kissing her in mid sentence.]]
/ Miss Match: Listen, pal, that pretty-boy charm isn't gonna work with mmmmmmmmmm. / [[Miss Match returns the kiss, surprising Captain Heroic.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I'm sorry. I don't know what came over mmmmmmmmmm. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060929.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Amazing Amazon looks off to her left. The information is laid out under a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: AMAZING AMAZON.]]
/ AGE: 22
/ BORN: 1984
/ HEIGHT: 5' 4"
/ WEIGHT: 110 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Denise Powers
/ ORIGIN: Deep in the Amazon jungle, a secretive tribe has existed outside the influence of the modern world. Matriarchal in nature, this tribe has relied on its all-female army for centuries. Denise Powers was one such warrior who fell in love with an American explorer. She left the tribe to track him and profess her love. In the course of her pursuit, she finds herself thrust into several conflicts that test her amazing skills.
/ POWERS: Super strength and agility. Super-human speed. Near invulnerability. Wields magic blow darts.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: None. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20060930.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A profile of Captain Heroic, facing right.]]
/ Narrative Text: Captain Heroic remembers meeting Miss Match. / [[Captain Heroic sits in his briefs on the edge of a bed while Miss Match completes dressing.]]
/ Miss Match: What we did was wrong.
/ Captain Heroic: Practice makes perfect. / [[Miss Match and Captain Heroic face each other. Her arms are outstretched, hands on his shoulders.]]
/ Miss Match: I'm serious. I'm a villain, and you're a hero. We can't do this again.
/ Captain Heroic: [[Wryly.]] Not for another twenty minutes at least. / Miss Match: Honestly. Do we have a future together?
/ Captain Heroic: Probably not.
/ Miss Match: See? We have to ~~ / Captain Heroic: Wait! I think I was wrong! / [[Captain Heroic scoops up Miss Match in his arms.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I only needed TEN minutes. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061002.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match and Captain Heroic sit cozily with each other on a couch.]]
/ Miss Match: Why don't you become a VILLAIN?
/ Captain Heroic: ME? A villain? I bet I could DO it... / [[Miss Match, kneeling on the couch, excitedly talks to an equally excited Captain Heroic.]]
/ Miss Match: Hey... Dr. Zodiac has a scheme to zap downtown with a death ray. Want in?
/ Captain Heroic: YEAH! I'll help evacuate the city and make sure the valuables are safe while you guys work the laser! I bet I'd be GOOD at this! REALLY good! / [[Miss Match and Captain Heroic realise what they said and how they said it.]]
/ Miss Match: Yeah. That may be a problem. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061003.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: Why don't you become a HERO?
/ Miss Match: Cool! What's it pay? / Captain Heroic: I don't get PAID to do this. It's my responsibility.
/ Miss Match: How do you pay the rent? / [[A squirrel watches the discussion while outside on a branch.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I have a day job. Don't you?
/ Miss Match: No. I couldn't get a good job, so I became a villain. / [[Miss Match turns away from Captain Heroic.]]
/ Miss Match: You're a hero because it's right. I'm a villain because it's what's left. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061004.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match and Captain Heroic watch a beautiful sunset in the city while sitting on a building's ledge.]]
/ Miss Match: We can't be in love. We just can't. We're too different. We have nothing in common.
/ Captain Heroic: Yeah. / [[Miss Match and Captain Heroic, hand only, reach out for each others hand.]] / [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match share a deep kiss.]] / [[Miss Match looks at Captain Heroic, faces only.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Good point. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061005.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match are sitting on a building edge. His wrist communicator goes off.]]
/ Voice from wrist communicator: Cap. We need you! Clawface is attacking the warehouse district!
/ Captain Heroic: I'm on it! / [[Captain Heroic gets ready to leave but Miss Match interrupts him.]]
/ Miss Match: [[Hand on forehead.]] No! You can't! DANG it! I'm contracted for that job! I'm supposed to DISTRACT you! / Captain Heroic: [[Stunned.]] You... ...you mean all of this... ...was just a distraction? / [[Captain Heroic flies away as Miss Match reaches out to explain.]]
