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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Inside Evil Inc. Day Care. Trever's mom, who runs the daycare, is holding a giant card toward the children.]]
/ Trever's Mom: Boys and girls, does anyone know what this letter is?
/ Group of kids: "S!" / Trever's Mom: Does anyone know a word that starts with an "S"?
/ Child: [[Voice only.]] Snake! / Boy 1: Slither!
/ Boy 2: Sicken!
/ Child: [[Unseen.]] Slug!
/ Girl 1: Sneer!
/ Ziwwa: Seethe!
/ Boy 3: Slash!
/ Oscar: Sailboat! / [[Ziwwa and some other children turn to look at Oscar.]]
/ Ziwwa: Sick-o. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070214.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ziwwa points toward Oscar as they spend their day in the Evil Inc daycare.]]
/ Ziwwa: You're weird. / Ziwwa: [[Continuing to talk to Oscar.]] You don't play the same games we do... You don't have powers... You're just weird! / [[Oscar responds to Ziwwa as he watches a well-armored biped hold a non-detailed humanoid figure.]]
/ Oscar: What about SLORT? He plays with dolls! / [[Oscar and Ziwwa watch Slort, the non detailed humanoid, drag the armored doll away.]]
/ Slort: SO WHAT, YA JERK?! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070215.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic is flying while holding Oscar.]]
/ Oscar: Dad... The other kids scare me. They call me weird. / Captain Heroic: Oscar... You have to understand... In a way, they're frightened of YOU.
/ Oscar: Of ME?
/ Captain Heroic: Yep. Sometimes, to understand people, you have to think of what YOU would do if YOU were THEM. / [[Oscar questions his father.]]
/ Oscar: Is that what YOU do, daddy? / [[Captain Heroic has a thoughtful look on his face as he continues to fly with Oscar.]]
/ Oscar: ...Daddy? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070216.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ziwwa holds a block as he gazes to the right. On the right is a panel which says PERSONNEL FILES: ZIWWA with his biographical information below it.]]
/ AGE: 4
/ BORN: 2003
/ HEIGHT: 4'
/ WEIGHT: 75 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Withheld
/ REAL NAME: Ziwwa
/ ORIGIN: Ziwwa was hatched as a result of an asexual reproductive process that's better left unmentioned.
/ POWERS: Ziwwa's hide has a steel-grade resistance to damage. His claws are razor-sharp, and he breathes fire.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: None.
/ HISTORY: Ziwwa comes from a long line of city-smashers, so his legacy is clear. He is destined to adopt a host city and then reduce it to ruins every couple of years or so. Choosing a city is key. His uncle has been stationed in Detroit for the past ten years, but nobody has noticed. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070217.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic enters his office's waiting area and is greeted by Lightning Lady who is behind her desk.]]
/ Lightning Lady: You certainly look chipper today. / Lightning Lady: Whatever you did yesterday, it must have done you some good.
/ Captain Heroic: I feel great! Any messages? / [[Captain Heroic listens to her answer.]]
/ Lightning Lady: Just Superhuman Resources. They say resignations have spiked 25% and the hiring freeze is making it impossible for many departments to meet their goals. / [[Captain Heroic opens the door to his office while Miss Match, Dr. Muskiday, and Dr. Haynus peek into the waiting area.]]
/ Captain Heroic: You HAD to tell me that?
/ Lightning Lady: I didn't HAVE to. I outbid the others fair and square. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070219.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Captain Heroic: [[Holding sheet of paper.]] How are we losing all these villains?
/ Lightning Lady: Most of them think we're gonna be bankrupt. / Captain Heroic: *sigh* Where are they all going?
/ Lightning Lady: That's a good question? / [[Mr. Threat looks over a cubicle wall at the person who is clutching a piece of office equipment. Assorted weapons behind Mr. Threat are pointed at the man.]]
/ Mr. Threat: I'll have that pencil sharpener now. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070220.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dane: [[Holding coffee mug.]] Have you met the new guy in accounting?
/ Man: [[Filling cup from water cooler.]] Ted Blake? / Dane: No, THIS guy goes by the name of "Threat." No first name ~~ just "Mr. Threat." Wears boots. Sneers a lot. Used to be a super-villain at Evil Inc.
/ Man: Haven't met him. / Mr. Threat: [[Talking to Dane and the Man.]] Hi, Dane... I torched your cubicle, abused your houseplants and ate your lunch. FYI. / [[Mr. Threat walks past a shocked Dane and Man.]] / Man: [[To an angry Dane.]] Was that him? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070221.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mr. Threat leans over Tad's cubicle wall, asking him something.]]
