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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms.Match emerges from within an energy field]] / [[Ms.Match finds herself in an alien landscape]]
/ / Ms.Match: Whoa... This is warped. / [[Ms.Match is surprised by the voice of Capt Heroic from behind her]]
/ / Capt Heroic: No. You were warped. / [[Capt Heroic holds two glasses of champagne]]
/ / Capt Heroic: This is Beta Ten; the finest resort planet in the galaxy. / Ms.Match: ??? / / Capt Heroic: You always complain I never take you out. / [[Capt Heroic hands Ms.Match one of the glasses of champagne and gestures to the extravagant restore before them]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Is this far enough out for you? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070530.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms.Match and Capt Heroic stand on a balcony overlooking Beta Ten. A server droid offers a plate of fruit]]
/ / Ms.Match: I... I don't know what to say... / Capt Heroic: You only need to know five words here: "yes", "no", "more", "less", and "ahhhhhhh". / [[The server droid extends a tendril]]
/ / Server Droid: >ahem< / [[Capt Heroic hands over his ATM card]]
/ / Capt Heroic: OK. Six, if you include your ATM's password. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070531.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Capt Heroic: So what do you feel like? / Ms. Match: I feel like a princess I guess. / / Capt Heroic: Heh. You misunderstand. It's dinnertime. What would you like? / Ms. Match: Something hot and spicy.. / / Capt Heroic: Me, too! / Ms. Match: So... you tell me. What do I feel like? / [[Ms. Match kisses Capt Heroic]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Indian food, I guess... / Ms. Match: Heh. You misunderstand... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070601.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Scene of Evil Atom entering Beezle Pub from previous comic]]
/ / : Evil Inc. Personnel File: Beezle Pub.
/ / : Beelze Pub, "The place where everyone knows your alias"(R), was the brainchild of ex-super-villain Frank Mulrooney. Mulrooney, also known as the Rocket Raider, opened the secret hang-out after he retired in 1995. He envisioned it as a place where super-villains could go to knock back a couple drinks and compare notes. With no identifying markings outside the establishment, Beelze Pub can only be accessed by using the secret password at the door. The bar has also become a source of steady income for some of super-villainy's D-listers such as Putty-Man, who has worked there for the past four years. As a bouncer / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070602.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic and Ms.Match ride a magic carpet to an outdoor restaurant on a tropical island]]
/ / Capt Heroic: You and your spicy food. I took the liberty of reserving a private island that serves Zanthian cuisine. I think you'll be pleased. / Ms.Match: Is it spicy? / [[Having landed Capt Heroic and Ms.Match approach the garcon]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Excuse me, good sir... is your food spicy? / [[The garcon shoots an annoyed look]] / [[The garcon responds breathing fire on Capt Heroic]]
/ / Garcon: Yes. / / Garcon: May I start you out with an aperitif?
/ / Capt Heroic: She'll have a white wine. For me: Bactine(R). On Ice. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070604.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match and Capt Heroic sit at a fancy dinner table on a tropical island]]
/ / Ms.Match: How much did all this cost? / Capt Heroic: Don't worry. / / Ms. Match: But you chose to be paid according to Evil Inc's lowest base pay ~ Typically reserved for henchmen and hostages. / Capt Heroic: Pfft. Eat your Zynxian Dart Toad. It's one of the rarest delicacies in the universe. / [[The garcon lifts the lid off a serving tray before Ms.Match revealing a charred lizard like creature]]
/ / Ms. Match: Seriously! Can I afford to eat this? / [[The Dart Toad stands up snarling at Ms. Match]]
/ / Capt Heroic: I'd say you can't afford not to. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070605.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic and Ms. Match walk hand in hand along a beach]]
/ / Capt Heroic: If it will help you relax, this entire evening is on the house. / / Ms. Match: A second Mortgage?! Are you out of your mind?! / Capt Heroic: Heh. Bad choice of words. It's on Evil Inc. / / Ms. Match: Sweetie... That's dishonest, deceitful, and deplorable! / / Ms. Match: Take me now. / Capt Heroic: Delightful! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070606.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A robot carries a suitcase in the background]]
/ / Ms. Match: Aww, do we have to go home? / Capt Heroic: 'Fraid so. But we can come back. / / Ms. Match: But... Stealing money from company funds to pay for all this...? / / Capt Heroic: You said it yourself... I accept much less pay then the preceding C.E.O., And between you and me profits are up! / Ms. Match: What happened to justice? / / Capt Heroic: That's the only people who ever have to know: "just us." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070607.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Ms. Match: There's something I noticed last night as we were sharing a late-night drink. / / Ms. Match: You... Have got a little villain in you... / Capt Heroic: We were drinking tequila. I thought it was a worm. / [[A voice gurgles up from Capt Heroic's stomach]]
/ / Caterpillar Commando: You haven't heard the last of the Caterpillar Commando! I'll get my revenge! / Capt Heroic: Eesh! / / Ms. Match: Let's get you home... / Capt Heroic: Ugh. I ate someone who doesn't agree with me. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070608.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Soon...Soon the city will tremble in fear of me -- the one they once cast aside! / They'll rue the day they turned thier backs on me -- me! The greatest of them all! / Soon they will all bow down before me -- thier true master!!