/ Miss Match: No! No-no-no! It's not LIKE that! I was supposed to intercept you THIS MORNING and break your concentration...
/ Captain Heroic: That's not all you broke. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061006.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Blonde Bombshell is holding her left hand by her mouth yelling something. The information is listed under a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: BLONDE BOMBSHELL.]]
/ AGE: 57
/ BORN: 1949
/ HEIGHT: 5' 4"
/ WEIGHT: 130 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Tiffany Teentey
/ ORIGIN: Tiffany was the daughter of a wealthy defense contractor who was born with a genetic mutation. Once her new powers became manifest, her father tried to market his daughter as a weapon for hire. She broke free of his influence and became a super-villain.
/ POWERS: Tiffany is able to emit concentrated concussion blasts from her fingertips. She uses a jet pack for flight.
/ HISTORY: The Blonde Bombshell fought alongside Evil Atom, battling Commander Heroic.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Unknown. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061007.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match, head only, looks downward.]]
/ Miss Match: That was my lowest moment... / [[A depressed Miss Match is in an apartment talking on the phone. Captain Heroic is flying toward the window.]]
/ Miss Match: I know... I as supposed to stop Heroic. Was Clawface captured? / [[Miss Match is still on the phone. Captain Heroic sits in the window behind her.]]
/ Miss Match: *sigh* I understand. I'll return the deposit, too...
/ Captain Heroic: You betrayed me. / Miss Match: It wasn't LIKE that! The contract to block you this morning was something I was hired to do MONTHS ago. I can't BELIEVE I completely FORGOT about it! / [[Captain Heroic flies away from the window leaving Miss Match leaning out of it watching him leave.]]
/ Captain Heroic: That's the problem: Neither can I. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061009.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic looks sad.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I mooned over you for months... / [[Captain Heroic sits on the edge of a building while Wing-Man stands behind him.]]
/ Wing-Man: You've got to stop thinking about her.
/ Captain Heroic: I can't. / [[ Wing-Man tries to console Captain Heroic.]]
/ Wing-Man: Cap, it was never going to work out. It's BETTER this way. MUCH better. / Captain Heroic: [[Eyes closed.]] Yeah.. I know... It's hard to explain... / [[Wing-Man stands behind Captain Heroic who is hanging his head down.]]
/ Captain Heroic: But I liked things better when they were worse. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061010.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: Remember? A few days later...? / Wingman: A break-in at the pharmacy!
/ Captain Heroic: Cover Me! / Captain Heroic: Now you're trafficking drugs? / Captain Heroic: Wingman! She's headed out back. Cover the exit and - / Captain Heroic: -find out what she's carrying... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061011.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match is running toward Wing-Man but looking over her shoulder.]]
/ Wing-Man: I'm going to enjoy this! / [[Captain Heroic flies by Miss Match, tackling Wing-Man to stop him. Miss Match is holding a bag of vitamins.]]
/ Captain Heroic: NO! / [[Wing-Man lays against a damaged wall watching Captain Heroic and Miss Match stand silently together. Captain Heroic tenderly holds Miss Match's head with both hands.]]
/ Wing-Man: [[Dazed.]] What's GOTTEN INTO you?! / [[Captain Heroic flies off carrying Miss Match in his arms and leaving a dizzy Wing-Man behind.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I was just about to ask the same of you... Is it a boy or a girl? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061012.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Miss Match reaches across the candle lit dinner table and holds Captain Heroic's hand.]]
/ Miss Match: I was so scared. You were so sweet...
/ Captain Heroic: I couldn't imagine life without you and Oscar. We're a lucky family. Happy anniversary. Now open your locket. / [[A closeup of the open locket in Miss Match's palm. A hologram of the ruby she stole is being emitted. Miss Match puts her fingers into the edge of the display.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Voice only.]] It's a hologram of the ruby of Ragnoor. I always felt bad I made you take it back to the museum. / Miss Match: [[Head only.]] I'm gonna adjust it so it projects an image of my real treasure: You and Oscar! / [[The museum curator casts a suspicious glance toward the ruby of Ragnoor display.]] / Captain Heroic: [[Head only.]] You mean you know how to do that stuff?! / [[The museum curator stares at the ruby display which gets fuzzy and distorted.]] / Miss Match: [[Head only, slyly.]] Oh... I've been known to tinker... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061013.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady stands with her left hand on her hip. Her information is listed below a panel which reads LIGHTNING LADY.]]
