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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[With the Dark Hood driving his octopoid vehicle in the background, Commander Heroic is grabbing Oscar's arm, where the control panel is for the suit.]]
/ Commander Heroic: Ok, squirt...Time for you to go home... / [[A close up shot of the wrist panel, with Commander Heroic's index finger pressing a button. The word "Home" appears on the display.]] / [[Oscar is flying backwards, propelled by the boot jets away from Commander Heroic towards the crescent moon in the background. Oscar is wearing a surprised expression on his face.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070425.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood is sitting inside his vehicle, shaking his fist.]]
/ Dark Hood: Give up now, old man! You face the BLACK HOOD! / [[Commander Heroic is flying in front of Dark Hood's vehicle, city buildings in the background.]]
/ Commander Heroic: There already IS a Black Hood. You aren't him.
/ Dark Hood: Then you face the RED HOOD! / [[Commander Heroic in the middle ground, Dark Hood in the foreground.]]
/ Commander Heroic: But your hood is black...
/ Dark Hood: Maybe it's dark blue! Didja ever think of THAT? / [[Side view close-up of Commander Heroic's head.]]
/ Commander Heroic: ...So you're "The Dark-Blue Hood"? / [[Dark Hood is raising his hands, with Commander Heroic looking at him.]]
/ Dark Hood: OK...I'll buy a NEW hood -- Wait! -- I'll STEAL one! THEN you'll know my name!
/ Commander Heroic: You're NEW aren't you? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070426.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dark Hood: Enough! Prepare for defeat! / [[Dark Hood presses button labeled Superhero Exclamation]] / [[Energy beam strikes Cmdr Heroic]] / Dark Hood: Ha-HA! You face my "Superhero Exclamation Ray"! / / Cmdr Heroic: Great Caesar's ghost! Great galaxies! Great Gotham! Great guardians! / [[View of button labeled Confetti Torpedo from the cockpit of Dark Hood's machine]] / [[Torpedo rockets towards Cmdr Heroic]] / Cmdr Heroic: Holy moley! Great Hera! Great Scott! Great Neptune! Holy Hannah! Great wings of Mercury! To infinity and beyond! Flame on! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070427.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / / Lightning Lady: You have a comment about the "N-R-Lux Force Field Generator"? Great! We get lots of positive response from that. / / Lightning Lady: You say you think it's the worst product you've ever purchased?? / / Lightning Lady: ...But are you positive? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070428.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr Heroic lies in a hospital bed, Ms.Amazing and Wing-Man stand over him.]] / Cmdr Heroic: ...I no sooner shake off the Confetti Torpedo when he hits me with foam-rubber bullets. / Ms.Amazing: Try to rest, dear. / [[Wing-Man and Ms.Amazing leave Cmdr Heroic's hospital room.]] / Wing-Man: What's the matter? / Ms.Amazing: We don't publicize it, but the commander is allergic to foam rubber. / / Wing-Man: No wonder he was nowhere to be found during the Attack of the Mutant Flotation Devices! / / Ms.Amazing: He still wakes up from the screams of "drowning" Atlanteans in his nightmares. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070430.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr Heroic lies in a hospital bed, a nurse enters the room.]] / Nurse: Oh! Oh my goodness! / Cmdr Heroic: It's not me! I think they're doing sewer work outside!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070501.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Doctor talking to Cmdr Heroic]]
/ Doctor: Well, Commander, I think we can release you now...
/ Heroic: What? Did you run out of places to poke me? / [[Doctor pushing Cmdr in wheelchair]]
/ Doctor: -Many- of those tests were considered necessary by your primary caregiver to return you to premium condition.
/ Heroic: Dr. Houston?! / [[" "]]
/ Doctor: Who's -He-? I'm talking about your insurance company.
/ Heroic: They consider my condition "-Premium-"? / [[" "]]
/ Doctor: No, they think you're well enough to go back to paying them. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070502.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[News reporter on TV]] News reporter: Fairmount City is in the grips of a new Supervillian / News reporter: Calling himself "the Dark Hood," he seems to exclusively use Evil Inc merchandise. / [[Outside view of Gary's All That Glitters Gold Emporium, with News reporter voiceover]] News reporter: "He used the Company's 'Government-Road-Crew Ray' to neutralize security at this downtown jewelry store." / [[Security Guard being interviewed]] Security Guard: It was like an out-of-body experience! I was watching myself do absolutely nothing. If it hadn't been for my lunch break, I might still be there! http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070503.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Wing-Man lies in a hospital bed, Capt Heroic enters the room carrying get well flowers.]] / Capt Heroic: Hey, big guy... how ya feeling? / Wing-Man: I'm OK. / / Capt Heroic: I just feel so... guilty. He hit you with an Evil Inc weapon. / Wing-Man: Part of the gig. / [[Wing-Man holds the side of his head]]
/ / Wing-Man: It's just bad luck he hit me the "John-Tesh-O-Nator". It's like he knew that stuff would cause such a violent reaction. / / Capt Heroic: Coulda been worse. We also make the "Yanni-5000". / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070504.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Evil Inc. Personnel Files: The Dark Hood
/ Real name: Unknown
/ Alias: Unknown. Although some have speculated that he may be related to Ram, the eternal spirit of revenge.
