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| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady continues to complain about Desdemona]]
/ / Lightning Lady: (to Keagan) You think Evil Atom is having an affair with that spandex-clad bimbo?! / Keagan: Babe ~ you do realize that your description of her could easily be a description of yourself... / / Keagan: Remember... When you point a finger, you have three pointed back at yourself. / Lightning Lady: You think I look like a bimbo? / / Keagan: I didn't say that... / Lightning Lady: Maybe I should stop pointing. / [[Lightning Lady curls her index back into her hand]] / / Lightning Lady: Hey, look! A fist!! / Keagan: Bad point. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071017.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | Keagan: Honey! You can't just barge in on Evil Atom, even if he IS having an affair! / Lightning Lady: If you were cheating on ME, wouldn't you want someone to stop YOU?! / [[Silence]] / Keagan: You're right. You should go. / Keagan (thinking): I didn't get THIS far in my relationship by irrational honesty. http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071018.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady returns to Evil Inc to hear voices from Evil Atom's office]]
/ / Unidentified voice: Ooh. That was amazing. / [[Lightning Lady listens at the door to Evil Atom's office]]
/ / Unidentified voice: ...I gotta tell you. I've never had it that hot... / / Unidentified voice: Y'know I think I'm ready for more! / [[Lightning Lady cracks the door to see the voice belongs to Evil Atom]]
/ / Evil Atom: My dear, It's time I admitted it... / [[Lightning Lady is shocked by what she hears next]]
/ / Evil Atom: I have a new personal assistant! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071019.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Inc personnel file]]
/ / : Personnel File: Keagan Newborne
/ Real name: Keagan Newborne
/ Origin: Keagan was the head writer fro a comic strip called "Greystone Inn" that starred a living cartoon character named Argus the gargoyle. While working at "Greystone," he met and fell in love with Lightning Lady, who came to work in the studio as well.
/ Powers: Razor-sharp wit.
/ Partnerships: None.
/ History: Keagan has some history with super-villainy. He once assumed a villain identity ~ The Complete Moron ~ to impress L.L. Since leaving "Greystone," Keagan has become a full-time stand-up comedian. He is devoted to L.L. -- but still grapples with how she uses her power.
/ Age: 38
/ Born: 1969
/ Height: 5'10"
/ Weight: 175 lbs. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071020.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady spies on Evil Atom and Desdemona in Evil Atom's office]]
/ / Evil Atom: (to Desdemona) Now that's a good cup of coffee! / [[Defeated Lightning Lady backs out of Evil Atom's office]]
/ / Evil Atom: And your qualifications are flawless... references, too... / / Evil Atom: I see you're currently employed by Doctor Time Warp. / / Desdemona: He's working a job in ancient Egypt. I've tendered my resignation already. / [[Desdemona, through a time portal, hands her resignation letter to Doctor Time Warp]]
/ / Doctor Time Warp: You quit?? / Desdemona: Consider this my 200,000 weeks notice. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071022.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan goes to see Lightning Lady at Evil Inc]]
/ / Keagan: (to Securotron 5000) I understand the visitor's pass, but how does my signing-in keep the company safe? / / Securotron 5000: Easy. It's not a sign-in sheet. It's a medical waiver. It keeps us safe from being liable for what happens to you in here. / [[Keagan lifts a sign board he's wearing around his neck]]
/ / Keagan: Very funny. I suppose this isn't a visitor's pass, either... / [[Keagan walks away wearing the bulls eye sign board]]
/ / Securotron 5000: (thinking) What a complete moron... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071023.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan approaches Lightning Lady who is bent forward over her desk]]
/ / Keagan: (thinking) Ho boy... This doesn't look good. / / Keagan: (thinking) I've never seen her cry. I'd better play this right. In her emotional state, a shock is the last thing she needs. / [[Keagan sees that Lightning Lady is in fact using her abilities to crank call Evil Atom's office]]
/ / Keagan: (thinking) ...Or the first... / Evil Atom: Would you get that, my dear?