/ Mr. Threat: Tad, may I borrow your stapler?
/ Tad: [[Passing stapler.]] Sure. / [[Tad gets back to working on the computer as Mr. Threat staples something.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070222.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A man and woman are in a cubicle talking about Mr. Threat.]]
/ Woman: [[Standing.]] Have you seen the new guy yet? The guy with the cape?
/ Man: [[Sitting at his desk.]] Boy have I. / Woman: He refuses to do any work... Doesn't even seem to know what we DO here... Belittles anyone who asks him a question... Shows up late... Leaves early... And takes a two-hour lunch. / Man: [[Looking at the woman.]] Who does he think he is ~~ Management? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070223.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat looks down. To the right is a banner which reads PERSONNEL FILE: MISTER THREAT and below it are his vital statistics.]]
/ AGE: 30
/ BORN: 1977
/ HEIGHT: 6' 1"
/ WEIGHT: 175 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown
/ REAL NAME: Ralph Czernowiczyk
/ ORIGIN: Ralph was a small-time thug who won the Evil Inc Power Lottery during a sweepstakes giveaway in 2003.
/ POWERS: Invulnerable armor includes percussive beams from gauntlets. Shoulder plates generate small anti-gravity field enabling both flight and heavy lifting.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: Has done some work with Death Bird.
/ HISTORY: Ralph never had the head for a serious tilt at super-villain success. His plots were poorly-thought-out and easily thwarted. He joined mid-management at Evil Inc where his lack of creativity was a plus. He recently left for a job at a publishing house. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070224.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat joins two men standing around the water cooler talking about sports.]]
/ Man One: ...And then ~~ BINGO! ~~ A three-pointer at the buzzer.
/ Man two: I know! / [[Man one turns to talk to Mister Threat while man two watches.]]
/ Man One: ...So... Uh... Mister Threat... Did you catch the game last night... Or...? / [[Man one and two listen to Mister Threat.]]
/ No. I watched over an endless torment of mindless peons devoid of purpose or being. And their agony fed my soul. / [[Man one responds to Mister Threat while man two watches.]]
/ Man One: Yeah... I never really got into AMERICAN IDOL. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070226.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Outside the Consolidated Insurance Inc. building where the voice of Mister Threat is heard talking to the help desk person.]]
/ Mister Threat: [[Voice only.]] Hello, help desk? My computer crashed.
/ Voice on Phone: Is the computer plugged in? / [[Mister Threat is sitting at his desk, angrily talking on the phone.]]
/ Mister Threat: Of course, it's plugged in! How else could I ~~
/ Voice on Phone: You've checked? It's plugged in?
/ Mister Threat: I checked. I checked. / Voice on Phone: Is the computer turned "off?"
/ Mister Threat: It's off! PERMANENTLY! It crashed!
/ Voice on Phone: Did you try to turn it "on?" / [[Mister Threat pauses and looks at the phone handset.]] / [[Mister Threat hunches down and whispers into the phone.]]
/ Mister Threat: Dr. Psychotic? ...Is that YOU? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070227.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A superior to Mister Threat surprises him in his cubicle.]]
/ Man: Mister Threat, may I see you in my office, please?
/ Mister Threat: [[Startled. He's spinning around to see who is speaking to him.]] Huh?! Wha~? / Mister Threat: [[Slumped down in his chair.]] *sigh* Okay. / [[Mister Threat stands outside his cubicle as the superior leaves. A co-worker in the next cubicle is sitting, looking out at the unconscious man on the floor.]]
/ Mister Threat: [[To unconscious man.]] You are the worst henchman ever. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070228.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat is seated inside his supervisor's office. The door is closed.]]
/ Mister Threat: Me? Fired?! Impossible! On what grounds?! / Supervisor: [[Sitting behind his desk.]] We do have a company policy against creating a hostile workplace.
/ Mister Threat: Are you accusing me of sexual harassment?!! / [[Mister Threat listens to the unseen supervisor. Outside the door is a cubicle ringed with barbed wire and laser guns. There is also an alligator pit with banana peels near it along with a quicksand bog that has captured an employee with only his forearm showing.]]
/ Supervisor: [[Voice only.]] No... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070301.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mister Threat sits in his supervisor's office, listening.]]
/ Supervisor: [[Seated behind his desk.]] I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. / [[His supervisor listens to the response.]]
/ Mister Threat: Let ME go? I'm going to have to let YOU go! / Supervisor: [[Shouting angrily.]] You don't let ME go! I let YOU go! / [[Mister Threat is dangling his supervisor by the ankle outside the window.]]