/ Origin: Unknown. He was first seen hovering over the skies of Fairmount city a few weeks ago. He has no prior history in the city.
/ Powers: Aside from flight, his powers seem to stem from the Evil Inc. weapons and services.
/ Partnerships: Unknown
/ History: So far, The Dark Hood has battled and defeated Commander Heroic and Wingman. He seems to have a knack for using the watered-down Evil Inc. weapons to his best advantage.
/ [[The Dark Hood raises a defiant fist.]]
/ Age: Unknown
/ Born: Unknown
/ Height: 6'
/ Weight 175 lbs. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070505.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lighting Lady and Memo at a table having coffee]] Memo: What do we know?
/ Lightning Lady: Haynus has a plot against Capt. Heroic. / Lightning Lady: Cap's Dad was implied in a tryst with a villain.
/ Memo: Yes... Yes... / Lightning Lady: ...there's a new villain town who's taking everybody down.
/ Memo: Mm-hmm / Lightning Lady: ...and when you're out of coffee filters, it's best not to improvise.
/ {{Memo has a large circular coffee stain on it}}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070507.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady carries Memo through the halls of Evil Inc.]] / Lightning Lady: Where to? / Memo: Down this hall. / / Memo: We need to know more about Haynus' plan. / Lightning Lady: Maybe we could post a reward for the information... / [[Bernadette approaches]] / Memo: Ooh! Offer a bounty! / [[Bernadette snatches Memo away from Lightning Lady]] / Bernadette: Offered and accepted! Somebody keeps "marking his territory" outside my office. / Memo: Nooo! not that kind of bounty! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070508.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Bernadette cleans up after Dr.Haynus using the Memo]]
/ / Bernadette: (to Lightning Lady) So... What brings you to this side of the building? / / Bernadette: It's OK... You don't need to hide it.. I already know. / Lightning Lady: I don't? You do? / / Bernadette: Sure I do. Lots of employees come to me looking for freelance gigs. A little extra cash doesn't hurt and the company usually looks the other way. / [[To Lightning Lady's horror Bernadette throws the now soiled Memo down an Incinerator chute]]
/ / Bernadette: Just let me get rid of this piece of trash first. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070509.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Incinerator chute door slams shut as Memo falls inside]] / Memo: Argh!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070510.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Memo escapes the incinerator kicking the grill off]] / Memo: Hi-Yah! / [[Memo stumbles forward]] / Memo: >Gasp< I'm alive!! / / Memo: But how?! I should have been burnt to a cinder! / [[Memo smelling gas]] / Memo: Good gosh! The pilot light is out!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070511.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]] / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Evil Inc Customer: I'd like your threat department to issue an ultimatum to the hero I'm battling.. / / Lightning Lady: Very well. Is this the hero's very last chance? / / Evil Inc Customer: Technically, no... It's his second-to-last chance. / [[Lightning Lady looks over threat product listings on her computer]] / Lightning Lady: Ah, then you'll be interested in a penultimatum. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070512.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady looks up shocked to see Memo]] / Memo: Someone's trying to blow up the building! / [[Lightning Lady picks up the phone]] / Lightning Lady: I'll notify security! Hello? Someone's trying to blow up the building! / / Insecurity Department Personnel: Are you saying we don't know what's going on in this building? Maybe we already know about it, OK? / / Insecurity Department Personnel: Even if we don't, how can we be expected to know every little thing?! / Memo: Wrong number! / Lightning Lady: Honestly! Why do we even have an Insecurity Department? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070514.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Lightning Lady: (to Memo) I was so worried when Louise threw you into the incinerator. / Memo: Me, too. / / Memo: When I got to the bottom, I realized the incinerator's pilot light had been extinguished. I could smell the gas! / / Lightning Lady: Wait... You can smell? / Memo: Yes... / / Memo: No No No No No No No No. / Lightning Lady: Of course... You use your "Nos." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070515.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady moves to place Memo in a picture frame on the wall]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Hide in here! / [[Security Personnel enters the room]]
/ / Security Personnel: This shouldn't take long. We have surveillance photos of the area! / Memo: Hurry! / [[Security Personnel glances back and fourth between Lightning Lady and Memo]]
/ / Security Personnel: Looks like a piece of paper or something. We're checking our records. eh? / Memo: I've been framed! / / Security Personnel: (pointing to Memo) I hate that post-modern crap. / Memo: I've been framed! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070516.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Securotron 5000: Did you get a look at whomever started the gas leak? / Lightning Lady: I guess not. / Memo: Eep! / / Memo: No! / [[Memo unrolls from the picture frame as a list of names]]
/ / Securotron 5000: Do you know anyone who would have a motive to strike Evil Inc? / Memo: Evil Atom, Capt Heroic, Cmdr Heroic, Dr. Haynus, Catspaw, Legion of Justice, ect. / [[Securotron 5000 turns to look at Memo and Memo quickly recoils back into the picture frame]]
/ / Securotron 5000: What th'? / Memo: Team-Work!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070517.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Securotron 5000 exits the room]]
/ / Lightning Lady: (whispering to Memo) How long had the incinerator been turned off? / Memo: Not long. / / Memo: Judging from the amount of unburned paper... less then a day. / / Memo: Some stuff was only partially burned. / Lightning Lady: This wasn't the first time?! There's a plot against Evil Inc! / [[Memo holds a burnt scrap of paper reading "Top Secret"]]
/ / Memo: Quite possibly, more then one... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070518.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc. Personnel file]] / / : Securotron 5000
/ Real name: 345ZX-CASL / Rev. 12B
/ Origin: Securotron 5000 is a creation of Evil Inc R&D department. It was the project that rocketed Dr. Muskiday to leadership of the department.