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071024.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan tries to calm Lightning Lady down over the situation with Desdemona]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Why did you stop me from shocking that tramp into next week? / Keagan: Remember when I took you to Chez Lex? / [[The two flashback to their dinner at Chez Lex]]
/ / Keagan: You said that you were ready for something more... / Lightning Lady: So...? / / Keagan: So, "Every time a door closes, a window opens." / Lighting Lady: Yes! But we need to make it look like an accident! / Keagan: Oh, no! I'm not writing another fake suicide note! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071025.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom steps out of his office to talk with Lightning Lady]]
/ / Evil Atom: Ah! I'm glad you're here. I'd like you to clean out your belongings. Desdemona starts tomorrow morning. / Lightning Lady: >sigh< Yes, sir. / / Lightning Lady: I'd just like to say that I have truly enjoyed my time here at Evil Inc, and working with you has been a great pleasure for me. / Evil Atom: I'm happy to hear that. / [[Lightning Lady starts to walk away]]
/ / Evil Atom: You're going to need that attitude when you start at the job I've promoted you to. / Lightning Lady: D-did you say "promoted"? / / Evil Atom: Yeah. Why? / Lightning Lady: No reason. But I'd suggest taking a cab home tonight instead of your car. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071026.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I called last month to tell you that my account was overcharged by $300! / / Caller: This month, it was overcharged by $400! / / Lightning Lady: Would you like to file another complaint? / / Caller: Heck no! I can't afford a $500 overcharge next month! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071027.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan preforms his stand up routine at the comedy club]]
/ / Keagan: Didja ever think about promotions at work? / / Keagan: It's like the company says, "you're really good at this job, so we'd like you to stop doing in and watch others who aren't as good do it. And schedule their vacations." / / Keagan: The "Peter Principle," states every employee gets promoted to his level of incompetence. / / Keagan: Ladies and gentlemen... If that were true, I'd be the CEO of comedy. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071029.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan runs into Mel after finishing a gig at the comedy club]]
/ / Mel: Good set, kid. Tight. / Keagan: Mel! / / Mel: I've booked a few sets this week. I'm trying out some new material for the senior-citizens' cruse I'm working. After the cruise, I'm pulling a solid month in Reno. / / Keagan: Mel... You gotta slow down... / / Mel: Sorry. I've... Booked... A... Few... Sets... This... Week... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071030.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan talks to Mel at the comedy club]]
/ / Keagan: I heard you're really killing on these seniors' cruises. / / Mel: The judge ruled that was because of a faulty defibrillator. Still... Working cruise ships is fantastic for one's... er... social life. / / Keagan: Lonely widows, eh? / / Mel: Many women on the ship have husbands who have passed on. / / Mel: And what their husbands pass on, they bring to me! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071031.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan talks to Mel at the comedy club]]
/ / Keagan: So, you're here all week? / Mel: Some of my political material has gotten stale. Wanna hear some of my new gags? / / Mel: "How about that president, folks? The guy was never originally elected and he doesn't seem too bright. Furthermore, he seems to have been strongly influenced by guys like Rumsfeld and Cheny!" / / Mel: I mean... What a bozo that Gerald Ford is! / Keagan: Whoa, hey! Huh?! / / Mel: Not fresh enough? / Keagan: Sadly... No. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071101.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan and Mel talk at the comedy club]]
/ / Keagan: How'd you book this club, Mel? It's the hottest one in town! / Mel: I go way back with the guy who owns this place. / / Mel: Lookit these pictures. Here's me an' him when he opened his first club... Here we are with his wife in their new 'vette... And this one... / [[Keagan is shocked by what he sees in the picture]]
/ / Keagan: What... What's he doing with that blond? Is he... Are they... Is that an ocelot? / [[Nervous and sweating the club manager walks up]]
/ / Manager: You're on in five, Mel... / Mel: Thanks, Sid. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2006 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071102.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: When I bought my Evil Inc Instant Lacerator last month, I got overcharged! / / Caller: The ad said $300 and I was charged $450! / / Lightning Lady: It's $300 after the mail-in rebate. / / Caller: But I don't save the receipt! / Lightning Lady: That's OK. The rebate deadline was yesterday. / / Caller: Is there a rebate for buying the Evil Inc time machine? / Lightning Lady: Why would we bother? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071103.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan and Mel talk at the comedy club]]
/ / Mel: Oh! Hey! Before I go on... How's your lady? / Keagan: She's great. She just got promoted. / / Mel: Give her my best. Sometimes employees revolt when a new person takes charge. / Keagan: Now, Mel... You know she doesn't just take charge... / [[Lightning Lady stands before a room full of Evil Inc customer service employees with an electrified employee laying on a gurney behind her]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Any other questions about the new scheduling policy? / / Keagan: ...She gives it. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071105.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady lectures a room full of Evil Inc customer service employees]]
/ / Lightning Lady: As you know by now, I am the new supervisor of the customer service department. As your leader, I want you to know that I have an open-door policy. So, If you ever have a problem complaint, remember... / [[Lightning Lady stands before the exit]]
/ / Lightning Lady: The door's always open. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071106.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Keagan calls Lightning Lady at her new job as head of Evil Inc's customer service dept]]
/ / Keagan: So... What's it like, being the boss? / Lightning Lady: Not so good... / / Lightning Lady: This management book I got says I have to assert my dominance immediately. It suggests starting my first day with a round of firings. / / Keagan: Yeesh! Did you actually do that? / Lightning Lady: >sigh< I did. / Keagan: What was the reaction? / [[Lightning Lady crouches behind a desk as bullets strike the area around her]]
/ / Lightning Lady: They're firing back. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071107.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady walks through the Evil Inc customer service dept office reading a book on management while various employees go about their jobs answering phones]]
/ / Modulator: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Vespidae: ...Free-range, organic products? ...Other than zombies? / The Owl: ...Clearly see a warning label on the butt of the death ray... / Lightning Lady: (reading) An employee is like a flower. It needs water... sunshine... shelter... / / Lightning Lady: (to The Owl) Clive, this company thrives because of people like you. Really / [[Lightning Lady and The Owl stare at each other in silence for a moment]] / / Lightning Lady: Too much sunshine? / The Owl: Too much fertilizer. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071108.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady talks with Vespidae in Evil Inc's customer service dept]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Why is everybody just standing around today? / Vespidae: On Fridays we all redirect our phones to Evil Atom's secretary... / / Vespidae: ...Evidently, she's so stupid she's been covering our shifts for years without knowing it! / / Lightning Lady: I can't do that to his... ahem... Personal assistant. / Vespidae: Sure can't he's got a new one who knows how to re-re-direct the calls. / / Lightning Lady: Wait. Where to? / [[The phone in Lightning Lady's office rings off the hook]]
/ / Lightning Lady: >sigh<
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071109.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: This book... The Evil Inc Guide to Swindles... Is awful! / / Caller: The darned thing cost me $29.99 and all the pages are blank! / / Lightning Lady: Sounds like you could use our newest book... The Evil Inc Guide to Gullible Consumerism. Only $45.00. Since you're a returning customer, you get 25% off. / Caller: Do I sound like an imbecile to you?! / / Caller: Thirty-percent-off or no deal. / Lightning Lady: I believe we have your credit card on file... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071110.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady walks by a bum begging for change in front of a deli on her way to work]]
/ / Bum: Can I have your change? / Lightning Lady: What? / [[The bum shakes the can he's holding]]
/ / Bum: Can I have your change after you've bought your coffee?