/ Supervisor: [[Screaming.]] DON'T LET ME GO!! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070302.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Character description panel, Moonpuppy to the furthest left of description]] / Age: 4
/ Born: 2003
/ Height: 3'6""
/ Weight: 45 Lbs. / Real Name: Prince / Origin: As the eldest son of the King of the Moondogs, Prince has been bestowed the Mighty Fido Jewel. / Powers: The jewel holds phenomenal power -- which grows as the holder ages. Currently, Prince can muster a sharp jolt of mind energy and a limited amount of levitation. / Partnerships: None / History: The Moondogs are a race of aliens from the planet Caninus, several galaxies away. Their atomic composition tends to react strongly with rocks from different moons in Earth's solar system. The most power of which is the Deimos Jewel, derived from one of Mars' moons. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070303.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus reading the paper]]
/ Haynus: We've got to stop Captain Heroic before he ruins Evil Inc! / [[Dr. Haynus sitting on paper]]
/ Haynus: I didnt want to do this, but... *sigh* / [[Haynus looking to door as Dr. Muskiday walks in]]
/ Haynus: Did you read today's newspaper?
/ Muskiday: Um. No / [[Dr. Muskiday throwing steaming pile of -used- newspaper into garbage]]
/ Muskiday: I hate trying to read the paper after you're done with it. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070305.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus sitting on desk looking down on Dr. Muskiday]]
/ Haynus: If we don't act soon, there's not going to -be- an Evil Inc. / [[Close up on Haynus's brain]]
/ Haynus: We need... Her. / [[Outside view of main building of Evil Inc]]
/ Muskiday: HER?!
/ Haynus: I know. But this is war. / [[View of 'outsourcing and talent representation' office door]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070306.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mrs. Louise up close with Emily in distance]]
/ Emily: Dr. Haynus is here to see you.
/ Mrs. Louise: You -know- better then that, Emily. / [[Profile shot of Emily]]
/ Emily: Yes, Ma'am. I -told- him. But he begged. ...then rolled over... / [[Return to first panel shot with Haynus on floor]]
/ Mrs. Louise: Tell him to play dead. Permanently.
/ Haynus: We need to talk. / [[Mrs. Louise reaching for blaster while Haynus and Emily in background]]
/ Mrs. Louise: No. I need to -aim. You need to -duck-. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070307.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Haynus/Louise profile shot with Mrs. Louise aiming blaster at Haynus's brain]]
/ Haynus: Please. you know you can't. / [[Scruffy licking Mrs. Louise's hand]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070308.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Haynus in background with Mrs. Louise in foreground]]
/ Mrs. Louise: I'll never forgive you for what you did to my dog, Milton.
/ Haynus: I had no choiec. We've been -over- this! / [[Small cap window, profile shot of Haynus]]
/ Haynus: I was badly injured when those chemicals exploded in my lab. It was a freak accident! / [[Small cap window, reverse profile of Mrs. Louise]]
/ Mrs. Louise: ...and I -warned- you about hiring freaks. / [[Two panel spread behind small caps with 'Milton' laying badly injured after explosion with freak holding multiple beakers. His tail being the demise of 'Milton']]
/ Freak: Oops. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070309.html |
| Personnel File: Bernadette Louise | [[Character description with Mrs. Louise on the far right weilding a blaster angerily]] / Age: 40
/ Born: 1967
/ Height: 5'4"
/ Weight: 150 Lbs. / Real Name: Bernadette Louise / Origin: Bernadette was married to Dr. Milton Haynus before the tragic accident that transformed him into the state he is in today. / Powers: Bernadette, who goes by her maiden name in all professional discourse, has no metahuman powers. However she is the best at placing Henchmen and low-level villains in jobs with higher-level bad guys. She is also a master at talent-representation in this field. / Partnerships: Dr. Haynus. / History: After he used her puppy, Scruffy, to save his life, Bernadette divorced Dr. Haynus. She still feels conflicting emotions. She loves her puppy, but hates her ex-husband for what he's done to the dog. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070310.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Profile shot of Dr. Haynus facing Mrs. Louise in her office]]
/ Haynus: We need to put our past behind us right now, Bernadette, we-
/ Mrs. Louise: Milton! / [[Mrs. Louise closing her office door looking back at Dr. Haynus]]
/ Mrs. Louise: You know better then to call me by my first name. / [[Dr. Haynus in foreground looking towards Mrs. Louise in background standing in front of her office door]]
/ Haynus: Thats right. You use your maiden name exclusively these days... / [[Repeat profile shot of panel 1]]
/ Mrs. Louise: Of -course-. My married name is heinous.