/ Powers: Ultra-Sensory tech, flight, laser weapons, armor.
/ History: These robots were built to replace henchmen, but most villains never adopted the technology despite the droids' efficiency. Putting a laser through a henchmen in retribution for a mistake is a time honored method of dealing with a set-back or enforcing discipline. The latest revision of the robot screams when unplugged, but it's still a poor substitute. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070519.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A shadowy figure hands cash to the driver of the cab he's riding in]]
/ / Shadowy figure: Drop me off here. / [[Shadowy figure walks down a darkened alley towards a side door]] / [[Shadowy figure is stopped by a gorilla bouncer]]
/ / Bouncer: Ten dollars cover charge. No weapons. Through the door and down two steps. / [[Shadowy figure opens the door into a bar filled with various infamous super villains]]
/ / Shadowy figure: I don't see any steps. / Bouncer: Not physically. ...Socially. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070521.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A man sits at the bar cigarette in hand, drink in front of him]] / [[A mechanical arm reach's for the man's drink]] / [[The man flicks the arm away]]
/ / Man: Back off, pal.
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070522.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A supervillain propositions Harley Quinn]]
/ / Supervillain: How about a shot, baby? / [[Harley responds by knocking him over with a shot from her gun]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070523.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A bar patron points to the TV]]
/ / Patron: Turn it up, Frank. It's about that "Dark Hood" Fella. / / TV Reporter: ...Used Evil Inc weapons in a daring raid of local credit card company, Us-Card Inc, stealing hundreds of card numbers and running up thousands in fraudulent charges. / / TV Reporter: The heist equals about 1% of the company's daily profits.... C.E.O. Stan Byle said eh would lead by example, tightening his belt until profits return. / [[Stan garrotes the waist of an employee with his belt]]
/ / TV Reporter: I thought you were tightening your belt, sir. / Stan: This is my belt! he's lucky it's not around his neck! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070524.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Two supervillains talk at the bar]]
/ / Supervillain 1: Y'know...I stopped using Evil Inc stuff when Captain Heroic took over. / / Supervillain 1: But seeing this "Hood" guy operate... I'm thinking of re-opening my account. / [[A third supervillain approaches]]
/ / Supervillain 3: I already did. They only charged me a small penalty. / Super villain 1: How small? / / Supervillain 3: Five foot three. / [[A shadowy figure listens in from the background]]
/ / Supervillain 3: ...Didn't like than sidekick anyway. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070525.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady's cubicle]] / Lightning Lady: EVIL INC... HOW MAY I HARM YOU? / Lightning Lady: YES, WE REGISTER VILLAIN NAMES. IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING A LIFE OF CRIME FREE OF TRADEMARK LITIGATION YOU'D DO WELL TO CHECK WITH US FIRST. / Lightning Lady: "MEATLOAF MAN, THE LIVING LEFTOVER?" BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT HAS BEEN REGISTERED, BUT THE ORIGINAL OWNER HAS LET HIS RIGHTS LAPSE SO WE CAN SELL IT TO YOU. / Lightning Lady: FOR AN EXTRA $175 WE CAN ALSO SELL YOU HIS TRADEMARK PHRASE: "COURSES FOILED AGAIN..." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070526.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: I can't hit this deadline!
/ Harry the Chameleon: You're approved to work overtime. / Miss Match: You're gonna pay me time-and-a-half?
/ Harry the Chameleon: There's no time for semantics! / Miss Match: Fine. I'll get going right away.
/ Harry the Chameleon: Good. Wait. / Harry the Chameleon: By "get going" you mean "get working," right?
/ Miss match: So you do have time for semantics... http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070528.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Nukkle exits Ms. Match's office]]
/ / Nukkle: Just get that job done by deadline! And none of your disappearing acts! / [[Ms. Match picks up an envelope]]
/ / Ms. Match: Yes, sir... / [[Ms. Match opens the envelope not noticing it's snap has started to glow]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) Feh. / [[Her back to the envelope Ms. Match doesn't notice as the snap extends a glowing strand of energy towards her]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) Believe me... / [[The energy engulfs Ms. Match]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) If I could have disappear by now, I'd already be -- / [[Ms. Match disappears]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070529.html |
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