/ AGE: 35
/ BORN: 1971
/ HEIGHT: 6' 3"
/ WEIGHT: Unknown
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Lenore (Last name withheld)
/ ORIGINS: After her boyfriend, Roger, dumped her for being too predictable, Lenore decided to play hookey from work and go to a museum. During a freak accident at an electricity exhibit, she gained great powers over electricity.
/ POWERS: Lightning Lady can project lightning bolts. She can also control electrical currents.
/ HISTORY: Lightning Lady became Evil Atom's personal assistant and has been retained by the new CEO, Capt. Heroic. She dates stand-up comic Keagan Newborne.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Unknown. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061014.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The outside of the Evil Inc. building is shown. Captain Heroic, unseen, is inside thinking.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Text in thought bubble.]] I'm beginning to really, really HATE board meetings... / [[Captain Heroic sits at a meeting table with, clockwise from the left, Queen Bee, Darkseid, Scratch Fury, Dr. Haynus, Dracula, and Super Skrull. Some of the villains are holding nail studded boards. Past the table is a revenue chart which has an arrow slanting down, right off of the chart and breaking a hole in the floor.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Text in though bubble.]] Especially when they leave the nails in the board... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061016.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic leans on the meeting table while speaking with some of the board members.]]
/ Captain Heroic: What IS a "drove?" Is it something you can drive?
/ Queen Bee: I suppose you COULD drive a drove.
/ Darkseid: Unless some of them drift.
/ Scratch Fury: When I used to drive droves, some of them would drift, then they'd drown. / Scratch Fury: It made the driving dreadful. All day it was "drive the drove" then "dredge for drowned drifters"...
/ Dr. Haynus: [[Unseen.]] *AHEM* / [[Dr. Haynus summarises the report in an open folder on the table. The revenue chart is behind him.]]
/ Dr. Haynus: Let's start from the top... We're losing investors... IN... LARGE... NUMBERS.]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061017.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A television displays the BIZ-TV reporter reading a story.]]
/ Female Reporter: It has been over three months since Captain Heroic took over Evil Inc. During the time, stock has plummeted. / [[Lightning Lady sits at her desk talking on the phone while Captain Heroic stands looking elsewhere.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Dr. Fright, I ASSURE you, Captain Heroic has a visionary plan to guide the company through this time... / [[Lightning Lady continues talking on the phone. Captain Heroic uses his x-ray vision to watch Mr. Muskiday.]]
/ Lightning Lady: ACTUALLY, it's an X-RAY visionary plan...
/ Captain Heroic: [[Text in thought bubble.]] ...Gotta be a scapegoat around here SOMEWHERE... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061018.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Hand on head.]] How could profits be down in every single department?
/ Lightning Lady: Sir, if I may...? / Lightning Lady: [[Holding ominous looking gun.]] This is the best-selling item from the previous Evil Inc catalogue. It's the Q-36 Hot Death Gun. / [[Captain Heroic looks at Lightning Lady holding an orange-sized item in the palm of her hand.]]
/ Lightning Lady: This is its replacement ~~ at your request ~~ in the new catalogue: The Melancholy-Generator 2000. / Lightning Lady: [[Still holding the Generator.]] We sold three of them.
/ Captain Heroic: [[Holding head.]] So sad... So very, very sad...
/ Lightning Lady: [[Pressing Generator button.]] Sorry. I'll turn it off. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061019.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Surprised.]] Surely not all of my new policies have resulted in lower profits! / [[Captain Heroic listens to Lightning Lady.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Your demands that all EVIL LAIRS be built to satisfy OSHA codes resulted in a 85% downturn. / Captain Heroic: EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT?!?
