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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Amazing babysits for Ms. Match as she prepares to go out]]
/ / Ms. Match: Thanks for sitting for me on short notice. / Ms. Amazing: Of course dear. Is everything alright? / / Ms. Match: Oh, sure. I just have a couple errands. / Ms. Amazing: Ah, you kids nowdays... / / Ms. Amazing: With everything my son's gotten into, I really worry about him winding up burned out. / [[Ms. Match files away encased in flame]]
/ / Ms. Match: Me, too... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070704.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match hunts down Capt Heroic who is offering money to an unidentified individual]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) Aha! ... "Late at the office", eh? / [[Ms. Match spies on Capt Heroic from a roof top]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) He just handed that guy a huge pile of money! / / Ms. Match: (thinking) Here he comes! Better hide! / / Ms. Match: (thinking) And now he's off again! / [[Ms Match leaves her hiding place behind a huge billboard saying "Gary's, All that Glitters Gold"]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) What could he be spending all that money on? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070705.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match pursues Capt Heroic through the city sky line]]
/ / Ms. Match: (thinking) Cap has been coming home late all week, and he just dropped a ton of money at a jeweler's. Now he's off to some back alley. / / Ms. Match: (thinking) That's doesn't mean he's having an affair, does it? / [[With a horrified look Ms. Match watches what appears to be a man lecherously reaching for a large breasted woman in silhouette]] / [[Capt Heroic holds up two large bags of money to give to an unidentified individual]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Did you just hear a scream? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070706.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I hurt you? To continue this call in English, press or say "uno." / Lightning Lady: I'm sorry, but all of our representatives are busy harming other clients. Please stay on the line until someone can assault you. / Lightning Lady: Your estimated time on hold is 30 seconds. Calls will be answered in the order they were deceived. In case you're wondering, you just were. / Lightning Lady: This call may be recorded for training purposes. Or to play at the office Christmas party. Whichever comes first. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070707.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic arives home entering through the window]] / [[Capt Heroic takes off his boots and stealthily approaches his bedroom]] / [[Looking into his bedroom Capt Heroic sees a form lying under a sheet on the bed]] / / Capt Heroic: Whew! / [[Ms. Match, engulfed in flames, suddenly appears before Capt Heroic]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Eeeeeek! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070709.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match gets in Capt Heroic's face]]
/ / Ms. Match: (shouting) I know all about it! / Capt Heroic: What?! / [[Oscars voice is heard from the other room]]
/ / Oscar: Mommy! / [[Oscar runs into the room]]
/ / Oscar: I heard you scream! Are you OK? / Ms. Match: It's OK. That was daddy. / / Oscar: Neat, dad! That sounded just like mommy!! / Capt Heroic: (to Oscar) Bed. Now. Go. / / Oscar: Can you make a sound like grammy screaming? / Ms. Match: Listen from your room. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070710.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: Uh... sweetie... where are your pants?
/ Oscar: The scream scared me. I had an accident. / Miss Match: Go put some pajama pants on, ok?
/ Oscar: 'K, mom.
/ Captain Heroic: I'll clean up the mess. / Miss Match: One mess at a time, mister!
/ Captain Heroic: eep! / Miss Match: Aw, Forget it. The smell is awful. Go change his sheets.
/ Captain Heroic: That... that isn't the sheets. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070711.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Miss Match: I know all about it! About the money, the late nights, and the jewelry!
/ Captain Heroic: Then you know why I did it! / < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070712.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Capt Heroic: Please! If anything, I thought this whole thing would be a turn-on for you! / Ms. Match: (shouting) What?? / Oscar: (off panel) Mom? / / Ms. Match: You expect me to be turned by my husband's affair?! / Capt Heroic: (shouting) What?! / Oscar: (off panel) Dad? / / Oscar: (off panel) Mom? Dad? / Capt Heroic and Ms. Match: (shouting) What? / [[Oscar is wearing the Dark Hood's cowl as pants much to Capt Heroic's chagrin and Ms. Match's surprise]]
/ / Oscar: These pajama pants don't fit. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070713.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lighting Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: This is Mister Destruction. I'm a villain who works in the sales department. I'd like to report sexual harassment. / / Mister Destruction: Every time my supervisor walks past my cubicle, she gooses me! In fact, she's walking towards me right now! / Lighting Lady: Oh, my... / / Lighting Lady: I'm very sorry Mister Destruction. Evil Inc has a very outdated sexual harassment policies. I think it has something to do with all the skin-tight spandex. / / Mister Destruction: Curses Feeled again! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070714.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Ms. Match holds up the Dark Hood's cowl. There is a knock at the window]]
/ / Ms. Match: (to Capt Heroic) So you're...