/ < http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071112.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady walks away from a bum begging for change on her way to work]]
/ / Bum: All I need is a couple bucks... My car broke down and I need bus fare! / Lightning Lady: ...For the fifth time this week... / / Lightning Lady: Honestly, if I see one more perfectly healthy guy with his hand out... / [[Just in the front door at Evil Inc Lightning Lady scowls as Evil Atom puts up a poster saying "Charity for villains by villains - Divided Way"]]
/ / Evil Atom: What? / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071113.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady arches an eyebrow as Evil Atom tries to explain his "Divided Way" scheme]]
/ / Evil Atom: Why do we solicit donations to the Divided Way? Because they help villains in need! / [[Lightning Lady stares at Evil Atom in silence]] / / Evil Atom: OK... It's also good publicity when we brag about it... / [[Lightning Lady stares at Evil Atom in silence]] / / Evil Atom: All right! We can't buy this kind of publicity! / [[Lightning Lady continues to look suspiciously at Evil Atom]] / / Evil Atom: OK... OK... We could, but then we'd have to use our money... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071114.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Evil Atom talk about Divided Way]]
/ / Lightning Lady: What's this? / Evil Atom: That's your Divided Way donation sheet. / / Evil Atom: It has your suggested donation level printed right on it... / / Evil Atom: Sign the form, and that amount will be deducted from your pay-check, added to a fund and sent to the Divided Way. / / Lightning Lady: Wow. With a system like this, you could offer workers a 401(k) / Evil Atom: Oh, gosh, no... That would be far to complex! / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071115.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady and Evil Atom talk about Divided Way]]
/ / Evil Atom: Ummm... Lightning Lady... You're management now. You're ~ um ~ encouraged to donate. / / Lightning Lady: "Encouraged?" / Evil Atom: Yes. They have a motto. / [[Two devil-like Divided Way henchmen with baseball bats stand in the doorway of a bewildered monster like Evil Inc employee's office]]
/ / Divided Way Henchmen: Hurt 'till it gives. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071116.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Lightning Lady answers the phone at Evil Inc's reception desk]]
/ / Lightning Lady: Evil Inc... How may I harm you? / Caller: I need advice. I threw a party and ~ stupidly ~ invited Superboy from Earth Prime. / / Caller: He brought this fruit-juice concoction. After drinking it, all of my guests got retconned. / / Caller: Some of them changed race and gender... Others disappeared completely... And a few showed up who had been previously dead. As you can imagine, the night was ruined. / / Lightning Lady: >sigh< Another perfectly good party ruined by Superboy's punch... / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071117.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom talks with the receptionist at Divided Way headquarters]]
/ / Evil Atom: While I was waiting for my appointment, I spilled caviar on your leather couch. / Tiffany: No problem. Would you like some more champagne? / [[Tiffany rings a bell for service]]
/ / Evil Atom: No, thanks. I'm still sipping on the one the doorman gave me. I'll just go back and sit down. / Tiffany: I'll have a fresh one sent up. / [[A henchman carries in a whole new couch]]
/ / Evil Atom: (thinking) I'm in the wrong business. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071119.html |
| Evil Inc. by Brad Guigar - A Daily Webcomic | [[Evil Atom waits for a meeting as Tiffany talks to Divided way's director over the phone]]
/ / Tiffany: I'm sorry for the wait. Our director's driver broke down on the road. / Director: He sure did! / [[Tiffany wipes her forehead]]
/ / He ran over a duck! Get it?! Anyway... Please send Evil Atom in, Tiffany... / [[Evil Atom walks into the Directors office]]
/ / Director: I've only had this job six months, and I'm still learning the ropes. / [[The director holds up a noose]]
/ / Director: This one took me all morning. / {{BGUIGAR@yahoo.com}} {{www.evil-comic.com}} {{(c) 2007 Brad J. Guigar. All rights reserved.}} http://evil-comic.com/archive/20071120.html |
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