/ Lightning Lady: That policy outlawed some of our most popular installations. / [[Captain Heroic listens to Lightning Lady.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Those spike-embedded walls that close in on a target just don't work so well in "Nerf." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061020.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Wing-Man is shrugging his shoulders while looking at Captain Heroic. His information is laid out in a list under a panel which reads PERSONNEL FILE: WING-MAN.
/ AGE: 35
/ BORN: 1971
/ HEIGHT: 6' 3"
/ WEIGHT: 190
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: (Name withheld)
/ ORIGIN: Wing-Man was chosen to wear his powerful energy wings by an alien who stole the technology from the F'ZZ, a race of intergalactic police. By ditching the weapon with an Earthling, he was able to escape the F'ZZ's dragnet. Wing-Man, however, is still pursued by the alien race ~~ and has no idea why.
/ POWERS: Wing-Man's wings of solid energy can be turned on or off. The weapon enables him to fly, gives him great strength, and generates a protective field.
/ HISTORY: Wing-Man is one of Captain Heroic's oldest friends. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061021.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus sits at his desk, in his office, talking to Mr. Muskiday.]]
/ Dr. Haynus: Evil Inc. stock is PLUMMETING after Capt. Heroic's first quarter in charge. The profit margin is ANEMIC and MORALE is at an all-time low. / [[Scruffy hops onto the desk as Mr. Muskiday continues listening to Dr. Haynus.]]
/ Dr. Haynus: Even the henchmen are gloomy. Do you know how hard it is to depress people who die for a living? / [[Mr. Muskiday stands and responds to Dr. Haynus and Scruffy who are sitting on the floor.]]
/ Mr. Muskiday: ...Which means there will be nowhere to go but "UP" when you take over the company.
/ Dr. Haynus: How did you know that's what I was thinking? / [[Mr. Muskiday answers Dr. Haynus as Scruffy wags his tail excitedly.]]
/ Mr. Muskiday: Your tail, sir. It always gives you away. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061023.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady is sitting at her desk with the phone in her hand as Captain Heroic runs by.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Sir! You have a 3-o'clock appointment!
/ Captain Heroic: I can't! I'm getting a code-red alert from the Legion! / Captain Heroic: [[Flying. Text in thought bubble.]] Finally! Something I can do! I may not be able to run an evil company, but I'm pretty good at being super! / Captain Heroic: [[Still flying and thinking.]] I hope it's a nice, easy murderous rampage... Sometimes these code-reds involve other dimensions and junk. / Captain Heroic: [[Continuing to fly. Text in thought bubble.]] Last time I came back from the Phantom Zone, I caught a flu bug that made me upchuck musically for a week. / Captain Heroic: [[Text in thought bubble.]] I came darned close to a career in rap. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061024.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic enters a room containing Mr. Invincible and his girlfriend.]]
/ Captain Heroic: I'm here! What's the emergency? Mad scientist? Earthquake? / [[Mr. Invincible's hand holds an Evil Inc. Quarterly Report which shows a drastic drop.]]
/ Mr. Invincible: [[Voice only.]] This.
/ Captain Heroic: [[Voice only.]] Aw, Mr. Invincible! I would expect the LEADER of the Legion of Justice to understand... / Mr. Invincible: [[Facing Captain Heroic, still holding the report.]] The Legion borrowed heavily to buy Evil Inc. We need to see a profit and fast.
/ Captain Heroic: Is this about the bank foreclosing on the HQ satellite? / [[Captain Heroic's head swings toward the door.]]
/ << *knock* *knock* *knock*>>
/ Hotel Maid: Housekipping! Housekipping!
/ Mr. Invincible: [[Frustrated!]] Five more minutes! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061025.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Wing-Man stands behind Mr. Invincible.]]
/ Captain Heroic: Why is the Legion in such a money crunch? I thought half you guys were millionaire playboys!
/ Mr. Invincible: We are. / Captain Heroic: So, go to the bank and pull out a couple bucks 'till we're in the black.