/ Very good. Now listen and repeat... / ...you should never come here, fools! You've doomed only yourselves!
/ *sigh* http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070609.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dark Hood: Soon... Soon the city will tremble in fear of me ~ the one they once cast aside! / / Dark Hood: They'll rue the day they turned their backs on me ~ me! the greatest of them all! / [[Dark Hood continues to monologue from his atop castle hide out as a recorded voice instructs him]]
/ / Dark Hood: Soon they will all bow down before me ~ their true master!! / Recording: Very good. Now listen and repeat... / [[Dark Hood stands before a tape player, cassette case, and book labeled "Hear 'N Say Villain Monologues"]]
/ / Recording: ...You should never have come here, fools! You've doomed only yourselves! / Dark Hood: >sigh< / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070611.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dark Hood: Soon it will be too late to stop my insidious plans! I'll... I'll... / / Dark Hood: >sigh< / [[Dark Hood paces in frustration]]
/ / Dark Hood: I know these monologues are a tradition, but I just can't get the hang talking to myself! / / Dark Hood: Where is that henchman I ordered?! He should be here to listen to this stuff! / Unidentified speaker: Not bad for a guy who hates talking to himself. / / Unidentified speaker: ...And what makes you so sure he's a he? / Dark Hood: You?! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070612.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dark Hood: Lightning Lady! What are you doing here?! / Lightning Lady: Louise gave me the assignment. / / Lightning Lady: If you'd rather work with someone el ~ Hey! You know my name?!? / / Dark Hood: You're in a leather bustier with a lightning bolt on it. / / Dark Hood: You're either a "Lightning Lady" or you're the electric-company meter reader from planet vivid. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070613.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood speaks with Bernadette at Evil Inc over the phone]]
/ / Bernadette: Not satisfied with a henchman? I'm very sorry about that, sir... / / Bernadette: Since you already made partial payment upfront, please feel free to do away with the henchman with any standard death ray. / / Dark Hood: What about the deposit?! / / Bernadette: Most people put down some tarp before pulling the trigger. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070614.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Can't you just send a replacement henchman? I'll send this one back. / The only guy available tonight is Ed haynie.
/ ok, send him. / well, he's just finishing up a gig with Green Goblin. He's scheduled to be done by three, but he might have to work u.t. / You mean "o.t."?
/ "U.t." ... "until thwart." http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070615.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm y-- / Irate caller: Mind your tongue, insolent wretch! / / Irate caller: When in my homeland of Japan, I was the first with the genius to remove one of the digits of my foot and replace it with a cyborg creation of fantastic power! / / Irate caller: What could you possibly say to one such as me?! / / Lightning Lady: Domo arigato, mister robot toe. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070616.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood points to a diagram of an attack plan]]
/ / Dark Hood: We're going to hover over the city in the Death Blimp and threaten to release a dangerous gas unless our demands are met. / Lightning Lady: Amazing! / / Dark Hood: Well, Thank you. I'm quite proud of. / Lightning Lady: No... Amazing you felt the need to draw a diagram. / [[Lightning Lady reaches for Dark Hood's cowl and he bats her away]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Who are you under that hood ~ Wile E Coyote?! / Dark Hood: Hey! Stop! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070618.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood and Lightning Lady prepare to take off from Dark Hood's castle in a blimp]]
/ / Dark Hood: Ready for lift-off. Release ballast. / / Lightning Lady: Aye-aye, captain. / Dark Hood: What?! / Lightning Lady: Um. Why are we using a blimp? / / Dark Hood: Evil Inc said this vehicle offers excellent visual effect. / / Lightning Lady: Oh! you mean it instills fear through the imagery of Nazi zeppelins or the Hindenburg? / [[Covering the entire side of the blimp is Evil Inc's logo]]
/ / Dark Hood: That, too. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070619.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood's blimp hovers over the city]]
/ / Dark Hood: Attention, citizens... / [[A crowd of onlookers gazes up at the blimp]]
/ / Dark Hood: Unless my demands are met, I will release this gas which will leave each of you intellectually incommensurate! / / Crowd: Woo-hoo! / Dark Hood: >sigh< / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070620.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood speaks with the city Mayor from his blimp]]
/ / Mayor: Yes I did, but I walked, mostly. / Dark Hood: No, Mayor... "Ransom." My demands for money. / / Mayor: Just help me understand: the gas you're threatening to release over the city... It decreases a person's "ICWA"? / Dark Hood: >Sigh< "I.Q." / [[Several dwarven versions of famous people named Bill stand around the "Mayor's office]]
