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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Tony pushes his new villainy concept to Evil Atom]]
/ / Evil Atom: A villain franchise? / I give you... McVillain... / [[A McVillain stands before Evil Atom while Tony continues his sales pitch]]
/ / Tony: Nice, all-purpose super-suit... He can use the "Supersize" function to grow to thirty-feet tall. His flamethrower, "The Frier" is a nice, little import from Paris. And he has a concussive beam we call the "Pounder" that we recommend using at 25% power. / [[The McVillain jumps up on a floating disc that looks like a hamburger patty]]
/ / Tony: And look! He flies on this special saucer! Whadday think? / Evil Atom: If you think heroes are tough, wait 'til you face trademark attorneys. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070912.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Tony continues to discuss McVillain with Evil Atom]]
/ / Evil Atom: How has the McVillain franchise fared in beta-testing? / Tony: Not bad! / [[A McVillain swoops down on a group of hapless citizens]]
/ / McVillain: Welcome to McVillain... How may I disserve you? / Bystander 1: >sigh< OK... Here's my wallet... Credit cards... / [[The McVillain rings up the totals]]
/ / McVillain: Twenty bucks, cash... Credit Cards... / Bystander 1: Um. I'm in a hurry. Can I leave now? / / McVillain: Discover Card? I'm sorry, that's a special order. Step aside. / Bystander 2: Ask about the senior discount. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070913.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Wing-Man swoops down to foil a McVillan as he steals a woman's purse]]
/ / Wing-Man: Stop right there, evil-doer! / [[The McVillain makes a cell phone call while Wing-Man carries him away]]
/ / McVillain: Hey, Shelly... Can you cover my shift? And have corporate send a lawyer to the 13th precinct. / [[As the woman watches Wing-Man fly away an unidentified individual attempts to get her attention from off panel]]
/ / Unidentified Individual: >Ahem< / [[The unidentified individual is revealed to be a replacement McVillain]]
/ / Replacement McVillain: Welcome to McVillain's. May I help myself? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070914.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... how may I harm you? / Caller: I have a complaint about the Evil Inc Animator Ray. / / Caller: I'm supposed to be able to make inanimate objects move with this thing, right? / Lightning Lady: Yes, Ma'am. / / Caller: I've been firing away at my husband all afternoon! Nothing! / Lightning Lady: Ma'am, your husband is not an inanimate object. / / Caller: Tell that to the moss growing on his north side. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070915.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and Kate talk as Evil Atom gets ready for work]]
/ / Kate: I've never seen you this energized! / Evil Atom: I feel like a new man! / / Kate: Just keep all that energy focused on work, OK? / / Evil Atom: My love, you doubt my fidelity? / Kate: Ask any wife... / / Kate: When your husband says he feels like a new man, you're always worried it also means that he feels like a new woman! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070917.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom and Kate talk as Evil Atom leaves for work]]
/ / Evil Atom: Being forced into retirement made me realize what I loved most about Evil Inc ~ building it. / / Evil Atom: "To think... If it weren't for guys like Catspaw and Captain Heroic, I'd still be stuck like all those has-beens at the Vulture Lodge." / [[The scene switches to the Vulture Lodge]] / [[Three lodge members talk about Evil Atom]]
/ / Darke-God: I guess Evil Atom's not coming back. / Death Fog: I miss the kid. / Third lodge member: Happened to me once. Ya gotta lead 'em. / [[The third lodge member makes mimes firing a gun]]
/ / Death Fog: No-no. "The kid." He meant Evil Atom. / Third lodge member: Oh, believe me, I meant evil at 'em, too! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070918.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Fog addresses a meeting at the Vulture Lodge]]
/ / Death Fog: I've been thinking. We need to make some changes here. / [[Death Fog puts his arm around a sorority girl]]
/ / Death Fog: Now stay with me, here, fellows. I've invited the girls of Alpha Xi Delta here for a mixer. / Sorority girl: Um. Where the boys? / / Death Fog: Eh? / Sorority girl: You said they'd be here! The Gamma Pi Alphas! / [[Crimson Phantom walks up as the Sorority girl puts her hands on her hips]]
/ / Crimson Phantom: We're better then them! We're the "Grampa Buy Porches. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070919.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Death Fog holding a pair false fangs approaches a lodge member dressed as a vampire]]