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070716.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr Heroic and Oscar fly away from the apartment]]
/ / Ms. Match: (to Capt Heroic) So... You're Dark Hood? / It was my only way out. I had to make Evil Inc profitable without going back to its evil ways. The Legion was counting on me... The company.... You.... everyone was counting on me! / [[Capt Heroic holds Dark Hoods cowl in one hand]]
/ / Capt Heroic: As the Dark Hood, I restored the villain community's faith in the company ~ convincing them they they, too, could succeed using our lousy products. / / Ms. Match: You turned into some kind of evil marketer! / Capt Heroic: Redundant but accurate! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070717.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic flashes back to his crimes as Dark Hood]]
/ / Capt Heroic: As Dark Hood, I chose only companies that could afford to be hit... / [[Capt Heroic flashes back to his Evil Inc board room meetings]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Once Evil Inc was profitable once more, I used my "bonus" to secretly reimburse the companies affected by Dark Hood. / / Ms. Match: You robbed from the rich to give to the not-as-rich, and then you gave back to the rich? / / Ms. Match: You should have called yourself "Round-Robin Hood." / Capt Heroic: Please. No more aliases. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070718.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Ms. Match: So... The most exciting new villain of the year was you all along? / Capt Heroic: Really? You think? The whole year? / / Ms. Match: Come to bed. Bring the hood. / Capt Heroic: The whole year? / / Capt. Heroic: But what if Oscar and dad come home? / Ms. Match: Then they're in for a surprise. / [[A group of masked individuals surround Cmdr Heroic and Oscar as they sit at an outdoor ice cream shop]] / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070719.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr Heroic and Oscar sit at a picnic table eating ice cream]]
/ / Cmdr Heroic: Is everything OK at home with your mom and dad? / Oscar: Yeah! Weird, though.. / / Cmdr Heroic: Have they been arguing? / Yeah! Something about the new clothes dad brought... / Cmdr Heroic: Cloths? Oscar, did he buy a ~ Wait. / [[A group of masked individuals wielding guns suddenly pop out of the bushes surrounding Cmdr Heroic and Oscar]]
/ / Cmdr Heroic: Oscar... Run! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070720.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: Remember the old days, when a villain wanted to speak to the world? / / Caller: Evil Inc sold a device that allowed a villain to transmit a TV signal to every set in the country -- allowing us to spread our evil message to everyone at once! / Lightning Lady: Yeah... So...? / / Caller: I wondered if Evil Inc carried a modern, internet-based version of that device... / / Lighting Lady: No, sir... even supervillains draw the line at spam. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070721.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Cmdr Heroic slowly awakens to find himself a prisoner in a villains lair]]
/ / Mystery Villain: So... Commander Heroic. At last we meet. I hope you find the accommodations to your liking. / Cmdr Heroic: Huh? / [[Cmdr Heroic and Oscar are held a float within force fields]]
/ / Cmdr Heroic: Listen. You're obviously the brains of this outfit. Let the kid go. I'll do as you say. / / Mystery Villain: That's a pretty young sidekick you've got there, old man. Isn't it way past bed time? / / Cmdr Heroic: Leave him alone, I tell ya! / Mystery Villain: I was talking about you! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070723.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Mystery Villain watches a control panel and monologues]]
/ / Mystery Villain: Finally... After long months of planning, my scheme is at hand!
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070724.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic and Ms.Match talk after sleeping together]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Wow. I like evil! / Ms. Match: Me, too. / [[Capt Heroic gets up exuberantly]]
/ / Capt Heroic: There's so much more flexibility ~ so much more range! It's... It's... powerful! / [[Capt Heroic stands over his two costumes]]
/ / Ms. Match: Does this mean Dark Hood's here to stay? / Capt Heroic: I dunno... I already have one secret identity... / / Capt Heroic: I feel like I'm becoming an alter-ego-maniac! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070725.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic holds his mask in one hand and the Dark Hood cowl in another]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Good... Evil... It's so confusing! / / Capt Heroic: (to Ms. Match) Would you be happier if I was evil? / [[Ms. Match turns and kisses Capt Heroic]] / / Ms. Match: You're a hero. You should be a hero. / Capt Heroic: How can you be so sure? / / Ms. Match: A villain would never have asked. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070726.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Captain Heroic and Miss Match face to face in the middle of their discussion]]
/ Miss Match: I Don’t think I’ve ever been more in L~
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070727.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady at the Receptionist desk]]
/ Lightning Lady: Evil Inc…How may I harm you?