/ / Mayor: Oh! I see! Now... About the ransom... You requested small Bills? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070621.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dark Hood and Lightning Lady fly away from the city in Dark Hood's blimp]]
/ / Dark Hood: This was a total bust. Let's go back. / Lightning Lady: Aye, captain. / / Dark Hood: Stop saying that! My name is Dark Hood! / / Lightning Lady: We're on a ship and you're in control... You're the captain. / Dark Hood: Rakkum frakkum brakkum. / / Lightning Lady: Well... we're on a ship... / Dark Hood: Brikka Rikka. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070622.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / / Customer: This is Doctor Psycho! I bought the package of twenty-four bottles of that new poison of yours: "Luvineew." / Lightning Lady: Doc, I'm in a hurry. Could you, please... / / Doctor Psycho: I've given my victim three bottles. He's doing just fine! I... I think... well... I'm pretty sure... Um... / / Lightning Lady: Doctor, doctor, give me the news. / Doctor Psycho: I've got a bad case of Luvineew. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070623.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic sluggishly walks into the office]]
/ / Capt Heroic: >Yawn< Coffee, please. Black. / Lightning Lady: Sure. >Yawn< / / Lightning Lady: The Dark Hood struck again last night. / Capt Heroic: Yes, I know. Used a bunch of Evil Inc stuff. / [[Lightning Lady pours Capt Heroic a cup of almost gelatinous coffee]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070625.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic talks Lightning Lady in his office]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Lightning Lady... There's something I should tell you... / [[A knock at the door interrupts Capt Heroic]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Listen... About Dark Hood... He's~
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070626.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic stands smiling in front of a graph of Evil Inc's profit index]]
/ / Evil Inc board members: Very nice! Splendid! Top notch! Great! Wow! Yay! Fine! / [[Capt Heroic looks surprised as the cheers continue]]
/ / Evil Inc board members: Hot! Sweet! Sexy! Beauty! Hubba Hubba! / [[Instead of paying attention to the meeting all the Evil Inc board members are gathered around the window]]
/ / Capt Heroic: (thinking) Another board meeting ruined by Power Girl's tailor. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070627.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic speaks at an Evil Inc board meeting]]
/ / Capt Heroic: I was hoping to impress you by getting Evil Inc out of the red. But that didn't happen. / [[The board members appear displeased]] / [[Capt Heroic holds up bags of money]]
/ / Capt Heroic: But it doesn't matter. I'm claiming most of the profits for myself! Check the fine print on my contract! / [[The board members appear smile in approval]] / / Capt Heroic: Heh... Villains... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070628.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus shouts at the exiting Capt Heroic.]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Get back here! / / Dr. Haynus: So this Dark Hood guy has restored faith in Evil Inc? You expect us to believe that?! / / Capt Heroic: Remember that I.Q. decreasing gas he threatened to drop from a blimp? It's selling like crazy! It's coming through the roof! / / Dr. Haynus: Don't you mean "Going through the roof"? / [[Capt Heroic dawns a gas mask as a blimp flies towards the building]]
/ / Capt Heroic: No... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070629.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / / Lightning Lady: I'm very sorry to hear that your Evil Inc Clone Generator won't shut off. Since it's defective, you're welcome to our money-back guarantee. To whom should I send the check? / [[Lightning Lady listens silent on the phone for a moment]] / / Lightning Lady: Would you guys like me to call back after you've made your decision? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070630.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic arrives home coming in through the window]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Honey! I'm home! / Ms. Match: Your dinner's in the fridge. / / Capt Heroic: I'm sorry! I had to work late. / Ms. Match: Again?! You have a family. / [[Capt Heroic puts his arm around an indignant Ms. Match]]
/ / Capt Heroic: I'm hear now, though. Can't I make it up to you? / [[Rejecting Capt Heroic's advances Ms. Match walks away]]
/ / Ms. Match: If you think your dinner's cold... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070702.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match checks her answering machine]]
/ / Answering machine: You have one unheard message - beep - / Capt Heroic: Honey, I'm really sorry. I have to stay late at the office tonight. Don't wait up. / [[Ms Match picks up and dials the phone]]
/ / Ms. Match: Hmm.
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070703.html |
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