/ Mr. Invincible: We don't use banks. We converted all of our holdings and store them in chests. / Captain Heroic: [[Shrugging shoulders and confused.]] What did you convert them into?! Gold? Silver? Can you convert them back?
/ Mr. Invincible: um...
/ Mr. Invincible's girlfriend: [[Busty.]] Harv, I'm bored. Can we go now? / [[Captain Heroic has his hand on his forehead and eyes, realising the "chest" into which the money went. Mr. Invincible is smiling broadly as he looks at his enhanced girlfriend.]]
/ Captain Heroic: [[Text in thought bubble.]] Mental note: Next time, team up with plain, old millionaires. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061026.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Invincible lays out the truth to Captain Heroic.]]
/ Mr. Invincible: If this investment goes bust, we could be looking at the end of the Legion itself. / [[Mr. Invincible has his left arm around Captain Heroic's shoulders.]]
/ Mr. Invincible: We're already taking drastic measures to bring some money in until the next quarter... / [[Iron Man is holding an unknown villain by the collar, about to punch him again for his wallet. An unknown man is trying to use the vending machine built into the back of his iron suit.]]
/ Man: [[Angry.]] This is the THIRD time you've been out of grape soda THIS WEEK! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061027.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Ms. Amazing is holding a fire hose dousing flames a few stories up. Her statistics are listed under a panel which says PERSONNEL FILE: MS. AMAZING.
/ AGE: 56
/ BORN: 1950
/ HEIGHT: 5' 2"
/ WEIGHT: 180 lbs.
/ FAMILY: She and Commander Heroic are Captain Heroic's parents.
/ REAL NAME: Stella (Last name withheld)
/ ORIGIN: After marrying Commander Heroic, she was exposed to the same magic from the ancient relic that gave the hero his power.
/ POWERS: Flight, super strength, invulnerability.
/ HISTORY: Was an assistant to Titanic Man, assisting him in his administrative duties with the Virtue Battalion. She fell in love with Commander Heroic, joining him in super-heroing after they were married. She left full-time heroing to raise her only child, Captain Heroic. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061028.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside, above the Evil Atom home.]]
/ Text Box: The house of Evil Atom...
/ Mrs. Evil Atom: [[Voice only.]] Oh, it has gotten much better, Betsy... / [[Mrs. Evil Atom is in her kitchen talking on the phone.]]
/ Mrs. Evil Atom: I thought we were headed for divorce. After his retirement he spent entire days "supervising" me.
/ Voice on phone: How awful! How did you stop him? / Mrs. Evil Atom: I made him aware of the club.
/ Voice on phone: Oh, that's RIGHT! Herb TOLD me your husband joined the Fraternal Order of Vultures. / Mrs. Evil Atom: [[Holding an over-sized wooden club.]] No, Betsy, the "Vultures" is a LODGE. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061030.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and Death Fog walk by a wall with a sign of "Fraternal Order of Vultures" and a bulletin board full of notices reading "ART & CRAFT FAIR Learn to make a macrame noose", "Victim Outreach Center When your victim is standing too far away: Ext. 2378", "Free Hearing Tests!", "The Vulture Thespians will be doing Evita at 9 p.m. Wednesday They will perform a play immediately thereafter.", "I SAID FREE HEARING TESTS!", "VULTURE COSTUME Masquerade Ball COME AS YOU ARE", "Red Cross Blood Drive Donors 8 p.m. Diners p.m.", "6 p.m. Thursday Lecture Series: Why the Kiwanis Stink!", "'Sit and Be Fit' chair exercise LED BY MODOK p.m.", "GREYHOUND RESCUE How To Keep Your Busload of Hostages", "Please disregard the free breast exam screening offered by Dr. Sin", "Poker Tournament 8 p.m. Sat. Please Bring your own poker" pinned to it. The doorway they are about to pass has a man sitting behind a table next to a sign which says VISION SCREENING. Behind the man is a villain behind a screen.]]
/ Death Fog: Hey, Evil Atom, are you going to the vision screening?
/ Evil Atom: Nah. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20061031.html |
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