/ Haynus: Funny. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070312.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus standing beside Mrs. Louise talking]]
/ Haynus: Louise, I have a plan to save Evil Inc from that dolt, Captain Heroic.
/ Mrs. Louise: Forget it, Milton, I... I... / [[Scruffy gives her big cute puppy dog eyes]] / [[Mrs. Louise looking down holding Scruffy's chin]]
/ Mrs. Louise: I have to admit, you're more charming as a dog.
/ Haynus: If only he would stop licking ourself in public. / [[Haynus/Scruff sitting wagging tail in background with Mrs. Louise looking back]]
/ Mrs. Louise: It's -still- a step up, Milton. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070313.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Top down shot over street. Dr. Haynus walking beside parked car and parking meter with Mrs. Louise at his side]]
/ Haynus: So...everything is in place?
/ Mrs. Louise: Yes...and it might just work, too. / [[Haynus looking up from Mrs. Louise's side]]
/ Haynus: A compliment? Careful, you might slip and smile next. / [[Profile shot while their walking down the street]]
/ Haynus: Hey! Look! It's that little bistro you used to love!
/ Mrs. Louise: Milton, we can't.
/ Haynus: C'mon! Its just lunch... / [[In background set on buildings outside wall "No Pets"]]
/ Haynus: Oh. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070314.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Mrs. Louise sitting to the left on a park bench with Haynus/Scruffy wagging furiously beside her]]
/ Haynus: Admit it... you missed me. / [[Close up profile of Mrs. Louise looking down on Haynus/Scruffy]]
/ Mrs. Louise: We're not getting back together. I just can't get past what you did to my puppy. Consider this a momentary truce. / [[Close up profile again, only with hot dog visible in Mrs. Louise's hand]]
/ Haynus: I've taken good care of him, Bernadette. He's healthy... happy... / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070315.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Haynus/Scruffy looking at Mrs. Louise on park bench with long background of park setup]]
/ Haynus: Come on, Bernadette... just consider it. I know we can never have a physical relationship, but I miss you so... / [[Close up of Mrs. Louise]]
/ Mrs. Louise: *sigh* ...Milton...
/ Haynus: Yes... / [[Round panel of Mrs. Louise throwing stick while Scruffy watches the stick anxiously]]
/ Mrs Louise: FETCH! / [[Mrs. Louise sitting and smiling while Scruffy takes off running off the bench]]
/ Haynus: BEERRNNNAADDEETTEEE! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070316.html |
| Personnel File: Slort | [[Personnel File: Slort]] / Age: 4
/ Born: 2003
/ Height: 2'
/ Weight: 23 Lbs. / Real Name: Slort / Origin: Slort, an inter-dimensional demon, was conjured into existence by his father, a warlock who cast a spell which granted Slort powers over the dead. / Partnerships: None. / History: Slort and the wizard bonded instantly, and the wizard adopted the small creature as his heir. / Powers. Due to a botched translation, Slort's power is exerted over the "not living" -- not the "dead". As such, he can momentarily animate any inanimate object except that which is alive or -was once- alive. Currently, Slort's abilities extend to rock and items made of synthetic fibers. He is easily thwarted by cotton. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070317.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Scruffy/Haynus sitting to the left of Mrs. Louise with some paper in his mouth]]
/ Haynus: I -still- don't understand the need for an invoice.
/ Mrs. Louise: Trust me. It would be -more- suspicious not to have a paper trail. / [[Haynus putting the paper into the file cabinet with Mrs. Louise in background]]
/ Mrs. Louise: I kept the terms vague. Just keep that filed away. / [[Haynus and Mrs. louise facing each other in background]]
/ Haynus: Don't worry. I'm -good- at -burying- thigns.
/ Mrs. Louise: That's no -bone-, Milt -- It's an entire -skeleton-. / [[Bubble panel]]
/ Mrs. Louise: You just keep your office locked. / [[Memo pops up with an exclamation mark out of the filing cabinet in the darkness]] http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070319.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Memo landing in Lady Lightnings hair as a paper airplane]] / [[Lady Lightening talking in all panels with memo]]
/ Lady Lightening: Hiya, Memo... What's up?
/ Memo: Dr. Haynus is planning a major movement. / Lady Lightening: Its okay. He's paper-trained. / [[Bubble comic throwing awkard pun silence]] / Memo: Not funny. On -any- level. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070320.html |
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