/ / Death Fog: Vlad! Come here, Vlad! I found these embedded in the neck of an innocent co-ed! / / Death Fog: I spoke to you about this! This is a mixer! Mixer! / / Death Fog: Don't you have anything to say? / Vlad: Yeph. Ah'll add shum Vermoofph. / [[Death Fog watches as other lodge members go about "mixing" the co-ed's minds with various animals in Frankenstein like experiments]]
/ / Death Fog: >sigh< (thinking) Mental note: Next time, call it a "social." / Lodge member: OK, Conrad, this one... Let's mix 'er with a bear! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070920.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[The Vulture lodge members talk about the previous night's events. Rock Man turns to look as a woman walks by]]
/ / Darke-God: That was some party last night, eh? / Rock Man: No kiddi-- Huh? / [[The lodge members watch as the woman saunters by]] / [[As she leaves the lodge with a smile on her face Crimson Phantom makes a hand gesture at her]] / / Dark God: Oh... Oh, good lord... / Rock Man: Relax. It means "call me." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070921.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I'm not going to be able to come in to work today. / / Lightning Lady: You're ill? / Caller: No, ma'am... Jail. I was thwarted by Aquaman last night. / / Caller: He nabbed me, told me "the tides had turned" and I was "all washed up." Now I'm doing time in the "tank." / / Lightning Lady: Very well. You're covered under the company's schtick leave policy. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070922.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[A newspaper is tossed from a "Daily Blab" newspaper delivery truck onto the porch of the Vulture Lodge]] / [[The truck idles outside the Vulture Lodge]] / [[A bomb sails at the truck as it starts to drive away]] / [[The truck explodes]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070924.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady stands outside the Vulture Lodge talking to an unidentified individual on a cell phone]]
/ / Unidentified Individual: Whatsa matter? Afraid of a few wiley octogenarians? Afraid of being chased? / / Lightning Lady: Believe me... If any of these coots actually catch me, all I'd be is chaste. / / Unidentified Individual: Just tell them you're my messenger they'll behave... / [[The Crimson Phantom walks up startling Lightning Lady]]
/ / Crimson Phantom: I knew you'd be back! I'm wearing my "Old Spice." And clean drawers. / Unidentified Individual: ...Badly. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070925.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady talks to the retired super villains at the Vulture Lodge]]
/ / Death Fog: Evil Atom wants us to help rebuild his company? / / Lightning Lady: He said he wants you to form a "ghost board" to help guide it's development. / / Death Fog: Ah! we're on the "ghost board" because we're to be a firm, invisible force: felt but not seen ~ like ghosts! heh! / [[Lightning Lady puts her arm around Death Fog's shoulder]]
/ / Lightning Lady: No. You're on the "ghost board" because you're so close to being one. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070926.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady try's to talk Whirlie Bird into joining Evil Atom's Ghost Board at the Vulture Lodge]]
/ / Lightning Lady: It's a chance to be a villain again, Myron. You up to it? / / Whirlie Bird: Lemme tell you a little story about a person whose name thrusts icy spikes of panic into the spines of ordinary men. / / Whirlie Bird: ...A force of evil so pure and vile that it cannot be denied... / / Lightning Lady: Your wife won't let you, eh? / Whirlie Bird: Have fun without me. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070927.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | EVIL ATOM: Well?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: We've got four. We replaced Whirlie-Bird with Dr. Whoosh, but Darke-God declined. / EVIL ATOM (offpanel): Darke-God REFUSED? Did he say WHY?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: It wasn't a good fit. / EVIL ATOM: We offered him "Research and Development!" THAT wasn't a good fit?
/ LIGHTNING LADY: No... / LIGHTNING LADY (offpanel): "The old costume..."
/ [[DARKE-GOD stands before a full-length mirror in his old costume.]]
/ DARKE-GOD: A codpiece?!?
/ Good Lord, was I gay? http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070928.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | PERSONNEL FILES: DR. WHOOSH
/ REAL NAME: Stashu M. Poblinski
/ ORIGIN: Stashu was the night janitor in a chemical factory. When cleaning up a chemical spill caused by a bolt of lightning that had crashed through a laboratory window, he found himself with amazing powers.