/ Voice on Phone: I’d like to return the exploding boomerang I bought. / Lightning Lady: We’ve had very few complaints about that model. Doesn’t it com back? / Voice on Phone: Oh, it returns to the thrower perfectly! It’s the best boomerange I’ve ever owned! / Voice on Phone: It’s the EXPLODING I could do without. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070728.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic and Ms. Match fly through the sky tracking the distress signal coming from Oscar's suit]]
/ / Capt Heroic: The signal is coming from Evil Inc! / [[Capt Heroic and Ms. Match split up]]
/ / Capt Heroic: We'd better split up. We can't be seen together! / Ms. Match: I'll go in low. / [[Scene switches to Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday inside Evil Inc]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Muskiday! I need a radar report! / Dr. Muskiday: On the screen, sir. / [[Dr. Muskiday hangs from a screen door outside the lab]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Honestly. / Dr. Muskiday: Sorry. Bad habits... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070730.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Muskiday is in front of a computer screen, Dr. Haynus is in the background]]
/ Dr. Muskiday: Two Figures approaching the building: Captain Heroic and Miss Match
/ Dr. Haynus: Miss Match? / [[Close up of computer screen showing Miss Match entering the building]]
/ Dr. Muskiday: Yes...She's walking in the front door. / Dr. Haynus: On a Saturday Night?! It all makes sense now doesn't it? I'm surprised I didn't figure it out sooner. / Dr. Haynus: The woman's a workaholic! No wonder she's still "Miss" Match. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070731.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday talk in the lab where Cmdr Heroic and Oscar are being held]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: Captain Heroic is closing in. / Cmdr Heroic: He's the head of Evil Inc! He's not gonna stand for this! / [[Dr. Haynus looks across the lab towards a note pad on a table]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: The head of Evil Inc, eh? / [[On a note pad is a diagram depicting Dr. Haynus' brain being placed in Capt Heroics body and vice versa]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: When we're done with the head of Evil Inc, he'll stand, sit, and roll over for this. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070801.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Dr. Haynus: I've been told that this was impossible - That it meant certain doom for scruffy! / [[Outside scene Captain Heroic is flying towards Evil Inc.]]]
/ Dr. Muskiday: Only id we don't replace your brain with another human brain. / Dr. Haynus: So scruffy lives and I become human once more! I'll be able to do everything I've been planning for so long! / Dr. Muskiday: Like ruling Evil Inc. with an iron fist?
/ Dr. Haynus: Like going to the bathroom without lifting my leg. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070802.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | / Dr. Muskiday: (to Dr. Haynus) Is there anything you'll miss about being attached to Scruffy? / / Dr. Haynus: This whole relationship has been a nightmare. You wouldn't believe the smells I've been subjected to. / / Dr. Haynus: And the leg humping! Oh, the leg humping! Such abject humiliation! / Dr. Muskiday: I thought Scruffy was "fixed". / / Dr. Haynus: Thus the humiliation. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070803.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I'd like to register a complaint about the Evil Inc X-900 shrinking gun! / / Lightning Lady: Doesn't it shrink? / / Caller: It sure does! / / Caller: It got so small I couldn't fit my finger in the trigger anymore! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070804.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday observe Capt Heroic's approach from their lab]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: You'd better wrap up the exposition, sir. Captain Heroic is closing in. / Dr. Haynus: Aw, man! I haven't gotten to my childhood yet! / [[An unidentified figure slams mid-air into Capt Heroic as he flies towards Evil Inc]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070806.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Capt Heroic is dazed from the collision with the unidentified individual]]
/ / Capt Heroic: Wha- What hit me? / / Unidentified Individual: Cap...? Is that you? / [[Dr. Haynus and Dr. Muskiday attempt to make sense of the situation from their lab]]
/ / Dr. Haynus: Who is it? / Dr. Muskiday: You're never gonna believe this... / [[On the monitor a Head On add plays]]
/ / Dr. Muskiday: These stupid ads are everywhere! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070807.html |
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