/ POWERS: As Dr. Whoosh, Poblinski was one of the fastest men alive, able to run at speeds up to about 150 m.p.h. However, since turning 70, he hasn't surpassed 40 m.p.h.--not even in his 1984 Buick Skylark.
/ PARTNERSHIPS: None
/ HISTORY: Stashu is one of the oldest living villains in Fairmount City. He is a founding member of the Vulture Lodge.
/ AGE: 82
/ BORN: 1925
/ HEIGHT: 5'5"
/ WEIGHT: 98 lbs.
/ FAMILY: Unknown http://evil-comic.com/archive/20070929.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | LIGHTNING LADY: Ah. Nice suit. Code name?
/ DR. WHOOSH: They call me DR. WHOOSH. Because of the sound I make when I pass. / LIGHTNING LADY: Any other aliases?
/ [[DR. WHOOSH's cape flies up.]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071001.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | DEATH FOG: Death Fog. Reporting for duty.
/ LIGHTNING LADY: THAT'S your costume? / DEATH FOG: Well...yes. / [[LIGHTNING LADY tugs at his loose-fitting costume.]]
/ LIGHTNING LADY: Listen, they've got this NEW THING now...called "SPANDEX." Look into it. / DEATH FOG: This IS Spandex. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071002.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom reviews his newest employees - the Crimson Phantom, Death Fog, Rock Man and Dr. Whoosh]]
/ Evil Atom: CRIMSON PHANTOM, DEATH FOG, ROCK MAN, DR. WHOOSH... WHEN GUYS LIKE LUTHOR AND THE WIZARD WERE FORMING TEAMS, I WAS TAKING THE IDEA TO ITS LOGICAL CONCLUSION. / [[Evil Atom turns, glaring]]
/ Evil Atom: YOU WILL HELP ME REBUILD IT. QUESTION IS: DO YOU HAVE THE FIRE IN YOUR BELLY? / [[The response]]
/ Crimson Phantom: NOT SINCE CUTTING OUT SAUERKRAUT BURRITOS.
/ Death Fog: BELLY, INTESTINES, COLON...YOU NAME IT.
/ Rock Man: MY DOCTOR SAID "MYLANTA."
/ Dr. Whoosh: MY BELLY IS IN A JAR BY MY BED.
/ {{Wednesday, October 3, 2007}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071003.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dr. Whoosh and Evil Atom argue about the new Evil Inc hierarchy]]
/ / Dr. Whoosh: How come I'm only a department head? / / Dr. Whoosh: This is about the McClosky job, isn't it? You still blame me for the goons who took a "bye week" during that heist! / Evil Atom: Listen. I told you... / [[Evil Atom reassures Dr. Whoosh bracing his shoulders]]
/ / Evil Atom: Let's let bye-goons be bye-goons. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071004.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom throws a friendly arm over Dr. Whoosh's shoulder as they talk about Dr. Whoosh's new job]]
/ / Dr. Whoosh: Putting me in charge of the Mystics and Occult dept? I don't know from magic. / / Evil Atom: Please. Vampires hate sunlight, werewolves love moonlight, and they all respond well to brute force. / / Dr. Whoosh: What about elves? Got anyone practicing elvish magic? / / Evil Atom: Nah. One guy studied their spells, though. He's not bad, but he's annoying as heck. / / Dr. Whoosh: Yeah I hate elvish impersonators. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071005.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel File: Darke-God
/ Real Name: Ed Fenley
/ Origin: Ed was working as part of an excavating crew that uncovered an artifact from a forgotten ancient civilization. The artifact bestowed upon him the powers of the ancient demonic force that destroyed that civilization.
/ Partnerships: None.
/ History: Darke-God became bent on destroying this new, American civilization in order to bring back the ancient civilization that he had destroyed -- so he could re-destroy the old one again. His plans were generally thwarted. By confusion.
/ Powers: Super-strength, Eye beams, Mind control for a limited time.
/ Age: 80
/ Born: 1972
/ Height: 5'5'
/ Weight: 250 lbs. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071006.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom introduces Dr. Whoosh to the head supervisor of the Mystics and Occult department]]
/ / Evil Atom: Vincent, I'd like you to meet the new department head... / [[Looking at Dr. Whoosh Vincent reaches for something]]
/ / Vincent: Yes. Looks like a standard six gallon. Wait here, please... / [[Evil Atom and Dr. Whoosh exchange glances]] / [[Vincent holds a large jar]]
/ / Evil Atom: I'm sorry. I should have said "director." / Vincent: (thinking) >sigh< Capes... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071008.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom, Dr. Whoosh, and Vincent make their way down a darkened stairwell in the Mystics and Occult department]]
/ / Vincent: (to Dr. Whoosh) The Mystics and occult dept. handles all of Evil Inc's super natural needs. Are you familiar with the dark arts? / [[Dr. Whoosh uses the light from Vincent's candle to make a rabbit shadow puppet on the wall]] / [[Dr. Whoosh uses the light from Vincent's candle to make a duck shadow puppet on the wall]] / [[Dr. Whoosh uses the light from Vincent's candle to make a bird shadow puppet on the wall]] / / Vincent: I'll take that as a "yes"... ...And a "no." / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071009.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Vincent continues touring Dr. Whoosh around Evil Inc's Occult dept]]
/ / Vincent: This division helps our undead clients access government benefits. / / Dr. Whoosh: The undead get benefits?! / Vincent: Ever since the ADA ~ Americans with Death Act ~ was passed... They have a powerful lobby. / / Dr. Whoosh: Zombie lobbyists?! / Vincent: Vampires. We sent zombies to congress once. You know... "Vote for this Medi-Scare bill or we'll eat your brains..." / / Vincent: Before we got them out of D.C., we lost six zombies to starvation. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071010.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Vincent continues touring Dr. Whoosh around Evil Inc's Occult dept]]
/ / Vincent: This is the advanced lycanthropic studies lab, where we push the boundaries of transformation past human/animal combinations. / [[Vincent enters a room full of strange human-gadget were creatures]]
/ / Vincent: We've created a were-PC, a were-hammer, and a were-cell-phone. And we have a were-house full of more ideas! / / Dr. Whoosh: (to Evil Atom) What a were-do. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071011.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Vincent completes his tour of Evil Inc's Mystic and Occult dept]]
/ / Vincent: That's the entire department. Any questions? / / Dr. Whoosh: (to Evil Atom) Yeah. Do I get a secretary like yours? / Evil Atom: She's good, but I wish I had a secretary who knew how to make a better cup of coffee! / [[A flash of light and a loud poof come form the Mystic and Occult dept as Evil Atom and Dr. Whoosh leave]]
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071012.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc Personnel File]]
/ / : Real Name: Vincent Leonard
/ Origin: Vincent graduated at the top of his class at MIT. But his love of chemistry was eclipsed by his interest in black magic. After being hired as an Evil Inc lab assistant, he found he could combine both loves.
/ Powers: Master-level sorcerer. Genius-level chemist.
/ Partnerships: None.
/ History: He climbed the ladder at Evil Inc, becoming the head supervisor of the Mystics-and-Occult Department, reporting directly to the director, Dr. Whoosh. He is working on magically changing his last name to something less dorky, but he knows that this, like all magic, comes with a price.
/ Age: Unknown
/ Born: Unknown
/ Height: 6'4"
/ Weight: 185 lbs. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071013.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady works at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Evil Atom: Lightning Lady, why don't you knock off early tonight? / [[Leaving Evil Inc Lightning Lady calls Keagan on her cell phone. A scantly clad villainess gets off the elevator]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Hey, Keagan! I'm off early. Wanna go out to eat? / Keagan: Sure! Where do you want to go? / [[Lightning Lady scowls as the villainess passes her]]
/ / Lightning Lady: (whispering) Cheap Tramp. / [[Lightning Lady and Keagan eat at a restaurant called "Cheap Tramp"]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Why did you suggest we eat at this place? / Keagan: Me?! This was your idea! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071015.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Keagan walk home from eating out]]
/ / Lightning Lady: You should have seen her: The make-up... The skimpy, spandex outfit... The bee-stung lips... / / Lightning Lady: ...And she was walking right up to Evil Atom's office! / / Lightning Lady: If I had been at my desk, she'd have never made it past me looking like that! / / Lightning Lady: The first time Evil Atom lets me go home early in years and she come in! Someone got lucky, I tell ya! / Keagan: ...or someone is about to... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071016.html |
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